Saturday, August 1, 2026

remembero: not to idle.

all tiktoks are invalid.




commit to a shorter shortcut.
don't fall in love.
love.

what happens if happens?
happens?
happy.





people are overrated. 


gods at the higher level up of fame. 


help a man man.






[aesthetic ridicule.]


talk to a child. 
horse.


horse in the hallway.
how will you horse?


fly, my horse, fly.
you're a pegasaurus. 


even communities have horses
and horses have horses. 







there is no progress.
only chaos.
and that is progress.

a car has an engine.
unless it's a car without an engine. 

read books, be kind, stay weird.



two revolutionaries having ice cream.

it's not exactly subtle is it.

you dropped a moral on the floor?

you have such a cute jolt.
it's shocking. 

strangers, man.
mortals, man.
srangers, man. 
strangers, man.
mortals, man.
srangers, man. 
MORETALS, ENBYS.
YEAH YEAH, ENBYS.
LES GO, ENBYS.

why is everything porn?
and unreal boring?



do you find ants cute?
are you cute?


people are so fucking boring. 



this is a chocolate key.
you can eat it. 


water, man.
everything is water.
and then water. 



dog surgery.

in order not to sheep.


pancake and butter and fidel castro.

i like wheni like.
i like. 




coffee without coffee is just coffee without coffee, y'know?


i love the things, y'know. the thing,, y'know. the things, y'know.?


male and females are always trying to mate. uh.


tononononono
tononononononrueeee.




how did you have to do that?
why are you so much boring of boringness?

reuw true riddim rididm riddim riddim. 



hotties, man.
a lot of hotties.



the strong friend defense. 



kuih is so good. buit kuih is so good. but kuid is kuih. but kuih is so good. but kuih is kuih. but kuih is so good. butt kuid if kiuh. 

vote for me to my new bank notes. arab gays. 



online is so boring.

this man from 150 years ago
has all the aura. 


we're getting so becoming. 
i can legally exist. 


your brain is dogshit on youtube shorts. 
i don't think we need to bullying this game.


resentful evil 2. 
mind stage of a zero killer. 


it's all to sell stupid fucking tickets. 
that makes it so ahh worth it. 


balked a cheesecake.
there is no escape. 


pictures of food.
eat the paper.


live.
we're taking poisons on purpose. woO!


obinobi kenobi.



aloo paratha

there are so many books out there.
why must we listen to garbage?



kaiju.
sambal. 



what is the dog doing in your house?














happy wondering, will you night in the night?

post your worst boy and then you'll tomorrow. 










two rice cookers in love. 







algorithm people are so gddamn boring, goddamn. 


loser babies playing wars.

brush lee push up

the cat wants cake
and accountability.
but it also
wanks.

you're a tumblr, dawg. 
we're all insignificant. 
but very important.
dog.



write characters are wrong. 

don't you feel shame me. 







zombies at the vending machine.. 


road of life. banger. 



1) collect them monkey pants. 


i need to build myself up again. 



stop reposting this, man








what's the difference between difference and difference?






is it hot
or not hot
to be naked?


i forgot what type of person i am. 
i'm a tutorial for a while. 


apparently, apparently is apparently. 

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

what the fuck: a cult society. 

woman, this fuck. 

horrible people like cats too.
it doesn't mean anything. 

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



saucebit.

your friend is hot when they are happy. 

have a day, man.
may your day be day. 

kindly the forgiveness.


crazy. crazy superhero crazy.

attract to attractiveness. 


get your heart broken, losers. 


people are stupid. 
we are stupid. 
i am stupid. 



alone and weird.
always.



serial killer reborn.

you have a unicorn for a dog.

toilet-shitter

are you opressed? are you new ork?

suddenly not able to poop in the morning. 


salad bar. 
barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.


because all these industry shits are overrated and boring. 



horsie made this.
it's a red dress. 
a bit of self-esteem in the day in the coffee.
this is the marcus ending. 

eat food.
food will be in your body.

have you bought anything?
do you know how the world works?

i wanna go but i don't wanna go.

tissue in the toiletbowl.









what if 3 years ago?


i want to sleep, bruh. 
sleep.



elena west. 


jump jump seedy.

Catherine Fuckwater



they're paying everyone to have genetic sex. what?

fuck grand theft auto. i don't care. 



the original queen of burgers. 

the best book ever had. 



it is how many cishet degrees outside?

jerking off to jeff buckley's music.



replacing coffee with water. 

what is waziwa hate you?



house is a game?

i thought it's a place people live in.



to be cringe is to be free. 

weird animal my furry. 



beware: do not watch documentaries about books about floods about documentaries about dogs. 



white queers.

i need time to read, bruh. 


i believe in cat. 
that the cat will cat. 


friday happened
and it will happen again. 


dis a mass yurification agenda. 
i be chillin'..
i be lurkin'...
i be rockin'...


final fantasy is real


everyone has butts.
we are all butthavers
in this butt world. 
believe it.


how the fuck does anyone watch youtube shorts?
it's like a suicide machine. 


you saw the thing
and it became you. 


keep moving. 
the movingcation. 


i've seen seven thousand year old beers. 

i'm drinking the Super Idiot Drink. 

let's get them food, dawg. 
the shoe. 
is not real. 
gaming. 


footcanon.



suy boy sting.



hair is a gift. 


fire is so handsome. 



the puppy remains. 








lonelyslop.


cucumber is big. 









bourgeois proletariat. 

satan lent me a VHS.









jill, paper, rock.

"responsibility is everyone else" motherfucker. 

please insert a Playstation 2 format disc. 



the skaters of ethiopia

tomorrow you will again. 
tomorrow you will all over again. 
tomroow you will all over agian.
tomorrow day what's to me is it exists.
what's crazy to me is it exists.
what's crazy is to me is that it exists.
what's crazy to me is that it exists.
what's crazy to me is exist.

what happens to wikipedia?
do you shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit?

i need something like this in my life.RICE!MORE RICE! RICE AND MANGO! RICE!

[work hard, party hard, liberate the masses.]

evil gang. evil gang sanker. 
playing pro skater. 
with real heart, 
look into my danganronpa cosplay.
look into my katamari damacy cosplay. 
thomas sankara playing guitar. 

books and plants nexts to each others.
are not btorhers.

the duck is reading a book on stalin.

bird eating nuts.
it's getting serious.

do you remember vagina?
are you a vagina?
d
on't lose your vagina. 

stop having blue eyes.
start having them red. 

will you be my ice cream?
made of vege?
clean and healthy?
like my teeth?

my rocky pals,
you guys are made of rocks. 

it's all about projecting. 



- bored at the student center with jasmin.

believe, man. 
you just whack it 
and it comes out.
so many plushies.
knocky goodness.
vibe.


koban. 
koban kan.  

bim blam blum blam blum. 


my name is not Luffy.
how are you?







texo.
mexico yay yay!
spai... mexico yay yay!
japa... mexico yay yay!
cana... mexico yay yay!
ameri... mexico yay yay!






bruh...
the world is a vampvamp.
jeng jeng jeng jeng.


a job works
and a job sucks. 



che. cj. 
it's the same photo. 


we will something all of the time all of the time all of the time.
have you considered
considered
considered
considered?

media consumption will not save your boringass life. 

stalin

everyone has sex.
and then food.


list of films based on games.


- clothing already die.


- give up on giving up. 


- eat chocolate cake, you die.


- the cup is broken. 


- slow work makes the dream work. 


stalin is not just vibes.
he's also a person. 


i don't care for your AI art. 
fark off. 


blue is true.
you you you you.

media consumption is so boring. 



Saturday, July 25, 2026

magnetic slug

pies, pies, pies. 
 

bruh, i'm a hot dog. 


linguistically linguini. 

dan dan steak. 


russian girl saves a russian man from a russian deer.



ball of sugar. 

 





what is it about neon lights?
are you gonna check?

stumbles into sight.
becomes person.






distorted twin, white poop. 


i've decided to call my creatures 'spotify'.


some cookies are sad.
some cookies are ethan.




popsickle zone
in the zone.

happens happens.
it happens. 









i'm getting paranormal. 

paul verhoeven even might


megawire mika. 

what's for the menu tonight?
soup. 



scary movie 10. 

trying to find my ass.
have you seen it?



what do you name your tits?

person going meow meow.
meow meow. 



are we forreal?

prepare to commit.
age like a normal motherfucker. 





-----

bruhruuuu...
something has to change. 



part man.
part machine.
full op. 


what could you do
if the line breaks?

you got a mom tattoo on your butt. 




















monica bellucci to the mooooooooooon. 

barack obama's stupid list.

promoting tomato fruit growth, 

we are now shandong. 

ate way too many mushrooms and buttons.

don't nothing till you have a room. 





fuck it. 






scurvy blog. 








capital punishment.









what if retro had been a retro rpg?
would rpg be serious?

skyrim with skyrim controls. 

the kentucky is fried and chicken. 










FOR YEARS, 
we have selectively bred chicken.
your pet 
might be a chicken. 


it's so beautiful that the bus that the bus that the bus. 
every step begins with a journey. 



worm mods.

kings and queens, motherfucker.
kings and queens. 


everyone is 3d.
believe me you'll be.


puddinghaze, motherfucker. 
puddinghaze. 



you might wanna check if it's an addiction. 

everyone's got thick lips.

teaching to my pet tarantula. 



"go on then,
make us penguin.

where am i from?
i'm from the south.

jump again.
you will jump."




holy holly holy wolly.


creed: odyssey


you are now a cat that spins wheels.

have you ever heard a human by mistake?





cashew walnut.

this is maths rock. 

this is demo mode.
you cannot conceive. 

this is girls anger party.
who are these influencers?
such bland zeros. 

this is the last thing they did: kill me. 
it's clear to me now
who has fur
and who is a furry.

this is not rude.
this is art.
and you are sparta. 
sex never ended.
it restarted.

and there a whiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
poop.

hello my little steven.
are you sven?

crafty etena. 


[streamers and grifters]

professional advice giver
reads a lot of advice
on how to give advice.

quora: 
anybody got advice on how to give advice to an advice giver who is out of advice to give on how to give advice to an advice giver who is out of advice to give on how to give advice to an advice giver who is out of advice to give on how to give advice to an advice giver who is out of advice to give?

hey dawg,
i want to be your feeder. 



ayumi vs azumi

who is more naked?
who is more bring in the noise.?

there are layers to this shit, bruh. 

credits to my body reference. 




tf are butt drugs?
do you take it up the butt?


i need to follow a fitness account
that regularly posts about fitness.





know where you came from, 
angie.


cuba libre.

comet is comet is poem is poem. 





whistory is what happens.


it is me but who am i?


things that cannot open in real life: mouth.


rank the melons. 





go!

lika lika lika lika lika lika lika. 
you can youcan you can you can you can you can. 


tv neon. 

so many people in the people. 



pc-98

it's not available in english.
english.
it's not evailable.
in. 
i believe in pokeball will continue. 
you don't have to, you don't have to, you know, you know. 





food is vegan. 

are all women?






wake up for sahur. 

do you like cactuses?

pana pana pana pana pana ants. 

i just hit jenner with the car. 







i believe in 

brade runner. 





dump your stupid boyfriend
and go make


so realistic realistic. 
go go realistic. 





toss. toast. toss. toes.

bruh, candles, bruh. candles...






i saw the keropok.


everything is social.
even my ass. 



onlyfans



cats taiwan

dis hawker stall is only selling condoms. 

the demon next door

can i pet your dog, motherfucker? 

boys will be girls

familiar plus sex worker on a car horse. 

lustful

all of this is reinforced and this. 



there's a mighty judgment coming.
and all the masters are gonna get it. 

i've been many things ever. 
- car weed.
- potato.
- zombie horses, motherfucker. 


dey don't have style
and dey don't have cool. 




goo goo gaa gaa.

i want free control of my endocrine system. 



fash mag

1) live grass swimsuit

a bunda bunda bunda bunda. 

one of their time zones is called material sandwich. 


capitalism is about never delivering. 


what is this green drink?


i stole a durg. 



2) guzman.

girl doesn't want pizza. 


these pants are pants
and they have always been pants. 


are you showering methods top secret?


bjork is photographed.





3) animal hospital

sir, 
we don't sell coffee here. 


telephone things. 



why the effort, bruh?


this game lets you, a chicken, romance a dungeon. 





4) silver human.

would you eat premix?

she posed in 2003.
  got photographed in 2013.
   and was published in 2023.



not a chance of cool in this world. 




















desktop mascot

would you try to combine me?

music fashion for film. 

what hapeensif 
cat?
cat?
caT?
cat?

rude for child. rude for child. rude for child. 

all bird, man.
all okay. 

i saw a toad.
i saw a bat. 

who is strong bad?

brainwashed-core-aesthetic.










i have admitted to admitted. 



story story something sadness.


remember that you will fruits. 
remember that you will truths. 











gerard way. way gerard. gerard butler. 



don't worry about the fridge door.
you will survive. 


these are some alien tomatoes. 


we're all stupid under the sun. 


arguing with logic

bingo. 


- it wasn't on my bingo card. 


- one bitten. three times why. 


- i don't care for their impressions. 


- married wife of a generalized anxiety zone. 


how can the cat mysteriously appear in your pocket?
there were a lot of black lizards at the entrance. 














remember the peach fruit is a slut. 
read the peach fruit is a slut.



when the program lags, 
you lag it back. 
GET IT??

i don't need eyes, bruh.
i need amnesia. 


lose your ties and ascend. 

true money to activate it. 

use it soup. 


i believe in places.
you'll be places. 



this coffee is cup.
don't believe it. 
spoon.

beautiful place to get hit by a train, my brothers. 

quantroly. countorly. cuantroderly.

remember that someday you will you will. 

do i give off Kerry Washington?

we
re
eating
corn
mother
fucker.


i'm never serious
but i always mean it. 
♠️♥️

ants rock

imaginary conversations that haven't happened.

grow and grow, motherfucker. 

slap the slap.
what if everyone was bdsm?
dis the bdsm speedrun test.

there's a lot to uncover.
truths behind truths.
books behind books.
roots behind roots. 
youths behind youths.

replaying conversations does nothing but replay conversations.

yor conversation. 

pictures are pictures are pictures.

is everyone drinking sprite?



goog goog gaag gaag.



where's my rock?





austin did nots realize. 

ascend together, motherfucker. 


free from ants.
- ant radio (dot) com. 



become unstable.

i'm not a princess. 
i'm a princee.

i bring a real to the conversation that conversation can't handle. 

red cap. red cap. 

love is urgent!




do you prepare to gorilla an army?

virgo computer imagery. 



i believe in banana that can split,

motherfucker.



swooping is bad. 

we gotta get out of this mess. 



i invented les rock. 

when it realized it has not much west left. 



- lenin with gato.



jaharpeet sohee

bruh, 
everyone has breasts.
you, me, your mother, your grandmother, your great grandmother, you grea=t great grandmother
mic mac dec stuff. 


stop pointing at your head. 
you will arrive.


all the guys were eating food.
and it was fashion. 


i saw an alligator get thai for dinner. 
let's make a pain.


the meat was beaten and eaten.
can you eat banana?


ye, the dog chef is a social media guru. 
it has evolved to move car. 


no one was gonna tell me that the champion head was a slave?
randomly generated dungeon. 



[hug this thing called the gurgling gurgling.]

always choose yourself
then choose a cow. 
is it good or the goodest?
goooooooooood.
don't let the wife decide the wife.
don't forget to remember. 

1) butterfly on my face.
it shat on my face.

2) dis manga accurate.
peak peak peak. 

what's stalin's advice?

doggy.

dreamcast 2

1) dog awaken by smell. 

look alive, clive. 
it's five.
poop
 

2) please wear sunscreen or else you'l die. 

shirt says fuck.
what the. 


3) movieka.

a brand new piece of sonic everyday. 


4) soda for effort. 

i'm powered by pistachios.
you know what i'm talking about.
i'm a hero. 


5) this is poop art. 

blogs can be blogs, y'know and incredibly swell.
you can find ou


6) what is the pink dog trying to tell you?

"you gotta love what you love
or else
you don't."



crack your brain, motherfucker. 




les rock

taylor swift in 2026?
i'm bored.

mi ma mi mania. 

if we electrocuted the right guy,
we would be alive right now. 

it's a situationship.

in a village, 
where the sun burns like a sun. 
= animal fart hospital.

i ate a food
with olivia.
just because taking is taking
doesn't mean that giving is giving. 


bodiessssss.
boddiesss good.


if you wanna go somehwere, go someherwe who's sto.

the former head of union control has become a cow.

you are you in your job because you have been you. 



hello to all dogshit people.
how is it shitting?

this an egg
but a toy
but an egg
but a toy. 
IT'S FOOD, MOTHERFUCKER.
FOOD. 

RED. HOT. POLE.


everythingdestructivegirl.
it it a real pokemon or a larper?

life is all about, man.

yakult

breathing in heavy lungs, nan.

we're morel ikely to be around a monkey
ahtna  am man. 


memory foams, man. 




i was talking to someone about food. 
shin megami tense shit. 

why do you eat mold?

how do you determine your pokemon?




everyday, it rains. 

i'm cute and everybody loves me. 

now i will create: stairs. 
do dead ants go to malls?




what whappens if russia?

going to the merkin shop
to buy some lollipop
to jam it up my ass. 






butch x butch

1) i was born to eat. 

2) i always remember luv to be stupidly complex. 

3) i like cars more than people. 
i hate cars. 


[remember to grace.] 

to all humans,
over is hot.
you have lost sense of a working kitten. 
remmeber what if you would if you would if you would. 



i love you guys.


i am a bad bitch.
and i am following me. 
can you believe charlize theron was 30 once?



who is amon tobin?

who let the pete out?
who?



previous asker, you are a man with a gifriendl. 

sometimes the dat of the side chick becomes a burger king of its own.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

lol.
my imaginary friend thinks you exist.

you eat the bread AND the key. 



you're what i want:
noodles.

something really jokering about joker. 

































dick and balls.
































ruiner contest. 










































blade funner.






























he got destroyed by a gay porno. 


spiderman vs venom

let's go, motherfucker.
let's go. 

what are the three common stages of stages?
stages 1.
stages 2.
stages 3. 

do you get anything?

there's a secret weed ending. 

yo.
my art is dog shit. 


a reminder that reminder
that you need to know
about the world.


every minute
is a sec
you cannot


i need top.
not cream.
not ice cream. 



for one, hayley williams didn't night.

why is everyone big at concerts?


kayak or bed?

here's how to charge your bands. 


sonbelievable.

does it count as fart?




[the dragon fallacy.]

what if it was purple?

when will the flowers be flowers?


i'm fuzzy for an amazing reason. 
pokemon law malls.

unmunded loses. 



baby my bee.
you will become my bee.
it's so cliched
my bee. 



compass

what happens
if you taken
and you full?

her name is tina.
her name is tina.
her name is tine. 

i almost never never science science. 

the answer is fucking yes.

rate
rate
uncinate
rate
rate
uncinate
rate
rate
uncinate
rate
rate
uncinate.


ice cream on dog.
the girl is exaggerated. 


more speculative beans.
music is nonsense.


i appreciate how clean and dry
history's tamagochi.


it's so believable that it doesn't seem real. 
testing god's limits. 



[jalan bergerak.]

they should pay us 50 cents
to jack off
to 50 Cent. 






1) be careful of you. 

2) the secret sauce of cool. 

3) i like pretentious. 

4) enchanted book. 
natalie wood.








the cat is in love
with sleeping with playstation. 

some people just like corporate videos. 


the samba is sambal.

is it ecchi
that she's going to the laundromat?

dey tryinA make nerd shit cool 
and cool shit nerd.

you've seen dat dinner has been served
and everyone is naked. 

enby, i need to kill myself once
before i die. 














william elizabeth taylor is
the bear is bear. 
bear.

i am described as alive. 

seize tomorrow day.












you really believe in the tits, huh?

"it's healing.
the bullshit. "

use your impregnation.

so many lesbians. 

are you a pervert?
or are you a creative pervert?

mamak mee goreng in your sambal.

in my polar bear,
there is a polar bear.
we will be a polar bear. 

if i was cancer, i'd simply fuck me. 

here's a slutty buzzword: sex. 






































pottah.

pin auf bikini

go out?
or stay_at_home.?
once upon atime,
do both.

yabadibadabu.
i was born in a zoo.

fred & teddy, 

your uncle has exist. 

go blow up the mass murderers.
the legal mass murderers.
i once saw cow eyes staring at me. 
laugh as hell.

i don't hate the rain.
i dislike it. 

important rules for age:

my italian football team. 

1)graham cancer.
2)food sauce.
you either get food high
or some other kind of high. 
cook the instagrammer. 
gall meli flakes.

albaba you. 

alfonso tonso. 

not too deeply. 
wannabea.

one million dog pictures. 
spread the word
to become dog. 
why did you dog yourself?

you've spent too long being suicidal. 


boomboom radio

weirdo feminist boy.
"THAT IS NOT MY BATWIFE!
Y'ALL ARE BATSHIT!"

medicine is medicine. 
you put it in your body
then in your mouth.

are you harry?
or are you silver?
each pea brings us closer. 

you will something something.
it will fine... 
ulterior motives: imak. 

shane is the greatest gift.
he's got a testosterone policy. 

the sorcerer has.
thje sorcerer her.

it is not hard to create swallow
of italian pizza. 

beware: twitter is the plot twist.
DELETE HIM! 

national titty and ass association:

"i can't believe that elina is balls."






































i'm sorry for the inconvenience. 
ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR DISASTER??
funny how humans are humans. 

everytime they try to steal your happy.

the shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt: roses are red, motherfucker.

i am the sexy.
i am the stone. 

can't beat the king
at the ring.

i lost my pet ant.
anybody seen him?


























pray you burger. 
pray you stone. 

nevermind the nevermind.
you will be neverminded.

to be laughing laughing laughing laughing.
i'm sick of pretending this is wired. 






















unknown to sex.
unknown to stone. 

why do straight men act like straight men?
something about toy story.

i don't care for 4chan slurs.
eat shit and die. 
































 


seattle cancer scare. 

kindness can kindness can can. 

moon there.

i asked for your opinion. 
did ask.






























i was a mutant at fifteen. 

friends are not drugs. 

the planet itself is veyr thiny.
why??

Saturday, July 18, 2026

who is dorianne?

i love eyes.
eyes are the eyes of the face. 




















































HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD.



















































































































guess who is who?
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.






































i believe in...
flowers,
plants,
flowers,
plants,
soy,
flowers,
plants,
chickeeeeen.









































the world is crazee.

beh beh.

ger ger.
get get.



bruh.
what if...
white doves.


a bunch of tofu.


i'm like a slow...
i'm a slow slow.












































you're just a grave, man.


cake pokemon. 








































if covid shots are gay,
what are we?


some people are already homes. 

countless backless backs.

wecansurvive conditions

it only died becausse because. 

everything becomes a tree, man. 




















































































everything was 1280.
do you remember how ice cream was ice cream?

- mold divorce.
- boob divorce.
- youth divorce.














































that's an emo unicorn. 

i don't think the mouse is christian. 



































imagine if we all have eyes. 

"there's no hope. 
we're all gonna die. "

what if living got better?

bird reading book.








































beware: i am idiot. 
unmarked before death. 
the reason human is human is because human. 










































kamikimikimikimiki.

toilets are the bathrooms of the washroom. 




good love to be you
on love to you day.
everybody deserves to be loved.
even hate.

glorp glurp. glerp.