Saturday, January 31, 2026

minecore

you look good 
in cultural clothes. 

it's pop punk season.

nana,
teh metalcore-tuber you like
turns out
to be a chud.
sorry.
you shud've seen that coming.

jungle techno.

acid shrooms.

all the cartoons in the world
will not make you a kid again. 

i like bad music.
if you got it,
flaunt it.

destiny: i will have more concurrent viewership than hasan by 2025.

everything is woman.

YAY. 
more soap to waste.
congrats!
everything is play. 
what?
you spent money on porn?
the perverts reveal themselves.

just because you like the taste of boots doesn't mean you'll get to wear them.

sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you licks you sniffs you.

disclaimer: it's ice cream, not fruits.


buying a car in Singapore.

you're such a supremacist.

i've got a boner. 

"no... you guys don't understand. politics is stupid. men and women are the same. rich and poor are the same. black and white are the same. why organize? the world fixes itself because everyone has a rich daddy."

do you want to engage the brain?
ye? no?
nein?
the butt.
my butt.
a butt.

grifter
reading wiki for fun.

london is so blurry today. 

2 hours can last a minute.

is one of your characters character?

is everything a simulation,?
baby?

x pirates.

so full of chocolate.
chocolate poop.

order another noodle.
it's on me.

just because you outsource your violence doesn't mean you're less violent.

you need a magical mythical good guy leader. 
i need the people around me.
we are not the same.

kimono marriage.


opening doors like ninja.

drink and pee and drink and pee and drink and pee and drink and pee.

everything is absurd. 

talking about the thing
you know nothing about.
you're ognna be horny for long.

rice balls.

soba.

eberything is beastly real.

you really like to listen to the feymus.

can we please please please
do something 
about this plain?
political_one_piece_bullying,
YESSSSSSSSS.
this movie is so safe.
i know i'm being tricked.
the guy calls himself "centrist".
that's his name.
shitlib.,

don't say things yoiu're notsure of..
|
become a map. 

just because you pretend to be busy and network with pedophiles, doesn't mean you'll become a billionaire. 
all these dweebs with their nofaps.
ughh...

the left build their relationships on trust.
not mutual blackmail.

people really love their computers.

what is the meaning of life?
you just fucked
and forgot.

this is exactly why i joined tumblr.
to look at stairs. 

i'm not in any category, bruh.


tv movie night.

i can be sexy.
i am brain.

you want to be victim so bad. 
how about just... 
doing good? 
ever thought about that?
stoopig greedy pig.
real life villains don't aspire to much complexity. 
they're always dweeb mccringe. 
poor little meow meow is a myth. 

i hate when i have a moustache.

can you do the_job?
just do the job.

everyone is from 2010. 
1o years old then.
avocado. 

seeing kids 
bully the adult
with_a_copy_of 
Walter Isaacson's Elon Musk
is the world healing itself. 

creature babies.

brokenminifridge.

people are not types,
stupid shitass robot.

you have a wholeass shrine. 

can you complete the project in a single night,
unreliable shit?

i want to see hytale adventures. 

i wish i could eat my food again. 


how to make coffee

you are breaking your cat
polishing your gun.

the emos have invaded
and welcome them in peace.

because.
having fun
is serious business!

i want life to happen now.

she's trying to change
with estrogen songs.

black and white it's not.
the world is a colorful snake.

walking asshole.
still walking.
an asshole
that walks.

i have breathable skin.

i'm gonna have lots to listen.

doing good makes the world horny.
doing bad only makes you horny. 
it's simple maths.
everyone does everyone.

i'm so proud of my work.
people love me.
peepz.

you avoid confrontation all your life.

not everything is internet/anime.


eat fruits, your mochi

you eat all the sweets.,
you become a sweets body.
what did you put in that bagel?
|
you need food for energy.

eat, sleep, horsingaround, play.
horse.
daisies.

it's good
but you're embarrassed.
...
REPETITION HELL!

1. the mochi has filling.
and is filling.

2. thunder bagel.
yt thunder bagel.

you hate traditions.
you hate death.

blue dragon is kinda gay 
(or bi). 
you've got so many cool friends. 
be proud of who you are. 

just close the tap like a normal person,
hokkaido.

group love.
group hug.
she did the neighbor.

american spoiler!

undertale fans are so undertale. 


pussy met gala

holy shid,
i'm a taiwan vtuber/rapper.

grab yo kitchen gun.

when i clean,
i'm hardcore.
ants are afraid of me.
what you doin
with 2 hour footage
of nothin?
moving back to cali.

i wlaways feel 
liek_i'm_gonna_be_a_model_
how_not_to_be_one.
"sloptuber does one pushup
becomes fitness guru."
thing.

feministim.

do i relaly have boyfriend face?
she knows she's face tea.

i usually hate long fights
but luffy vs kaido
is swet.

[travel, asian, purple]
there appears to be
three triangles. 
you are the product of television. 

money is beyond stupid.
it's a system of control. 

you're obsessed with numbers.

we can't stop billionaires and pedophiles from consuming One Piece but we can always bully them after.

unhuman.
it's an okaku life.
you've been diagnosed with babymetal.
why is there no critical analysis?
why is everything glaze?

dangerously bland.

i finished. i doned. i complained. 


up my sexy

what are some good imaginary friends movie?

you worry the up thetime schedule.

you only value when others have less (value).

do you have money?

because casa
you mistake lgbt with class privilege as an accurate representation of lgbt.

we are strong peoples.
dark woke.
you just tore your own skin.
up my sexy.

you're a tom cruise guy.
a kanye guy/
you're dubai as a person.
damn good material conditions
but shit.
acting is an art.

what is manga?
everything is too easy.

big dick energy. 
i'm a live 
and doing well today.
you're a wholeass anime.

don't even think of reblogging this.

cat is square?
nopony asked you. 

no personality,
no life. 

i've never been to the toilet here before.

follow the hot chick of death in your mind. 


are there hanabieheads who are hasanabiheads?

i am autism
and i like being hot.
doing good is political. 
we've got two 5GB movies tonight.

get two cats.
so they'll never be lonely. 

daily day 
of your red_green_bean_soup life.
it's bitter medicine.
you worry about media consumption?
do peanut_butter_mochi_maximum_speed. 
UHT milk, motherfucker.

i love my body but my chests could be more chest and my arms could be bigger. 

socialism
is not 
ANTIFUN.

why is everyone your stepmother?

your favorite people
are people who own things.

what?
you read doujinshi?
resident evil tree.

i need radical.

you're so sure you're going to be a star.

guys... 
guys...
i have to say.
i love all of you.

hytale is dead.
it's now alive.

get it twisted, y'all.


lesbian octo game.

why'd you give me Taylor Swift tickets?
i'm a performative female.
met a cat for the first time today.
Kirk Hetfield isn't everything. 
fish n chips, 
israel.
all is bland. 
wth are kpop stans?
PHOBIC IN 2026 IS MEGACRINGE!
oppressed groups have the right to rudeness.
entitled shits have the right to be bullied.
that's just how it goes. 

i was crossing a lake
when i fell into the ocean.

i'm a new kind of angel.
always punch a bootlicker in the face.

the hazelnut one isn't bad.
how's the pandan?
your tastebuds have been accustomed.

people who mysteriously have money
pretend to be busy.
i'm sorry
but your supposed "bullies"
are cooler than you.

don't simp for kings and queens.
so lame.

build a good name.
put a good name out there.

are we by any chance stupid?
i am anime.
i need to be my raw true self.
i don't approve anything
i used to do.
i love the 12 am cheese. 
who hid the cheese?

no ants in the kitchen.
hell ye.
for ryl.

i found the party gear.
it's a metal gear. 

fuck money.


Saturday, January 24, 2026

park debater

why don't you go outside, cat?
stop master debating.
nobody wants to party anymore.
you think everyone is porn.
rating cats of istanbul.
no sharpie this morning.
just over-the-top gaming.

the worst people on earth will describe kitten meow meow as "far left". 
pedo nazis are lame
all day
everyday.
libs going crazy
over the most pathetic white savior shit.
how ice blockes people.

reanimated.
it's not the best paced thing on earth.

can you do lots in one minute?

i wanna see fun band get serious.

7.
you're so introverted.
i'm so crazy.
your dad
really likes his crackers.
you brought a kid into this world
and you're still shit.
i like them fights short and sweet.

this desk has lasted 10 years.
hot air balloon.
this goat eats papers.
everything in the toilet is functional.
don't break it.
the bin is empty.
hurray!

politics are woke.,
how does time work in your world?

they're so corporate.

his days
with hguys
are gone.
he put the honey
in the bun.

stop saying we sound like dragonforce.

got goat rule tools?


dead demons.

why is everyone lonely?
ha?

have you ever made friends on steam?

you can't even look at women for one week.

you're ambient anime.
i'm random donut.
so here
and so style.

is it possible getting chased by curvy women.!
i'm alwayas to go on dates?

yeah.
you just think the famous are great. 

CONVERT HER TO HANABIE-ISM!

blue shock collar:
he's in love with a thirst trap.

i'm like eveyrbody, man.

you don't take a bath.

to be a star,
you must burn. 
that london.
didn't come out as london.

taekwondo,
it took Sarah 3 episodes
to eat a cake.
she likes 3d.
i like 3d.
what is there more to say?
"...
fuck yeah?"

delayed gratification, motherfucker.
more images, crazy loser.s
if you anti-trans,
i'm anti-you.

i am kazakhstan.


messy open mic night

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gunnas are not effective here.

what do you wanna do today, cat?

what's going on in your lyfe?
nothing?

what if i was 9 months pregnant?
would you wait a month?

it seems like everyone
and everything
is performing
all of the time. 
[Warsama Warsame
changed the soundtrack of your life.]

own your truth, man.

disrespecting bullies & partying.

people who are allergic to doing good are easy to scam. just charge them tens of thousands a month for leadership courses.

"aspiring thought leader"
"reverse racism"
"bullied for being rich".
loser shit.
the negative xp listenir is can't.
OH NO.,
she's gonna be a zuckerberg.
we lost another stemlord.

thankfully, it's very celsius today.

hollywood exposed
by dollywood.

don't cut off your fingers,
woman.

i stay dead in this place. 


alt kid.

i love it, i love it, i love it.
crazy.

you captured all my cringe, baby.

this brainrot cannot be anger.

how was 2016 for you personally?
how was personally for you 2006?

she looks like a skull. 

everyday,
i wake up.
thinking of me.
from one propaganda bubble
to another.
telling random people, 
" i love you".
I_have_so_much_contempt
for the people.
the full moon changes us.

you're good at fighting.

a lot of owkr
goes into producinggarbage.

you'd kill one_hundred_thousand__people
(wif a button)
if it means
never having to move your ass.
fucking "apolitical".
the pot calling the kettle a kettle.

"keep politics out of my media"
"art is my escape"
ughh...

bring me an immigration.

john carpenter is today.


arcade rebillion

year of receiving
n deceiving.

i am not sabrina carpenter.

your future now is watching yourself through mirrors. n merories.

are_you_gonna_watch_the_grinch
_dressed_as_the_grinch?
that's some electric bullshit.

if you want you to know
that i hate you.

no.
giant horseshoe,
do you wear jeans everyday?
even on days that you don't wear jeans?
underwear 
gets torn into pieces.
it is its last resort.

cocaine in the cake. 

incomplete: strong and weak. 

nobody's watching you. 
everyone is.

"it's money time."
said the boring money tree capitalist.
a dinosaur.

that's no stepping stone.
that's your friend. 
have fun.
you never liked rude people with morals anyway, rite?

who has time for anime?

rude liberators > polite exploiters.
anyday.
anyway,
it's not the best coffee in the world
but it's coffee.
this ad is from 1973 
but she looks 2026.

peak was live actiong today.
he was a popular monster among girls.

barn n finger. 
 
save me from these lames.


Saturday, January 17, 2026

blanket party

i'm going to eat food.

i don't trust your taste.
your politics are shit.

i'll try to go to sleep.

if you're privileged and you don't know why, you probably suck.
just because the world works for you
doesn't mean you know how the world works.

is sucking blood healthy?
i don't think os.

nothing's gonna happen to me.

rating art is impossible.

it's healing, baby.

4. orphan science.

america is not normal.

what did you turn ento?
dog.com

kdrama so bad.

what do you do when people like you?

mario discord party.
i'm posting on social media.
look what we got, games.

hell ye.
we made everyone look communist.

we're improving on metal. 


kkonamurica

what the fuck was i even stimming?

you have to come to terms with the fact
that murica is crazy.

limited jiyon.

snl is not funny.

[a,erocam]
people are not surprising.
star or no.
cool people are everywhere.

roommate,
what if this was 2000
and you liked music?
tom hiddlestone middleton.

i feel like i've been cultured by one piece.

i'm not really here.

you look like one of my girlfriends. 
resistance mothers.

if you want it,
pay it!

you're so utada hikaru.

nothing is gatekept.
everything is.

you can have fun
at any age.
fight those ants.
fight those giants.

"so real"
and it's just someonoe who matches your lameness.

he's a frieren nazi.


big brother

there are only 12 notes.

i can guess your top four: Gone With The Wind, Forrest Gump, Little Miss Sunshine, The Help. 

feeling low energy?
a kiwi CD.

the most obvious "reverse racism" person got outed for being a zionist. i love pre-hating people.

milk.

new look.

you blame bullying.
i blame entitlement.
we are not the same.

dm me if uninterested.

i need to pee too. 

honic the sedgehog.
wolfsten creek.

i'm so happy when there are no chickens in the kitchens. it means i have conquered it.

you're not a mediator.
you're free PR. 

he can't sleep because of ps5.


elvis

you never learned anything.anywhere
no context
in the forest.
you can't catch me.
you don't know how 
or when
i freak out.

i need properweird. 

cats have personalities.

what it feels like to drown in earth.
y'know
i hate being right all the time. 

the tiramisu is quite nice.
it's quite news.

timkai, 
are you there?
who are you talking to in that dream?

i am the clean master
because i clean,
motherfucker. 

is everything a bloody reference?

nobody knows who's behind the gif.

your nakama.
my nakama.
our nakama.

i'm a mess.
i'm all over the place.

elvis will be alive someday.
it woulbe fun someday
to play ball
with tuxedo mask.

lost in reality.

have you never talked to a real person?
no interaction with the cashier?

i like people who know how the world works. best people. entitled cunts, die. 


gotta do the maximum.

beautifulboyish@yourdreams.com

meltylancerforce firstclass.

"i don't believe in rules."

scratching your balls.
making your balls balls.
ointment on your balls.
don't get your food wet.

no one cares about your blog
but me, really.
it's healing.
it's noisy.
i like it.

u love your internet friends.

random life.
y2k baddies.

make it harajuku!

you have determined with your youtube degree that i have narcissism, machiavellianism, and psychopathy. 

i forgot what month is october.

why are you so grateful for inauthentic slop?


crashing a bougie party

the sun is up and out.
should you be on the sleeping right now?
you're very disney film.
200 posts this year.
very character design.

why do sweets look like sweets?

music is one of the things in the world.
i'm driven by it.

look, 
it's the blowjob brothers.
your father just shot a woman.
it was a political disagreement.

what the black thing is.
are?

Marry Curry,
fry a godzilla.
it's 
Dinner by Mom. 
o clock.
no benadryl in this dog food.

2 big bananas
will fill you up like a human.
&
cow tim,
it's mochi time.
this cara manis
is a lesser_cara_manis.
i want to get a mechanical body.

poetry reading at a tech bro party.
so many brainrotted human beings.
doing math problems on the piano.

kurdistan lemon.
salt and sugar.
egg and pimples.
tandoori is sweet.

on your way to create more jobs by sprinkling cheeto dust all over your keyboard. 


th other beatles

hi,
i'm from Turkey.
how are you?

it's relaxing.

why are artists ninja?
darkstalkers.
bc
da
spider shirt,
towel,
shorts,
underwear.
they see it all.

full, taken, and out of line.

nugget phase, alright.

oh no.
he's carrying an Elon Musk autobiography.
a lame-o who wants to debate college students.

your mother is in australia.

don't booger, booger.
looking_for_the_candy, dishwasher.

how many laptops have you got 
from god?

happy new year in 2k.

don't stop pissing everywhere.
pay.!

40 now.

why ar eboring things boring?
it's the same shit.
complacent.
status quo.
you_hate_buddha.
exploitation
unquestioned.

there are so many people
we can get along with.

party like it's 2000.


kahwin

we're in a building
in a building
in a building
in a dbuilding.
pss... 
in a building.

give us the samurai.
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
(to be continued).
give us the samurai.
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
*fight*
give us the samurai.
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.

i am from NotTurkey.
will you provide the bread?

plans to the US leaked.

omg, youcame.
like a chicken.
kote ayam.

fork,
meet knife.

stop pissing on your legs, sexist.

the download is complete.
your life is only beginning.
ass yourself,
"why is man always a cop?"

i want to kill this out of touch b.


have you ever eaten a naga?

title: panda eyes

his wife sexy.
my wife sexy.
her wife taxi.
your wife non existent.

ye.
punch up, kiss down.

i'm humbled by the poor and destitute. 
you're humbled by billionaires and pedophiles.
we are not the same. 

let's go to petronas for food.

don't AI your face.
why do dat?

a lot of things we do is performative.

everyone is fun.

1000 rejections.

there's an infinite universe
at the library.
(area pontianak).

even I was a young person.

why do you get to see me like that?
it'snot moral.
stapp.

the more confused you are
the more proud i am.

reanimated.


tiramisu

u need time to write goodbye,
mall cop.

sweating
and sweating
and sweating
and sweating
(profusely),
&
bollocking
and bollocking
and bollocking
and bollocking.
system of a down.
any humans anywhere?
fail.

i'm causing an event
because i'm an event causer.
wow.... she so beautiful
like a movie star.
it so random.
so much butter.
i'm dead.
tiramisu is so good.

fish is real

ho hoi sum.

what genre is movie?

inu.
is
wise like an eagle.
blind like an owl.
man like a bat.

not anothe rboring pop edm shit.
that's a kagi.

anata.

you're old now.

too big to fail?
please fail.

kolang kaling.


?unquestioned.

thanks for posting on youtube,
unknown youtuber.
[if you don't see sonic,
click skip.]

fun fact:
she's a 70 year old virgin.
a very famous person who cut my hair.
pamous ferson.
kylie minogue
is one of the women in the world.

yuno, got time for me.
NO BOOTLICKING!

news
is politics.
thinking 
is politis. 

some people just like laptops.
they they think tt's sexy.

art still exists.

you cna't make a bed
out of a chair.

salutize your randomized internet brain,
loser.
suck at life?
grift to the right. 
jk.
git gud.

chronically offline.

we just want to connect to some people. 

are you the popularest?
of your gang?
of your school?
das capitalism will take your meditating time.
unless you own shit.

there's always a culture war with you.
necause you're a loser.
you have trained
to become lazy.
collexting rubber bands.

how'd you like my cleavage?

a lot of things unsaid
are being said. (you like thai bl.)

cara manis.


Saturday, January 10, 2026

tea

ora.
o cha.
orange o cha.
and a whole lot of fruit.
how do you know its chocolate?
it's not nutritious.
the dress is made of.

go into hiding, bootlicker.
no personality? no style? 
no wonder you simp for billionaires and pedophiles. 

ye.
you the brainwashed type
that likes to be brainwashed.

are you scared of ants?
what did they do to you?

RESPECT EXISTENCE!

is this fish
eatable?
edible?
adible?
audible.com

i love you, i love u, i love you.
YOU MADE YOUR DAD OCD2??

they're mass organizing chickens.

do you want me?
or do you want mee?
do you want meat?
or to meet me?

must be great.
i have nice tits.

let's do it again someday,
future murder victim.

imagine having to cut your fingernails every week.


Saturday, January 3, 2026

finland goth

it's a punk birthday.
the birthday of a punk.
new playlist time!

can you play to an audience?

Gear 5.

reminder:
DO NOT. WATCH. TV.

the funniest people in the world
live in my pants.

i lost my fangs too.
punching the fake
out of the fake.

omg. 
jiggle physics.
why?

you believe everyone should mind their own business.
especially if 
their business is killing other people.
you'd do it for a billion dollars.
kill one hundred thousand.
you like winning.
you like success.
you think you're better than the poor.
you're sad and alone.
sadanalone.
fixations and obsessions

2 is better than one.
obviously.

what are your thoughts and feelings on mr dr k?

digiboy advance?

wow.
this is from 2018.


yessir

i'm having food for dinner, guys.
i've been announced as a human.
you can' ttell truth from fact.
because you've been redditbrained.

this guy is number 1. 

algo is god to an apolitical person.

why do you got to believe in bullshit, man?
stop, man.
it's not cute, msn.

i don't fit into a type.
i'm not a consumable.

i like it's crazy.

you a yua gas explosion. 

the paradox of what i am.
a pair of dogs.

you eat boogers.
why'd the hell you eat boogers?
i followed for a while.
then i stopped caring.

do you guys love food?
i love food.

i care for the real.
not the butt rock.

i'm gonna ask my friend
to help me install the new tv.
i know i'm a ghost. 

future me is happy.

you're really stalking that cat. 


yo soy cuba

are you a socialized animal?

i'm really stoned right now.
i am puerto rico.

quit acting like an ugly.

your crowd is full_of_billionaires_and_pedophiles. 

let us sleep how much we like.

do not like our software?
please donate.

45 + 9.

WOW!
so much cutting edge bullshit.

did you hear...?
The Molotovs are reinventing gigging.
lol.
they're bringing gigging back.
lmao.

WHERE ARE MY GYM BROS AT?
luv ya.

hmmmmmmm...

i lit my pants on fire, 
motherfucker!

why are you porn tricks?

fuck you, nature.
i'm tired of your rainy ass.

just because i'm hot
doesn't mean i'm not.

gotong-the royong.

buy a new phone charger.

One Piece villains are very very real (devil fruit abilities aside).
those who don't get that are losers. 
ya hear?
LOSERS.


the red couch

money, money, money.
dollar_dollar_bills_y'all.,.

what percentage of gamers are alive?
those clothes
are not made for combat.

everything about u is cringe. 

this is jim morrison.

i was in the early 2000s
when i was dead.
i'm never not simple.
papaya.

everyone has a life.

did you forget?
i forgot. 

only the horny people are healthy. 

follow me.
i'm alive.
all the doctor obeys.

as someone who watched the manga,
read the anime. 

professor plays games.

hurry up or get cut up.

the waterman is coming.
dis world of minecraft.

always resisting the urge to beat up status quo preserving people.


core keeper

speedrunner in the glory hole.

supermassive game developer.

you've killed all your competition
and you still lost.
loser.

all wizard problems.

don't jump yet.

colonizer-core.
invade other countries.
then complain about immigration. 
genius.

ye. workign people not gud enuff for you. you're self-actualizing with manosphere and podcasters.

why is everything 730p?

tell me everything's alright.

OMG!
dthe download is onlmost finish.

what is a ram?
is that a person in my computer?

pretending to be friendly is so tiring. hurry up and say the wrong thing so i can punch you in the face already.

watching slop for the first time. 

china: most popular.


Tuesday, December 30, 2025

ridge car racers.

dull, boring, media consuming, slopbrained, cowardly\ish, fence-sitting zero.
UGHHHH... 
just being around you cramps my style. 

how many hours in a week?

taking_your_time is nice.
take your time.

an introvert's gotta extrovert
this situation. 

you fell in stalking
for taz skylar.
gal is mad.
the scientology guys are after me.

listen, arigato.
are twenty-seven.

you're not cooler
than all OF girls.

i'm not a small girl. 

the ceiling fan might fall
from the sky.

just another "apolitical" guy who likes billionaires, i guess. 

this sweet is gonna age me like a motherfucker.

when time passes,
clothes change.

that pee
might as well be water.


Saturday, December 13, 2025

transcendental monkey

is my chicken a thing?

he's a gooner.
goodbye, gooner.

slumlord,
you were about to die
but no!
plot armor.
exploitation_is_your_only_flavor. 
and now
what other works
has you done?

chris tucker.
lemme ass.
are hot people nice because they're hot?
or are they hot because they're nice?

boi,
the listening.
it gets education.al

so much hypeness.

what is that ridonkuclous hairstyle?

time reveals.
turning that cocktail
into lesbian piss.

it's the 20th anniversary of whatever.

how do i worry?
i forgot how to do it. 

everyone just consumes.

there is music in my veins.

doctor's appointment. 
done.
freedommmm!

my top 6 human.


dolphin man

i am crazy.
i am one.
you have no friends.

shattered man.
sheltered man.

you really trust the algo to shape your personality, huh?

i'm at your mama's house.

smells like nice.

"rapper reacts to sound."
"sloptuber does one push up,
becomes fitness guru."

you'll never believe
what my life is like now.

my mechanic friend is a nerd,
coolnerd.

you're never part of anything.
you just want to lord,
to exploit,
to colonize,
that's why you're never cool.

making a differencce.

i'm at punk hazard. 
wassup.
the seiyuu is cool.

i consume and spit out however i like.
it feels nerdy.
it feels good.
i'm a zombie survivor.

there' smusic everywhere.

well,
at least you're not watching porn.

the russian.
he's going to japan
for a wife.

browsing loser profiles.

maximum intelligence. /s


Saturday, December 6, 2025

megaloshark

you've weird me at a time of my life. 
- pre-elon twitter.
but the map has changed,
emo gangsta hipster.
we're all robot zombies.
this is the loudest i've ever cat. 

do you like horror movies?
i am a horror movie.
filming is already constipated.

forget about your boyfriend.
he's alive. 

the primary job in this weird task is live. 
the rest of the serial killer is silly.
bloodstain.
cum stain.
shame stain.
shit stain.
this song makes you feel like internet.

why are you always at cafes?
3/4 coffee cup.
your favorite media consumption guy.

the sims can do what you want.
- buy uncensored.
- idol's sex life.

yoooooooooooooo.
dog's got mad toes.

i killed myself yesterday. 

johnny depp is not cool.


superalive.

enjoy things.

blood grunge.

i am the crazy.

is that poppy from spiritbox?

well,
.
dat's the mistake everyone makes
when walking up stairs.

dust maker, 
.
you're hotting smoke!
i don't like drawing AI.
they treat me like a bat.

it takes a great smart
to produce great stupid. 
and
you were in your twenties
in the 2000s.

ocd,
i'm too lazy to czech.
but the rat launched itself
into a thousand different soldiers
in
gundam.
the least political anime on earth. /s

chinese kuih.
you're eating with demi lovato.

i also like me on the rooftop.


Saturday, November 29, 2025

domo arigato.

you can infantilize yourself as much as you want.
we know you heinous, 
quirk chungus. 

dry our clothes with machine. 

i can't perform
if everybody's watching.
but 
beating up a nazi feels so good.

the dweebs will keep on lying about us.
searching for a feeling.

negotiating is tuff.
it's a game. 
secretly,
i should open it
secretly.

i eat violent sea monsters. 

i need sumfink weird.

leftist minecraft.

quirk chungus be like,
"but if you hurt a nazi, you might hurt the nazi's fee fees. the nazi is allowed to ruin people's lives because he was born a special way. so special that he never has to leave the cot. he's a poor little meow meow wronged by the world. minorities are responsible for the mold accumulation in his room."

i don't care what the tarot says.
what does the carrot say?

"i am a long dragon."

fans are crazy.

i'm gaming again
with japan.
could not catch a loose cow.

this is day 30 of being normal.


the tiger is now a bear.

I know someone like Luffy. 
crazy, tuff, tuff, crazy, loyal, tuff, loyal, tuff, crazy, dumbass, tuff, tuff, loyal, crazy, tuff, tuff, loyal, dumbass, tuff, tuff, tuff, crazy, tuff. 

youngins doing epic shit.

i'm in my era era.

letting mold grow in your room does not make you an "underdog". 
you have the weirdest fucking fantasies.

everyone gets a balcony.

mochi is love,
mochi is life,

punch yo local celestial dragon.

my goes yay.
ghost yay...
goes yay.
you're miriam?

celebrities in japan.

days about complaining about babymetal about what.

you like rock n roll as the establishment.
you like it coopted. 
and dead.


hong kongian

your fursona is alive.

i go home.

boys can wear cute clothes.
there are no rules.

misunderstanding,
lies,
out of context.
the government
is one big misinfo place.
history
lies.
racist.
classist.

TALK TO ME!
ASK ME ABOUT MY FAVORITE FLAVOR!
YOU'RE MY FREN!

in your twenties,
you'll meet a man.
everything is that serious.
yet nothing is. 

'Tomb Raider II' was released on the PlayStation 28 years ago today in the US.

he's got a mechanical brain
that likes corporations.
i built this chair.

anything goes.

don't repost me.


random encounters

i'm only half real, boys.

been wanting to meet a gyaru.
she's a dentist.

you can't eat a movie.
it's_one_of_the_early_3d_games
that aged well.

thank you for supporting me.

it's a mister ree.
it's a school.
there's a lot of fighting. 
why does the killing blow
grant you all the exp?
it does not make sense.
monster or food. 

i can decide
what i want to eat
on my own.
y'all just tell me where.

are computers alive?

i can flirt
or i can make you angry.

nobody takes the initiative
so they stay lonely.

where did you store your girlfriends?

acclaimed dead person was never social nor political. acclaimed dead person debuted as a zombie. acclaimed dead person stayed at home, sprinkled cheetos dust on his keyboard and consumed dramaslop. acclaimed dead person was too good for school because he was always online. those were the days...


elevator anime.

i passed away again. 

there's a band named filter. 
did you know that?

you can restart the game however you want.

about a year ago,
my dance performance
destroyed the internet.
no one was able to connect since.

my shoe is a gun. 

we
are not
ordering coffee
with the police.

the next next thing.
so i'm safe
from the ocd checking.

everyone and everything gets uploaded here. 

he died in his arms.
tragic.

i don't want to be myself.
i don't want to see myself. 
organs everywhere.

don't do / go beyond.

is your password gullible?


edgerunners: cyberpunk

if you're born in the 1997-2006, ohw's life?

everything is spring. 

what people do with their hair
is their choice.
i 10000% support.

dat cake looks like a gamecube.
it's designed to encourage lonelinessand spending.

omo.
you ate two at once.
you're pretty even when you're ugly.

jtimportantland.

love is a lesbian.

how can i tell if i'm being honest?
guts, rot, hate, death, hell.

we just like some friends.

grug ugg uhh.

john hughes movie be like, "the rich and the poor actually have a lot in common. oh look, natural occurring crime."


paparazziパパラッチ

goddamn, goddamn, goddamn.
who or what are you?
i'm in loved by someone. 
no one knows who, miss hoo.

i'm a victim of bass.
you gotta move on from turkey someday.
don't worry,
we'll finish your burrito. 

i wish i could help you
with breast growth.
earth, 1987.
ego distortion effect.

endtroducing. 
it's a new genelation.
overwatch is just cs:go monkey.
i did not make your uncle. 

i am not gay.
stop asking.
can you imagine me inside of you?
chicken lame flame steak.

read it correctly.
this is no longer 2010.
this is the greatest crisis of the world
and you're on your bed.

indie games are ruining your lives/
/in a good way.
how'd you nab that wife?
mucho wrestling.

taking shots of me partying.
oh no! how are you gonna formulate an opinion without clips? 
panther did not argue with morena.
become legend.


stir-fry

ohio garden.
i have chao chao. 

bcause i'm a wholeass horse.

type: candy-1.

it's gay to kiss a girl.
don't do it.

lunch is made of cheese.

does this count as yellow?

what's kim's deal?

my chemical romance is not a dog
nor a cat.

call me 
for some
low poly action.

drake the type to buy fake abs.

the customer is not always right. 
in fact, they're most often wrong. 

single dinner
by mom.

don king kong.


Saturday, November 22, 2025

chillin in super world

blah blah blah, proper name.
Torqoise Selfish.

welcome to my experimental home.

give me two mixes,
one soft.
one hard.

wokers own the modes of prediction.

thursday is for yaoi.

low poly hot dog.
you can buy with internet points.

1 like,
1 reblog.
you're winning.

complaints?
compliants?

Isabelle Adjani. 

modding is great.
modders are great.
you like leon as a gimp,
kazoo man.

omg,
i've got time??

gotta thank the fans.

here are some of the dragons you've made.


bot bug

i haven't been everyday since yesterday.

then sexy 
was human and robot
while its custom robo bug 
was funny and ethical.

she's been working on her late father's disease
and her smol car was insane.

all you can do is your best beast.

how you 20 with divorced energy?

i got a cool car.

we do the cool shit.
y'all just coopt our aesthetics when we're dead.

we;re gonna die. 
wohooooo.

does you like to be in confusion?


terkecuali

her name is...
do you remmeber her name?
booktok controversies.
ye.
i think i need to break up with them.
efriendualy.

wow,
you'r married already yesterday?
cool beans.

the color green.
is it xbox
or chinese?

howl at the moon.
there are monsters nearby.

make me colorful, bitch.

oui oui baguette.
bags are back.

are you turning into a girlfriend?
what kind?

please add sex to Dead by Daylight.

you can't save.
you're in love
with Poopy Paige. 

i got a job in real china.

bought a graphics card
at a grocery store. 

great, cool, fun.

a perfect night in the 2000s.


nintendo spiceworld

a lot of cool things
are underground,
dustbinality.
bcause
not enough vowels in the english language, bruh.

countdown to mosquito knockdown
and extinction. 

agent stone,
you are now a cringe free
proudful vendor.

sit with the discomfort,
discomforter.

eat chinese food.
watch chinese shows.
nextflix.
honk if you're alive.

the uncomfortable uncomfortableness
is wher eyou grow.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
YOUR MENTAL HEALTH HAS GONE FIREEEE!

ants, 
i am not here.

i want to be a dog.

draw me 
selfishly.
self-indulgently.

honey lemon milk tea.


cafe

THE GREAT JELLY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED/DONATED!

you're finally gay on screen.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

any OCD enjoyers in the house?
no?
ok.

this is not a film.
this is a bathtub.
i hope my hands stay washed.

email me your answer and your password.

i wanna live.
we wanna live.

i'm literally a banner.

is january this year?
it certainly is the wrong time to have a brain. 

lights, camera, action.
wow.
you really believe in hollywood.
have you you not interested in living?
this was a lifechanging lesbian experience. 

spiderman is just the police. 

girls don't want flowers. 
they want sleeves 
that cover arms.

the human nervous system
could use a xanax.

are you old yet?

one piece one direction.

this bread is frozen.
i can't eat it.


cyborg island.

is there something missing in your life?
is e
veryday
the same?

some live on compliments.

ants and worms
are better than asmongold.

my body is alwyas good. 
fight my ocd.

the ceiling is rising.
from March 2000 
to November 2006.

Polish
and her fantasy man
ARE HAVING A 5.30 EVENT!

immigrants
are not responsibly
for the cheetos dust
on your keyboard.
nor_did_they 
put_mold_in_your_room.
how do right wingers enjoy life?
do they just wait around for validation?

why did you porn calm?

sisters banging drums.

one fast of jealous people.

one veggie
is two shells.

you're hurt by suggestions
of critical thinking
and media literacy.

okay, fellatio.



born in 2007

we're living.
not accumulating.

downright bored.
leftright down up.

goddamn, goddamn.
i m crazy.
i'm the best.

tony jaa in drama.

i'm sunlight, baby.

boring is your hobby?

i like people just getting along
and having fun. 
one piece has everything.

finally, got my license.

we,ve got cool_fans.
,numbers.
and people.

happy day..
what music are you today?
love_and_disrespect_for_deep_space? 
cool.

how do you know 
what fruit to eat
in your 50s
in the jungle
with no memory?

pretending to like
how i know you're alive.

you don't fight for friends.
you fight for celebrities,
owners,
billionaires, 
pedos.
y'know...
loser shit.

do you know how to enjoy life?
know.
you only exploit.

mario goes craaaaaaaaazy.


blonde has meds

3 cavaties.
1 hernia.
5 toes.

just look at the state of my fridge.
don't think too much about it. 

so many unexplained mysteries.

moyoi.

eat more.
donut is happening?

are you luffy?

Häagen-Dazs.
sinfully delicious.
never had it.

both are equally good.
chocolate and blueberry.

the people you shuld love.
Nearby...
& Nice...
healthy under 20.

yo...
the leftist lawyer gets it.

how i photograph myself sleeping.


the secret of the baka.

i got the role.
you didn't.
deal with it.

everything i love 
- adidas. 

it's going ot be 2008 forever.

woul dyou love
to love me?

still from the corner, 
going to the right.
i don't think he's coming back.

digimon adventchildren.

i hope the fact
that i've_always_rooted_for_you
doesn't bite me  back
in the ass. 

you're so focused on hate,
you missed everything.

a country song called cold beer.

harvest of abundance. abuden.


01 11 2025

"are you ashamed of being alive?"
no.

yabadabadabadabadaba ocd.!

i want to babysit that cat all day long.

ghost in shell.

did you jumpscare yourself
with tangerine?
no?
ok.
yo.

man,
i can't put into words
how much i'm no longer into love with you.

crocodile archive.

have you met any media that changed your life?

hurry back to your friends, man. man. man. man.

new york city in new york.
you like murica.
you like cops.
you like corporations.
you like eugenics.

dmm.

who does the subtitles?
she has a long life. 

reddit embarrassing.



Saturday, November 15, 2025

kasumi is alive

was at a paramore show
in 2001.

she was 32 years old.
estimated to be about 
900 centimeters.

a very interesting concept.
sounded like a helicopter.

i don't like cowards.
mean people.

rest me go.
i won't be long.
i'll be short.

you gotta create
to know how ot create.

intricate source of puppy.

what did kids say?

1) soundtrack.
soultrack.

2) pancakes
brunch.

3) cbab - cap bastards are bastards

20 minutes.
delay the compulsion.

i can cut fruits for you, motherfucker.


lonely people, man.

i worked security for that gig.
that

this is my daily thai. 

i wish i was a photographer.

NO AI, PLEASE. 

i want my life back.
uwu.

why are you're carrying that homophobia so bad.?

maybe today, satan.

raw fish,
you have two emotions.
1) entitled.
2) poor little meow meow.
delaying friends
and community.
waiting for life to begin.

incel news network.
i'm afraid you're stuck with your non personality.

when a dog loves an animal.

are you still dreaming?


ps2

fighting ocd everyday.
getting better.

i want to be smart
in a stupid way
sometimes.

"branch,

invisible rain,

your favorite scent is getting popular again."

- christina ricci, 1998
(she never said this btw)

i'm a water bitch.
i drink water. 

once you get famous enouff,
you don't exist
and nothing matters.

why is everything big now?

that's kate bush eating grapes.

i love the meow meow sounds in the background.

forget the deleted.
it's a new drive.

so he's a known enemy?

cook me somethjing.
what are the rules to food?
what are the rules to eating?

i'm gonna be heavy winner tomorrow today.


hollywood tricks

a plane is fast.

i'm dressed as audrey hepburn.
who?

i've got a whole lot 
of whole lot.
i'm alright.

there are many mysteries in this world.
i like.

do you accept miku as your lord and savior?
your subscription to childhood ends tonight.

hello, cookie.
do you still love me?
let's paint this town red.
inshallah...

what is local society?
ice cream?
auntie?
blasted anime.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS,
YOU ARE CURSED
TO ENDLESS HAPPINESS.
NO SELF-REFLECTION.
NO REGRET.
JUST PURE JOY
AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS. 

i've got 100 songs 
to go through tomorrow.

hehe.
i'm bored.
not really.

lili's ending.


Saturday, November 8, 2025

big mofo staircase

dramatube is a lame_lame_poopoo_head.
why'd you buy his news,
reddit man?

a lot
a love of all things is handy.

in the medical world.for study

peak narcissism = me.

we live in a big spider web.
a  big one
of society.

how the hell do you clean a mansion?

noothing is real here.
i like that.
i believe in nonsense.

more if possible in dreams.

i am the beautiful king.

go go brain, 
are you nice?

you wishes she Dis pan.

two fandoms at the same time.

THIS IS NOT A SHIRT!
STOP WEARINGN IT!

are you gonna listen to that song forever?
well,
go dumb or go home.


neverending scroll.

how are you still alive?

you've beene everywhere, havne't you?

'
what are these plots?

don't be afraid
of the person
who is alive.

uploading in mouth.

o cha...
...
did you know... 
jazz is the only genre of music with no socializing, no dancing, no politics, no race, no wokeness. it's 100% pure and context free. back in those days, everyone just stayed at home, memorize facts, and chat with nasties all day. dem were simpler times. 

replacement parents. 

how tall is your tall?

if it's idea you want. 
what about a water game
in a thunder?

is every woman a goddess to u?

internet is not real life.
get real.

some people
will never love. 
some people only exploit. 

real witches don't come here. 

where's your real face?

ghosts don't die.


i just turned 81

ass your local librarian.
"how could they be so inconsiderate?"

it's like
they engineered unnamedplayer in a lab
designed to make
the ugliest 
fattest
meanest piece of shit alive.
world of war character.
eww...

sanpo.

pandacore.

water candy.

pls.
shoot my phone!

checking and chekcing and checknig and checking.
quite checking.

alone with a flashy neighbor,
you have become the content king.

did you flush?
kids know the difference. 
taking care of babies is hard.

who loves to cheat all the time?
nobody?

this is the end of your captain, captain.

don't tear your asshole
tryin to find an answer.

ryan gosling in half life 2.


Animal Horizons: Population Crossing.

genocide this.
exploitation that.
who's gonna cry
for the poor little meow meow 
billionaires?
you of crouse.
the chosen one.
the special.
the daughter of a factory.
the pedo whisperer.

japanese decades are arcades away.

someone/sweatshops sacrificed a whole arm for you
so you must be good.


Thursday, October 30, 2025

everything is blue

stop trying to impress.

i'm like that.
an elevator button.

killing what kills you
does a make a stronger.
as long as you didn't die
while you were being killed
by the killer.

everyone is a poseur to you
who's not conservative.

god,
can it finally be happening?
in your 40s?

soap shaped like a dildo,
you want to be an american so bad.

rent is due.

friends doing things together
planning world domination
and love.
so epic.

you've got a pornbrain,
bored timespender.

anime is so boring.

girl,
you'll be a father soon.


this guy are mad.

situation is insane.

kayagate.

twitter discourse. 
amuse-bouche course.

gong li is alive.

settler goldfish.

dazed and confused is a movie.

a weezer fan?

you think no one exists but you.
everyone's got quirks.
wow,
you love the police.
if you gotta exploit
to enjoy life,
you are 
an eternal loser.
treating every hitler
like a poor little meow meow.

a memoir.
Marriage: The WOman of Your Dreams.
"Women have ruined dating." 
the only woman you talk to is your mom. 
calm your ass down.

life is ethel cain and shrek.

anything anything
till you're not a part of anything.
ONLINE THREAT DETECTED!
your fyp.