Thursday, February 1, 2024

cool cheap food by The Clash

the buffet 
to feed the poor
is jam packed with features.
it is open world.
it is cheap.
and it's a one-of-a-kind communal experience.

everyone got a taste
of the random word generator.
no two experiences are alike. 

a rockstar
flew in by plane.
(as opposed to boat or car).
and he bought merch.
he also donated.
so everyone got to pay for the food.

"may you live forever"
everyone says before dinner.
because the food was enjoyable.

it's a new kind of common. 
it's a new kind of majority.
it's a new kind of relatability. 
there were plenty of laptops.
there were all body sizes.
there were all kinds of fashion.

the more varied, the better.
and so was the food
the food was good.

sport out!

i am cute.
i am dude.
but i gotta preserve it. 
make order out of chaos.
give life meaning.
sport out!

one has to be brave
to not let stagnancy creep in.
because life is short
and death is alluring.

animals can be dope
when responsibility is king.
the donut asphyxiated
can't believe the freewheelin.

i am youth.
i am truth.
but i gotta sweat for it.
make order out of chaos.
fight entropy.
sport out!

her Sunday Funday
with the personal trainer.
an introduction to a happy community.
bridge to the extrovert world.

unbelievable beauties 
make cheat meals out of french kisses.
by moderating 
the chemicals in their brains.

we are all normal.
we are all crazy.
we are all competitive.
we are all healthy.
sport out!

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

partty for self_aware INTROverts

we get smart about a lot of concepts.

we are fast learning social_creatures.

that one girl does clown hot.

that other guy does furry work.

everyone likes everyone.

everyone plays with competition.

he stopped streaming for 10 days.

he still has loyal viewers.

life goes on for the social. 

life is strange and unusual. IT'S VERY WILD!

based comrad used to close his container 10 times.

based container made him do it only once.

seeing seasons change.

seeing people change.

good internet is like a party for self-aware introverts.

good people keep you moving forward.

rare fruits

i am cringe.
you are cringe.
everyone is cringe.
so cringe.
when we see ourselves,
cringe. 

to post online?
cringe.
to be yourself?
cringe.
to be fixated or have passions?
cringe.

US? 
cringe.
Japan? 
cringe.
Batman?
super cringe.

all of us
are a waste of good looks
when we all
have to go somewhere and poop.

the man on the street.
he's a tech bro capitalist.
ruined his good face 
by neglecting having good sleep.
he once had star power
before he had a coin collection.
even Calvin Klein 
can't shortcut character development. 

even the most normie of us
can feel like anime.
let's go to Kyoto.
they're gonna judge us either way.

life is not 2d
but you can make it be.
they say if you embrace your role / status
as a rare fruit,
you can be hitori no more.
dat's cringe.

you try not to be Ado
but you're like her anyways.
there's no escape.
you are cringe.
we are cringe.
everything is cringe.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I'M SORRY I LIKE THE NEW HANABIE SONG. 
i don't care.
actually, i care too much.
is it a guilty pleasure
or just pleasure?

i don't know. 
cringe.
everything is cringe.



let it cringe (eat that rich people type banana)

so long as the page is blank
you can imagine anything on it. 
but life is finite,
time is finite
and you gotta cringe.
so eat that rich people type banana.

he voted for best girl
to preemptively win.
it beats the queen
who has to try
flirting with every man
in the worst ways possible.

peopel are dope
and varied and crazy.
like groups
such as the anti-soda gang.
like relatable messaging.
like animators going ham. 

so we do cool things.
dream cool things.
sleep cool things.
live cool things.
talkers will always bitch.
doers just let it cringe.

making that pornstar money.
eating that rich people type banana.
life is short.
so eat that rich people type banana.
humans together are strong.
like rich people type banana. 

all is wild 
in a Kate Bush world.
100% approved
by King Normal.
we are social,
audio, and visual.
one million character developments.
unlike animals.

Thursday, January 25, 2024

soda

the new Juicee Fruits song
just came out. 
everyone with a packed schedule
felt it like an earthquake.
as if it was 
a Christopher Nolan movie.
a technical movie.

people are not surprised
outside the fanbase.
they see the how
and it makes them calm.
but there are so many things
going on 
in between the notes.

everyone gets tired
of the idea guy
and the editor. 
we need the hype
as well as the theory.
the human world
needs to feel unlonely.

because in the end of the day,
when everyone 
is their true selves,
they move and get moved.
any concentration of energy
in one place
is bound to cause death.

Aakusti Acoustics

born in 1987,
she's Aakusti's favourite pornstar.
he named and confessed his weirdness.
everyone was impressed.
soon...
everyone else joined in. 
it became a fruitful discussion.

although he may think it,
he's not the first to do it.
there are no firsts.
everything is a continuation. 

what mattered though
is that they noticed.
they reacted.

he started to move with the planet.
little things stopped bothering him.

and now, his circle explores
the dirty and the disgusting
the Panty and the Stocking. 

sushi, DESU NE?

quick escape to alien god paradise
to make forget
office gossip.

beach volleyball at the parking lot.
if you can't make it
to Daten Beach.

make big sushi using raw chicken.
or let your cat
buy you Starbucks.

we only remember the normal people.
life goes on
for the social.

feeling like Ado to cafes hitori.
Chilla's Art
is everybody.

take advantage of a lax schedule.
power of love
within you. 

qreate messy messy mess mess
to bring up
clear skies.

15000 tiny steps with food delivery.
we got this.
everyone is everybody.

in between the messed up fan service,
you feel
a legendary actor.

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Joe Manganiello

clean the toilets,
you get a muffin.
workout
and you'll feel good.
but don't ever feed
the beggar queen.
she'll never stop
following you.

there's no normal
behind the creep.
it's not on you
to babysit.
her ugliness
runs really deep.
block her,
she won't take the hint.

give her friendship,
she wants love.
a little 
is not enough.
capitalist
with no capital.
anti-socialist
parasocial.

identifies with
mass shooters.
blames her past
for her future.
predictors
are easy to predict.
they have no mirrors.
they just creep.

Monday, January 22, 2024

Smile & Cherry

cooking for friends.
traditional food.
in happy gym shirt. 

serving cut fruits
and instant coffee 
for Smash Bros.

light cringe
plus innocence.
a geeky world.

extrovert and introvert.
qute couple.
Smile & Cherry.

true interests
equals strong bonds.
go with the flow.

feeling connections 
& gravity
in real life.

adult gamers
turn cover models.
responsible.

bar night.
accessories. 
iron on patches.

Monday groceries (Ado to cafes hitori)

cats that don't bother your workout
are kakkoii.

only hot people listen to Health.

Ado 
to cafes hitori.
doing. Monday groceries.

my b is bad and bougie. 
cookin' up dope with a Uzi.

the rich victim of riches is Ritchie Rich.
judgmental is... fake, boring, and zero.

gang
at the ready.
no matter the break up.

a cringeless night at the park.
local battle rap.

Ado
with her handsome hair
thinking
while doing Monday groceries.
friends, family, and community.

qonfidence lightens the ocd.

Saturday, January 20, 2024

roommates, the most original chunibyo

Eino feeling the existential crisis
because a new boy made his coffee today. 

the beauty of having normal friends
is never having to lie about your sexuality. 

we like everything but the hook
yet it lives in everyone's minds. 

hanging out with a music critic.
agreeing to never pay for Youtube Premium.

good people who trust each other
see more beauty. 

Mike's awake, his country is asleep.
the most original chunibyo on the internet. /s

sharing with roommates.
getting used to many different personalities.

natural runners
are writing the next Megadeth album 
to make the Tomb Raider soundtrack. 💏

if Tony Jaa
was half-Italian half-Indonesian, 
would he make documentary-style porn?

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

cakesale

HELL YEAH!/
a gang with no perverts. 
Gasabavu is just your ordinary women-lover. 
normal & chill.
Anneli is used to him. 

thankfully no one was born to complain. 
we were smart
going in 3 cars. 👼
how many cakes were we able to sell?
pie charts are a beast. 

regulars make a small portion.
So many new faces. .
with big eyes and long faces
choosing us
over packaged sugar.

it's only season 1.
an arty trailer.
how is it the most viewed?
some people eat different .
green seeweed stuck in their teeth.

Motto ganbatte

creative athletes > chosen people.
they don't blame their failures on minorities. 

normal people everywhere.\
relatable struggles.

onlyy the cool albums.
let's not repeat the same highs. 

everyone's talking about that restaurant.
all-you-can-eat buffet.

playboi carti.
anti-hero appeal.

good memories remain.
continue living.

a nerdy podcast blowing up!
independent. 

loser.
pathetic to the core+ using friend's secret for blackmail. 

what are our true passions?
"literally me"

hanabies. in the sky.

this is amazing!
you got enough in your walk-in closet
to last a year.
might as well put secrets in your hair. 
because i was once a disco king
till i fell 
into the sky.

we are just lucky animals 
in between the backpacking
making trendy typography
so stop dating women.
lying about your sexuality 
won't get a creep to stop creeping. 
he'll die eventually.

and you know you can't wait 
to tell your new friend
about that hobby. 👾
maybe you have a thing for her?
because back when I was 2D,
i was gay.
gay for pixels.  ,           ,

no one's ever died from bingka. yet.
but they put sugar in everything.
how can we be masters of the universe\
if we die so easily? 
people should eat 
however they like
even if it pokes their balls.

a world that spins

getting licked by a dog. so that the imagination never dies. it's his first time trying Turkish food. in the form of pheromones.

legitimate experts. feeling relatedness. giving themselves muscles. inspired by physics. to accept and defy gravity. 

believer of fate. likes justice and telepathy. blames her whole life on parents and babysitters. too good for kindness. 

music about food. in his record collection. gives him social cred and access to Cafe Nowhere. where only the cool are let in.

the tea culture is way different here. dey play songs and stories about snacks. instead of checking out gossip on twitter/x. 

feeling cultured. a world that spins. collectively running against death. there's almost no need to clean up a stalker.

dhere'a s always something new. dirty money. clean money. a softer riper banana. enhancing happiness with ashura-chan.

speeding through mangas. free from know-it-alls. it's a lifestyle thing. with a friend group. dependable and full of gravity.

Sunday, January 14, 2024

SupaFreedom!

cleaning up toilets and picking up trash.
doing what needs to be done.
that;s an epic utaite, 
relatable struggles.
it's fast paced.
SupaFreedom!

anime themes, game competitions, kuih muih.
"fuck it, let's do it all," she says.
gotta earn that bass drop.
dat's a queen number 1.
original Space Dandy.
SupaFreedom!

it's about the people you meet along the way.
cool healthy normal conversations/.
but then you suddenly remember
an infamous hk actress
from the 2010s.
SupaFreedom!

event organizer who does it all and more.
has news nobody cares about.
like alien invasions
rejecting his abs.
never lonely.
SupaFreedom!

staples and traditionals and universals
reflect the people's kokoros.
the madman making sense.
wohoo! rocking pandan.
flavour for yogurt.
SupaFreedom!

to be a part of people who understand each other.
discipline has anything & everything.
even internal gang disputes.
have some tangerines 
when tea time.
SupaFreedom!



Friday, January 12, 2024

Mango Banana Lelouch

swole.
everyday, milk and chia seeds.
at night, all the underground stuff
too busy being happy._
2 happy being busy!

Mango Banana Lelouch.
guitarist of Juicee Fruits.
indie pop band.
all body types.
the musical equivalent of a vending machine.

peace rally.
walking to burn off extra calories.
mocked/teased for having normie tastes
in weirdtown. 
but not at the beach. weeeeeeeee...

heroes
are in love with real life.
do not believe in telepathy.
being normal,
stalkers are par for the course.

to forget his Tinder nightmare,
he drowns them
in soy sauce and wasabi
with us Cruciferous Vegetables
b4 karaoke.

understanding vtubers
is understanding the assignment.
alien gods
looking hot
with human extroversion.



Thursday, January 11, 2024

Jeremy Allen White

come on, come on.
well-connected physically fit nerd. 👰
feeling sexy.
asking about Phantasy Star IV at the information counter.
they only got Stalker Zero. 

Sanna only drinks
the best coffee
for the worst games.
otherwise, she'd feel her teeth being eaten.
especially if they're sweet.

ALL is a movie.
normcore, weirdcore, dreamcore.
even otaku culture.
it's lucky
to know what you like.

every song is a world.
i think Courtney Laplante knows that.
that makes her
cooler than a flip phone
before Flash Player even existed.

yesterday's non-weeb potluck
featured many culture foods.
and the arts
like Planetes
don't feel like a scam. 

non-normies don't
want to be left out of the conversation.
so they set records
like Blue Scuti.
Hanpa nara K.O

Tuesday, January 9, 2024

banana for tea

people are better than movies. 
i had bingka.
bingka is dope/

Olavi.
his friend from school fixed his brain (after the breakup).
they had banana for tea. 👬

some people just have the gravy
with rice
at weddings.

Cleaning. Cleaning the apartment.
to earn
his coffee break.

the streamer
only eats halal.
listening to early Spiritbox. 

in a happy world,
socialists.
cool food, cool drinks, les go.

all the different people are the same!
every country
does eggs.

real life comment section's 
general consensus
= the new Green Day tastes like alcohol.

you can never do anything 100% right.
it's impossible.
food kills.

Sunday, January 7, 2024

biscuits

what is the meaning of life?
"biscuits."
according to one ugly hot, hot ugly. 
they didn't kill him.
they tried.
but he was too strong.
even responsibilities couldn't take him down. 

a meat that was professional and erotic
won the Emmys
for being Meryl Streep
for a day. 👩
but it took tastemakers too seriously.
so it missed 
the chance to represent its hometown.

Betharia dated a food movie reviewer.
it wasn't
a Tinder nightmare story.
it was fireworks.
20 years later,
they share an air fryer
and live in an apartment atop a shopping mall.

people of cringeless worlds with healthy brains
do stuff.
like unionize.
it's our all time favourite number one.
sure beats
the thought
of being better than eveyrone else.



Friday, January 5, 2024

normieboo

two drinks in a row.
naughty.
life is not a shoujo 
but it could be.
otherwise,
those VNs would be so boring. 

let your inner nerd out. 
but too easy
makes your brain too easy.
can't help
the cheap coffee
when not at Starbucks.

don't waste your time
if too similar.
find one
called classic.
dis way you're temporarily
a normieboo.

we are believably zero.
when we stop
believing fiction.
so try
to make
more first times.

Thursday, January 4, 2024

train rhythm in 5/8

the aliens are French.
they speak Germanese.
one of them loves dog oppais.
he's drinking out of them for Dry January.
well, stir well before drinking. 
because it's a secret Meshuggah song.
only available at car washes.

sexually active body pillows.
when a koreaboo hugs them,
we learn that four plus four makes ten. 
that makes you lucky 
like Yoasobi.
always up to date.
art for socialism sake.

my shortbread outlaw
knows his guitarists.
because he is human (after all)
and human rules 
are hard to figure out.
getting bombed by canned food
despite surviving etiquette training. 

his fourth marriage
is to a super beauty of survival.
they do it on a hamster wheel
while on haw flakes
and birth control. 
that's the story of Berlin's pub rock.
lap it like a cat.

Sunday, December 31, 2023

buko pandan

pelik, pelik, pelik, pelik.
but someway somehow
he got his head straight
because the tv in anime is real life
and he found a way inside it.

going to art gang with Japan
to find out what a real person is.
dat's funal funtasy
where the vegetable is fresh
and friends don't inquire what you are. 

late night talk show.
the feeling is mega deja vu. 
because she hates being alone. 
who would buy another person 
a car for a birthday gift?

the friendlies you meet as a barista
like a pilot friend.
he knows that the sky is blue
when it's games night
at the actor's house.

it's like understanding murder.
there comes a time
when a small ripple
becomes a giant wave
after being true to self.

Saturday, December 30, 2023

Osaki Ni Shitsurei Shimasu

doing something that's never been done before. crazy mad or mad crazy. we all come from somewhere. something caused us. let's cause something. The human spirit is amazing. 

a shortcut through the residential area. personal top 200 list. Bar hopping. secret menu of artisanal coffee shop. TRYING A decade. creating rhythm through a new fitness routine.

toy rage. cloud sighting. Weird boyfriends. a madness release (because of inch-resting qast of qharacters). he knows the names of the porn stars. 1.25 speed indonesian movies.

what are people? people are weird creatures. buying snacks for friends in another country. reality is harsh. but also beautiful. Happy happy break with Hanabie's pardon song. 

Tuesday, December 26, 2023

school at night (too many voices to pay attention to_)

ugh... yuck!
bad coffee.
said to be the key to opening multiversal doors. 
(life is not fair
but we help and influence each other. 
it'd be a waste to miss that.)
so just drink that coffee.
and I promise you won't miss any story beats.
monsters, toys, aliens. 
all of it.

because,
as a wise man once said,
if you spend too long sucking on a lollipop,
you'll miss out on centolla fueguina.
amongst other things
like Grande Caramel Nonfat Latte,
Lithuanian snacks,
German bread.
they're all accessible through verse jumping.

some things
are better than everything or nothing
BUT
a lot of somethings
is better than some things.
especially
when it gets close
to everything
or nothing.

making friends 
with the birds
at school
at night,
the mangaka
who loves mangoes
connects with so many worlds.
past, future, present.
because there are too many voices to pay attention to
aside from his own.

Monday, December 25, 2023

penguin

man...
what's my brain?
where are the boring people? 

trippytrippy 


i miss eating in Antarctica.
2021 was so long ago.


back then,
Hasanabi and Ruben Onsu were together
in a dream.
my dream.
where your stalker got to hang out with billionaires. 

that being said,
if they replicated my brain.
it won't be me. 
there'd be another me.

that's why 
it's handy to know first aid.

it gives the villain another face.
a long face.
one that looks like anime. 
like a young Marisa Tomei
enjoying vitamin c.

but they spent too long
sucking on a lollipop
that they missed out on centolla fueguina.

sadz.



Sunday, December 24, 2023

bagel 220

. chupacabras . Akropolis Klaipėda . tuning peg .
. Double Fine . Vilniaus Akropolis . Un Preview .
. Bobby Zilch . Backroom Labyrinth . honor code .
. family time . Sarah Midori Perry . foam sword .
. Dogen Boole . anorexia athletica . town clerk .
                
1. gag order. 1. jelly bean jar. 1. birdwatcher.                   
2. root beer. 2. licensed music. 2. rye whiskey.
3. Lochmarne. 3. coffee thermos. 3. Channelwood.
4. Ave Maria. 4. Karen Reynolds. 4. Haven Point.
5. salt wind. 5. Steph Gingrich. 5. mining town.

- mine rounds - North Oregon Coast - track star -
- Majestic 12 - Kiyosumi Shirakawa - corn syrup -                    
- Jaime Reyes - All Saints Records - Gray Death -
- sleep apnea - Trout Spring Trail - spider web -
- AsapSCIENCE - Sydney Opera House - Lulu Prost -

bonus: Omocat / Hitoribocchi Tokyo / Emily Shaw







The Pontificating King. Ah.

pondering Pon De Ring with a pornbrain.

the pontificating king has gone insane.

holding a grudge against Eiichiro Oda.

boi, this boy sure loves his soda.


the one and only artist in existence.

the greatest and mightiest of victims.

constantly holding out for true love. 

when simple kind gestures are not enough. 


nearby locals, all beneath him.

always in need of babysitting. 

time is filled with gremlin activities.

live in filth till he grows titties.


make believe stories of abuse.

live for glory, waste his youth.

too important to lend a hand.

his life's mission: seek revenge.

madchester

prison guard.
no alcohol.
he only drinks pork and Guinness.
just don't tell him that Guinness is alcoholic. 
miss grumpy
doesn't like picnic.
her one and only dream: to be a twin.
sits alone.

the new album?
they say
it's made for the weird ones.
not the early fans.
so much
can change in a year.
from dnb
to traditional jazz.

group photo
of art science gang _
celebrating 
the rehabilitation of prisoners.
doing cigarattes
for friendly people
who know
what they're willing to die for.

looking swag
after providing help.
everyone wins
when they learn from each other.
the gremlin
waits for a manic pixie.
a watamote
creeping, stalking, perving.

Klaus Kinski

no one is responsible for pudding having sugar.
it is meant to happen.
you can't blame it on the secret police.

watching and rewatching Dunki won't change the fact
that everyone rots.
even international superstars. 

a lucky day with no jealous people nor exploitation
is food delivery.
it brings to mind an essential pop-punk album.

there are no gremlins in a healthy community. 
only people.
why is the internet the way that it is?

thou can shocketh the brain in so many ways.
new days forever
because the author knows people inside out. 

hello, people from the future.
may your head be bald and your nails be cut
by german bread.

Elias is a toptier prison escapist.
you are what you eat. 
so he knows the names of every vtuber and streamer.

like a princess but without all the servants,
spread your wings and fly.
but everyone will know how degenerate you are. 

award show

it's like asking for another kiss right after the first.
make sure you catch everything with your digital camera.
everyone is there.
promoting cool things. 
that one guy appeared in 62 TV shows. 

also, don't put your head in anybody's mouth.
because you can't eat motivation.
what's done is done.
don't overthink your assignment.
nobody's brain is getting rearranged by a gremlin.

we are all meant to make stinkers and bangers.
they teach you either way.
achievement is temporary.
just as long as you get to a dining table
you'll be fine.

people are naturally cute when they help each other.
not when they make themselves king.
kings can be beggars.
weirdos and normies are heroes.
but it's not something everyone wants to watch.

Wednesday, December 20, 2023

messages to the future.

moral doctor.
listening to Bob Dylan.
drinking vending machine coffee.
respect for all lives.
responsible like a hero.

evil can be painfully obvious.
constant self-report.
why are they that way?
it's hard to know 
until we look at the mirror. 

it's a long journey.
an epic journey.
sending messages to the future.
virtually anything
can be a time machine.

so many sus elements
in wish-fulfillment.
but then again,
lotsa discoveries.
ppl enjoyingn alochol.

food lovers are lucky.
their love is easy to explain.
we get tired of things
real fast. 
it's hard to innovate.

universal themes.
a world with no perverts.
expecting the best 
out of everyone.
the excitement of a concert.

ice cream

what do we eat with our eyes?

information,
movies,
other people's favourite things,
but not ice cream. 
maybe anime food.

but that's it.

it's hard to believe you've watched that movie. 
you've had that lined up for so long.
but now you've finished it.

congratulations,
you're human.
and humans have so many needs.

there's not enough music sometimes.
considering how much time is out there.
life is too long. 
the universe is longer. 
music is so hard to trust.

there's always so much to do.

so don't be afraid of time travel
it doesn't exist.

speaking of...

what if Mayuri was a big character?
the world's gotta forget Indiana Jones at some point, right?

right?

lunch break

everything is corny and predictable.
why 10000 views?

Mr. Muscles, J Banana, and Alexei 
got lucky.
turned boring into exciting.

everyone is talented.
everyone is connected.
so don't be crazy.
close the container once.
don't be an anti-normie avoiding anything related to the NFL.

be big in Liverpool
like Mr. Muscles, J Banana, and Alexei.

they never run out of names.

people want the latest games,
you know that?
you can't just put Time Crisis in there
just because you love it.
that's a no bueno.

running an arcade is tricky.
you shouldn't make enby characters just for jokes.

everything is something to somebody.

you gotta respect other people's lifestyles.
because we are all lifestyle people.
gotta try alternative milk.

Mr. Muscles, J Banana, and Alexei
eat together during lunch break.

Speedrunner

good at so many things.

hungry and horny
with skills to back it up.


codename: Speedrunner.

the number one enemy of disgruntled anime fans.

he has a big face.
bigger than his head.

never in love with power. 

and is overwhelmingly beautiful.


comes from the West
lives in the East
sleeps in the South
chills at the beach
born in the North


making history (always)


there are so many normal people
and he is one of them.

dog.

what is a dog?
and are we sure it's an animal?

i say it's a model
enjoying food at an indian wedding.
eating to pass the time.

that's the life.

mountains are mountains
and rivers are rivers. 
but dog is an exotic model.

Italian food is so different in Italy.
she's Italian.
her mother is Italian too.
and so is her brother. 
SHOCK. 

everyone eats food.
that's a fact of life. 

i bet Chris Heria eats food.
i don't know what food exactly.
i don't follow him that much.
but one has to eat 
to have lived as long as he has.

german new year

2023 was so long ago.
tomorrow is a promising day
because of the movie you had lined up.
it's giving you the same feeling
as winning competitions.

what is a real feeling?
is it the attachment one has for a stand fan?
who knows or cares?
swimming and gymnastics
give you life.

our personal truths
can be very unique yet universal.
a familiar tune. 
it's dog psychology
so say something nice.

everyone is Metallica.
are you ready?
this is a private party.
uber clean and strong.
exploding with interests.

one does not change who they are 
simply by cutting their hair.
welcome to the real world.
everyone is a chocolate person.
bonne chance!

all the examples
of things you don't understand
are the same yet different.
I asked Anamizu
if they liked John Wick 4.

happy german new year. 
have some loukoumades.

bagel 219

. spicy nuggets . Loka City . road warrior .
. Typhon Mining . kentongan . Jolena Shore .
. Ethan Lambert . keroncong . Poughkeepsie .
. drinking bird . lunch box . summer break .
. Michelle Reis . Pat Maine . Beaver Creek .

1. Red Edison. 1. Polygon. 1. mango sorbet.
2. blind hope. 2. seasons. 2. Crimson Acid.
3. Home Alone. 3. domains. 3. Cassie Marin.
4. Costa Rica. 4. Haarper. 4. coffee maker.
5. bus ticket. 5. itch.io. 5. tweed jacket.               

- spring wreath - Alan Wake - greasemonkey -
- Chock-O-Crisp - Alex Chen - space rocket -
- Ariana Simard - Sean Diaz - Puerto Lobos -
- small victory - TalcoMart - Esteban Diaz -
- Marconi Union - Slayyyter - Moneybagg Yo -

bonus: artbooks / Jeon Somi / Takuya Oyama




Friday, December 15, 2023

sekai.

oo the world is a big big place
and a small small place.
forget an ameriboo today.
remember a local tomorrow.
because anyone can shine.
naturally cool.
but we can't avoid the cringe.
a sugarbrain that never cleans.
using the famous as mirrors
to avoid any self-reflection.
when we trippytrippy trip trip,
everyone becomes one.
happiness away from gremlins.
rocking Spiritbox lyrics.
connecting people with music
while connecting to people. 
buying food for roommates
and having no regrets.
there is no one right way.
the ultimate immersive sim
is about representing
your place and people.
because being yourself
is being a lot.
___________

in the wondrous world 
of masked singers,
everyone loves an underdog story
because humans can't resist good food.
they're blown away by everyone and everything
looking forward to tomorrow.
defining 
and redefining
the real world
can take the hype levels
beyond 9000
with 
2 hours 
if you're a band from 1993

Nikolay, Maria

regular jogging.
interested in everything.
not hateful of people who try.
minimal babysitting.
they don't save if beyond saving.
heroes with private lives. 

appreciate beauty.
part of community.
love to paint, dance, and sing.
natural travel guides.
they know all the sights.
they do not talk down local things.

[weight on shoulders.
take care of others.
no time for little gremlins.
respect for elders.
providing shelters
for those who help the living.]

keeping connections
with words and actions.
they thrive in normieland.
pursuing passions
amid changing fashions.
so much they understand.

big tyre

liking yourself is not a competition.
it feels great.
you feel handsome.
because the story involves everybody.

what is the world?
it's big, small, and connected.
relatable jank
with perfect skin and teeth.

internet racism
is strong. 
anti-normies proud of their manhwas.
what's everybody searching now?

people are hard to categorize.
the brain takes in 
11 million bits of information every second
according to legend.

adventurers with no broken brains, 
what does a kid know?
entertainers,
irresponsibility, and sweets.

trend awareness
is common in normieland.
and so are
mates apologizing to each other.

understanding characters
makes cool
by broadening horizons.
it's not just a dumb childhood show.

no travelling supplies
in a four by four
for weebs and ameriboos in cringeland.
only comments.

Janku

good things happen for no reason sometimes. 
let it hit when it hits. 
the world get bigger and smaller at the same time. 
very relatable.
days don't have to blend with each other.

a cowboy from the future.
standout jrock maker.
ROBOT DOG Joins The Battle.
OLIVIA RODRIGO impersonator.
laptop made in 2007.

What is my brain? 
What is madness?
What is good taste?
Why are some people so miserable?
what is real? _________________Whatifeverythingmatters

So many big names we forget.
Everyone has an expiry date.
many species go extinct.
all songwriting tricks are predictable.
people come and go.

1) newbies
2) vet
3) experts
4) legends
5) the stuff everyone knows

Measuring hype.
Why are some names bigg?
A positive self-image.
Home.
SO SKILLED you no longer try.

galge

there's loads of junkity junk to get lost in.
trends, animes, non-trends, trans, trans fat.
everything is important
but then again, not.
so might as well try everything
including the stuff we've been avoiding.

difficult people,
when we get in their heads
it's a very otherworldly experience.
eating like a pig
and entertaining wish-fulfillment fantasies.
the stuff you can learn from junk

you forget your own problems
when you're invested in other people's problems.
trash is fuel.
it's easy, it's difficult, it's relatable.
because our intentions have intentions
so we'll never know our true intentions.

but we can open up the world together
and say hello
to weirdos and normies.
it's the accumulation of a hundred million steps.
smiles are easier than you think. (1)
we are how we sleep.

bagel 218

. official tour . Necry Talkie . unexplained problem . 
. Alkaline Trio . Yvette Young . Gremlin Interactive .
. Max Mittelman . Machine Girl . Cherry Lane Theatre .
. civil servant . goguma latte . What Made Maddy Run .
. Stephanie Soo . Jane Remover . Fancy Meat Computer .

1. Steppa Pig. 1. Guitar World. 1. The Neighbourhood.                 
2. bad habits. 2. Tor Anderson. 2. Belgian chocolate.
3. Ember Twin. 3. Bright Falls. 3. grandfather clock.
4. 81 Produce. 4. Jake Baldino. 4. Christabel Annora.
5. noise rock. 5. Crypt Worlds. 5. Kaizen Game Works.
                                 
- federal crime - Robyn Miller - squirrel intestines -
- Future Palace - Gol D. Roger - right-handed hammer -
- Hawt Dawg Man - olive branch - Cauldron Lake Lodge -
- social worker - Wu-Tang Clan - Alabaster Daydreams -
- Kurt Vonnegut - Agathe Falls - Ross's Game Dungeon -
                  
bonus: necklace / Ninth Warden / disorder, disbelief 




Sunday, December 10, 2023

Pikachu

Nothing is real. 
So it's best to just be knowledgable about weird things.
Like bad writing
or fruits.
Picturing people as people 
is better than picturing them as fruits.

Because there's nothing cool 
about a hero nobody likes. 
But everyone can relate 
to responsibilities
or food.
or the biggest world dominating crush.

You can't get the world
to serve one person.
Someone too good
for air or water.
But you can put them
in a big environment in an anime.

Everyone is ugly
and beautiful.
But you can turn your brain off
when you're untrapped and full of love.
It's a way to create new memories.
And socialism.

UFO

People are not who they say they are. 
They're more or less. 

For example,
women don't eat.
They sniff out food to create good memories. 

It's weird.
But that's the only truth we know
We don't know anything else.
 
For example,
when are we real?

Nobody knows for sure.
Shrugalicious tyranasaurus.

Because due to forced social situations,
we talk 
about things we don't know.

If that's the case,
then no one is real.

What a bummer.

Maybe Ace Ventura is real. 
But who is Ace Ventura?

Personally,
I think he's the secret identity 
of someone producing dubstep.

The true Skrillex.

Neocities

There are wrong impressions,
bad impressions,
and imagined impressions.
Then there's weird online behaviour
born out of desperation

ehh... anons
believing superficial things
to be deeper than they are
is certainly bizarre
but fun to watch

Everyone in an MMO
has a chance to be normal
or crazy.
We should give everyone a fair chance
of impressing us.

Love and friendship
can be scams
if we make people think so.
Scam artists
love the gullible.

Feelings 
are just chemical reactions.
We can develop feelings
for softwares
and sites.

Imagine if nothing had any reason.
And everything is pretty just because.
We'd all be at Neocities.

The White Album

It's one of the better ones. 
Gotta thank a beggar. 
We're all in this together.

It's strange to realize
that we're all below somebody.
She's only 21 and a Barbie.

It's about quality friendship.
Forgive and forget 
and let the good stuff surface.

Internet person.
Real money trading
for a good natured long haired boy.

Internet finds
like dried blood and handwriting.
Relaxing routine.

Internet normies
get a sense of satisfaction
from finishing.

We like humans and human bodies.
And weirdos.
Her colour is purple.

We get immersed in make belief.
Form a party.
It's about a lot of things. 

We are drawn to beauty.
Everyone deserves
a chance to be normal.

DoomFan88

What do games say about people?
That they're 107 of them.
So many yet so little.
It's like a conspiracy.
One can be so casual that they become extreme.
There's no perfect way to be normal.

Everything is a game.
Nothing is real.

A trapped mind, a recycled mind, a small world
Killing all the monsters.
Learning how to human by imitating John Lennon.
Holding a grudge against time puzzles.
Non-stop internet.
Trying sex once before he dies.

In a shared world
everyone's been to Chapel Street.

One day maybe 
he'll be normal, feel normal, think normal
Because of a revolution
Time changes everything. 
Today he's unfazed and unjealoused by bikini bodies.
Accepting his true self.

Not feeling like a stray.
A community found.

Some people can't be saved
Arguments to the left, arguments to the right
It's not our responsibility
We can only do our best.
They can't believe when people are nice.
So many angry people.

Much egg-citement
The feeling of starting over

bubbles

What is the truth when there are 100 million gazillion bubbles?
I don't know. . .
Shrugalicious tyranasaurus.
But at least it beats internalized self-hatred. 

Anime comments are bizarre.
So suspicious of the opposite sex.
weird.
Normies are good for your health.

Bad songs.
They're charming like bad pathfinding AI.
Dey can be an unlikely source __________OF INSPIRATION.
w e ' r e  n o t  d e e p .

Not everything can be as epic as we imagine them to be/
change doesn't come easy
IT'S A MESSY LIFE.
let's become amazing people

Humans are organisms that lie           
but their lies can be more interesting than the truth.
failures.
with a lot of luck and conspiracy

It's impOrtant to empathize with as many people as possible.
because of Deaths in reality tv.
asocial
The social world doesn't have to be chaotic.

North Korea

Some worlds are not connected to other worlds. No one ever finds them. What are they like?

Well, they're like everything. But also, nothing. They're full of commas. But also, full stops.

Michael Bay directed Pearl Harbor. People have seen Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor is big.

Kate Beckinsale was not 50 in that. But a nasty commenter was 80 on his 18th birthday.

The day before Christmas, a weird edgelord tweets out a strange theory about worlds.

It posits that all women are binary. And that mathematics is a scam. And that 2+2=5.

He got to work with Benny Blanco once. Some worlds just pop in and out of existence.

Art for socialism sake is an almost instant big world because it concerns everybody.

This is not North America. This is the internet. There be bubbles of all sizes everywhere.

Thursday, December 7, 2023

Nella

No one is real.
Jacob Elordi is her celebrity crush. 

sleeping to jrock...
eating cheese with biscuits...

It's a bubble.
But it's a happy bubble.

Her weirdness
is not enough to cause an earthquake.

What she got
in her room 
is pure maximalism.

Much rizz
from understanding 
human interactions.

Dreaming big
of enby fashion
and Netflix money.

But for now
just chilling
to the worst anime.

ALIEN BREAD ALIEN BREAD ALIEN BREAD

You know... 
we haven't been kind to aliens

Mankind
has not been kind.

We should've just eaten bread.
Alien bread.

It's a boring thing
but it's entertainment for aliens.

Especially since 
they've enabled all the crazy down in normieland. 

1) Randomized enemies...
2) Guy who knows the names of all the actresses...

That kind of thing
extremes

Not everyone
is as brave as Pamela Anderson though.

Sometimes
make up like that gets you the best sleep.

Barry's back. barry good.

500,000 pieces of culture
including Spacehey
teleports you to another place.
Is it SEEART or OAHSIS?
who knows... 

All i know is that Barry's back. 
And that's "barry good". 
Because Ahmed
is no longer turned on
by the 2010s.

Who should we listen to
for personality?
Idk...
So many questions 
in a pretentious game.

I think real experts ask more
and they notice
big age gaps.
The bigness is so big. 
It's like Godzilla vs King Kong.

Mind control is fun

Everyone is crazier than you think. 
They are also more normal than you think.
Some eat bitcoins for breakfast
with Agnes.
Others make weapons using alien metal
for Ashanti.

Virginia is a video game.
Tigerfrost is a video gamer on Youtube.
Not everyone is famous
on Spotify.
But everyone is beautiful and ugly
on Instagram.

What is my brain?
It is the most normal friendly thing ever.
A fan of Minhwan
armed with a light sword.
Especially
when not listening to Beyonce.

They make virtually everything searchable.
Even swamp dragons at Pinkpop.
Making time for socializing
is distracting.
But enjoying things together
can be endless fun.

OiIOIIIO

[rewprlpit tjpigjts

Not being crazy when turning off taps is trying something different. 
There's nothing haunting about fun rap songs. 
Children singing the national anthem, forgetting about the human one.
Everyone is happy completing stuff. 
He doesn't fear death. He's very relatable. 
The unlikely hero comes from Scam City. 
Andrew / Andy was happy quitting small content. 

There's so much CGI in Rihannaland.
Songs are easy and boring.
Other people and other things. And a strong kokoro.
We all have to start somewhere so many times.
Humans have butts but animals have butts too.
The happy and angry shopkeeper is flirting with tongue ulcer.

We're just letting the background video play. 
The rude customer is practicing sitting less to save the future.
Sometimes we're in the mood for a talky-talky piece.
I love the pew pew sounds.
Jrock can be predictably reliable. 
Shopkeeper was a terrific soldier in X-Com. 

Miss Alexander is a fan of the cheaper groceries.
The Shower After Workout Club is full of normal aliens.
The anon from the future has played GTA VI.
How long is a chicken?
Four pillars of community building for AI.
Everyone is beautiful and ugly if you really think about it.

[ lucky ]

not knowing what to do
in between things is unlucky
might as well
name all your soldiers
because smoke grenades are cheap
especially for short muscular men

it's satisfying to watch a pro
cover fast food and death
because it's extremely lucky
to be immersed
in another person's world.
anything to not think about exercise

"Imitating Habits
to Become A Lucky Person
to Find Yourself"
that's a movie made by aliens
it's a piece of fiction
more real than reality

humans can be
little monsters sometimes
everytime we let the animal out
when the broccoli has soften
that's good rng
making bored people feel lucky

Friday, December 1, 2023

Hamster (Sister of Happy Lazer)

since the dawn of wifi
she was the only star of b-movies
featuring 
very clean prisoners wearing make up
her name was Hamster
she was the sister of Happy Lazer

with a very weird script
she's used to 
picking up ammo clips at weird places
it's like a point and click adventure
feeling energized
by physically demanding sidequests

the ability to sight-read music
makes her feel normal
when she's not
reading stories written on walls and desks
an impediment to progress
her quirks

perfectly sculpted 
and famous among Indonesian influencers
her enemy walks witih a limp
so blown away
yet so unimpressed
by her workout routine

Happy Lazer

named after a famous heroine
a chocolate bun sent her to heaven
her name was Happy Lazer
she was as impressive as Faker
with pretty monster designs
making fantasy feel real
her archnemesis 
was a highly attractive male

a fan of dungeons
since the age of negative 4
fascinated with illnesses
and obscure jpop idols
her favourite foods are overnight oats
and happy foods without sugar
she wouldn't know these words
if she were any younger

she makes the most intricate coffee
from a place not on the map
because everyone is ugly and beautiful
and very easy to kill
it gives her a sense of completion
to entertain people 
with song covers and giant robots
making her a very unlikely idol

what goes up must come down
is what guitars say to her
that's why she's good 
at making those bendy bendy sounds
creating
wild characters, wild habits, wild health plans
because people need people
and she needs the weird ones

epsxe

it's tiring 
to think about where you stand
all the time

i don't know what i am
but i know 
that music can take you to another world

or to a place
with every monster
zombies, vampires, everything
even friendly giraffes

to reveal?
or to relate?
sometimes you can do both

move to another country
and stay at your own
on the internet\\

remembering all the people
who were nice to you
like someone 
who knows the names of vtubers

trying something different on the internet
going up the Garuberk Tower
using horror to create calm

we try to be normal
but die by cake
they put sugar in everything

everything goes bye bye
even kimchi fried rice
we get used to upgrades
then we get bored

bagel 217

. baseball cap . fictional company . Manushi Chhillar .
. Lyla Hawking . The Silver Dragon . I'd Rather Sleep .
. Subsonic Eye . guided meditation . Kero Kero Bonito .
. blood sample . The Black Lantern . Pascal Letoublon .
. Raoul Barbet . listening station . The Sunless City .

1. Uber Eats. 1. lithium battery. 1. Ash Twin Project.
2. lock pick. 2. dormant volcano. 2. Grace Bloodlines.
3. Aka Manto. 3. Rain Cove Point. 3. chance encounter.
4. Wisecrack. 4. council meeting. 4. Matthew Porretta.
5. coal mine. 5. graveyard shift. 5. Black Hole Forge. 

- beauty sleep - The Closing Shift - Brown Bear Diner -
- Galen Tipton - Kite Bros Railway - Charlotte Harmon -
- Viva Seifert - Three Seals Motel - Sokolov's Elixir -
- scenic route - cultural landmark - Admiral Havelock -
- Homura Akemi - Marks and Spencer - Coldridge Prison -

bonus: Yoasobi / Black Bear Forest / The Regal Beaver 




Monday, November 27, 2023

germanchinese

what is Belarusian culture?
does it involve bowling video games?
maybe, maybe not
but nobody's snob-checking anybody at the bus stop
so just relax and eat your food
everybody's doing their best

y'know, when you look at the mirror
it's hard to believe that you're alive,
and that you're human
instead of a building
it's like making 1000 babies at once
you need new perspectives

fictional animals 
don't always do it for taxonomists
because games can seem more real and important
especially when you're young
remembering to pay at the restaurant
but forgetting to eat

alys was a beautiful warrior
dealing with the pressures of being popular
it's a crying minigame
where you look up recipes on the internet
causing the stunning revelation
that all the love songs sound the same

oliebolen

imagine healthy oliebolen
or a healthy obsession with oliebolen
either one 
would be a rare thing
like names written on shoes
or ordering an abortion online

people sometimes don't choose
their extreme luck
they just happen
leading people to an extreme high
forgotting misunderstandings
giving birth to new responsibilities

they be trying to kill us
oh so slowly
that's the dark side of the food industry
from everywhere to Gendarmenmarkt 
they all know this
you can never trust it

a prosecution complex is weird
someone always on the defensive
using cookies
to discriminate against others
we are not soccer players
you can't score all the time