buko pandan

pelik, pelik, pelik, pelik.

but someway somehow

he got his head straight

because the tv in anime is real life

and he found a way inside it.

going to art gang with Japan

to find out what a real person is.

dat's funal funtasy

where the vegetable is fresh

and friends don't inquire what you are. 

late night talk show.

the feeling is mega deja vu. 

because she hates being alone. 

who would buy another person 

a car for a birthday gift?

the friendlies you meet as a barista

like a pilot friend.

he knows that the sky is blue

when it's games night

at the actor's house.

it's like understanding murder.

there comes a time

when a small ripple

becomes a giant wave

after being true to self.

Osaki Ni Shitsurei Shimasu

doing something that's never been done before. crazy mad or mad crazy. we all come from somewhere. something caused us. let's cause something. The human spirit is amazing. 

a shortcut through the residential area. personal top 200 list. Bar hopping. secret menu of artisanal coffee shop. TRYING A decade. creating rhythm through a new fitness routine.

toy rage. cloud sighting. Weird boyfriends. a madness release (because of inch-resting qast of qharacters). he knows the names of the porn stars. 1.25 speed indonesian movies.

what are people? people are weird creatures. buying snacks for friends in another country. reality is harsh. but also beautiful. Happy happy break with Hanabie's pardon song. 

school at night (too many voices to pay attention to_)

ugh... yuck!

bad coffee.

said to be the key to opening multiversal doors. 

(life is not fair

but we help and influence each other. 

it'd be a waste to miss that.)

so just drink that coffee.

and I promise you won't miss any story beats.

monsters, toys, aliens. 

all of it.

because,

as a wise man once said,

if you spend too long sucking on a lollipop,

you'll miss out on centolla fueguina.

amongst other things

like Grande Caramel Nonfat Latte,

Lithuanian snacks,

German bread.

they're all accessible through verse jumping.

some things

are better than everything or nothing

BUT

a lot of somethings

is better than some things.

especially

when it gets close

to everything

or nothing.

making friends 

with the birds

at school

at night,

the mangaka

who loves mangoes

connects with so many worlds.

past, future, present.

because there are too many voices to pay attention to

aside from his own.

penguin

man...

what's my brain?

where are the boring people? 

trippytrippy 

i miss eating in Antarctica.

2021 was so long ago.

back then,

Hasanabi and Ruben Onsu were together

in a dream.

my dream.

where your stalker got to hang out with billionaires. 

that being said,

if they replicated my brain.

it won't be me. 

there'd be another me.

that's why 

it's handy to know first aid.

it gives the villain another face.

a long face.

one that looks like anime. 

like a young Marisa Tomei

enjoying vitamin c.

but they spent too long

sucking on a lollipop

that they missed out on centolla fueguina.

sadz.

bagel 220

. chupacabras . Akropolis Klaipėda . tuning peg .

. Double Fine . Vilniaus Akropolis . Un Preview .

. Bobby Zilch . Backroom Labyrinth . honor code .

. family time . Sarah Midori Perry . foam sword .

. Dogen Boole . anorexia athletica . town clerk .

                

1. gag order. 1. jelly bean jar. 1. birdwatcher.                   

2. root beer. 2. licensed music. 2. rye whiskey.

3. Lochmarne. 3. coffee thermos. 3. Channelwood.

4. Ave Maria. 4. Karen Reynolds. 4. Haven Point.

5. salt wind. 5. Steph Gingrich. 5. mining town.

- mine rounds - North Oregon Coast - track star -

- Majestic 12 - Kiyosumi Shirakawa - corn syrup -                    

- Jaime Reyes - All Saints Records - Gray Death -

- sleep apnea - Trout Spring Trail - spider web -

- AsapSCIENCE - Sydney Opera House - Lulu Prost -

bonus: Omocat / Hitoribocchi Tokyo / Emily Shaw

The Pontificating King. Ah.

pondering Pon De Ring with a pornbrain.

the pontificating king has gone insane.

holding a grudge against Eiichiro Oda.

boi, this boy sure loves his soda.

the one and only artist in existence.

the greatest and mightiest of victims.

constantly holding out for true love. 

when simple kind gestures are not enough. 

nearby locals, all beneath him.

always in need of babysitting. 

time is filled with gremlin activities.

live in filth till he grows titties.

make believe stories of abuse.

live for glory, waste his youth.

too important to lend a hand.

his life's mission: seek revenge.

madchester

prison guard.

no alcohol.

he only drinks pork and Guinness.

just don't tell him that Guinness is alcoholic. 

miss grumpy

doesn't like picnic.

her one and only dream: to be a twin.

sits alone.

the new album?

they say

it's made for the weird ones.

not the early fans.

so much

can change in a year.

from dnb

to traditional jazz.

group photo

of art science gang _

celebrating 

the rehabilitation of prisoners.

doing cigarattes

for friendly people

who know

what they're willing to die for.

looking swag

after providing help.

everyone wins

when they learn from each other.

the gremlin

waits for a manic pixie.

a watamote

creeping, stalking, perving.

Klaus Kinski

no one is responsible for pudding having sugar.

it is meant to happen.

you can't blame it on the secret police.

watching and rewatching Dunki won't change the fact

that everyone rots.

even international superstars. 

a lucky day with no jealous people nor exploitation

is food delivery.

it brings to mind an essential pop-punk album.

there are no gremlins in a healthy community. 

only people.

why is the internet the way that it is?

thou can shocketh the brain in so many ways.

new days forever

because the author knows people inside out. 

hello, people from the future.

may your head be bald and your nails be cut

by german bread.

Elias is a toptier prison escapist.

you are what you eat. 

so he knows the names of every vtuber and streamer.

like a princess but without all the servants,

spread your wings and fly.

but everyone will know how degenerate you are. 

award show

it's like asking for another kiss right after the first.

make sure you catch everything with your digital camera.

everyone is there.

promoting cool things. 

that one guy appeared in 62 TV shows. 

also, don't put your head in anybody's mouth.

because you can't eat motivation.

what's done is done.

don't overthink your assignment.

nobody's brain is getting rearranged by a gremlin.

we are all meant to make stinkers and bangers.

they teach you either way.

achievement is temporary.

just as long as you get to a dining table

you'll be fine.

people are naturally cute when they help each other.

not when they make themselves king.

kings can be beggars.

weirdos and normies are heroes.

but it's not something everyone wants to watch.

messages to the future.

moral doctor.

listening to Bob Dylan.

drinking vending machine coffee.

respect for all lives.

responsible like a hero.

evil can be painfully obvious.

constant self-report.

why are they that way?

it's hard to know 

until we look at the mirror. 

it's a long journey.

an epic journey.

sending messages to the future.

virtually anything

can be a time machine.

so many sus elements

in wish-fulfillment.

but then again,

lotsa discoveries.

ppl enjoyingn alochol.

food lovers are lucky.

their love is easy to explain.

we get tired of things

real fast. 

it's hard to innovate.

universal themes.

a world with no perverts.

expecting the best 

out of everyone.

the excitement of a concert.

ice cream

what do we eat with our eyes?

information,

movies,

other people's favourite things,

but not ice cream. 

maybe anime food.

but that's it.

it's hard to believe you've watched that movie. 

you've had that lined up for so long.

but now you've finished it.

congratulations,

you're human.

and humans have so many needs.

there's not enough music sometimes.

considering how much time is out there.

life is too long. 

the universe is longer. 

music is so hard to trust.

there's always so much to do.

so don't be afraid of time travel

it doesn't exist.

speaking of...

what if Mayuri was a big character?

the world's gotta forget Indiana Jones at some point, right?

right?

lunch break

everything is corny and predictable.

why 10000 views?

Mr. Muscles, J Banana, and Alexei 

got lucky.

turned boring into exciting.

everyone is talented.

everyone is connected.

so don't be crazy.

close the container once.

don't be an anti-normie avoiding anything related to the NFL.

be big in Liverpool

like Mr. Muscles, J Banana, and Alexei.

they never run out of names.

people want the latest games,

you know that?

you can't just put Time Crisis in there

just because you love it.

that's a no bueno.

running an arcade is tricky.

you shouldn't make enby characters just for jokes.

everything is something to somebody.

you gotta respect other people's lifestyles.

because we are all lifestyle people.

gotta try alternative milk.

Mr. Muscles, J Banana, and Alexei

eat together during lunch break.

Speedrunner

good at so many things.

hungry and horny

with skills to back it up.

codename: Speedrunner.

the number one enemy of disgruntled anime fans.

he has a big face.

bigger than his head.

never in love with power. 

and is overwhelmingly beautiful.

comes from the West

lives in the East

sleeps in the South

chills at the beach

born in the North

making history (always)

there are so many normal people

and he is one of them.

dog.

what is a dog?

and are we sure it's an animal?

i say it's a model

enjoying food at an indian wedding.

eating to pass the time.

that's the life.

mountains are mountains

and rivers are rivers. 

but dog is an exotic model.

Italian food is so different in Italy.

she's Italian.

her mother is Italian too.

and so is her brother. 

SHOCK. 

everyone eats food.

that's a fact of life. 

i bet Chris Heria eats food.

i don't know what food exactly.

i don't follow him that much.

but one has to eat 

to have lived as long as he has.

german new year

2023 was so long ago.

tomorrow is a promising day

because of the movie you had lined up.

it's giving you the same feeling

as winning competitions.

what is a real feeling?

is it the attachment one has for a stand fan?

who knows or cares?

swimming and gymnastics

give you life.

our personal truths

can be very unique yet universal.

a familiar tune. 

it's dog psychology

so say something nice.

everyone is Metallica.

are you ready?

this is a private party.

uber clean and strong.

exploding with interests.

one does not change who they are 

simply by cutting their hair.

welcome to the real world.

everyone is a chocolate person.

bonne chance!

all the examples

of things you don't understand

are the same yet different.

I asked Anamizu

if they liked John Wick 4.

happy german new year. 

have some loukoumades.

bagel 219

. spicy nuggets . Loka City . road warrior .

. Typhon Mining . kentongan . Jolena Shore .

. Ethan Lambert . keroncong . Poughkeepsie .

. drinking bird . lunch box . summer break .

. Michelle Reis . Pat Maine . Beaver Creek .

1. Red Edison. 1. Polygon. 1. mango sorbet.

2. blind hope. 2. seasons. 2. Crimson Acid.

3. Home Alone. 3. domains. 3. Cassie Marin.

4. Costa Rica. 4. Haarper. 4. coffee maker.

5. bus ticket. 5. itch.io. 5. tweed jacket.               

- spring wreath - Alan Wake - greasemonkey -

- Chock-O-Crisp - Alex Chen - space rocket -

- Ariana Simard - Sean Diaz - Puerto Lobos -

- small victory - TalcoMart - Esteban Diaz -

- Marconi Union - Slayyyter - Moneybagg Yo -

bonus: artbooks / Jeon Somi / Takuya Oyama

sekai.

oo the world is a big big place
and a small small place.
forget an ameriboo today.
remember a local tomorrow.
because anyone can shine.
naturally cool.
but we can't avoid the cringe.
a sugarbrain that never cleans.
using the famous as mirrors
to avoid any self-reflection.
when we trippytrippy trip trip,
everyone becomes one.
happiness away from gremlins.
rocking Spiritbox lyrics.
connecting people with music
while connecting to people. 
buying food for roommates
and having no regrets.
there is no one right way.
the ultimate immersive sim
is about representing
your place and people.
because being yourself
is being a lot.
___________

in the wondrous world 
of masked singers,
everyone loves an underdog story
because humans can't resist good food.
they're blown away by everyone and everything
looking forward to tomorrow.
defining 
and redefining
the real world
can take the hype levels
beyond 9000
with 
2 hours 
if you're a band from 1993

Nikolay, Maria

regular jogging.

interested in everything.

not hateful of people who try.

minimal babysitting.

they don't save if beyond saving.

heroes with private lives. 

appreciate beauty.

part of community.

love to paint, dance, and sing.

natural travel guides.

they know all the sights.

they do not talk down local things.

[weight on shoulders.

take care of others.

no time for little gremlins.

respect for elders.

providing shelters

for those who help the living.]

keeping connections

with words and actions.

they thrive in normieland.

pursuing passions

amid changing fashions.

so much they understand.

big tyre

liking yourself is not a competition.

it feels great.

you feel handsome.

because the story involves everybody.

what is the world?

it's big, small, and connected.

relatable jank

with perfect skin and teeth.

internet racism

is strong. 

anti-normies proud of their manhwas.

what's everybody searching now?

people are hard to categorize.

the brain takes in 

11 million bits of information every second

according to legend.

adventurers with no broken brains, 

what does a kid know?

entertainers,

irresponsibility, and sweets.

trend awareness

is common in normieland.

and so are

mates apologizing to each other.

understanding characters

makes cool

by broadening horizons.

it's not just a dumb childhood show.

no travelling supplies

in a four by four

for weebs and ameriboos in cringeland.

only comments.

Janku

good things happen for no reason sometimes. 

let it hit when it hits. 

the world get bigger and smaller at the same time. 

very relatable.

days don't have to blend with each other.

a cowboy from the future.

standout jrock maker.

ROBOT DOG Joins The Battle.

OLIVIA RODRIGO impersonator.

laptop made in 2007.

What is my brain? 

What is madness?

What is good taste?

Why are some people so miserable?

what is real? _________________Whatifeverythingmatters

So many big names we forget.

Everyone has an expiry date.

many species go extinct.

all songwriting tricks are predictable.

people come and go.

1) newbies

2) vet

3) experts

4) legends

5) the stuff everyone knows

Measuring hype.

Why are some names bigg?

A positive self-image.

Home.

SO SKILLED you no longer try.

galge

there's loads of junkity junk to get lost in.

trends, animes, non-trends, trans, trans fat.

everything is important

but then again, not.

so might as well try everything

including the stuff we've been avoiding.

difficult people,

when we get in their heads

it's a very otherworldly experience.

eating like a pig

and entertaining wish-fulfillment fantasies.

the stuff you can learn from junk

you forget your own problems

when you're invested in other people's problems.

trash is fuel.

it's easy, it's difficult, it's relatable.

because our intentions have intentions

so we'll never know our true intentions.

but we can open up the world together

and say hello

to weirdos and normies.

it's the accumulation of a hundred million steps.

smiles are easier than you think. (1)

we are how we sleep.

bagel 218

. official tour . Necry Talkie . unexplained problem . 

. Alkaline Trio . Yvette Young . Gremlin Interactive .

. Max Mittelman . Machine Girl . Cherry Lane Theatre .

. civil servant . goguma latte . What Made Maddy Run .

. Stephanie Soo . Jane Remover . Fancy Meat Computer .

1. Steppa Pig. 1. Guitar World. 1. The Neighbourhood.                 

2. bad habits. 2. Tor Anderson. 2. Belgian chocolate.

3. Ember Twin. 3. Bright Falls. 3. grandfather clock.

4. 81 Produce. 4. Jake Baldino. 4. Christabel Annora.

5. noise rock. 5. Crypt Worlds. 5. Kaizen Game Works.

                                 

- federal crime - Robyn Miller - squirrel intestines -

- Future Palace - Gol D. Roger - right-handed hammer -

- Hawt Dawg Man - olive branch - Cauldron Lake Lodge -

- social worker - Wu-Tang Clan - Alabaster Daydreams -

- Kurt Vonnegut - Agathe Falls - Ross's Game Dungeon -

                  

bonus: necklace / Ninth Warden / disorder, disbelief 

Pikachu

Nothing is real. 

So it's best to just be knowledgable about weird things.

Like bad writing

or fruits.

Picturing people as people 

is better than picturing them as fruits.

Because there's nothing cool 

about a hero nobody likes. 

But everyone can relate 

to responsibilities

or food.

or the biggest world dominating crush.

You can't get the world

to serve one person.

Someone too good

for air or water.

But you can put them

in a big environment in an anime.

Everyone is ugly

and beautiful.

But you can turn your brain off

when you're untrapped and full of love.

It's a way to create new memories.

And socialism.

UFO

People are not who they say they are. 

They're more or less. 

For example,

women don't eat.

They sniff out food to create good memories. 

It's weird.

But that's the only truth we know

We don't know anything else.

 

For example,

when are we real?

Nobody knows for sure.

Shrugalicious tyranasaurus.

Because due to forced social situations,

we talk 

about things we don't know.

If that's the case,

then no one is real.

What a bummer.

Maybe Ace Ventura is real. 

But who is Ace Ventura?

Personally,

I think he's the secret identity 

of someone producing dubstep.

The true Skrillex.

Neocities

There are wrong impressions,

bad impressions,

and imagined impressions.

Then there's weird online behaviour

born out of desperation

ehh... anons

believing superficial things

to be deeper than they are

is certainly bizarre

but fun to watch

Everyone in an MMO

has a chance to be normal

or crazy.

We should give everyone a fair chance

of impressing us.

Love and friendship

can be scams

if we make people think so.

Scam artists

love the gullible.

Feelings 

are just chemical reactions.

We can develop feelings

for softwares

and sites.

Imagine if nothing had any reason.

And everything is pretty just because.

We'd all be at Neocities.

The White Album

It's one of the better ones. 

Gotta thank a beggar. 

We're all in this together.

It's strange to realize

that we're all below somebody.

She's only 21 and a Barbie.

It's about quality friendship.

Forgive and forget 

and let the good stuff surface.

Internet person.

Real money trading

for a good natured long haired boy.

Internet finds

like dried blood and handwriting.

Relaxing routine.

Internet normies

get a sense of satisfaction

from finishing.

We like humans and human bodies.

And weirdos.

Her colour is purple.

We get immersed in make belief.

Form a party.

It's about a lot of things. 

We are drawn to beauty.

Everyone deserves

a chance to be normal.

DoomFan88

What do games say about people?

That they're 107 of them.

So many yet so little.

It's like a conspiracy.

One can be so casual that they become extreme.

There's no perfect way to be normal.

Everything is a game.

Nothing is real.

A trapped mind, a recycled mind, a small world

Killing all the monsters.

Learning how to human by imitating John Lennon.

Holding a grudge against time puzzles.

Non-stop internet.

Trying sex once before he dies.

In a shared world

everyone's been to Chapel Street.

One day maybe 

he'll be normal, feel normal, think normal

Because of a revolution

Time changes everything. 

Today he's unfazed and unjealoused by bikini bodies.

Accepting his true self.

Not feeling like a stray.

A community found.

Some people can't be saved

Arguments to the left, arguments to the right

It's not our responsibility

We can only do our best.

They can't believe when people are nice.

So many angry people.

Much egg-citement

The feeling of starting over

bubbles

What is the truth when there are 100 million gazillion bubbles?

I don't know. . .

Shrugalicious tyranasaurus.

But at least it beats internalized self-hatred. 

Anime comments are bizarre.

So suspicious of the opposite sex.

weird.

Normies are good for your health.

Bad songs.

They're charming like bad pathfinding AI.

Dey can be an unlikely source __________OF INSPIRATION.

w e ' r e  n o t  d e e p .

Not everything can be as epic as we imagine them to be/

change doesn't come easy

IT'S A MESSY LIFE.

let's become amazing people

Humans are organisms that lie           

but their lies can be more interesting than the truth.

failures.

with a lot of luck and conspiracy

It's impOrtant to empathize with as many people as possible.

because of Deaths in reality tv.

asocial

The social world doesn't have to be chaotic.

North Korea

Some worlds are not connected to other worlds. No one ever finds them. What are they like?

Well, they're like everything. But also, nothing. They're full of commas. But also, full stops.

Michael Bay directed Pearl Harbor. People have seen Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor is big.

Kate Beckinsale was not 50 in that. But a nasty commenter was 80 on his 18th birthday.

The day before Christmas, a weird edgelord tweets out a strange theory about worlds.

It posits that all women are binary. And that mathematics is a scam. And that 2+2=5.

He got to work with Benny Blanco once. Some worlds just pop in and out of existence.

Art for socialism sake is an almost instant big world because it concerns everybody.

This is not North America. This is the internet. There be bubbles of all sizes everywhere.

Nella

No one is real.

Jacob Elordi is her celebrity crush. 

sleeping to jrock...

eating cheese with biscuits...

It's a bubble.

But it's a happy bubble.

Her weirdness

is not enough to cause an earthquake.

What she got

in her room 

is pure maximalism.

Much rizz

from understanding 

human interactions.

Dreaming big

of enby fashion

and Netflix money.

But for now

just chilling

to the worst anime.

ALIEN BREAD ALIEN BREAD ALIEN BREAD

You know... 

we haven't been kind to aliens

Mankind

has not been kind.

We should've just eaten bread.

Alien bread.

It's a boring thing

but it's entertainment for aliens.

Especially since 

they've enabled all the crazy down in normieland. 

1) Randomized enemies...

2) Guy who knows the names of all the actresses...

That kind of thing

extremes

Not everyone

is as brave as Pamela Anderson though.

Sometimes

make up like that gets you the best sleep.

Barry's back. barry good.

500,000 pieces of culture

including Spacehey

teleports you to another place.

Is it SEEART or OAHSIS?

who knows... 

All i know is that Barry's back. 

And that's "barry good". 

Because Ahmed

is no longer turned on

by the 2010s.

Who should we listen to

for personality?

Idk...

So many questions 

in a pretentious game.

I think real experts ask more

and they notice

big age gaps.

The bigness is so big. 

It's like Godzilla vs King Kong.

Mind control is fun

Everyone is crazier than you think. 

They are also more normal than you think.

Some eat bitcoins for breakfast

with Agnes.

Others make weapons using alien metal

for Ashanti.

Virginia is a video game.

Tigerfrost is a video gamer on Youtube.

Not everyone is famous

on Spotify.

But everyone is beautiful and ugly

on Instagram.

What is my brain?

It is the most normal friendly thing ever.

A fan of Minhwan

armed with a light sword.

Especially

when not listening to Beyonce.

They make virtually everything searchable.

Even swamp dragons at Pinkpop.

Making time for socializing

is distracting.

But enjoying things together

can be endless fun.

OiIOIIIO

[rewprlpit tjpigjts

Not being crazy when turning off taps is trying something different. 

There's nothing haunting about fun rap songs. 

Children singing the national anthem, forgetting about the human one.

Everyone is happy completing stuff. 

He doesn't fear death. He's very relatable. 

The unlikely hero comes from Scam City. 

Andrew / Andy was happy quitting small content. 

There's so much CGI in Rihannaland.

Songs are easy and boring.

Other people and other things. And a strong kokoro.

We all have to start somewhere so many times.

Humans have butts but animals have butts too.

The happy and angry shopkeeper is flirting with tongue ulcer.

We're just letting the background video play. 

The rude customer is practicing sitting less to save the future.

Sometimes we're in the mood for a talky-talky piece.

I love the pew pew sounds.

Jrock can be predictably reliable. 

Shopkeeper was a terrific soldier in X-Com. 

Miss Alexander is a fan of the cheaper groceries.

The Shower After Workout Club is full of normal aliens.

The anon from the future has played GTA VI.

How long is a chicken?

Four pillars of community building for AI.

Everyone is beautiful and ugly if you really think about it.

[ lucky ]

not knowing what to do

in between things is unlucky

might as well

name all your soldiers

because smoke grenades are cheap

especially for short muscular men

it's satisfying to watch a pro

cover fast food and death

because it's extremely lucky

to be immersed

in another person's world.

anything to not think about exercise

"Imitating Habits

to Become A Lucky Person

to Find Yourself"

that's a movie made by aliens

it's a piece of fiction

more real than reality

humans can be

little monsters sometimes

everytime we let the animal out

when the broccoli has soften

that's good rng

making bored people feel lucky

Hamster (Sister of Happy Lazer)

since the dawn of wifi

she was the only star of b-movies

featuring 

very clean prisoners wearing make up

her name was Hamster

she was the sister of Happy Lazer

with a very weird script

she's used to 

picking up ammo clips at weird places

it's like a point and click adventure

feeling energized

by physically demanding sidequests

the ability to sight-read music

makes her feel normal

when she's not

reading stories written on walls and desks

an impediment to progress

her quirks

perfectly sculpted 

and famous among Indonesian influencers

her enemy walks witih a limp

so blown away

yet so unimpressed

by her workout routine

Happy Lazer

named after a famous heroine

a chocolate bun sent her to heaven

her name was Happy Lazer

she was as impressive as Faker

with pretty monster designs

making fantasy feel real

her archnemesis 

was a highly attractive male

a fan of dungeons

since the age of negative 4

fascinated with illnesses

and obscure jpop idols

her favourite foods are overnight oats

and happy foods without sugar

she wouldn't know these words

if she were any younger

she makes the most intricate coffee

from a place not on the map

because everyone is ugly and beautiful

and very easy to kill

it gives her a sense of completion

to entertain people 

with song covers and giant robots

making her a very unlikely idol

what goes up must come down

is what guitars say to her

that's why she's good 

at making those bendy bendy sounds

creating

wild characters, wild habits, wild health plans

because people need people

and she needs the weird ones

epsxe

it's tiring 

to think about where you stand

all the time

i don't know what i am

but i know 

that music can take you to another world

or to a place

with every monster

zombies, vampires, everything

even friendly giraffes

to reveal?

or to relate?

sometimes you can do both

move to another country

and stay at your own

on the internet\\

remembering all the people

who were nice to you

like someone 

who knows the names of vtubers

trying something different on the internet

going up the Garuberk Tower

using horror to create calm

we try to be normal

but die by cake

they put sugar in everything

everything goes bye bye

even kimchi fried rice

we get used to upgrades

then we get bored

bagel 217

. baseball cap . fictional company . Manushi Chhillar .

. Lyla Hawking . The Silver Dragon . I'd Rather Sleep .

. Subsonic Eye . guided meditation . Kero Kero Bonito .

. blood sample . The Black Lantern . Pascal Letoublon .

. Raoul Barbet . listening station . The Sunless City .

1. Uber Eats. 1. lithium battery. 1. Ash Twin Project.

2. lock pick. 2. dormant volcano. 2. Grace Bloodlines.

3. Aka Manto. 3. Rain Cove Point. 3. chance encounter.

4. Wisecrack. 4. council meeting. 4. Matthew Porretta.

5. coal mine. 5. graveyard shift. 5. Black Hole Forge. 

- beauty sleep - The Closing Shift - Brown Bear Diner -

- Galen Tipton - Kite Bros Railway - Charlotte Harmon -

- Viva Seifert - Three Seals Motel - Sokolov's Elixir -

- scenic route - cultural landmark - Admiral Havelock -

- Homura Akemi - Marks and Spencer - Coldridge Prison -

bonus: Yoasobi / Black Bear Forest / The Regal Beaver 

germanchinese

what is Belarusian culture?

does it involve bowling video games?

maybe, maybe not

but nobody's snob-checking anybody at the bus stop

so just relax and eat your food

everybody's doing their best

y'know, when you look at the mirror

it's hard to believe that you're alive,

and that you're human

instead of a building

it's like making 1000 babies at once

you need new perspectives

fictional animals 

don't always do it for taxonomists

because games can seem more real and important

especially when you're young

remembering to pay at the restaurant

but forgetting to eat

alys was a beautiful warrior

dealing with the pressures of being popular

it's a crying minigame

where you look up recipes on the internet

causing the stunning revelation

that all the love songs sound the same

oliebolen

imagine healthy oliebolen

or a healthy obsession with oliebolen

either one 

would be a rare thing

like names written on shoes

or ordering an abortion online

people sometimes don't choose

their extreme luck

they just happen

leading people to an extreme high

forgotting misunderstandings

giving birth to new responsibilities

they be trying to kill us

oh so slowly

that's the dark side of the food industry

from everywhere to Gendarmenmarkt 

they all know this

you can never trust it

a prosecution complex is weird

someone always on the defensive

using cookies

to discriminate against others

we are not soccer players

you can't score all the time

orange lemon sideways

in a foreign country

where no one speaks your language

you wonder about life

at exercise o' clock

but choose to not get coffee until pay day

that's relatable to some

fans of billionaires

wishing to be reincarnated

are obsessed with individualism

and immortality

that's not real life

that's an anime

some people need to be superior

others need to be superman

and some just need a juicebox

you'll ever had persimmon?

it's like that

that's a quick fix

a regretless man in his 50s

looking really friendly

was converting oats into muesli

when he said 

he's never had orange lemon sideways

that's some alien fruit

names could be virtually anything

idols use this to their advantage

finding some relatable weird

like buff gamers

it blows their minds

that's one way to stand out

babka

why are you... you?

and not another person?

and what can you do about it?

reincarnation?

i don't think so

people fall into traps

then escape them

using the local language

making everyone a winner

that's so cool

but what is cool?

is it students buying street food?

how often do we know

what we're about?

what is my personality?

sometimes

i'm the dumbest person alive

not knowing anything

scared by my own thoughts

imagining road accidents

there are so many universal stories.

give one of them

10 out of 10 

for relatable protagonist

and good sleep

knowing famous people,

it's the most normal thing ever

it's like unlocking

new levels of secrets and lies

about how we are not songs

your majesty

what goes into the making of a cake?

hair. really good hair

blood

keledek

all the good stuff.

but seriously, your majesty

what is this exercise thing?

is it a new way of looking at things?

what happens if we all forgot about it?

would we still do it under a different name?

i don't know

seriously

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

it's like being in an endless dungeon

procedurally generated

eating food

looking at food

breathing food

are you gonna finish that mango?

can i have some of that mango?

When i saw the dude hand his business card out to a baby, 

I thought I signed up for weirdtown

But it's a lot more than that

it's a journey

a trippy one

Song Ji-Hyo

what is a song?

a person?

an escape? 

a movie? 

the act of drug dealing? 

a trap?

i have no idea

it could be anything

for me,

it's the result

of people trying to make sense 

(for long enough)

everyone gets misunderstood

every once in a while

but what's important 

is the realization 

that humans need love

we get magical with that

madness is crazy

why make a baby?

film a strip mall for a show

because the stuff we say while hyper is worth it

yo

there are more 2nd chances

in the dream world

so you better believe in it

star, sitar, starr

can we make a world

that contains everything?

no.

but we can make something close to it

like beauty

or perfection

it's a trick

an illusion we all chase

so much goes into

a 20 minute episode

that we don't think about it

they feel so real

life as a movie

is weird the second time 'round

full of real life social situations

like free chicken sandwich

how do you even tell 

breakcore songs apart?

non-anxiety edm?

trippy jungle music?

whatever

you just feel like a star

after dealing with

so many nice people

epica

let's talk nonsense

we are in a world, right?

but all we know of this world

is what is shown to us

can we trust that?

art exposes a lot

sense of self-worth

hopes and fears

love of breakcore music

everything is a self-report

personal or not

because people are the stuff of nightmares

and dreams

there are so many bands out there

never late for a smoke sesh

when they feel genuine

they become colourful

some tenor gifs

can convince you

that all billionaires are dead

all at once

because the actor's world 

is not that weird

everyone has watched

everyone else' show

dlrow nepo, evawhtnys

we are not characters

we are people

full of junk

always thinking we know stuff

but we don't

it's better to be part of a whole

tuning in to other ppl's in-game radio

the best of the best

get lost

in another person's inner world

all mysteries

all strangers

sometimes

we don't want answers

we just want

the imagined versions

____

because thoughts and feelings

can be heavy

makes you want

things of no consequence

enohp

why do we need so many flavours?

friends, hair colors, board games

what do they all have in common?

they're plural

we buy hundreds of toys

just to paint over them

why?

just because we can

imagine buying people a birthday for a present

that's got to be expensive

because some thoughts

\really shock the brain

like some people are good at stories

and some people are good at numbers

but some people are good at both

it's like a game without a win state

that would make

a torturous music video

full of people

reluctantly exercising

because busy-ness can make satisfying

and business can make money

and bidness is a very nice word

but based is very hard to pull off

the coffee toilet dilemma

what if all coffee

were to go extinct tomorrow?

how will humanity cope?

will they resort to cannibalism?

or will they start praying again?

because you wanna eat luxury food

like a rich man

but you don't want to die

so you agreed

to clean everyone's toilets

and the world is grateful for that

and much better off

because the toilets were dirty

that being said

we get used to situations fast

so sooner or later

this toilet cleaning arrangement

will explode

and you have to go back to

eating cheap food

what would you do then?

will you make toilet out of coffee

or coffee out of toilet?

or do you just give up entirely?

the questions in life, man

BANANANANANANANANANANANAAN

what do we do

to make fingernail cutting

more bearable?

anything and everything

it's all about balance

a clear head and a pressure video

don't go together

but they can see eye to eye

like a basketball court

or an outing stream

because every culture

finds different things

aesthetically pleasing

the way everyone has 

different comfort characters

so in the end of the day

don't forget

to make harmless noise

they're fun to do

while able to

and don't forget

that band names 

don't have to make sense

they just have to be catchy

like hordufdees

y2k breakfast

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

people gotta be some kind of weird

to wanna create

it's not glamorous

it's not more than

it's just the way it is

the way exercise is something

we do to ourselves

like 15 minutes worth of sunscreen

sometimes,

our problem

is our inability

to commit

i swing back and forth

from full awareness

to full unawareness

like...

do i fully embrace my neurodivergence?

or do i fully hide it?

people try to find answers

in their media

because it's way more fun

but can our brains shaddup

during workout time?

i don't know

i just want chicken breasts

sometimes

"we are everywhere

and we are not bothered"

that is the story of humans

sometimes

other times, we struggle to connect

sometimes

i wish we could all just say

"let's be happy"

and just make happy happen

just like that

but too bad

life doesn't work that way

did you know

that more people have died from fried rice

than they have from relatability?

ye. 

it's so tragic

but what if we all ate the same fried rice

at the same time?

what if all the lonely people 

talked at the same time?

how happy can human beings get?

i don't know

but i know 

we take pain 

and make art out of it

treehouse

we are not characters

we are people

and people like food

that's one thing 

we share in common with animals

sometimes we walk up a building for so long

but still find ourselves

at Ground Floor

that's not what animals do

animals jump

with or without a jump button

humans can't even tell (sometimes)

if they're happy for real 

but what if everything was food?

would we be happy then?

like... happy for sure?

i don't know

interests make interesting

but boredom makes boring

because of fear

fear of imperfection

fear of judgment

but imagine fearing food

that's a whole 'nother level

highway underwater

sometimes 

we don' tknow what we are

or we do 

but we suppress it

via mekitsi 

or coffee

if people are too similar to us, 

it'd be boring

that's why 

conflicts have to happen

giving us drama

or war

how often 

do we change our bedsheets?

and does it matter

if no one knows how happy we are?

i don't know

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

we're all crazy

y'all ever been to niconico?

It's a whole world out there

what is normal?

just when you think you got it

it changes

artists change

we all change

but then 

everyone gets predictable

because of the changing

so why bother?

i don't know

let's not think too much

just listen 

to Health

and experience 

a highway underwater

summoning circle

yo

what if you could buy a golden spoon?

would your life change?

would you stick it up anything?

what would you do with it?

i would use it to eat a granola bar

just for the experience

lol

never overdo a snack

it'll end you

unless you can go up a waterfall

then by all means

be cool

stronk can't be like a primary personality trait

 [3:31 PM]

although 

we sometimes like to try 

what are we, really?

we are all just humans trying to connect

in this world,

the yoga mat is lime green

and broccoli is crunchy

because there's so much you can see or do

real life is like an immersive sim

only better

all-you-can-puke buffet

the world is weird...

it's full of yoga mats

and blue broccolis

self conscious about what you eat,

you join your friends for picnic

preparing yourselves 

for an all-you-can-puke buffet

over there

you can talk to a candy on the floor

it's like a scene 

from Mission Impossible: Horse Broccoli

because in real life,

you can reuse a coffee cup

to drink water

or experience a story

that hurts so good

before becoming 

a non-cursing

family friendly youtuber

that's like the ultimate immersive sim

you can play it however you like

but there's no respawn

at least, not yet

illusion

getting lost

in a 2d world

can be a real vibe

thanks to the artists for the illusions

but have we always sold illusions?

or is that like a new thing?

like... the level of illusion-ing?

escapes and all that jazz?

sometimes

i feel like my weird 

is not so earnest

because i know that i'm weird

when am i performing?

and when am i being real?

i don't know

but i know that 

dungeons are ugly

but beautiful

a procedurally generated one

would give you even more possibilities

random, random, random

then you uncover secrets

new hallways

new mysteries

not every mystery

needs to be solved

sometimes 

it's just fun

to get lost

Shiz (Pop idol's movie)

people don't remember ads

but they're all so positive

where's the death?

what if they included death?

maybe if they include death in their ads

we'd all remember to buy their shiz

death is everywhere

anyways, when i think of adhd people

i immediately count my blessings

i can do this

you can do this

we can do this

a little flaw here

a little flaw there

we're all quirky

yes, normal is a possibility

but you can't hardcore that shiz

we're made to figure out

and be figured out

like a puzzle

robots are different

they have it good

in that they don't mess up

(if we program them right)

but they run out of energy

faster than us

we are complex shiz

we flaw more

like beasts

but right more

in new ways

thinking up new things

is our shiz

like rocket science donuts

or cold hot cocoa

really dumb shiz

hhdhsgfhs

how much of our words

do we really choose?

looking back

they all seem predestined

fighting it

is futile

but doing nothing

would be boring

that's the secret to life for many

experiencing just to experience

don't question too much

unless you're in the mood for it

because questioning can be fun

people with a lot of friends

can also feel lonely

it happens to all of us

death is so random

it'll make you think hard

anyways,

hordufdees!

it's not a shadow dog

nor a space squirrel

it's the password 

to enter Cafe Nowhere

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

weird dream flora

we are not uber talented

we are human

someway somehow

we gotta matter 

butterfly effect

and all that shiz

i don't really know too much about it

it just sounds smart

hordufdees

the game is giving you cheats

should you cheese it?

i mean if you're already down

really down

might as well

start small

let's hangout

where nothing makes sense

because i miss movies

chill movies

you miss talkie movies

we can make a playlist

of rubbish nonsense memes

really destroy our brains

it's the closest thing

to the nothing

you already feel

but if you combine everything

it can feel like everything

and that's pretty dope

Cute Kpop Idols

how to be a good conversationalist?

1. exist. 

2. don't be imaginary.

3. stumble. 

4. make things awkward.

5. learn.

6. try again.

i rate this guide a 6 out of 5.

this dude

this one dude

he's big into kpop 

he knows all the latest songs

i don't know how

he sees himself as awkward

when he has this group of friends

who are all into the same things as him

human beings say stupid things

but every now and then

we stumble upon something profound

and that's dope

bo

what am i?

an introvert?

an extrovert?

i don't know

i think i'm a person

who's gonna die someday

what are you?

hmm...

probably a human

it's embarrassing

it's grand

it's humanizing

it's whatever

it's good 

to be passionate about things

it helps you 

forget about death

think about

- a sandbox physics game

it's boring

i'm boring

you're boring

sometimes i don't know if i'm real

are kpop idols real?

they seem real to people

do we choose to ignore reality? 

is reality overrated?

who knows?

all i know is that i'm gonna die

and air-conditioning is pretty dope

Pretty advertisement boy

I know him

You know him

He's pretty advertisement boy

you're eating in a video game

it fills fulfilling

but pretty advertisement boy

got you thinking

what if...

you were born into a yoga obsessed family?

would you be happier all the time?

or is that an illusion normies portray?

what are normies?

who are they?

will you ever be like them?

can you be a little like them?

will you forget where you came from?

It's embarrassing

to have had depression

but your cards are your cards

everybody dies

and you survived

Pretty advertisement boy

will die too

I can everything

I am goofy, you are goofy, we are goofy

But we are normie too

Very normie

Humans

All part of something

All influencing each other

No matter how big or small

The scale don't matter

We're all in this together

Some in all-black attire. 

Others, grateful for air-conditioning.

whose perspective is normal?

what is our true personality?

does it matter?

don't think too much

just do shit

nova

things get better

with time, effort, and perspective

by looking like Goku

who is Goku?

your mom 

am i doing everything?

or is everything doing me?

idk

goofballs together are strong

learning thru cringe

surviving on old tech

is a kaiju 

with sunglasses for socializing

we are how we feel

and sometimes that's a movie

ugly handwriting

can be dope

like a bad song could be good

pro-gamers

sometimes run on energy drinks

influencers influence

with varying degrees of effect

sometimes

all we need

is internet-level grammar

English Activity Book

the guy's really good at piano

her food's baked with love

a spoiled child is dead

everybody in their English activity book

there be surprises there

deep painful emotional movie

knife through pig meat sound

beautiful unconventional art style

everybody in their English activity book

there be surprises there

other ppl's chores

wholesome friend group

big great rats in the chilli

everybody in their English activity book

there be surprises there

turn off your brain

experience other people's nonsense

it feels normal

pretty normal

what is normal?

idk...

i feel like i'm gonna die by habits

it's always the things you least expect

anyways, who cares?

i got Spiritbox

hordufdees 2

people get over breakups all the time

you break

then you up

that's how you breakup

but Johnny Interesting gets so confused sometimes

he ends up

watching a boss battle

to a game he's unfamiliar with

the rest of the world prefers breakdowns

lore breakdowns

which brings me to

hordufdees

i don't think it's a space dog after all

i think it's a shadow squirrel

not a shadow, nor a squirrel

but a shadow squirrel

this shadow squirrel

is what you want in your party

both in an rpg sense

and an actual party

it can climb walls

and it can teach you mathematics

but above all,

it can do a keg stand

hordufdees

what

is

real ?

i don't know

for some, it's a bag of crisp

for others, it's a Joywave vinyl 

for me, it's hordufdees

but what is hordufdees?

it's a shadow dog

not a shadow

nor a dog

but a shadow dog

it speaks German,

lives in Lithuania,

and is culturally Dutch

it often hangs out

in your grandfather's discord server

very popular dude

the shadow dog is everyone's friend

but no one knows its name is hordufdees

why?

i don't know

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

colorful umbrella jellyfish

how do you know if you're crazy?

i don't know

big social extravaganza

we can do this!

colorful umbrella jellyfish

depression is sneaky

but when not?

when far from it?

a cloudy mind

colorful umbrella jellyfish

you can feel fake or real

no one knows how you really feel

the trick is

not overthinking it

colorful umbrella jellyfish

letting yourself feel sad

with a song that makes feel epic

comfort food

that reminds you of better times

colorful umbrella jellyfish

some escape all the time

and when they fall 

they can't get up

so you must make the right mixtape

colorful umbrella jellyfish

a floating mirror

as you travel back and forth between worlds

you start to wonder

what is normal?

one is full of neurodivergence

the other is something you're half ashamed of

which is you?

idk

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

does it matter tho?

what matters

is that we're all trying our best

even the ones who are depressed

the people you meet

will always

be right 

everyone is unique

ideas come cheap

and no one is great

the universe decided

that Mick and Keith

are gonna be one hundred percent complementary

who how why?

i don't know

but it always seem to be that way

Guilford Dog

found a sad poem about nothing

and 'nothing' is fun

buying snacks for your roommates,

your fascinations come out one by one

realizing that everyone's a geek

when you're feeling geek too

time is limited

and grading a subjective thing is hard

but with your friends

anything is possible

like a personal photo album made public

you can view it in your dungeon house

not overchecking is nice

but it's also nice

when the computer always has new things to say

like "Hello, there"

"WElcome to create n paint"

your cacti don't care about water

people can have selfish manifestations

no matter how flawed everyone is

but so many weirdos together

can make feel normal

and not single

we are all dying and dead

bagel 216

. distortion pedal . Tokyo Tea Room . Amstrad . 

. Microphone Fiend . Macintosh Plus . Vertigo . 

. Red Dragon Grill . George Clanton . blowgun . 

. building manager . Ezra Albertine . Kitboga .

. Seattle Starcade . Lady Love Dies . BuffPup .

   

1. Amanita Design. 1. Hell Divers. 1. parasol.

2. clearance sale. 2. low profile. 2. boyband.

3. Jill Valentine. 3. Riley Lethe. 3. dossier.

4. Arkane Studios. 4. beach house. 4. tontine.

5. publicity tour. 5. gas station. 5. Shenpai.

                     

- childhood friend - Anna Voralberg - Aralbad -

- Serguei Borodine - Salt Lake City - canteen -

- Murder She Wrote - Andrew Jackson - trinket -

- medicine cabinet - Georgia Fowler - Aniplex -

- Melina Matsoukas - Emily Bindiger - fårikål -

bonus: heavy heart / Barbara Jagger / PepsiCo