UFO

People are not who they say they are. 

They're more or less. 

For example,

women don't eat.

They sniff out food to create good memories. 

It's weird.

But that's the only truth we know

We don't know anything else.

 

For example,

when are we real?

Nobody knows for sure.

Shrugalicious tyranasaurus.

Because due to forced social situations,

we talk 

about things we don't know.

If that's the case,

then no one is real.

What a bummer.

Maybe Ace Ventura is real. 

But who is Ace Ventura?

Personally,

I think he's the secret identity 

of someone producing dubstep.

The true Skrillex.