do his laundry

eyeing the furry.

it's the only world he knows.

gotta superior.

failed mobster.

too good for the good boys.

too bad for the bad boys.

only god

can replace his mother.

"if you question me,

go to prison."

never had a friend

before he became a policeman.

a father figure

to all the prostitutes.

if he can't save em.

he'll kill em.

got porn.

got favors 

from inferiors.

certain

that strippers really like him.

an expert on love.

"beat your wife with kindness."

everyone

secretly 

wants to be king.

women

can't help themselves

but give.

do his laundry.