Saturday, July 25, 2026

magnetic slug

pies, pies, pies. 
 

bruh, i'm a hot dog. 


linguistically linguini. 

dan dan steak. 


russian girl saves a russian man from a russian deer.



ball of sugar. 

 





what is it about neon lights?
are you gonna check?

stumbles into sight.
becomes person.






distorted twin, white poop. 


i've decided to call my creatures 'spotify'.


some cookies are sad.
some cookies are ethan.




popsickle zone
in the zone.

happens happens.
it happens. 









i'm getting paranormal. 

paul verhoeven even might


megawire mika. 

what's for the menu tonight?
soup. 



scary movie 10. 

trying to find my ass.
have you seen it?



what do you name your tits?

person going meow meow.
meow meow. 



are we forreal?

prepare to commit.
age like a normal motherfucker. 





-----

bruhruuuu...
something has to change. 



part man.
part machine.
full op. 


what could you do
if the line breaks?

you got a mom tattoo on your butt. 




















monica bellucci to the mooooooooooon. 

barack obama's stupid list.

promoting tomato fruit growth, 

we are now shandong. 

ate way too many mushrooms and buttons.

don't nothing till you have a room. 





fuck it. 






scurvy blog. 








capital punishment.









what if retro had been a retro rpg?
would rpg be serious?

skyrim with skyrim controls. 

the kentucky is fried and chicken. 










FOR YEARS, 
we have selectively bred chicken.
your pet 
might be a chicken. 


it's so beautiful that the bus that the bus that the bus. 
every step begins with a journey. 



worm mods.

kings and queens, motherfucker.
kings and queens. 


everyone is 3d.
believe me you'll be.


puddinghaze, motherfucker. 
puddinghaze. 



you might wanna check if it's an addiction. 

everyone's got thick lips.

teaching to my pet tarantula. 



"go on then,
make us penguin.

where am i from?
i'm from the south.

jump again.
you will jump."




holy holly holy wolly.


creed: odyssey


you are now a cat that spins wheels.

have you ever heard a human by mistake?





cashew walnut.

this is maths rock. 

this is demo mode.
you cannot conceive. 

this is girls anger party.
who are these influencers?
such bland zeros. 

this is the last thing they did: kill me. 
it's clear to me now
who has fur
and who is a furry.

this is not rude.
this is art.
and you are sparta. 
sex never ended.
it restarted.

and there a whiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
poop.

hello my little steven.
are you sven?

crafty etena. 


[streamers and grifters]

professional advice giver
reads a lot of advice
on how to give advice.

quora: 
anybody got advice on how to give advice to an advice giver who is out of advice to give on how to give advice to an advice giver who is out of advice to give on how to give advice to an advice giver who is out of advice to give on how to give advice to an advice giver who is out of advice to give?

hey dawg,
i want to be your feeder. 



ayumi vs azumi

who is more naked?
who is more bring in the noise.?

there are layers to this shit, bruh. 

credits to my body reference. 




tf are butt drugs?
do you take it up the butt?


i need to follow a fitness account
that regularly posts about fitness.





know where you came from, 
angie.


cuba libre.

comet is comet is poem is poem. 





whistory is what happens.


it is me but who am i?


things that cannot open in real life: mouth.


rank the melons. 





go!

lika lika lika lika lika lika lika. 
you can youcan you can you can you can you can. 


tv neon. 

so many people in the people. 



pc-98

it's not available in english.
english.
it's not evailable.
in. 
i believe in pokeball will continue. 
you don't have to, you don't have to, you know, you know. 





food is vegan. 

are all women?






wake up for sahur. 

do you like cactuses?

pana pana pana pana pana ants. 

i just hit jenner with the car. 







i believe in 

brade runner. 





dump your stupid boyfriend
and go make


so realistic realistic. 
go go realistic. 





toss. toast. toss. toes.

bruh, candles, bruh. candles...






i saw the keropok.


everything is social.
even my ass. 



onlyfans



cats taiwan

dis hawker stall is only selling condoms. 

the demon next door

can i pet your dog, motherfucker? 

boys will be girls

familiar plus sex worker on a car horse. 

lustful

all of this is reinforced and this. 



there's a mighty judgment coming.
and all the masters are gonna get it. 

i've been many things ever. 
- car weed.
- potato.
- zombie horses, motherfucker. 


dey don't have style
and dey don't have cool. 




goo goo gaa gaa.

i want free control of my endocrine system. 



fash mag

1) live grass swimsuit

a bunda bunda bunda bunda. 

one of their time zones is called material sandwich. 


capitalism is about never delivering. 


what is this green drink?


i stole a durg. 



2) guzman.

girl doesn't want pizza. 


these pants are pants
and they have always been pants. 


are you showering methods top secret?


bjork is photographed.





3) animal hospital

sir, 
we don't sell coffee here. 


telephone things. 



why the effort, bruh?


this game lets you, a chicken, romance a dungeon. 





4) silver human.

would you eat premix?

she posed in 2003.
  got photographed in 2013.
   and was published in 2023.



not a chance of cool in this world. 




















desktop mascot

would you try to combine me?

music fashion for film. 

what hapeensif 
cat?
cat?
caT?
cat?

rude for child. rude for child. rude for child. 

all bird, man.
all okay. 

i saw a toad.
i saw a bat. 

who is strong bad?

brainwashed-core-aesthetic.










i have admitted to admitted. 



story story something sadness.


remember that you will fruits. 
remember that you will truths. 











gerard way. way gerard. gerard butler. 



don't worry about the fridge door.
you will survive. 


these are some alien tomatoes. 


we're all stupid under the sun. 


arguing with logic

bingo. 


- it wasn't on my bingo card. 


- one bitten. three times why. 


- i don't care for their impressions. 


- married wife of a generalized anxiety zone. 


how can the cat mysteriously appear in your pocket?
there were a lot of black lizards at the entrance. 














remember the peach fruit is a slut. 
read the peach fruit is a slut.



when the program lags, 
you lag it back. 
GET IT??

i don't need eyes, bruh.
i need amnesia. 


lose your ties and ascend. 

true money to activate it. 

use it soup. 


i believe in places.
you'll be places. 



this coffee is cup.
don't believe it. 
spoon.

beautiful place to get hit by a train, my brothers. 

quantroly. countorly. cuantroderly.

remember that someday you will you will. 

do i give off Kerry Washington?

we
re
eating
corn
mother
fucker.


i'm never serious
but i always mean it. 
♠️♥️

ants rock

imaginary conversations that haven't happened.

grow and grow, motherfucker. 

slap the slap.
what if everyone was bdsm?
dis the bdsm speedrun test.

there's a lot to uncover.
truths behind truths.
books behind books.
roots behind roots. 
youths behind youths.

replaying conversations does nothing but replay conversations.

yor conversation. 

pictures are pictures are pictures.

is everyone drinking sprite?



goog goog gaag gaag.



where's my rock?





austin did nots realize. 

ascend together, motherfucker. 


free from ants.
- ant radio (dot) com. 



become unstable.

i'm not a princess. 
i'm a princee.

i bring a real to the conversation that conversation can't handle. 

red cap. red cap. 

love is urgent!




do you prepare to gorilla an army?

virgo computer imagery. 



i believe in banana that can split,

motherfucker.



swooping is bad. 

we gotta get out of this mess. 



i invented les rock. 

when it realized it has not much west left. 



- lenin with gato.



jaharpeet sohee

bruh, 
everyone has breasts.
you, me, your mother, your grandmother, your great grandmother, you grea=t great grandmother
mic mac dec stuff. 


stop pointing at your head. 
you will arrive.


all the guys were eating food.
and it was fashion. 


i saw an alligator get thai for dinner. 
let's make a pain.


the meat was beaten and eaten.
can you eat banana?


ye, the dog chef is a social media guru. 
it has evolved to move car. 


no one was gonna tell me that the champion head was a slave?
randomly generated dungeon. 



[hug this thing called the gurgling gurgling.]

always choose yourself
then choose a cow. 
is it good or the goodest?
goooooooooood.
don't let the wife decide the wife.
don't forget to remember. 

1) butterfly on my face.
it shat on my face.

2) dis manga accurate.
peak peak peak. 

what's stalin's advice?

doggy.

dreamcast 2

1) dog awaken by smell. 

look alive, clive. 
it's five.
poop
 

2) please wear sunscreen or else you'l die. 

shirt says fuck.
what the. 


3) movieka.

a brand new piece of sonic everyday. 


4) soda for effort. 

i'm powered by pistachios.
you know what i'm talking about.
i'm a hero. 


5) this is poop art. 

blogs can be blogs, y'know and incredibly swell.
you can find ou


6) what is the pink dog trying to tell you?

"you gotta love what you love
or else
you don't."



crack your brain, motherfucker. 




les rock

taylor swift in 2026?
i'm bored.

mi ma mi mania. 

if we electrocuted the right guy,
we would be alive right now. 

it's a situationship.

in a village, 
where the sun burns like a sun. 
= animal fart hospital.

i ate a food
with olivia.
just because taking is taking
doesn't mean that giving is giving. 


bodiessssss.
boddiesss good.


if you wanna go somehwere, go someherwe who's sto.

the former head of union control has become a cow.

you are you in your job because you have been you. 



hello to all dogshit people.
how is it shitting?

this an egg
but a toy
but an egg
but a toy. 
IT'S FOOD, MOTHERFUCKER.
FOOD. 

RED. HOT. POLE.


everythingdestructivegirl.
it it a real pokemon or a larper?

life is all about, man.

yakult

breathing in heavy lungs, nan.

we're morel ikely to be around a monkey
ahtna  am man. 


memory foams, man. 




i was talking to someone about food. 
shin megami tense shit. 

why do you eat mold?

how do you determine your pokemon?




everyday, it rains. 

i'm cute and everybody loves me. 

now i will create: stairs. 
do dead ants go to malls?




what whappens if russia?

going to the merkin shop
to buy some lollipop
to jam it up my ass. 






butch x butch

1) i was born to eat. 

2) i always remember luv to be stupidly complex. 

3) i like cars more than people. 
i hate cars. 


[remember to grace.] 

to all humans,
over is hot.
you have lost sense of a working kitten. 
remmeber what if you would if you would if you would. 



i love you guys.


i am a bad bitch.
and i am following me. 
can you believe charlize theron was 30 once?



who is amon tobin?

who let the pete out?
who?



previous asker, you are a man with a gifriendl. 

sometimes the dat of the side chick becomes a burger king of its own.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

lol.
my imaginary friend thinks you exist.

you eat the bread AND the key. 



you're what i want:
noodles.

something really jokering about joker. 

































dick and balls.
































ruiner contest. 










































blade funner.






























he got destroyed by a gay porno. 


spiderman vs venom

let's go, motherfucker.
let's go. 

what are the three common stages of stages?
stages 1.
stages 2.
stages 3. 

do you get anything?

there's a secret weed ending. 

yo.
my art is dog shit. 


a reminder that reminder
that you need to know
about the world.


every minute
is a sec
you cannot


i need top.
not cream.
not ice cream. 



for one, hayley williams didn't night.

why is everyone big at concerts?


kayak or bed?

here's how to charge your bands. 


sonbelievable.

does it count as fart?




[the dragon fallacy.]

what if it was purple?

when will the flowers be flowers?


i'm fuzzy for an amazing reason. 
pokemon law malls.

unmunded loses. 



baby my bee.
you will become my bee.
it's so cliched
my bee. 



compass

what happens
if you taken
and you full?

her name is tina.
her name is tina.
her name is tine. 

i almost never never science science. 

the answer is fucking yes.

rate
rate
uncinate
rate
rate
uncinate
rate
rate
uncinate
rate
rate
uncinate.


ice cream on dog.
the girl is exaggerated. 


more speculative beans.
music is nonsense.


i appreciate how clean and dry
history's tamagochi.


it's so believable that it doesn't seem real. 
testing god's limits. 



[jalan bergerak.]

they should pay us 50 cents
to jack off
to 50 Cent. 






1) be careful of you. 

2) the secret sauce of cool. 

3) i like pretentious. 

4) enchanted book. 
natalie wood.








the cat is in love
with sleeping with playstation. 

some people just like corporate videos. 


the samba is sambal.

is it ecchi
that she's going to the laundromat?

dey tryinA make nerd shit cool 
and cool shit nerd.

you've seen dat dinner has been served
and everyone is naked. 

enby, i need to kill myself once
before i die. 














william elizabeth taylor is
the bear is bear. 
bear.

i am described as alive. 

seize tomorrow day.












you really believe in the tits, huh?

"it's healing.
the bullshit. "

use your impregnation.

so many lesbians. 

are you a pervert?
or are you a creative pervert?

mamak mee goreng in your sambal.

in my polar bear,
there is a polar bear.
we will be a polar bear. 

if i was cancer, i'd simply fuck me. 

here's a slutty buzzword: sex. 






































pottah.

pin auf bikini

go out?
or stay_at_home.?
once upon atime,
do both.

yabadibadabu.
i was born in a zoo.

fred & teddy, 

your uncle has exist. 

go blow up the mass murderers.
the legal mass murderers.
i once saw cow eyes staring at me. 
laugh as hell.

i don't hate the rain.
i dislike it. 

important rules for age:

my italian football team. 

1)graham cancer.
2)food sauce.
you either get food high
or some other kind of high. 
cook the instagrammer. 
gall meli flakes.

albaba you. 

alfonso tonso. 

not too deeply. 
wannabea.

one million dog pictures. 
spread the word
to become dog. 
why did you dog yourself?

you've spent too long being suicidal. 


boomboom radio

weirdo feminist boy.
"THAT IS NOT MY BATWIFE!
Y'ALL ARE BATSHIT!"

medicine is medicine. 
you put it in your body
then in your mouth.

are you harry?
or are you silver?
each pea brings us closer. 

you will something something.
it will fine... 
ulterior motives: imak. 

shane is the greatest gift.
he's got a testosterone policy. 

the sorcerer has.
thje sorcerer her.

it is not hard to create swallow
of italian pizza. 

beware: twitter is the plot twist.
DELETE HIM! 

national titty and ass association:

"i can't believe that elina is balls."






































i'm sorry for the inconvenience. 
ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR DISASTER??
funny how humans are humans. 

everytime they try to steal your happy.

the shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt: roses are red, motherfucker.

i am the sexy.
i am the stone. 

can't beat the king
at the ring.

i lost my pet ant.
anybody seen him?


























pray you burger. 
pray you stone. 

nevermind the nevermind.
you will be neverminded.

to be laughing laughing laughing laughing.
i'm sick of pretending this is wired. 






















unknown to sex.
unknown to stone. 

why do straight men act like straight men?
something about toy story.

i don't care for 4chan slurs.
eat shit and die. 
































 


seattle cancer scare. 

kindness can kindness can can. 

moon there.

i asked for your opinion. 
did ask.






























i was a mutant at fifteen. 

friends are not drugs. 

the planet itself is veyr thiny.
why??

Saturday, July 18, 2026

who is dorianne?

i love eyes.
eyes are the eyes of the face. 




















































HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD.



















































































































guess who is who?
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.






































i believe in...
flowers,
plants,
flowers,
plants,
soy,
flowers,
plants,
chickeeeeen.









































the world is crazee.

beh beh.

ger ger.
get get.



bruh.
what if...
white doves.


a bunch of tofu.


i'm like a slow...
i'm a slow slow.












































you're just a grave, man.


cake pokemon. 








































if covid shots are gay,
what are we?


some people are already homes. 

countless backless backs.

wecansurvive conditions

it only died becausse because. 

everything becomes a tree, man. 




















































































everything was 1280.
do you remember how ice cream was ice cream?

- mold divorce.
- boob divorce.
- youth divorce.














































that's an emo unicorn. 

i don't think the mouse is christian. 



































imagine if we all have eyes. 

"there's no hope. 
we're all gonna die. "

what if living got better?

bird reading book.








































beware: i am idiot. 
unmarked before death. 
the reason human is human is because human. 










































kamikimikimikimiki.

toilets are the bathrooms of the washroom. 




good love to be you
on love to you day.
everybody deserves to be loved.
even hate.

glorp glurp. glerp.

breast shit

who am i
withouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut BREASTS?

all roads lead to
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullSHIT.

everyone will.
not everyone will.
every one will.
not everyone will.

it's all about perspective, see.
someday you will see
- white hair
- facial mustache.
- mussolini.
- leg toe nail. 
yo,
those are trees. 
























































































always looking forward tto grandma's place. 

i don't remmeber something something someone something would say.

that fart joke was something something someone something would say.



i'm so tempted to grandma nazi you. 


i putted it in your life.
it endeded in your life.
what is your life?


what happens if happens happens?
it happens happens happens.
if happens.


magic grow dinosaurs, motherfucker























































hello into the water. 


i'll be never again. 


i'm not nicole kidman.
tf?


believe in change.
believe in growth. 
andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
water.















plant planta plant plant plant plant plant plant

mutant slice.

everything is sugar.
everything is shit. 


interview

Q: you have to love yourself.

A: she will make she will make


Q: r we being delulu?

A: the best hacker in the world is a dolphin.


Q: i'm becoming a classical picture. 

A: begging like you don't


!: has anyone ever been to ant mao ever mao?

@: i kinda like how phantom of the opera. 


Q: i haven't died in a long time. 

A: there's a hierarchy to alienness. 


!: they're tongue kissing. 

@: half-life 2 roleplay. 





looking for a head.
do you guys have any?













don't talk to my shadow ever again. 
im limit.

miku piku

hold on, 
you died.  

hold on, 
le haver.

everybody can everybody can.

le haver.

you can't tell me that tell me.

imagine putting tiramisu.

baby, i'm a gangsta.

playstation is removing 2. 

baby, i'm a gangsta.

playstation is removing 2.

i don't thinkg having one
leads to two.
must be three. 

i don't thinkg having two
leads to one. 
must be three. 

he's wearing a 1970's headphone. 

glitter on my breasts.

caution, people who eat the floor. 

have you experienced the 2000s?

the bag is everything.
beyonce is in everything. 

going up ant mountain. 
a lot of bras. 
everyone used to have small breasts.
now, leaves. 

no internet interaction will ever again. 

july 29. 99.





unpride month

-------

everybody,
shut the fuck up. 
- brahman.

that's a ken doll.
i'm bored.

lift your shirt up, bruh. 

survival instincts of a fart. 


------

pineapple is propaganda.

i used to make salmon, man.
like... from thin air.

what's your peri peri flavor?
no sauce.
matcha at the corner of the table. 


-------

everyone is a fuck. 

fuck you, man.
incel, man.

yo,
rainbow haver.
fuck on.

no lovers to pants. 
he showed her love
through hologram.
all the answers are telling you. 


--------

bee careful, honey bee.

fall in love with your neighbor once
before it's too late.

i wonder what i said what you said. 
"attract human.
don't panic.
don't human.attract panic."


idiot rocks

toriel had some tea. 

feeling the hip egg
and the soy sauce. 

going, "what color is the ship's asshole?"

to be released
in selecet theaters,
motherfucker. 

we obviously shouldn't visit the adult games. 

from justin aguilera
to me:
everyone is from the 2000s.
welcome, gym bro.
what is a classical guitar?
am i a classical guitar?
infinite fart machine. 

*poot*









HORDUFDEEZ!

i am an idiot.
hello and welcome.

things are changing. 
we are rocking. 
it is satisfrying.
how we we we we we we we we we.

i can change.
you can't.
because you're a looooooooooooooser. 

[shava shiva shuva.]


naturally polyamorous.


some of us have tails. 


location is evil. 


everyone likes a familiar face. 



listening to music with my boobs out
for three chain smoking chaos boyfriends. 

leave feedback, motherfucker. 

maria newskin

who are you, dawg?
who are you.
who are you, dawg?
who are you. 

collapsing over him on the computer. 

it doesn't hurt to dream that you woke up. 

you're now 20.
it's legal to do 20 year old things now. 

gluttony is a pig. 
apples are great.
but they're no grapes.
FRUITS, motherfucker. 
what is voltage? i've never drinked or drunked it. nor have i ever dinked.
the wolf didn't eat the grandmother. 
grandmotorbike.

a little late night john smith to help you sleep. 

i'm motivation. 

2026, dawg. 
then 2006. 

cat is kereta.
mouse is mouse. 
knife is a blade and a weapon.
yo yo,
motherfucking yo.
stop smelling and recycling farts. 

tell him he posted that he posted that he posted that. 

spoilers, motherfucker. 
= white smooth latin. 

ravishing. 
she is alive.
everyone is alive.
enjoy is alive. 

disaster club. wet. 



i'm not a muse. 
i'm a mooooose. 

nobody is cool when everybody.

you are smoking till your boyfriend. 

gina shock! 

up in the photography. 


acting is kinda stupid
if you think about it.
so don't.


this is smurf shit. 

write it down, dawg. 
all the ways
you will
done.

i'm eating foods for my health.
foods that enter the body.
credit to my body reference. 
he told me, 
"noodle in your mouth."
you only got one ball in this life. don't waste it. 



just heard what happened to prayers, dawg. 


murderous children.



i will pose better for the camera.
you will watch out, motherfucker. 
this is a mithra character creation. 

wow.
she's alive.
you ate her. 

- le tigre. 


haha,

you are browsing dog. 

go to garlic bread. 
this is a complicit tomato. 

do you believe in car?
car, dawg. 
car.  
it is nice to meet train folk, motherfucker. 

not mama but another baby. 


i'm o... o... kay. o... o... kay.

you spying on my tweets?
i don't even have a x-tter.


WHY IS SPOOLED WIRE A SEX ACT?

what is really happening pussy?
what is pussy pussy?

have you ever taken a pusheen shower?
pusheen, motherfucker.
pusheen.

button 1, button 2, button 3, button 4.

i've been instructed to save you, watch. 

whoever you were in 2007
you no longer are in 2027.
roll up your sword. 

having standards is freeing. 

finally with the miku cosplay.

the way westerners are westerners are westerners are westerners. 
i'm sorry there was a horse there ever was. 
i have to have to,
y'know?
weeabooooooooo.
disneyland is bullshit.

a burger post.
a burger post.
aburger post.
a burger post. 

how it feels to attack an anime horse.
it's not real.

cat smoking weed.
cat smoking weed.
cat smoking weed. 
cat smoking weed.

kink is kink is kink is kink. 

no distractomundo.

i like reading.
it kills people.

thikning.
doubt. 
thunking. 
dubt.
STOP IT. 
dem the eyes of master chief.

you seem to be logged out, motherfucker.