Saturday, May 16, 2026

mineral water

how's life?
is it lifing?

what can you
but the bow and a tie?

not caring
is the new caring
for the caring
worth caring
abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
boot boot boot boot boot.

you gotta prepare for a rainy day, y'know?

why are you smelling shoes?

everything is alive.
everyone is alive.
because we've got the juice!

i don't remember anything in this picture.

you don't need anything
except what you need.

what if spinach is pasta?

may...
in may...

how old is eve?

boring boujee bastards,
life is good.
everyone is beautiful. 
it's not enough. 
the ladies
from the 1920s
want more.

he lives for AI ladies.
he's got no taste.

press start button.

everyone should be political.


karen out of control

you're a booty obsessed person.

it's not enough
gotta make it enough.
enougher and louder.
louder and higher.

what if the conspiracy is a gun.?

if it's not enough
you gotta meke it enough.
make it loud.
loud as possiblele.

it is possible to be blonde
and not a conservative.

let the bizarre in.
let the pizza out. 

i believe in believing.
just more and more.
plus and plus. 

get connecting. 

linkin park used to be youtube. 
now it's a yahoo.

';l 
plants used to be so borring, man.

ice spice?
ice scream.
hanabie.
space monster.


sugar, fairy, privacy.

you're the first in your bloodline
to read things gay. 
THOROUGH.
no eyebags.
just nuts.
and 2000s hits.

i can feel it coming. 

1)bacon.
2)eggs.
3)toast.

made in maiden abiz.

body cake.
if you cuut it,
youc an eat it.
it has jam
and meat.

imagination so real. 

owl with teeth. 

[here's to the weird ones. 🍻

this parrot as my witness. ]

↪️ average coworker opinion tbh.

on top of the dog
is an Arsenal stadium.

kindergarten cop
takes place
in Silent Hill.

i don't need that many clothes.

the room doesn't have feelings. 


vasketball.

i don't care for michael jackson.

books books books.

my date is going well
in my dreams.

you're doing all you want to now
because you have transformed!
CONGRATULATIONS, MOTHERFUCKER!
assume the worst happened.
your top 4: Little Miss Sunshine, Gone with the Wind, Forrest Gump, and The Help. 
that's a whole new level of white. 
white savior movies are eww.
white savior movies are cringe.
tenderqueer.
softboi.

the data exists somewhere. 

thank ambrose for god. 

he's not an authority.
he's just famous
for being shit. 

how much time do you have
for the dark lord?

nun with a  c i g a r e t t e.

i approve this message
from 2010.

do you like indian food?
i like all.

i'm cool now.

-------
p.s.

thank you for recommending to me these tiddies.

someday i will pinball like a machine. 

an air challenger turned on itself
is a battle.


karrytose

have you ever tried pretending to be one of them
without sarcasm?
one of the two gods is real. 
she finally looks old.

he broke communism.

he's not hiding the truth.

nasty hunter,
no one believes you. 

i am the inventor of Chainsaw Person.

i just love coffee.
always.

HDMI for life, bruh...

did you grow up in pervert?

forced to make art, bruh.
that's the way it goes.

i'm the president of the video game.
no communism here. 
dictatorship of the boujee.

it's all real.
it's all beautiful.
multicolored bed.
it's a glamorous job. 

ALIENATED, BRUHS. 
we are alienated from our laboursh.

please excuse wife smh.

why are you buying up all the laptops?


i am a book

i don't have a need to talk to losers. 
and by losers,
i don't mean the exploited. 
i mean the exploiters. 

who is britney spears?

neurodivergent infighting.

we got gamers.
we got servers.
we got folk.
we got culture.
swampert is a pokemon
but what is a pokemon?
is it...
a digimon?
is it...
a furry?

cheap things.
shared space.
mutual aid.

poop flower.

- into me sexy shots.

- are you ready to repeat eternity?

buying toys
while their neighbors starve.

i don't agree
that chapter 3
is weak. 

your mother is on sale.
on steam.

are you overstaying your satay? welcome...

myths about communism.


playstation 2 is a playstation 3.

girl,
i'm in my girl era. 

mario with breasts.

I DON'T NEED EXTERNAL VALIDATION!
I NEED ITTTTTTTTTT!

xbox makes people pregnant.

give me some buildings
or shaddup.

jesus died
so i can make a sandwich.

sonic, the fighters. 

zhao zhao. 

god was a goofyass teenager. 

i am not property!
PROPERTY RIGHTS?
PROPERTY WRONGS!!!

weird labour.

they're girlbossifying the war. 

isn't it strange
that titties
are no longer titties
once you'r eused to them?
TAKING ESTROGEN.

sex. deactivated.

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
you researched my boobs.
why?

she looks like lucy liu.
who is that?

i don't understand anything.


dino erotica

omg.
that's a muscular furry. 

MOTIVATOR.
STARTER>

shaddup.
fairies are speaking. 

we exist.
all kinds of weird
r normal.
different
is normal.
variety, motherfucker.

mini socialism. 

2008 looks so old. 

don't careeeeee
for the lowest common denominator shiaaat. 
FUCK OFF!

the cat is catching the sun.

everything is loading.
why everything iz takes loading to thing?

does rain always happen?

you need to get some hobbies, bro. 

cosplay gravure.
wednesday is your sister. 

ice cream hater,
what do you want?
egglord angel? 
epic dog?
cat?
acid rain?

everyone's got tattoos.

drank a beer.



lemonozine lime

i bevelive that cookie_

state sanctioned sandwiches.

eating with your family,
motherfucker. 

putting food on your chips.
eating a cheese sandwich.
with crackers.

the room is empty.
there's no one in it. 
but there are homeless people
outside. 
the hard times
have only just begun. 

who is riley?
she looks like skrillex. 

everyone's got a booty.

i died mid conversation.
sorry, i couldn't reply.

people grow old.

i follow so many people. 

i know someone.
she cool.

i'm proud of you, sis. 
you are drowned
and you burn my finger. 

the ants died for your prank. 


finish the poop

i am narcissistic.
full of chocolate.

is everything leftist?
is this movie leftist?
is weird leftist?
is my hand leftist?

let's connect.
what do you hate the indian?

*felt cute might delete later.*

marx beard.

CONTROL YOUR FUCKING BOREDOM!
MOTHERFUCKER!

let's think
about
not thinking.

i don't want boring stupid air time. 
i want now time. 
and do time. 
cmon.

go love yourself, 
motherfucker. 

sorry if i messaged you messages.
i had intended to call you calls. 

what if steam was steam?

you like face?

not doing anything.
not saying anything.
not moving anything.
muscle
on that enby.

shrimp is not a fact. 

i animated
the first two cutscenes.

the humanity of a cat. 


ePSXe (corpo potted plant)

battle sean. ⚔️

who si debbie harry?

tetris inside. 

don't look. 
don't check. 
it's all good.

nature & simulation.

existing is existing.

blue ice cream / red ice cream.

if you're one of those gamergate people, 
it's done. 
you're cooked. 
it's over. 
you're dunzo. 
there is no hope. 

streetfighter workout.

ocd comrades.

a cat would make a good mouse. 

we can choose.
discipline.
\plan
to connect!

everyone's a playboy.
everyone's a cowboy.
what's your problem?

ice kacang in japan. 

potholes.

i want a weird house. 
i want american style.
i want an attic. 
i want an apartment.
i want tall.

when you look at women, 
do you just see their bones?

don't poo your pants when you go on a shootout. 



e-boy

is anybody like me?

by kissing,
you've become a woman
and a prince.

real characters of the day:
chara.

so many people will die screaming
from looking at pictures
of women
at the beach.
you did it.
congrateulationtas.

did you just menhera?
you really like pin ups.

alright almonds,

the algorithm thinks you like chuds. 

do you know how to choose fruit?
fruits & vegetables.

i don'care for labubu, bruh.
shaddup.

ice cream sando...
strawberry sando...
cream sando...
milk sando...
and
water sando.

kau is not a cow. 

gaslighting myself into happiness.

👮
every tv show is so lib.

this cop game
is about 
killing as many people as you can. 
it's called virtual slop 2.

there's a_lot_more to life
than just media consumption.


p.s. i don't give a shit about your exploitation coffee.
fuck that shit. 

indoor swimming pool while the rest of the world suffers

1) you're alright.
you're here forever. 

it's a building with a lot of vegetables.

2) my cat has a great body.
he works out everyday.

waiting in line at the gym for the sun. 

3) rockstars are shit. 
but sometimes

the bird lays an egg.


soap star

the cat changed face.
🐱
wow...
she looks like a person. 

dinner with capital.

first time using a banana clip. 

why'd you paint your mother mother's day?
why do you want everyone to be racist?

hanabie. song sorter. 

food
is food
arranged. 

nobody cares about disney.
nobody we care about, at least. 
ughh...
weebs can be so boring. 

the victorious red soldiers.

not all bananas are made equal.

you are the breadwinner!
you look absolutely goated
like a goat. 

i so pretty.
advertising iso pretty. 

i used to look stoned as fuck. 

white.

buildings.
so many buildings.
you can love them
if you can share them. 

bowling everyday. 

get woke now. 



queen of blank

hello,
i'm a bimbo. /srs
how 
do 
you 
do?

deadly carrot
and premonition.

what is that creepy looking creepy creepy face?

what is it like to not have a personality?

you guys like cinnamon roll?

i think most people wil l be alright
with being alright.
i'm not. 

getting bored
is so boring. 
just help people or shut up. 

he doesn't know ball.
he knows copycat.

- a deltarune holiday. 

- toilet basket empty.

- your grandpa knows you do porn. 

- emo is not a race.

he was a 60s star. 
how old was johnny depp in johnny depp?

weird old guy.
what if...
lana del rey.

spiders are friends. 

why would you admit that?

let's build a home.

let's get lucky togetrher.
and work out the evil.

YOU DID THE THING!
YOU ALREADY DID THE THING!
IT'S DUN!

is karl marx related to karl urban?

i made some lesbians today.


cultural heritage

hello, nerd.
whatcha doin?
reading japanese?
well, 
there are cats here.
what you gonna do?

boom boom boom core. 🍎

shophouses are cool.

if ants eat egg shells,
do you only eat japanese food?

god, 
these weebs are embarrassing. 
everything is dessert with you. 
even the desert

can you robot?

we need more colorful shit in public. 

find a way to make time. 

drinks for everybody.
all kinds of drinks.
if you like alcohol.
if you like juice.

nani is this girl_dinner_shit?

don't trust the food porn. 
boujee shit.

she's got a serial killer room. 

reality atoned! 
everybody communicate!

the loser
complaining about the gig worker.

reading from right to left.




bread

i support fighting back
and eating
at 6.00 am.

why does everyone want to be crazy?

don't check.
the sun is sunning.
don't get
little dopamine.

wednesday is wizard battle day.

my friend is doing laundry for me. 

what are you looking for in the mirror?
gdamn gdamn gdamn gdamn. 

something has to change.

historians tell a different story.

don't leave crabs in your car. 

why communicate
when u can't verbalize?
communicate.
we all need to communicate.
everyone's talking about it.
you gotta get into it. 

come back when you're a real human. 

marilyn monroe and marilyn manson look nothing alike. 

don't think too much.
think too little. 

beware of sabrina carpenter.
negative xp is ewwww.
women are your oppressors?
tf?

don't execute me.

are you gonna get a pink sheep?
minecraft punk.

you just don't know how communist everyone is. 


rama-rama-rama

he looks weird
but normal.
everyone_looks_normal
but weird.
it's weird
but normal.
it's weird.

did you see the person?
the person existed.
then the person changed
into something.
you can't tell
what it is.
it's normal.

you see a cosplayer.
then you turn a cosplayer
into gold.
then you cash that gold
and then you put into the atm. 
why?
i don't know.

it's a bug's life.
all bugs.
i need the revolution.
AI losers
like AI humans
and AI things.
NO TASTE!

ayo.
debbie harry
and debbie reynolds
are not the same.
neither are
carrie fisher
and bobby fisher. 

take the leap.
the leap of faith. 
the doctor is an insect.
the dogtor is a reject. 
there's no tissue but the tissue.
what's the issue?
introduce logic into my ocd. 

communist
is the only way to be. 

i'm better than you because i don't think i'm better than you.

does that make sense?

- how to cross the street.


Saturday, May 9, 2026

legohasan

how come there are breasts?

i'm bad for my rent.

i like really good animes.
after books.

why are collectors collecting?
who are they benefting?
hmm...
thinky thinky thinkysaurus.
thought of you today.
and communist revolutions. 

when the devil appears, 
it's a gun. 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY 
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE.

on top of that,
she is avril lavigne.

fuck the police.

the toilet is alive
along with the bathroom
and the washroom.
frog!































officer,

you're just scared of your diploma. 

in the middle of the road,
i phoned home.

meet my grandpa at work. 


say yes

happy frog friday.
don't forget,
your mother was a exist.
even before there was a_ 
Q:
i like to buy some nuts. 
some gems among the trash. 


gay
- she's curt like cobain. 


- tomorrow i read the book.


- don't forget to produce.



[feather request]
they're cancelling him soo hard. 
messy messy mess mess. 
unlock your potential for bullshit. 
suicidal tendencies. 
we're making genes.
male/female/enby/

boujee diaspora.
in love with all things
that don't look real. 

you're not trying to be 17 again are you?

i don't get kicked in the head these days. 

many different bodies. 
tall short.
oval.
al kinds.

why imitate?
do you not practice scales?

my life as a cat.



marinaleda

yeah, whatever. 
i'll save it.
maybe i'll be sexier.
*gulp*
ah!
best in this pueblo.
dark anon,
what's your problem?
i will kill you in your house. 
the best things in life
are cheap
or superfree.
like this cofveve. ☕

gringos being weird
about normal shit.
that's just everyday.

gays horny,
farmers horny,
artists horny,
revolutionary.

[capitalist bookstore.]
i wanna buy things
but not over people.
-
he's dressed
in Tifa Lockhart. 
-
enough about me.
how are you?

the CIA didn't murder me. 

for real?
the mermaid is real?

quit hornyposting.

------

what's this manga fascination?

i'm sorry.
you're cooked. 


bookstore

everyone is working
but getting crushed.

1) trans girl
with_the_normal selfesteem.

2) city pop girlie
of the hyperreal.

3)dark me shit.
i'm not a doll.
i don't recall 
being a shitlib.

reminder:
20 million people exist.

i gotta be more picky
about picking
fruits.

Q: did you earn for soft yoda?

Answer: no AI please. 

your entire armpit
is sweating.

my first thought
upon waking shit
is
"eww...
carl benjamin."
i used to be a bi canvas.

until mortal kombat
there's nothing to do. 
😞
this bird is in malaysia. 

homophobes want to outlaw homophones.

down in kamakura
we do the
kamakura things.
and hide in turtle.

do you f with this design?

looking at nature on your computer.


russian site.

inspo
from life and suffering. 

my visual novel
is gonna read through.
you're not gonna believe it
but it's true.
(n real)!

pastry time, motherfucker. 

will you accept the son of rocks?

an alternate ending to the mario maid movie.

i've got an email voice.

[smokin'....
smokin in a dream...
it's healthy...
safe for you and me.]

people are so ';plenty
and not boring.

it's a long time commitment. 

croissant bill

gentrification is your middle name.
exploitation is your hidden one.
he's not socialized.
in love
with a familiar face. 

can you live forever?

not everything is liminal.

bye,
princess pete. 



ask.com

airrvriething on computer.

how put
 thoughts
into action?
conformity.

eyes in the sky.

i have become a ghost. 
they have eliminated me.

you don't grow. 
you just consume.
greed.

which one of these pictures speak to you?

parasocially involved. 

the billionnaire's girlfriend.
she's gonna be 50 cent.

an uwu car. 

thai pop idol. 
thai pop dildo.
thai pol idol.
that political idol.

we have all bought florida,

aging tumblr user. 

so many years.
don't get it.
never got it. 
"i love all races"
he says. 
player select.

who is most attractive?

u're disappointed
that he nejoyed your companytoo much?

pregnancy test. 

THEY'VE BANNED ALL BOOKS.
everyone thinks they're the hero.
everyone thinks they're the star. 
individualism is such shit. 

dat's a beer shaker.
it shakes your beer. 

the luddites were right. 


yanquis

fuck your cartoons. 

the end is near.

people didn't kno you exist. 

you could've had purpose. 
- yellow...
- green...
- small...
- green...
choose.

aunt.
he is cool.
what's your name?
cat?
oh.
nobody taught me anything. 

i'm sorry
but that pop shit is boring. 

the faker with lip injection. 

sacrifice yourself for the greater good.
you're gonna spend your life anyway. 

do you get muslims?
this is a muslim. 
a very new muslim. 
also,
a communist.
everyone is.

acab
and 
a military ab.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
we are subbbed to the same blogs.

yew yew.

monday is my baka life. 

what year is animal crossing vibes?

lol. OF COURSE THE HELP GOT 8.1 ON IMDB. 
DUMBASS YANQUIS.
i'mma punch all your moms in the mouth for making this popular. 

read Killing Hope. 

maximum woke. 


Wednesday, April 29, 2026

always happy

boring people bore me. 

centrists fucking bore me.

i remmeber when i was last sunrise,
your hair was beehive. 

i'm grateful i can horny.

pouring coffee on myself so many times. 

reading and breathing
and exercise.
if you swim,
you can be salma hayek. 

twilight dweeb,
you wanna explore hollywood. 

i'm sending myself nudes. 

not all ice cream is from the 80s.

i got the discipline. 
i got the moves. 

lord, 
praise tom cruise
and all his cruisiness. 

do you like watching paint dry?

everyone's living hard together. 

no more 3-in-1 coffee. 
ENOUGH!


apology forgiven

i'm not wondering what alex jones is doing.

i just made an original thing.
what do you want?

12 cats?!!

enough with the scroll. 

FUCK YOUR GATED COMMUNITY.
i wana fenced community. 
i can't be having pets permanently.
i need them temporarily. 

yes. 
this is the smartest decision you've ever made. 

the bicycles
are primary colors.

he built a nuclear reactor in minecraft. 

i handsold each one. 

- pez dispensers.
- roman arcithectuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
soon...
you will eat 
- gyoza
- yakitori. 

here's a 'game over' to getting bored. 

i want to draw loneliness. 


Saturday, April 18, 2026

return to japanese



HOW MUCH BUBUR DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR FRIDGE?


i've always dedicated your house because you are boring. 


that's a strangle tumblr person in your life


groovy and hating netanyahu. 


esoteric ass hoe,


i am more than the sum of the my ass. 



routine disruption. 

everythin gis a game.
not believeable.
buTfun.


cat a veteran.

creating new world to uncover. 

exploding a horse. 

i'm used to my laptop. i'm in love with my 
laptop.

do you know how to people?
do you know interact?

this one time i was on letterman.

you're in love with a pin up. 
the legend of honoka. 

ice cream gochujang. 


rebecca

you want to make crying and lonely chair on the street. 

excuse my swag.
it exists
and alive.

[The absolute destiny: apocalypse.
The absolute destiny: apocalypse.
Birth records, baptismal registry, death records.
The absolute destiny: apocalypse.
The absolute destiny: apocalypse.
My birth, Absolute birth, Apocalypse]










this is my today.
hope you enjoy.

- rock n roll cat. rock rocll guitar. 

- better bean life, better bean art. 

- non-binary coffee.

- god comment on youtube. 

- the bush was a hammer and was a deejay

 and knowing how it tends to lead to hotness.
















this is a photo of 1986. 

janeispunk.

piranha joe

deerman locked in a jungle. 
dreamman locked in a cage. 
my reading_ass wants to party_ass. 
our desires. 
where can i store my stamps and bikinis?
it's impossible.
make time!

brian mosquito.

socks are clothes.

change is possible
and asbsolutely necessary. 
BRING! THEM! ON!
加油

when a boujee tries to cope. 
adam sandler is still alive. 


you have not absolutioned. 
you have not sinned. 
#drugs #cigarettes #chocolate #nail polish
#2004 #nostalgiacore

capture my growth, baby.
from baby
to gigante.

will you watch the backrooms movie?

i want to fuck america. 



she evil'd in my science professor till i gangnam.

america is very very evil.

celebrities.
privileged and boring. 


TRANSFEM.
1. how many burgers are you making?
2. she identifys with a slur?
3. there's something wong i had planned.
5. pass the yuri.,


i guess i'm commie. ☭ 

dogs are social animals.
are you?

the important thing is it cool.

spoiler avoider. 

OMG!
a new person. 

evil, resentful, and a loser.






malaysia is ready.
 
he's chasing some amois
he's chasing some amois
he's chasing some amois.

"which final fantASY should be your first tifa?"

comedians are cringe.

do you know what you are?
do you know what happened?

success is water. si.




i am an uncooperative tv host on tv doing tv shit. and shit.

read a book and be free.

nina simone..
maya angelou.
waterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwaterwater.

what shoes
would kobe wear?
does it matter?
no?
rly?
wat?
hmmmmm.

god,
i wish people were real.

there's wires inside me.

worry not.
you're now holographic.

staying in a japanese to-let.

YOU GOT THIS!
college.
hobbies.
work.
social.
friends.
partners.
comunity.
family.
pet.

tuna food in a can with a cat in a can in a cage.
tuna breakthroughts. 

dey want to make a young johnny depp. 

we're an ugly polyamorous gang.













peek into the windows.
so many lives. 
[hello, panda.
hello panda cookie.
hello, panda. 
hello panda cookie.
everything, to the
beat of fucking music.
everything, to the
beat of fucking music.]



Saturday, April 11, 2026

BUT WHY?

there is no good but good. 

birds of a teacher tea her.

corn is always financial space.
dare no doubt about that. 
but why is everyone eating pho?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tofu can change a lot. 
its views.
its politics.
its pandangan.
its way of looking at things.
its opinoins. 
all in the name of money.
hummus will correct it. 

some memories bury deep.

people used to do things. 

i am the best. 
what happpened.?
hero.
so cringe.

why is everything -core?
STAPP IT!

12.50 for dinner.

you're so charismatic and inept.
i like that,
hydrophobic-san.
"teh antivirus keeps telling me to restart
but i don't listen.
coz i'm a rebel/."

what's the man with the pepsiman?

collectying 1000000 tiny victories. eyuppp.


Saturday, April 4, 2026

robert chapman o' clock

godzilla and I,
we had a truce.
pine.
chris pine. 
or zombie elvis. 
"maybe you were an agent of capital
in another universe."
says halal editor.
well well well...
body shampoo

is my answer.

i've been here before
in a dream.

is this your second round of danganronpa?

no, this the music of stupid fuck. 
welcome. 

she loves horror films.
but some horror
are not horror.
they're horroorrororoorororor. 

all the lives
he could not have experienced... 
"i used to draw."
he says. 
41 year old boy hunting for cleavage.
j-phone.

do you like the color of sky?
faye wong.

wow. 
this is so devastatingly pethetic. 
i cants' look away. 

coffee is chocolate.
chocolate is coffee.
sometimes ,
they're the same thing. 

it's a new transformation. 
the game is on. 

the anti-capitalist band sold out. 

makan.



Saturday, March 28, 2026

anatolian

characters are: 
- Fedora.
- Anselm.

do you wanna hang?
i'm dumb.
together_we_can
hangdumb. 

everyone's got a real life. 

helping others is purpose.

online is very cool
and very boring.
bothers you very much.
don't bother.

what is a manga?

we are aware
that we are being used. 

your friends don't say hello.
...
online.
because they don't. anymore.

what if you were given
the absolute freedom
to choose.
anythign.
would you help
or would you lame?

you're at the cafe for hours. 

*chugga chugga chugga*
the guitar goes
*chugga chugga chugga*
i love a chugga chugga king. 

put a stop
to that routine hurdle. 

somethings ar ebetter imagined.
and some imagined are better clues.
planning planner.
breatkthrus.

i love you, cat. 



Saturday, March 21, 2026

skolah

hello!
amogus sus.

yelp - yip.
peeve - annoy.
yowl - wail. 
glee - merriment. 
glimmer - faint light. 
curlicue - a decorative curl or twist in calligraphy or in the design.
spasmodic - caused by, subject to, or in the nature of a spasm.
chow - food.

you have a very big thesaurus. 

i like remix albums.

i love reality. 
it's changing. changeing .

this is a gaming show.
a show about gaming.
people might watch it.
idk if this gaming hting will take off.

- they're definitely one of the best bands out there
right now.

it's a magazine.
nobody reads it anymore
but very very cool people.

my self-ship is canon.
 
what are you thunking?

we're hot.
what you gonna do?

he likes cookies and cute animals. 


julia

rocket,
i turned off the light.

take a picture of klcc.

you sympathize the dweeb.

acupunture specialist,
i am stupid.

we don't have much time
but time. 

i love instrumentals.
i am instrumental.
an instrument.

you have bjork cassettes?

there is no life without risk.
so don't be a boring nerd. 

playstation 2.

they put politics in the water
and the politics
dyed everyone's hair blue
and made your favorite characters gay. 
blame george lucas
for your virginity. 

your daughters are in color?

band or roblox?

leave your poop behind
wherever you go. 

stupid never dies.


the revolution will get you first.

too much cake on your mind. 
literal.
and food-eral.
delete my name now. 

oh no,
you're a flat earther.

AHHH!!
my favorite hacker plays minecraft.

mooooooooo... the guitar goes.

we's getting taylor swift vibes.
we's getting tenderqueer vibes.
what are the vibes?

you did not poop today. 

they will milk you. 

the horrors persist
but so do i.

it doesn't feel like 4 years. 

can you drive a car?
we're gonna drive a car.
too busy listening to the music
to notice the music. 
lol.
les go. 

don't let opinions
form your options.
n opiionnos.

#nature #couple #love #pool




Charlie's Angels (plant 3)

you are Blondie
and Lucy Liu.


we love computer. 



faucet compilation.
faucet compulsion.
faucet compulsation.
faucet compensation.
faucet competition. 
faucet computers.


it's a cultural experience. 
shared knowledge.
let's bring down the powers. 

i need a peace of mind. 

left unsung. 


you've got fan art made of you 
twenty years from now.

do you remember Sonic Wow?


games are not real.
but they're fun.

u the most bullshit power fantasies.

what character deserves its own game?
- Cute Dog Teacher

familiarity is why you like me.

you want a father-in-law?
without marriage?

happy birthday, ghouls. 



vektroid (plant 2)

sittin front the 'puter. 
what you doing, 'puter?

YO. 
are you an indoor plant?

























you have dragon ball'd.

tv to talk about tv to talk about tv to talk about tv to talk about tv to talk

we are there
because we are there.
opportunity havers. 

everybody loves me.

dylan, 
bike rider.

no don't think too much. 
enter this world.
i'm not doing a live show. 
i'm intentionally kylie minogue. 

processed food, you will die.

assume the worst has already happened.

CERTIFIED LOVERBOY,
CERTIFIED CERTIFILE!

karmic salad (plant 1)

so many cool people. 

you put oil on water on burger. 
the only straight coworker.

no@!
drake is not a real person.
time travevlin.

hey.
wanna know what's funny?
i don't.
i'd rather be doing something els.e
just this.

she likes milfs.

laugh at MAGA all day. 

our lives are real. 
don't need to make things up. 
it's epic. 
broken bones.
i've got musician friends.
treated me to some books.

no two peopl liek the same things. 

you don't get it.
you just don't get it. 

i want real world results.
garage time.
21 fucking tracks. 


everything is new to you.


18m into the toilet. 


no one is perfect. 


he was famous for the chlamydia outbreak. 


stop core-ifying everything.
they don't give us time to life. 

just care and bye.


time travel twins.

okay.
let me chase my skin. 

something try a little of. 

it's the third annual anniversary of the year.
i don't care for the new spiderman. 
lizard tofu,
you are a consumer
attracting consumers.
how many viewers have you funnelled?
or fun led?

he judges workers. 
no!

i'm so happy ...
there's no ants.

strong winds
blow_away_your_structure.
dat's nature, baby.

korean vs spicy. 

all japan. 
"i love bananas,
you love bananas.
we love the whole banana taste."

you're wearing all the subcultures. 
wow.
you really like celebrities. 

her is underrated.

what's the emotion of the day?.
i'm not checking.
library association of association.
normalize not normalizing.

funnel dub.


Saturday, March 14, 2026

mean girls

2000s teen movies
for you.

it's a music world.

home office.

we are all so nature.
out of nature.

you're so easily distracted | by_beauty.

consuming leftist media.
consume, consume, consume.
it's so asspirational.
nothing.

my dream is orange. 

idols are so boring.

they always have better second halfs.
the single convinced you that it's important. 

you're a gooner. 

street fighters playing tennis.

snacked to death.
are you buying snacks?
haribo.

i see you buy the same shit everyday. 


1, Oiktgibg

i love pandan.

don't hate,

rockstarplaymate.

can you close the container for me?
i have ocd. 

she eats haribo.

you live life.
you watch life.
you scared life.

trapt?
sounds like divorced-dad-core.

that's so 2000s of you. 
just being honest with yourself.

robot innocence.

recommend a newcomer. 

Jessica.
soul mirror.

abandon world.
create new one.
everything is better in part 3. 

talking about music is fun. 

you're not inferior for watching the movie first. 

with the coffee, 
he died.

ruu is alive. 

.
.
.
weird what ifs.
intrusive thoughts.
indoctrinate yourself into a cult. 

i've got man eyes. 


ai

dustpan your disbelief.

suport real artists.

movies are not real.
go wild.
let's

the cat is
 in its late 20s. 

i've awoken
from boring
and no formula.

learn me more about speakers. 

god,
i hate otakus sometimes.
all the time.

there are so many games.
what is the point?

i'm the happiest shirt since 1939. 

enter name.[          ]
good relationships.

the black transfem is breezy.

working the graveyard shift.
listening to gizzard.

"i cannot do it because of plot."

so many worlds
such little time.

how fast can a one piece character?, she asks.
you can get one at night. 
= a trishaw. 

she's too monogamous for this shit. 

we are understanders.
left wingers.


physical media supremacy

i like having free
and sharing.
everything is music
and pointlessly important.
you want to share a burger with scientology?
okay, i relent.

time is divided
into albums. 
|
i went to every afterlife. 
(a taxi is a taxi.)
a memory old day game.
my =time is screwed up.

you get recommended to me
weather you like it or not
so i'm borrowing your favorite.
don't tell me how many views you gave it.

they're overloading everything,
dungeon explorers.
people are weird.
why do you want me pregnant?
you blew him,
he blew her.
they blew each other.

ridivulous nonsense.
the tissue was peed on.
what?
all he knows is stereotypes.

jussay goth
is on your side.

this task doesn't require a dog.

you're too scared to die
to get what you want. 

immaculate toothpaste.
you will never leak,
dracula. 
it never sat right with me. 


reality 1 or 2?

my world is tres different now.

routine went boom.

who/what is this plot?
it clears the OCD.
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE.
you can't even pronounce his sirname. 

enough with the slop, b.
no more porn.

your father gave his life
for you
to just absorb life.
why?
just come on, my ovaries.
you can do it.

20 minutes in a day.

i'm open to consume a kid anime
if it's cool enough.

chocolate milk or die!

who is chuck norris?
is he gay?
no?
ahhh,
i get attention.

lol.
commentarytuber.

haircult.
on it's way to capybara-land,
influencers are so boring. 
peeing with no lights on.
[santana solo
in a hyperpop sandwich]

you has no swag, swaggamuffin.
the booktokification of boobks.

it got you into genre again.


stay silly

let the fat model.
queen in 2026.

dream where else.

and why are the residents evil?
why are the graphics?
i think she's gay.
she likes valve.

this is a full body game.
are you active?

i've got a simple mind. 

community, bruh.

life is different
_when you're good at games.
elon just sucks.
responsibilities make an adult.

i ned to be ready by rm8.40.
fuck ocd. 

jess.
she makes rebel
and happy meals.
meeting people. 
is cute.
n fun.

do you know what you like
and what you are?

stay silly.

KEEP SUPPORTIN!
AL THE WAY!

i am me iconic, y'know?


vulcan guitar

shut the weed,
new drama just dropped.
=
we do it to be cool. 
we be cool just to do it.
the cycle goes on and on
till we become gta.
les work at shop.
retail.

the suicider be like,
"i like being sexy."

don't you miss forums?

garage is so simple.

yo.
watch out that weirdo.
she's race hater adjacent. 

i wished i worked out and didn't.
because
i'm not a genshin person. 

status quo lovers
are such boring_boring_losers. 

fame is stoopig and boring.
|
we have our own gang.s
our own following.
our own family.
WE ARE FEMINIZING THE MALE SERVERS!

hello, bitches.
i am kitty. 

are we more lavender than people?

i'm mysteriously a lizard. 


one piece anime heroes.

jessica sacrificed multiple bacterias.

going crazy
over a tuby little minor inconvenience
like a celestial dragon.

it's the state of adult games.
she knows...
that?
gary moore is not a footballer.
everyone knows 
everyone.

a duck or a chick?

you died with your superhero love
doing nothing.

he (jamie) ddidn't like her body.
this woman
from the 80s
in a swimsuit.

some days i wish we were fat. 

\
it's just guitar music, baby.
how many albums at once?

the year keeps moving.

holly, i'm speeding.
holy, i'm speeding.
holy speed.
Playground Wonderland
just playing with my friends.
there's just too much podcast. 

i hope to see you in brainrot. 

come to my house!


captain brave mufenshi

did you forgot
what it's like to be a kid/god?

i hate the myth of great men. 

have you everer liked a bad album?
🎶 YOU PUT THE POOP PARTICLES IN YOUR FACE. 
YOU PUT THE POOP PARTICLES IN YOUR FACE. 
YOU PUT THE POOP PARTICLES IN YOUR FACE. 
YOU PUT THE POOP PARTICLES IN YOUR FACE. 🎶
have.

wish you a safe harm.

she's already seen him dare naked.

trailer ailer.
ants there, ants there.
anthem.
i don't care.
omg, i'm bald. 
i don't care.

i need a break from her.
we're on a break from here. 

are these oranges for me, you privileged fuck?

hmph... 
boujee.
four dollars
for four measly chocolate 
in your mouth.

and mcluffy,
you're going live everyday these days. 
strem.

living for food?
or living for sex?
i' live for rex.
he's a hundred pounds ago.

bone apple teeth.

it's in the room.
let the chaos ants.

these are the new prince collectibles.


Saturday, March 7, 2026

gimme dumb rock

you gotta at_least_know
how_long_the_song_is, righte?
coz.
the ants killed the sun
and now we're flying~
living~
trying~

badminton is going on.

this is the intelligence
of being dumb!

is this a real worry
or is this ocd?
who knews?
people who are given opportunities
are people who are given opportunities.

tuna is chaotic. 

you can't make everyone like you. 

i'm in a new world.
a blue one.
everyone is working together
and no one is right wing.
the gecko has invaded the space. 
they let you play a carrot.

how'd you own so much physical media?

i am not dutch.
anymore.

i wanna be friends with the teacher. 

you've downloaded them all
so you can continue whenever you like 
when there's an update.

is everything a reference?

i'm not looking for best.
i'm looking for next. 

ewww... dub.,


happybday

gifted,
weird pink art today.

you decided to watch a movie.

an upgrade of Mommy Love.

are you going ot cry
to make your life
less online?

sometimes i drink tea
just because i'm hot
doesn't mean i'm not,
know what i mean?
deadbeat.

people are so beautiful.
real or not.

let me borrow your taste. 

i am stupid.
welcome to my world.
wanna go to school. 

did you get cte from boxing 
in a video game?

a taste of life. 

first day of coma,
disconnected from the world.

do you believe the news?
i'm a real one.
why would i need to lie about my enemies?
do you know any responsibility?

some brains broken
from too much internet.

love you, babes.

one million furries.


anniemay

you are the moment right now.
very momenting.

i was in the lightbulb the other night.

were you inventing something?

the fatphobe.
he thinks about fat people
all the time.
one day,
he couldn't take it
and he stabbed himself.
man...
avoiding politics forever
is stupid.

bathhouse makes sense.
the fart of aewsome
is not from dubai.

everybody's dancing.

cool, 
nice, 
normal.
mature drama.

quirk chungus be like, "murder is bad. but have you ever stopped to think what it must feel like to do the murdering?"
and your answer to that is
"can you smell jon stewart?"

i've been places.
i've seen faces.
all so pretty.
i'm so pretty.

the 15 best games ever of 2025. 

did the hijab
make him spontaneously combust?
supremacist?

you will get to episode 37 one day.

but we're drinking ants tonight, boyos.



binging a cat

everyone is trapped and loser.
likes taylor swift and war.
paid for his nitro.
,moveis ares stopis.
translation: pigskins are stoopig.
disney princess.

shin megami tensei noodle soup
1) all you want to do is chelsea me. 
3) started a gay rumor about me. 
3) i left my poop at the hospital. 
nothing in the toilet bowl.

yes!
 i'm too cool.
we're too cool.
everyone hated you 100 episodes ago.
for blaming women
for incels.
apolitical one piece fans are just... lames.

i work in current reality.
everyone looks the same eventually.

the marilyn manson fan wants to be an idol.
bigdickcrazy.
burger.
i taught him how to be slut-friendly.
gotta keep community alive.
malaysia is not hysteria. 

what is cool?
this animation is megaart.
i'm still finding new things
in skycraft.

let's die tonight. 

be cornface.


what is 2026?

the moon and i are very awake.

did the internet teach you how to be cool?
no.
inch resting...
my body is breathing. 

don't give up hope.

rage against OCD compulsions.

i want to make an animation. 
in and out of the hole.

y'know,
banana strings are people too.
it's his first time 
trying taco bell as a dog.
a dawg.
cryptobro.
loser energy.
get lost in me, baby.
malay supremacists suckkkkkkkk.

photo of your last day of scohol.

i wanna show you clips.

the mor eyou understsand
the more bored you'll be.

WHYYY...
the kpop
is so nazi coded. 

only 1000 fans.
no one is a fan of this movie?