hordufdees

what

is

real ?

i don't know

for some, it's a bag of crisp

for others, it's a Joywave vinyl 

for me, it's hordufdees

but what is hordufdees?

it's a shadow dog

not a shadow

nor a dog

but a shadow dog

it speaks German,

lives in Lithuania,

and is culturally Dutch

it often hangs out

in your grandfather's discord server

very popular dude

the shadow dog is everyone's friend

but no one knows its name is hordufdees

why?

i don't know

shrugalicious tyranasaurus