Monday, November 27, 2023

germanchinese

what is Belarusian culture?
does it involve bowling video games?
maybe, maybe not
but nobody's snob-checking anybody at the bus stop
so just relax and eat your food
everybody's doing their best

y'know, when you look at the mirror
it's hard to believe that you're alive,
and that you're human
instead of a building
it's like making 1000 babies at once
you need new perspectives

fictional animals 
don't always do it for taxonomists
because games can seem more real and important
especially when you're young
remembering to pay at the restaurant
but forgetting to eat

alys was a beautiful warrior
dealing with the pressures of being popular
it's a crying minigame
where you look up recipes on the internet
causing the stunning revelation
that all the love songs sound the same

oliebolen

imagine healthy oliebolen
or a healthy obsession with oliebolen
either one 
would be a rare thing
like names written on shoes
or ordering an abortion online

people sometimes don't choose
their extreme luck
they just happen
leading people to an extreme high
forgotting misunderstandings
giving birth to new responsibilities

they be trying to kill us
oh so slowly
that's the dark side of the food industry
from everywhere to Gendarmenmarkt 
they all know this
you can never trust it

a prosecution complex is weird
someone always on the defensive
using cookies
to discriminate against others
we are not soccer players
you can't score all the time

orange lemon sideways

in a foreign country
where no one speaks your language
you wonder about life
at exercise o' clock
but choose to not get coffee until pay day
that's relatable to some

fans of billionaires
wishing to be reincarnated
are obsessed with individualism
and immortality
that's not real life
that's an anime

some people need to be superior
others need to be superman
and some just need a juicebox
you'll ever had persimmon?
it's like that
that's a quick fix

a regretless man in his 50s
looking really friendly
was converting oats into muesli
when he said 
he's never had orange lemon sideways
that's some alien fruit

names could be virtually anything
idols use this to their advantage
finding some relatable weird
like buff gamers
it blows their minds
that's one way to stand out

babka

why are you... you?
and not another person?
and what can you do about it?
reincarnation?
i don't think so

people fall into traps
then escape them
using the local language
making everyone a winner
that's so cool

but what is cool?
is it students buying street food?
how often do we know
what we're about?
what is my personality?

sometimes
i'm the dumbest person alive
not knowing anything
scared by my own thoughts
imagining road accidents

there are so many universal stories.
give one of them
10 out of 10 
for relatable protagonist
and good sleep

knowing famous people,
it's the most normal thing ever
it's like unlocking
new levels of secrets and lies
about how we are not songs

Saturday, November 25, 2023

your majesty

what goes into the making of a cake?
hair. really good hair
blood
keledek
all the good stuff.

but seriously, your majesty
what is this exercise thing?
is it a new way of looking at things?
what happens if we all forgot about it?
would we still do it under a different name?

i don't know
seriously
shrugalicious tyranasaurus
it's like being in an endless dungeon
procedurally generated

eating food
looking at food
breathing food
are you gonna finish that mango?
can i have some of that mango?

When i saw the dude hand his business card out to a baby, 
I thought I signed up for weirdtown
But it's a lot more than that
it's a journey
a trippy one

Song Ji-Hyo

what is a song?

a person?
an escape? 
a movie? 
the act of drug dealing? 
a trap?

i have no idea
it could be anything

for me,
it's the result
of people trying to make sense 
(for long enough)

everyone gets misunderstood
every once in a while

but what's important 
is the realization 
that humans need love

we get magical with that

madness is crazy
why make a baby?

film a strip mall for a show
because the stuff we say while hyper is worth it

yo

there are more 2nd chances
in the dream world

so you better believe in it

Sunday, November 19, 2023

star, sitar, starr

can we make a world
that contains everything?
no.
but we can make something close to it

like beauty
or perfection
it's a trick
an illusion we all chase

so much goes into
a 20 minute episode
that we don't think about it
they feel so real

life as a movie
is weird the second time 'round
full of real life social situations
like free chicken sandwich

how do you even tell 
breakcore songs apart?
non-anxiety edm?
trippy jungle music?

whatever
you just feel like a star
after dealing with
so many nice people

epica

let's talk nonsense

we are in a world, right?
but all we know of this world
is what is shown to us
can we trust that?

art exposes a lot
sense of self-worth
hopes and fears
love of breakcore music

everything is a self-report
personal or not
because people are the stuff of nightmares
and dreams

there are so many bands out there
never late for a smoke sesh
when they feel genuine
they become colourful

some tenor gifs
can convince you
that all billionaires are dead
all at once

because the actor's world 
is not that weird
everyone has watched
everyone else' show

dlrow nepo, evawhtnys

we are not characters
we are people

full of junk
always thinking we know stuff

but we don't
it's better to be part of a whole

tuning in to other ppl's in-game radio
the best of the best

get lost
in another person's inner world

all mysteries
all strangers

sometimes
we don't want answers

we just want
the imagined versions

____

because thoughts and feelings
can be heavy

makes you want
things of no consequence

enohp

why do we need so many flavours?
friends, hair colors, board games
what do they all have in common?
they're plural

we buy hundreds of toys
just to paint over them
why?
just because we can

imagine buying people a birthday for a present
that's got to be expensive
because some thoughts
\really shock the brain

like some people are good at stories
and some people are good at numbers
but some people are good at both
it's like a game without a win state

that would make
a torturous music video
full of people
reluctantly exercising

because busy-ness can make satisfying
and business can make money
and bidness is a very nice word
but based is very hard to pull off

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

the coffee toilet dilemma

what if all coffee
were to go extinct tomorrow?
how will humanity cope?

will they resort to cannibalism?
or will they start praying again?

because you wanna eat luxury food
like a rich man
but you don't want to die

so you agreed
to clean everyone's toilets

and the world is grateful for that
and much better off
because the toilets were dirty

that being said
we get used to situations fast

so sooner or later
this toilet cleaning arrangement
will explode

and you have to go back to
eating cheap food

what would you do then?
will you make toilet out of coffee
or coffee out of toilet?

or do you just give up entirely?
the questions in life, man

BANANANANANANANANANANANAAN

what do we do
to make fingernail cutting
more bearable?

anything and everything
it's all about balance

a clear head and a pressure video
don't go together
but they can see eye to eye

like a basketball court
or an outing stream

because every culture
finds different things
aesthetically pleasing

the way everyone has 
different comfort characters

so in the end of the day
don't forget
to make harmless noise

they're fun to do
while able to

and don't forget
that band names 
don't have to make sense

they just have to be catchy
like hordufdees

y2k breakfast

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

people gotta be some kind of weird
to wanna create

it's not glamorous
it's not more than

it's just the way it is

the way exercise is something
we do to ourselves

like 15 minutes worth of sunscreen

sometimes,
our problem
is our inability
to commit

i swing back and forth
from full awareness
to full unawareness

like...

do i fully embrace my neurodivergence?
or do i fully hide it?

people try to find answers
in their media

because it's way more fun

but can our brains shaddup
during workout time?

i don't know

i just want chicken breasts

Tuesday, November 14, 2023

sometimes

"we are everywhere
and we are not bothered"

that is the story of humans
sometimes

other times, we struggle to connect

sometimes
i wish we could all just say
"let's be happy"
and just make happy happen
just like that

but too bad
life doesn't work that way

did you know
that more people have died from fried rice
than they have from relatability?

ye. 

it's so tragic

but what if we all ate the same fried rice
at the same time?

what if all the lonely people 
talked at the same time?

how happy can human beings get?
i don't know

but i know 
we take pain 
and make art out of it

treehouse

we are not characters
we are people

and people like food

that's one thing 
we share in common with animals

sometimes we walk up a building for so long
but still find ourselves
at Ground Floor

that's not what animals do

animals jump
with or without a jump button

humans can't even tell (sometimes)
if they're happy for real 

but what if everything was food?
would we be happy then?

like... happy for sure?

i don't know

interests make interesting
but boredom makes boring

because of fear

fear of imperfection
fear of judgment

but imagine fearing food

that's a whole 'nother level

Saturday, November 11, 2023

highway underwater

sometimes 
we don' tknow what we are
or we do 
but we suppress it
via mekitsi 
or coffee

if people are too similar to us, 
it'd be boring
that's why 
conflicts have to happen
giving us drama
or war

how often 
do we change our bedsheets?
and does it matter
if no one knows how happy we are?
i don't know
shrugalicious tyranasaurus

we're all crazy
y'all ever been to niconico?
It's a whole world out there
what is normal?
just when you think you got it
it changes

artists change
we all change
but then 
everyone gets predictable
because of the changing
so why bother?

i don't know
let's not think too much
just listen 
to Health
and experience 
a highway underwater

summoning circle

yo
what if you could buy a golden spoon?
would your life change?
would you stick it up anything?
what would you do with it?

i would use it to eat a granola bar
just for the experience

lol

never overdo a snack
it'll end you
unless you can go up a waterfall
then by all means
be cool

stronk can't be like a primary personality trait
 [3:31 PM]

although 
we sometimes like to try 
what are we, really?
we are all just humans trying to connect

in this world,
the yoga mat is lime green
and broccoli is crunchy

because there's so much you can see or do
real life is like an immersive sim
only better

Friday, November 10, 2023

all-you-can-puke buffet

the world is weird...
it's full of yoga mats
and blue broccolis

self conscious about what you eat,
you join your friends for picnic
preparing yourselves 
for an all-you-can-puke buffet

over there
you can talk to a candy on the floor

it's like a scene 
from Mission Impossible: Horse Broccoli

because in real life,
you can reuse a coffee cup
to drink water
or experience a story
that hurts so good
before becoming 
a non-cursing
family friendly youtuber

that's like the ultimate immersive sim
you can play it however you like
but there's no respawn

at least, not yet

Wednesday, November 8, 2023

illusion

getting lost
in a 2d world
can be a real vibe
thanks to the artists for the illusions

but have we always sold illusions?
or is that like a new thing?
like... the level of illusion-ing?
escapes and all that jazz?

sometimes
i feel like my weird 
is not so earnest
because i know that i'm weird

when am i performing?
and when am i being real?
i don't know
but i know that 

dungeons are ugly
but beautiful
a procedurally generated one
would give you even more possibilities

random, random, random
then you uncover secrets
new hallways
new mysteries

not every mystery
needs to be solved
sometimes 
it's just fun
to get lost

Shiz (Pop idol's movie)

people don't remember ads
but they're all so positive
where's the death?
what if they included death?
maybe if they include death in their ads
we'd all remember to buy their shiz
death is everywhere

anyways, when i think of adhd people
i immediately count my blessings

i can do this
you can do this
we can do this

a little flaw here
a little flaw there
we're all quirky

yes, normal is a possibility
but you can't hardcore that shiz

we're made to figure out
and be figured out
like a puzzle

robots are different
they have it good
in that they don't mess up
(if we program them right)
but they run out of energy
faster than us

we are complex shiz
we flaw more
like beasts
but right more
in new ways

thinking up new things
is our shiz

like rocket science donuts
or cold hot cocoa
really dumb shiz

hhdhsgfhs

how much of our words
do we really choose?
looking back
they all seem predestined
fighting it
is futile
but doing nothing
would be boring

that's the secret to life for many
experiencing just to experience
don't question too much
unless you're in the mood for it
because questioning can be fun

people with a lot of friends
can also feel lonely
it happens to all of us
death is so random
it'll make you think hard

anyways,

hordufdees!

it's not a shadow dog
nor a space squirrel
it's the password 
to enter Cafe Nowhere

Monday, November 6, 2023

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

weird dream flora


we are not uber talented
we are human
someway somehow
we gotta matter 
butterfly effect
and all that shiz
i don't really know too much about it
it just sounds smart

hordufdees

the game is giving you cheats
should you cheese it?
i mean if you're already down
really down

might as well

start small


let's hangout
where nothing makes sense
because i miss movies
chill movies
you miss talkie movies


we can make a playlist
of rubbish nonsense memes
really destroy our brains



it's the closest thing
to the nothing
you already feel
but if you combine everything
it can feel like everything

and that's pretty dope

Cute Kpop Idols

how to be a good conversationalist?

1. exist. 
2. don't be imaginary.
3. stumble. 
4. make things awkward.
5. learn.
6. try again.

i rate this guide a 6 out of 5.


this dude
this one dude
he's big into kpop 
he knows all the latest songs
i don't know how
he sees himself as awkward
when he has this group of friends
who are all into the same things as him


human beings say stupid things


but every now and then


we stumble upon something profound


and that's dope

bo

what am i?
an introvert?
an extrovert?
i don't know

i think i'm a person
who's gonna die someday

what are you?

hmm...

probably a human

it's embarrassing
it's grand
it's humanizing
it's whatever


it's good 
to be passionate about things
it helps you 
forget about death

think about
- a sandbox physics game

it's boring
i'm boring
you're boring

sometimes i don't know if i'm real
are kpop idols real?
they seem real to people

do we choose to ignore reality? 
is reality overrated?
who knows?

all i know is that i'm gonna die
and air-conditioning is pretty dope

Sunday, November 5, 2023

Pretty advertisement boy

I know him
You know him
He's pretty advertisement boy

you're eating in a video game
it fills fulfilling
but pretty advertisement boy
got you thinking

what if...

you were born into a yoga obsessed family?
would you be happier all the time?
or is that an illusion normies portray?
what are normies?
who are they?

will you ever be like them?
can you be a little like them?

will you forget where you came from?

It's embarrassing
to have had depression
but your cards are your cards

everybody dies
and you survived

Pretty advertisement boy
will die too

I can everything

I am goofy, you are goofy, we are goofy
But we are normie too
Very normie
Humans
All part of something
All influencing each other

No matter how big or small
The scale don't matter
We're all in this together

Some in all-black attire. 
Others, grateful for air-conditioning.
whose perspective is normal?
what is our true personality?

does it matter?

don't think too much
just do shit

nova

things get better
with time, effort, and perspective
by looking like Goku
who is Goku?
your mom 

am i doing everything?
or is everything doing me?
idk
goofballs together are strong
learning thru cringe

surviving on old tech
is a kaiju 
with sunglasses for socializing
we are how we feel
and sometimes that's a movie

ugly handwriting
can be dope
like a bad song could be good
pro-gamers
sometimes run on energy drinks

influencers influence
with varying degrees of effect
sometimes
all we need
is internet-level grammar

English Activity Book

the guy's really good at piano
her food's baked with love
a spoiled child is dead
everybody in their English activity book
there be surprises there

deep painful emotional movie
knife through pig meat sound
beautiful unconventional art style
everybody in their English activity book
there be surprises there

other ppl's chores
wholesome friend group
big great rats in the chilli
everybody in their English activity book
there be surprises there

turn off your brain
experience other people's nonsense
it feels normal
pretty normal
what is normal?
idk...
i feel like i'm gonna die by habits
it's always the things you least expect

anyways, who cares?
i got Spiritbox

hordufdees 2

people get over breakups all the time
you break
then you up
that's how you breakup

but Johnny Interesting gets so confused sometimes
he ends up
watching a boss battle
to a game he's unfamiliar with

the rest of the world prefers breakdowns
lore breakdowns
which brings me to
hordufdees

i don't think it's a space dog after all
i think it's a shadow squirrel
not a shadow, nor a squirrel
but a shadow squirrel

this shadow squirrel
is what you want in your party
both in an rpg sense
and an actual party

it can climb walls
and it can teach you mathematics
but above all,
it can do a keg stand

hordufdees

what

is

real ?


i don't know
for some, it's a bag of crisp
for others, it's a Joywave vinyl 
for me, it's hordufdees

but what is hordufdees?
it's a shadow dog
not a shadow
nor a dog
but a shadow dog

it speaks German,
lives in Lithuania,
and is culturally Dutch
it often hangs out
in your grandfather's discord server

very popular dude
the shadow dog is everyone's friend
but no one knows its name is hordufdees

why?
i don't know

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

Friday, November 3, 2023

colorful umbrella jellyfish

how do you know if you're crazy?
i don't know
big social extravaganza
we can do this!
colorful umbrella jellyfish

depression is sneaky
but when not?
when far from it?
a cloudy mind
colorful umbrella jellyfish

you can feel fake or real
no one knows how you really feel
the trick is
not overthinking it
colorful umbrella jellyfish

letting yourself feel sad
with a song that makes feel epic
comfort food
that reminds you of better times
colorful umbrella jellyfish

some escape all the time
and when they fall 
they can't get up
so you must make the right mixtape
colorful umbrella jellyfish

a floating mirror

as you travel back and forth between worlds
you start to wonder
what is normal?

one is full of neurodivergence
the other is something you're half ashamed of
which is you?

idk
shrugalicious tyranasaurus
does it matter tho?

what matters
is that we're all trying our best
even the ones who are depressed

the people you meet
will always
be right 

everyone is unique
ideas come cheap
and no one is great

the universe decided
that Mick and Keith
are gonna be one hundred percent complementary

who how why?
i don't know
but it always seem to be that way

Guilford Dog

found a sad poem about nothing
and 'nothing' is fun
buying snacks for your roommates,
your fascinations come out one by one
realizing that everyone's a geek
when you're feeling geek too

time is limited
and grading a subjective thing is hard
but with your friends
anything is possible
like a personal photo album made public
you can view it in your dungeon house

not overchecking is nice
but it's also nice
when the computer always has new things to say
like "Hello, there"
"WElcome to create n paint"
your cacti don't care about water

people can have selfish manifestations
no matter how flawed everyone is
but so many weirdos together
can make feel normal
and not single
we are all dying and dead

bagel 216

. distortion pedal . Tokyo Tea Room . Amstrad . 
. Microphone Fiend . Macintosh Plus . Vertigo . 
. Red Dragon Grill . George Clanton . blowgun . 
. building manager . Ezra Albertine . Kitboga .
. Seattle Starcade . Lady Love Dies . BuffPup .
   
1. Amanita Design. 1. Hell Divers. 1. parasol.
2. clearance sale. 2. low profile. 2. boyband.
3. Jill Valentine. 3. Riley Lethe. 3. dossier.
4. Arkane Studios. 4. beach house. 4. tontine.
5. publicity tour. 5. gas station. 5. Shenpai.
                     
- childhood friend - Anna Voralberg - Aralbad -
- Serguei Borodine - Salt Lake City - canteen -
- Murder She Wrote - Andrew Jackson - trinket -
- medicine cabinet - Georgia Fowler - Aniplex -
- Melina Matsoukas - Emily Bindiger - fårikål -

bonus: heavy heart / Barbara Jagger / PepsiCo




Wednesday, November 1, 2023

a slice of cake

not a fish
or a chicken
but a slice of cake

imagine 100 Gecs eating it

everything makes sense
once you consider death
but then again

immortality sounds sweet

being high 
in demand
can be very demanding

it requires a slice of cake

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

the history of broccoli

10 hundred thousand years ago,
a girl was looking for broccoli
it didn't exist yet
but what is important to one
can be important to thousands
friends, hearts, happiness...
even sounds that have never existed 
in the history of the universe

they say...
if you eat kibinai everyday, 
your teeth will fall off

dat's the good ending

becuase if there was 100 seconds in a minute
you'd have time to kill

why do people watch sports?
the same reason why people watch games
for the culture
but why do people watch culture?
idk

imagine you're at an obstacle course

what would you do?

exactly

mini kitchen

i have to pet myself in the back
for making really good coffee

no one has uncovered this but me
it feels like a mega achievement

a supercomputer
an open world

granted, they're all die-able
but what isn't?

Bad Omens has lyrics
but Spiritbox ALSO has lyrics

we are cringe
but animals are also cringe

just try to be cool about being cringe
take no fall damage

Monday, October 30, 2023

gecs

i think i had the right idea
no ants in the cup
just lovers in your cupboard
every second is epic
observing from a distance

you can watch a 20 minute video
in just 10 minutes
"how to put papaya into words"
good at so many things
unlocking that snobbish heart

the glitches are interesting
it's like a breakcore party
only recognized artists
same themes but perfected
doing it for the trends

connecting to faraway strangers
anonymous video) essays
don't cheese the challenges
embrace the progress / growth
with fan letters and messages

ei...

we're bringing aliens together!
some not balanced 
they have whole sections blocked off
yeah, let's wake to Alan Wake 2
forget non problems

because we are all monkeys in the end

try something different= 
walk on walls
clean other ppl's homes if you like
learn their workout routines
volunteer

explore all the multiple endings

i want to be blown away
Use your friend's mini bar
bad bad music
stars are they now
now ar ethey stars

not everyone knows how to human

chicken,rice, broccoli
a background in ghost science
your ideal world
Zero superiority complex
just big gibberish metalcore

if it's too good to be true

Sunday, October 29, 2023

grandma stealth

some things
have no purpose

like a stressless fruit
or a death snack
just as long as you don't overthink

the secret
is easier than the puzzle

don't always
check the normies
we are normies

bananas can be really big

we collect boring super literal pieces
then jam to Neil Young

people are beautiful
people are ugly
people are skeleton

Life advice:
How to everything

You can't

Thank you

tall and fit

Bloods are Cities
and the low foot traffic places
don't always
feel like death

official gameplay reveal:
Hair and Shampoo
by mexican actor model in Japan
doing space musing

we are colorful and predictable and boring and stupid
you can build a universe

Sleep Well or Sleep Hell 
we are all the things
and nothing
because we are high!

music video from 2001
it's clumsy
to not true to yourself
Sharing a person

connected computers playing videos games
At The Old School Library

there are no hard truths
Only harder truths
calm and happy
radiohead

people are not poets 
we are dead
dealing with 
negative or all feelings

River, Max, Stage, Avery = Boyband
wildly different lives

agoraphobics

we are not
nerdy or cool or deep

she said, 

"with the last of his money
should he watch
the new freddy movie?"

everything decays
but a cartoon dinosaur

and the toothbrush shall live
longer than any of us
it stronk!

in it, it will preserve
memories that don't matter

_____________________

the secret
to happiness
is sometimes

waiting
and perspective

and food


:egg: :broccoli: :cookie: :fish: :owl: :olive: :candy: :pig: :trident: :bug: :pizza: :black_cat: :frog: :black_joker: :turtle: :dodo: :potato: :bubbles: :croissant: :shark: :strawberry:

Saturday, October 28, 2023

banana cactus

Saturday / Sunday Promotion
Stream your personality
with Final Fantasy 4: The Revenge
featuring special guest:
The The - the most menacing dog band

Excited to eat something unhealthy?
Get used to anime voice
Let the cringe drown you 
Tour the world as Banana Cactus
Go live on the internet

instead of rationalizing hate
= dance

Chocolate doesn't have to kill
Discussing philosophy 
Many things we're not in
are imagined as heaven
like the country of Lithuania

you heard about it so much
you no longer care

tall

do you know your personality?
and is it important?

i don't know

what are fruits?
things you put in your mouth

so imagine the world 
as one big family

and never say never again
unless you have to say it twice

it's like Deltarune 
but in real life

ye

what are we?
creatures that are going to die and know it

Friday, October 27, 2023

temple

happy coffee
sad coffee
cactus

_a hardworking boyband
brains' patterns

if you search 
"rock band" on youtube
you get results

everything you are
gets questioned

there are no 
guilty pleasures
everything 

is a mistake
we all learn from

we not
as smart
as we think 

does history matter?
yes. no. maybe.

the world gets reset
if you die
in game

same themes
different variations

7:08 pm

other people's 
epic things
are not always
chicken and egg

sometimes
they're Taylor Swift
othertimes
they're miniscule

whatever it is
The Fifth Element movie
is a movie

and in it,
we are aliens

7:08 pm
0:08 pm

6:00 am
6:00 pm

lol
getting exposed
for acts of kindness

never apply sunscreen
at 12:30 am

unless you want 
to open a portal
to the dark dimension

jelly

it easy

blown away

platitudes


sometime
it better
to just
jelly
and health

thoughts
of carefree
when they fun
recounting
best drinks

"MAY I HAVE HORDUFDEES"

"I know they like me. 
But who more?"

wheel

playing
with time 
is fun
shaving
off time

being efficient
time management

beats multitasking

just skip the boring parts
get to the meaty parts
learn at the learning parts

happy writings
make happy
better yet
an experienced writer
writing it

title- nude

will

some puzzles
are brain breaking

but do not.
be scared.
to-feel-good
by will

who is will?

good question...

a puzzle piece thingy
from Netherlands

if you take him / it
and fit him 
in your daily life
you'd feel better
or different

more different, 
than better

and somtimes...
different
or new
is a good start
to happy

outside the box

it's possible 
to break 
a cycle

and 
to ride
a motorcycle

there are 
no great 
people

only 
people

and anyone
can think
outside 
the box

HORDUFDEES!
DEEZ NUTS!

testplayers

we are not 
fictional characters

but we can 

know who we are

for a while

we'll just have to accept
the pensive songs
when we can't

it's nobody's business
but everybody's business
how shameful 
or down
something is

because in the end of the day
we're all testplayers

everyone will pry
when you die

Thursday, October 26, 2023

chicken at the end of the world

What does a chicken think about
before it dies?

death
class systems
purpled hair monsters

relatable stuff
mood

sometimes
it thinks about quantum mechanics
and celebrity scientists

gates of light

what makes us special?
nothing

just stay curious
and stop thinking about it (death)

the best knowledge?
no knowledge

Iki Express is a konbini

isekai

100 million gajillion
reasons why 
we simulate

making reality
complex
letting fantasy happen

but berdly
sometiems, 
we don't want to deal

making us wish
for normies
and basketball

side sstory:

you just found out
the cool guy
is not cool

dolphins

imagine
no real feels

just escapes

but every now and then

understanding
human fun

knowing
what you are

for a time

till you forget

creating room
for pensive songs

letting yourself feel
angst and beauty

coffee

some things require 
not checking the phone

that a truth
from here to Lithuania
give your brain a break

today
don't existential crisis

look away from the crazies
just be normal
and positive

- explore a band
- let yourself feel sadness
- Kero Kero Bonito

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

the room between

puzzles make you feel smart
but we're all stupid

we have strange strange motivators

like _____________
not dying, food and new

all with deeper reasons
that we can't quite figure out

but whatever it is
let's make everything cool, y'know?

find the portals

i'm the guy who makes them
so you can be too

let's do it
the high of first things is crazy

positive

what is exercise?
an exercise in futility?
lol. no

i think it has something to do 
with something

i think it's wanting to do something
but not being able to

i think we're all boring
until we imagine stuff

especially when dealing with the tedious

because plain things are pretty things
when simulated

either that

 or we have to genuinely figure out
this multiverse thing

tomatoegg

Ramune

you guys ever wonder how cake was made?
no?
me neither

but we can make a behind-the-scenes
for friends and stuff

then we can stop thinking about death
and just have marshmallows

we're all gonna die anyway

know what i mean?

anyways...

songs are up
songs are down
which one is you?

you're not more one than the other
but it doesn't stop us from trying, y'know?

it's like trying to forget about death

it sucks

anyways, have a good day
ramune

chocolate tea

would you rather be
predictable with friends?
or original but friendless?

i'd rather be Toby Fox
coming up with plots and secrets and stuff

that'd be swell

because if everyone is right
no one is left

that's an acquired taste


you know, you could've had one girlfriend
or ten girlfriends

does it matter?

the busker's laptop still runs on xp

Mission Impossible: Horse Broccoli

it's okay to be casual
but what is casual?
a t-shirt?
or the way you like a cornier era?
idk...

whatever it is...
it's not a myth
normal can be done. we all do it

it's a Choose Your Own Adventure you can't choose
like Mission Impossible: Horse Broccoli
my favorite kind of movie

you can like it now
or you can like it forever

but you can't dislike water

water is everywhere (home, outside, fruits)

but do you guys believe in horses?
i don't
i think they're more real than Santa Claus

but that's just me
Horse Broccoli

Monday, October 23, 2023

e-sports

what is a real person?
an exercise pill?
balance?
or a fantasy kid?

i understand that deleting is permanent
but where do these things go?

another universe?

you can explore another universe
or eat another culture's food
either way it's okay

\
but dogs are humans of the dog world,
right?
so what are we?

some dogs are bothered
by time differences
that are better than other people
but the active gang
couldn't be bothered

because dodging fireworks is fun
everyting is rated whatever / 10

Saturday, October 21, 2023

jevil

what is blue metal?
i don't know...

it could be an aesthetic
it could be a trend
it could be a -core

does it matter?
it's not everything
i mean, it's just a thing
no matter what that thing is
can't be that big of a thing

but super nerdy stuff tho
like the stuff with the cringe
and the quirks
and the weirdness


but self-aware

that stuff...

when you're in it, you're in it
makes you feel special


i'm ashamed when i like the stuff
idk how i really feel
is it a pleasure?
or a guilty pleasure?
idk

Thursday, October 19, 2023

bagel 215

. birthday gift . Carl Stucky . Interior Worlds .
. Nomada Studio . avid reader . Rikiya Miyamoto .              
. Timber Hearth . third wheel . Wrenhaven River .
. summer school . craft beers . systemic racism .
. Keith Ballard . HARP + PONY . honeymoon phase .
  
1. Arcadia Bay. 1. Feldspar. 1. feather falling.
2. bird feeder. 2. Ada Choi. 2. character sheet.
3. Jenn Murphy. 3. DaftPina. 3. Lisbeth Fischer.
4. Fatal Frame. 4. Bossa Uh. 4. Lucy Rose Jones.
5. small drink. 5. fukumean. 5. tortured artist.
                                              
- special agent - On the Road - singing lessons -
- As Dusk Falls - Goldie Hawn - Maxine Williams -
- Charles Cecil - Kerry Bishé - insider trading -
- advice column - Babymorocco - songwriting duo -
- Jimmy Buffett - Napa Valley - beat generation -

bonus: Game Boy / Elise Avery / social services 




Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Cafe Nowhere 2

280,000 years ago,
a star was born

in it was a social media star
and in it
was a galaxy

and that galaxy had a name
but that name i forgot

you guys ever wondered
about the invention of timezones?

yea. me neither. 

but somewhere in that star/galaxy/person,
is a place called Cafe Nowhere

and that place is dope

Monday, October 16, 2023

Cafe Nowhere

idk if it qualifies as a star mystery
but it does make you think / wonder

what and where is Cafe Nowhre?

is it a sun?
a sun made by an alien species?
or is it a room?

a room in your mind?

who knows...

my opinion? we're all humans
except for cats

and dogs

and anglerfishes
they're not human

anyways...

remember to always
and goodnight

Sunday, October 15, 2023

strawberry pink punk

One was me. The other was spaghetti.
Rock + spaghetti = acquaintance
LOL
There were birthdays everywhere
and everyone has having cake

it was epic.

anyways, strawberry pink punk

Question no. 1 
do you have the cinema door key
to access the alien gods?

No. 

Question no. 2?

sometimes not understanding dogs
do you just put everything into it?

No.

Hmm... 
sergio
ask him.

Monday, October 9, 2023

bagel 214

. illusion of choice . Runebee . bean bag .
. Forza Motorsport 6 . lookism . Kalafina .
. Desert Dream Motel . Neo Cab . Jon Snow .
. baking competition . Lavazza . escargot .
. Notes From A Wrist . Kevduit . clerihew .

1. Coyote Peterson. 1. Jesus. 1. hangover.
2. double expresso. 2. HIMYM. 2. Jay Holt.
3. Murni Discovery. 3. Hwasa. 3. Amerzone.
4. The Diamond Age. 4. Usj 2. 4. Iggy Pop.
5. romantic comedy. 5. rummy. 5. crockery.

- history of science - Fox Bop - Dopefish -
- Super Mario Galaxy - 2 Mello - Ashnikko -
- Better Noise Films - Aaliyah - BBC Reel -
- broken controllers - enknee1 - Engadget -
- Shōsetsuka ni Narō - Prodeus - Two Feet -

bonus: SDP Interlude / Aritzia / mindvacy




Tuesday, October 3, 2023

hanging out at the radio station

heyo,
Michelle Reis is an actress.
tgere are plenty of pppl in this world
who's name you don' know
actors, atresses, 

kitties are kittens of the cat world
if you live near the police

but
have y'all ever ventured into another country's pop scene?

there's always 
sum complex reason behind why we find anything pretty

anyways...

before you go,

remember that
Broccoli is crunchy
Banana is springy 
and Cactus is prickly

Sunday, October 1, 2023

bagel 213

. music festival . Bandai . Josh Freese .
. Liv and Maddie . guitar . light verse .
. Forgotton Anne . jacket . Tracer Tong .
. spring chicken . Portal . Adam Jensen .
. Gilbert Renton . eggnog . Intrigue KL .

1. Angel Prost. 1. Oct. 1. Olivia Dunne.
2. movie night. 2. mod. 2. Mike Portnoy.
3. Hannah Hart. 3. TRT. 3. Andrew Baena.
4. Zach Baylin. 4. 王OK. 4. Kota Hoshino. 
5. tennis club. 5. PS5. 5. Brent Faiyaz.
  
- strxwberrymilk - family - Kim Horcher -
- Firewall Ultra - Joel G - Ash Millman -
- Gemma Atkinson - Blonde - Tosin Abasi -
- gauze compress - Mugler - David Gandy -
- Addison Timlin - Babbdi - Killer Bean -
                            
bonus: clockpunk / cancer / ninth grade




Monday, September 25, 2023

tomatoegg

how is everyone alive? 
i hope everyone's alive

so, anyways... 
tomatoegg
not exactly sure what it is
but i hear it has something to do 
wif travelling between konbinis 
via some sort of portal

it's either the name for the portal
or the act of travelling via said portal

how eggs-citing

good night,
don't die

Saturday, September 23, 2023

bagel 212

. white collar crime . Timothy Leary . locomotive .  
. Animals as Leaders . Robin Roberts . mixed herb . 
. WhatCulture Gaming . Get Him Back! . spark plug .
. aerospace engineer . Kylie Minogue . Senra Nina .
. More Perfect Union . Walter Simons . Ava Martin .
   
1. Gustave Passeri. 1. Komkolzgrad. 1. Misty Mice.
2. school shooting. 2. Kate Walker. 2. skate punk.
3. Helena Romanski. 3. Tiro Finale. 3. boyfriends.
4. Ninja Sex Party. 4. Amelia Gray. 4. green herb.
5. social networks. 5. Mick Gordon. 5. depression.
                                               
- stockholm syndrome - Darrius Fears - Claudia Li -
- Sad Boyz (podcast) - Michael Cripe - Cool Cymru -
- Epic Records Japan - union busting - Doobydobap -
- ancient manuscript - West Duchovny - Gold's Gym -
- Thelma Schoonmaker - A Hat in Time - Kim Min Ji -

bonus: Kayla Itsines / Luminous Path / Yves Tumor 




Sunday, September 17, 2023

is ice coffee real?

i dunno...
sounds neat. 
but i heard from sumone
(the first neurodivergent human being
to grace Discord. 
the first and only. 
so social norms don't fit him.)
he told me that it was all one big conspiracy.

that ice coffee is made by aliens. 


hmm... 
i don't know what to make of that

but iced coffee is a whole other story though

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

bagel 211

. m0NESY . Madison Pettis . dead drop .
. FACEIT . James Hoffmann . VersaLife .
. Future . Rize Kamishiro . Pukkelpop .
. banosh . Crimson Desert . Ibxtoycat .
. Selaco . beta oxidation . Song Kang .

1. RTX. 1. Angela Alvarez. 1. Noobert.
2. AHC. 2. Backlog Battle. 2. InStyle.
3. TRX. 3. Gravity Rush 2. 3. ENA day.
4. PS5. 4. Naomi Campbell. 4. Heavy D.
5. RPG. 5. Before You Buy. 5. tagalog.
           
- rector - Nippon Budokan - Yung Lain -
- Yakuza - harmonic minor - wall curl -
- Decode - Collard Greens - Kocowa TV -
- arthoe - Rockstar Games - Kana-Boon -
- Aimsey - Justin Bonfini - Project L -

bonus: 1 / Misery Signals / Hoyoverse




Tuesday, September 12, 2023

bagel 210

. vegan cookie . Not for Broadcast . Logan Marshall-Green .
. Halston Sage . Cheekface Factory . Goodbye Volcano High .
. Floor Jansen . The Barrel (song) . digital marketplaces .
. dirtbag left . Chase Sui Wonders . True Panther Records .
. Super Potato . Zenless Zone Zero . The First Descendant .

1. Will Wood. 1. Hemlocke Springs. 1. lithium-ion battery.
2. story dlc. 2. Joseph Manderley. 2. Ana Frango Elétrico.
3. Sora Choi. 3. data entry clerk. 3. Alila Medical Media.
4. Meshuggah. 4. Slauson Malone 1. 4. Hope's Peak Academy.
5. youth org. 5. old library book. 5. public relationship.

- hero shooter - Healthcare Triage - rheumatoid arthritis -
- Alan Wheeler - Vampire Survivors - Rocket Power (album) -
- Laura Bailey - Fruits (magazine) - Good Morning America -
- retro future - Meg 2: The Trench - Distractible Podcast -
- Victor Borba - COVID-19 pandemic - The Little Rock Nine -

bonus: Persona / rec.music.hip-hop / High Low with EmRata 




Sunday, September 3, 2023

bagel 209

. insulin resistance . dormant volcano . raindrop cake .
. New York, New York . strawberry milk . Nintendo Life .
. Anime News Network . Astro Alexandra . Steven Wilson .
. weak ego formation . Analogue Pocket . Guthrie Govan .
. Four Dan actresses . The Thaumaturge . electric fish .

1. Travis Northup. 1. Killing Floor 3. 1. Soccer Mommy.
2. surreal moment. 2. WorldStarHipHop. 2. Natalia Tena.
3. Channel Orange. 3. Elisha Cuthbert. 3. dark fantasy.
4. Want to TIE-UP. 4. Pamela Anderson. 4. WrestleQuest.
5. review embargo. 5. high rise jeans. 5. Joey Thurman.
                      
- state of emergency - Michelle Keegan - Bobbi Althoff -
- Taking Back Sunday - Leon S. Kennedy - Knocked Loose -
- American rock band - Animal Crossing - Physical: 100 -
- thought experiment - Silicon Knights - Electric Feel -
- Camilla Luddington - Paula Carregosa - Green Machine -

bonus: Austin Dickey / Youtube Premium / Susanna Hoffs 




Wednesday, August 30, 2023

bagel 208

. certified Pilates trainer . Final Lap Tour . Digital Extremes .
. Divinity: Original Sin II . Love in Taipei . Dinand par Ferdi .
. HANABIE. Official Youtube . Suzanne Somers . Romancing SaGa 3 .
. father of the atomic bomb . WSS Playground . Ottawa Bluesfest .
. Headbangers Rhythm Royale . Daddy Warbucks . Maggie Robertson .

1. Girl's Reform Manifest. 1. Rule of Rose. 1. Harley Pasternak.
2. pasta and grain salads. 2. Wu-Tang Clan. 2. fat burning zone.
3. Obsidian Entertainment. 3. Victor Borba. 3. Shadows of Doubt.
4. 3 Days of a Blind Girl. 4. Ninja Theory. 4. Ghent University.
5. carpal tunnel syndrome. 5. indie sleaze. 5. athletic trainer.
                                               
- music publishing business - Roger Frampton - social isolation -
- Leaders of the New School - Hollywood Bowl - All That Remains -
- Vinesauce: The Full Sauce - Laura Dennison - Oscar De La Hoya -
- multinational corporation - binge watching - one child policy -
- Seoul National University - climate change - POPSUGAR Fitness -
  
bonus: Shadows are Security / Karina (aespa) / The Fear of Fear 





Tuesday, August 29, 2023

bagel 207

. butterfly top . Girl's Not Grey . discord kitten .
. Julie Andrews . jalapeno popper . Stew Leonard's .
. Twisted Metal . MovementbyDavid . official audio .
. post hardcore . Paula Carregosa . Second Thought .
. Alba Baptista . Crash Bandicoot . Village Grocer .

1. HappySqueak. 1. success story. 1. Denise Austin.
2. zumba class. 2. Caleb Mallery. 2. One Punch Man.
3. Death Grips. 3. mad scientist. 3. digital nomad.
4. Silverchair. 4. Andy Rehfeldt. 4. Simon Phoenix.
5. gaming news. 5. Emma Langevin. 5. elite gymnast.
      
- mental health - motion sickness - Pee-wee Herman -
- Do It So Good - genetic lottery - Volumes (band) -
- Gemini Lounge - Life By The Sea - James Marriott -
- teriyaki bowl - Pokémon Emerald - Joseph Pilates -
- Megan Rapinoe - The Blue Hearts - In This Moment -

bonus: Plankton / One Step Closer / Armored Core 6 





Tuesday, August 22, 2023

bagel 206

. labour movement . chinese vegetable stir fry . Devolver Digital .
. FictionJunction . Today’s Good Day & So Epic . Balan Wonderland .
. PermanentViolet . first-person shooter games . Deadly Cheer Mom .
. corporate greed . Californian metalcore band . 3 Peens in a Pod .
. Youtube Premium . We Fell in Love in October . Headbangers Ball .

1. FunkyFrogBait. 1. Once More 'Round the Sun. 1. social dynamics.
2. action horror. 2. Minions: The Rise of Gru. 2. extreme athlete.
3. Trudie Styler. 3. Courage the Cowardly Dog. 3. Midnight Cowboy.
4. Robert Altman. 4. The Adventures of Tintin. 4. Baldur's Gate 3.
5. method acting. 5. Saturday-morning cartoon. 5. Mortal Kombat 1.

- platonic friend - Danganronpa: The Animation - industrial metal -
- Epitaph Records - Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix - running magazine -
- Oliver Buckland - Institute of Human Anatomy - class solidarity -
- symphonic metal - Osaki ni Shitsurei Shimasu - Yoshihisa Hirano -
- Masafumi Takada - Attack of the Killer Queen - Life Will Change -

bonus: CrystAAHHL / popular twitch personality / August Burns Red 




bagel 205

. garage house . Bukkyo Dendo Kyokai . Gummi Ship .
. Romee Strijd . superiority complex . Stray Gods . 
. Tobias Forge . ensemble voice cast . Ernie Ball .
. garlic bread . exercise physiology . Architects .
. PBS NewsHour . Hollywood cigarette . Loserfruit .

1. Corpus Edax. 1. OfficialNerdCubed. 1. leftists.
2. monoculture. 2. Children of Bodom. 2. Demiurge.
3. Joey McHale. 3. Asking Alexandria. 3. Openload.
4. Imogen Heap. 4. Ghost of Tsushima. 4. Ashnikko.
5. health goth. 5. A Day to Remember. 5. 2 Chainz.

- extreme heat - video game websites - Deep Ellum -
- Gorilla Mind - cable lateral raise - RackaRacka -
- Longyearbyen - Valentina Tomilenko - Threadless -
- tourist trap - Boku no Natsuyasumi - GamingBolt -   
- Cosmo Canyon - mixed berry cobbler - Belarusian -

bonus: Wargasm / Leonardo Das Cabrio / Papa Roach 




Wednesday, August 16, 2023

bagel 204

. fashion week preparation . Under Armour . Kris Tyson .
. You Give Love a Bad Name . Abou Zakkour . MapleStory . 
. National Board of Review . ground bison . I'm Donut? .
. parasocial relationships . union leader . Rena Malik .
. Makan Factory (Aeon Big) . Arin Babaian . Barotrauma .

1. The Charismatic Voice. 1. Cha Eun Woo. 1. lava cake.
2. exercise physiologist. 2. Abram Engle. 2. East Asia.
3. Red Dead Redemption 2. 3. Lola Brooke. 3. Pink Tape.
4. John Hopkins Medicine. 4. Clipperdawg. 4. More Life.
5. progressive metalcore. 5. Central Cee. 5. ChapStick.

- protein chocolate mousse - Debate Scrum - cardiology -
- You're So Fucking Pretty - audio mixing - Max Derrat -
- My Friendly Neighborhood - Makoto Naegi - StreetPass -
- sugarless instant coffee - civet coffee - Tribe Nine -
- University of California - period drama - ConnorDawg -

bonus: means of production / Whip My Hair / Bild Lilli 




Monday, August 14, 2023

bagel 203

. clean house . Oversimplified . Caleb McLaughlin .
. Yellowstone . Sensorium Bali . Among the Hidden .
. Sanne Vloet . John Krasinski . police brutality .
. air hostess . leather jacket . Astro's Playroom .
. Adam Frater . Kyoto Protocol . social community .

1. LazarBeam. 1. Code Mistake. 1. Earl Sweatshirt.
2. worldview. 2. laptop music. 2. culinary school.
3. Yuyoyuppe. 3. Ruth Handler. 3. Baldur's Gate 3.
4. Matchaful. 4. Tom Nicholas. 4. Steven Universe.
5. metalhead. 5. social norms. 5. Anthony Vincent.

- parakin fan - Spice and Wolf - Simone De La Rue -
- Dino Crisis - Big Bad Bosses - Chuckle Sandwich -
- Sam Heughan - Chocolate Rain - boyfriend blazer -
- house music - Marble Madness - Moonrise Kingdom -
- Lea Delaria - boomer shooter - James Earl Jones -

bonus: Eleine / New York Dolls / Every Time I Die




Saturday, August 12, 2023

bagel 202

. macro bowl . Alhan Gençay . shoegaze .
. Viewfinder . Polish vodka . Deftones .
. Lee Min Ki . Kyle Gallner . Returnal .
. phthalates . Sidney Lumet . Paledusk .
. Kaya Piker . Willem Dafoe . Cryofuel .

1. Omegaball. 1. maca root. 1. chocobo.
2. socialism. 2. Burna Boy. 2. Destiny.
3. ET Canada. 3. Grey Daze. 3. Spotify.
4. deathcore. 4. melatonin. 4. Android.
5. aspartame. 5. Unsighted. 5. patrons.
               
- horror rpg - Chase Hudson - Munchy's -
- Pajama Sam - Quavo Huncho - cat game -
- Adolfo Tex - Karuppu Sami - Razbuten -
- soft power - Coconut Mall - Man Down - 
- Baja Blast - Corpse Party - Lil Tjay -

bonus: cajun / CBS Mornings / Fandango




Wednesday, August 9, 2023

bagel 201

. protein shake . Mac DeMarco . AliExpress .
. Jeremy Ethier . alexithymia . Teen Vogue .
. Puffy AmiYumi . Angus Cloud . bitofalice .
. thrill seeker . maca powder . Nina Agdal .
. Natsuki Karin . Hang Nguyen . Pussy Riot . 

1. Tom DeLonge. 1. Neocities. 1. Babymetal.
2. smart phone. 2. Meshuggah. 2. deathcore.
3. Haley Kalil. 3. Sevendust. 3. Auronplay.
4. Code Orange. 4. Tom Cardy. 4. Aisha Rae.
5. firefighter. 5. Steve Vai. 5. Oli Sykes.
  
- pumpkin seeds - Samurai Cop - Salad Days -
- Jeppe Carlsen - Maria Brink - Champorado -
- Shadow Hearts - Jason Walsh - CantoMando -
- crystal mommy - Fatal Frame - SayMaxWell -
- Alex Terrible - Salem Ilese - Fenne Lily -

bonus: 100 Gecs / SchoolBoy Q / Nina Agdal




Tuesday, August 8, 2023

bagel 200

. gorilla row . Reborn Superstar! . Southpaw .
. The Lobster . Dolores O'Riordan . LADBible .
. Ryan Garcia . Rudolph Valentino . Issa Rae .
. twitch raid . fitness community . vocaloid .
. StairMaster . Just Roll With It . Andy Lau .

1. Ladybeard. 1. Masayoshi Soken. 1. Mercari.
2. giddiness. 2. Oliver Sjostrom. 2. Lumalee.
3. MojoPlays. 3. cautionary tale. 3. Yoasobi.
4. Blue Lock. 4. Citizen Sleeper. 4. sasaeng.
5. solipsism. 5. food insecurity. 5. Garbage.

- healthy fat - 29 American lives - Simu Liu - 
- Silva Hound - Killswitch Engage - Ebifried -
- French wine - Caitlin Shoemaker - Ufotable -
- mango puree - Starforge Systems - Sam Lake -
- Entenmann's - nucleus accumbens - Anson Lo -

bonus: cringe / Extra Punctuation / The Used




Monday, August 7, 2023

bagel 199

. enclothed cognition . Tocaya Modern Mexican . West Edmonton Mall .
. Hybrid Calisthenics . 1MILLION Dance Studio . physical therapist .
. Digital Underground . School of Visual Arts . Pink Gorilla Games .
. strawberry horchata . Chamber Of Reflection . underground rapper .
. Nutiva Hemp Protein . Annapurna Interactive . classic punk album .

1. Juliana Chahayed. 1. Metaphor: ReFantazio. 1. What's In My Bag?.
2. arrowroot powder. 2. official music video. 2. Ali Forney Center.
3. Hieronymus Bosch. 3. Jamie Campbell Bower. 3. World of Warcraft.
4. Steven Van Zandt. 4. Entertainment Weekly. 4. Warriors of Light.
5. guest appearance. 5. Canadian Tire Centre. 5. Naughty By Nature.

- sustainable fashion - Hyperdimension Galaxy - physical therapist -
- Motionless in White - La rue de notre amour - insulin resistance -
- Planescape: Torment - Derek and the Dominos - Echo Night: Beyond -
- one hundred million - music club activities - strongest passport -
- Gregory Horror Show - supernatural entities - professional baker -

bonus: Super Meat Boy / The Howard Stern Show / existential crisis 




Sunday, August 6, 2023

bagel 198

. chicken breast . Finnish symphonic metal . Bob Marley: One Love .
. Cemented Minds . Snapdragon Elite Gaming . intermittent fasting .
. Turbo Overkill . artificial intelligence . Hollywood accounting .
. obesity expert . Needy Streamer Overload . Distractible Podcast .
. Paryss Bryanne . social media influencer . Sofia Richie Grainge .

1. Alex Forrest. 1. Brand New Idol Society. 1. Metal Hammer Japan.
2. space marine. 2. Cecil B. DeMille Award. 2. Dicks: The Musical.
3. Alana Misako. 3. MarVista Entertainment. 3. Livin' on a Prayer.
4. Barbenheimer. 4. natural history museum. 4. guitar playthrough.
5. calisthenics. 5. Cards Against Humanity. 5. Naraka: Bladepoint.

- music composer - Resident Evil 2 trainer - Japanese pop culture -
- Pandora Palace - Arkansas National Guard - Career Opportunities -
- Bradley Martyn - Love Song for a Vampire - Nicola Peltz Beckham -
- eight-hour day - The Unlikely Candidates - Rivers in the Desert -
- Jack and Jones - Anything Goes (podcast) - Good Morning America -

bonus: sous chef / chocolate brioche bread / PaRappa the Rapper 2