Sunday, November 5, 2023

hordufdees 2

people get over breakups all the time
you break
then you up
that's how you breakup

but Johnny Interesting gets so confused sometimes
he ends up
watching a boss battle
to a game he's unfamiliar with

the rest of the world prefers breakdowns
lore breakdowns
which brings me to
hordufdees

i don't think it's a space dog after all
i think it's a shadow squirrel
not a shadow, nor a squirrel
but a shadow squirrel

this shadow squirrel
is what you want in your party
both in an rpg sense
and an actual party

it can climb walls
and it can teach you mathematics
but above all,
it can do a keg stand

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