germanchinese

what is Belarusian culture?

does it involve bowling video games?

maybe, maybe not

but nobody's snob-checking anybody at the bus stop

so just relax and eat your food

everybody's doing their best

y'know, when you look at the mirror

it's hard to believe that you're alive,

and that you're human

instead of a building

it's like making 1000 babies at once

you need new perspectives

fictional animals 

don't always do it for taxonomists

because games can seem more real and important

especially when you're young

remembering to pay at the restaurant

but forgetting to eat

alys was a beautiful warrior

dealing with the pressures of being popular

it's a crying minigame

where you look up recipes on the internet

causing the stunning revelation

that all the love songs sound the same

oliebolen

imagine healthy oliebolen

or a healthy obsession with oliebolen

either one 

would be a rare thing

like names written on shoes

or ordering an abortion online

people sometimes don't choose

their extreme luck

they just happen

leading people to an extreme high

forgotting misunderstandings

giving birth to new responsibilities

they be trying to kill us

oh so slowly

that's the dark side of the food industry

from everywhere to Gendarmenmarkt 

they all know this

you can never trust it

a prosecution complex is weird

someone always on the defensive

using cookies

to discriminate against others

we are not soccer players

you can't score all the time

orange lemon sideways

in a foreign country

where no one speaks your language

you wonder about life

at exercise o' clock

but choose to not get coffee until pay day

that's relatable to some

fans of billionaires

wishing to be reincarnated

are obsessed with individualism

and immortality

that's not real life

that's an anime

some people need to be superior

others need to be superman

and some just need a juicebox

you'll ever had persimmon?

it's like that

that's a quick fix

a regretless man in his 50s

looking really friendly

was converting oats into muesli

when he said 

he's never had orange lemon sideways

that's some alien fruit

names could be virtually anything

idols use this to their advantage

finding some relatable weird

like buff gamers

it blows their minds

that's one way to stand out

babka

why are you... you?

and not another person?

and what can you do about it?

reincarnation?

i don't think so

people fall into traps

then escape them

using the local language

making everyone a winner

that's so cool

but what is cool?

is it students buying street food?

how often do we know

what we're about?

what is my personality?

sometimes

i'm the dumbest person alive

not knowing anything

scared by my own thoughts

imagining road accidents

there are so many universal stories.

give one of them

10 out of 10 

for relatable protagonist

and good sleep

knowing famous people,

it's the most normal thing ever

it's like unlocking

new levels of secrets and lies

about how we are not songs

your majesty

what goes into the making of a cake?

hair. really good hair

blood

keledek

all the good stuff.

but seriously, your majesty

what is this exercise thing?

is it a new way of looking at things?

what happens if we all forgot about it?

would we still do it under a different name?

i don't know

seriously

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

it's like being in an endless dungeon

procedurally generated

eating food

looking at food

breathing food

are you gonna finish that mango?

can i have some of that mango?

When i saw the dude hand his business card out to a baby, 

I thought I signed up for weirdtown

But it's a lot more than that

it's a journey

a trippy one

Song Ji-Hyo

what is a song?

a person?

an escape? 

a movie? 

the act of drug dealing? 

a trap?

i have no idea

it could be anything

for me,

it's the result

of people trying to make sense 

(for long enough)

everyone gets misunderstood

every once in a while

but what's important 

is the realization 

that humans need love

we get magical with that

madness is crazy

why make a baby?

film a strip mall for a show

because the stuff we say while hyper is worth it

yo

there are more 2nd chances

in the dream world

so you better believe in it

star, sitar, starr

can we make a world

that contains everything?

no.

but we can make something close to it

like beauty

or perfection

it's a trick

an illusion we all chase

so much goes into

a 20 minute episode

that we don't think about it

they feel so real

life as a movie

is weird the second time 'round

full of real life social situations

like free chicken sandwich

how do you even tell 

breakcore songs apart?

non-anxiety edm?

trippy jungle music?

whatever

you just feel like a star

after dealing with

so many nice people

epica

let's talk nonsense

we are in a world, right?

but all we know of this world

is what is shown to us

can we trust that?

art exposes a lot

sense of self-worth

hopes and fears

love of breakcore music

everything is a self-report

personal or not

because people are the stuff of nightmares

and dreams

there are so many bands out there

never late for a smoke sesh

when they feel genuine

they become colourful

some tenor gifs

can convince you

that all billionaires are dead

all at once

because the actor's world 

is not that weird

everyone has watched

everyone else' show

dlrow nepo, evawhtnys

we are not characters

we are people

full of junk

always thinking we know stuff

but we don't

it's better to be part of a whole

tuning in to other ppl's in-game radio

the best of the best

get lost

in another person's inner world

all mysteries

all strangers

sometimes

we don't want answers

we just want

the imagined versions

____

because thoughts and feelings

can be heavy

makes you want

things of no consequence

enohp

why do we need so many flavours?

friends, hair colors, board games

what do they all have in common?

they're plural

we buy hundreds of toys

just to paint over them

why?

just because we can

imagine buying people a birthday for a present

that's got to be expensive

because some thoughts

\really shock the brain

like some people are good at stories

and some people are good at numbers

but some people are good at both

it's like a game without a win state

that would make

a torturous music video

full of people

reluctantly exercising

because busy-ness can make satisfying

and business can make money

and bidness is a very nice word

but based is very hard to pull off

the coffee toilet dilemma

what if all coffee

were to go extinct tomorrow?

how will humanity cope?

will they resort to cannibalism?

or will they start praying again?

because you wanna eat luxury food

like a rich man

but you don't want to die

so you agreed

to clean everyone's toilets

and the world is grateful for that

and much better off

because the toilets were dirty

that being said

we get used to situations fast

so sooner or later

this toilet cleaning arrangement

will explode

and you have to go back to

eating cheap food

what would you do then?

will you make toilet out of coffee

or coffee out of toilet?

or do you just give up entirely?

the questions in life, man

BANANANANANANANANANANANAAN

what do we do

to make fingernail cutting

more bearable?

anything and everything

it's all about balance

a clear head and a pressure video

don't go together

but they can see eye to eye

like a basketball court

or an outing stream

because every culture

finds different things

aesthetically pleasing

the way everyone has 

different comfort characters

so in the end of the day

don't forget

to make harmless noise

they're fun to do

while able to

and don't forget

that band names 

don't have to make sense

they just have to be catchy

like hordufdees

y2k breakfast

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

people gotta be some kind of weird

to wanna create

it's not glamorous

it's not more than

it's just the way it is

the way exercise is something

we do to ourselves

like 15 minutes worth of sunscreen

sometimes,

our problem

is our inability

to commit

i swing back and forth

from full awareness

to full unawareness

like...

do i fully embrace my neurodivergence?

or do i fully hide it?

people try to find answers

in their media

because it's way more fun

but can our brains shaddup

during workout time?

i don't know

i just want chicken breasts

sometimes

"we are everywhere

and we are not bothered"

that is the story of humans

sometimes

other times, we struggle to connect

sometimes

i wish we could all just say

"let's be happy"

and just make happy happen

just like that

but too bad

life doesn't work that way

did you know

that more people have died from fried rice

than they have from relatability?

ye. 

it's so tragic

but what if we all ate the same fried rice

at the same time?

what if all the lonely people 

talked at the same time?

how happy can human beings get?

i don't know

but i know 

we take pain 

and make art out of it

treehouse

we are not characters

we are people

and people like food

that's one thing 

we share in common with animals

sometimes we walk up a building for so long

but still find ourselves

at Ground Floor

that's not what animals do

animals jump

with or without a jump button

humans can't even tell (sometimes)

if they're happy for real 

but what if everything was food?

would we be happy then?

like... happy for sure?

i don't know

interests make interesting

but boredom makes boring

because of fear

fear of imperfection

fear of judgment

but imagine fearing food

that's a whole 'nother level

highway underwater

sometimes 

we don' tknow what we are

or we do 

but we suppress it

via mekitsi 

or coffee

if people are too similar to us, 

it'd be boring

that's why 

conflicts have to happen

giving us drama

or war

how often 

do we change our bedsheets?

and does it matter

if no one knows how happy we are?

i don't know

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

we're all crazy

y'all ever been to niconico?

It's a whole world out there

what is normal?

just when you think you got it

it changes

artists change

we all change

but then 

everyone gets predictable

because of the changing

so why bother?

i don't know

let's not think too much

just listen 

to Health

and experience 

a highway underwater

summoning circle

yo

what if you could buy a golden spoon?

would your life change?

would you stick it up anything?

what would you do with it?

i would use it to eat a granola bar

just for the experience

lol

never overdo a snack

it'll end you

unless you can go up a waterfall

then by all means

be cool

stronk can't be like a primary personality trait

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although 

we sometimes like to try 

what are we, really?

we are all just humans trying to connect

in this world,

the yoga mat is lime green

and broccoli is crunchy

because there's so much you can see or do

real life is like an immersive sim

only better

all-you-can-puke buffet

the world is weird...

it's full of yoga mats

and blue broccolis

self conscious about what you eat,

you join your friends for picnic

preparing yourselves 

for an all-you-can-puke buffet

over there

you can talk to a candy on the floor

it's like a scene 

from Mission Impossible: Horse Broccoli

because in real life,

you can reuse a coffee cup

to drink water

or experience a story

that hurts so good

before becoming 

a non-cursing

family friendly youtuber

that's like the ultimate immersive sim

you can play it however you like

but there's no respawn

at least, not yet

illusion

getting lost

in a 2d world

can be a real vibe

thanks to the artists for the illusions

but have we always sold illusions?

or is that like a new thing?

like... the level of illusion-ing?

escapes and all that jazz?

sometimes

i feel like my weird 

is not so earnest

because i know that i'm weird

when am i performing?

and when am i being real?

i don't know

but i know that 

dungeons are ugly

but beautiful

a procedurally generated one

would give you even more possibilities

random, random, random

then you uncover secrets

new hallways

new mysteries

not every mystery

needs to be solved

sometimes 

it's just fun

to get lost

Shiz (Pop idol's movie)

people don't remember ads

but they're all so positive

where's the death?

what if they included death?

maybe if they include death in their ads

we'd all remember to buy their shiz

death is everywhere

anyways, when i think of adhd people

i immediately count my blessings

i can do this

you can do this

we can do this

a little flaw here

a little flaw there

we're all quirky

yes, normal is a possibility

but you can't hardcore that shiz

we're made to figure out

and be figured out

like a puzzle

robots are different

they have it good

in that they don't mess up

(if we program them right)

but they run out of energy

faster than us

we are complex shiz

we flaw more

like beasts

but right more

in new ways

thinking up new things

is our shiz

like rocket science donuts

or cold hot cocoa

really dumb shiz

hhdhsgfhs

how much of our words

do we really choose?

looking back

they all seem predestined

fighting it

is futile

but doing nothing

would be boring

that's the secret to life for many

experiencing just to experience

don't question too much

unless you're in the mood for it

because questioning can be fun

people with a lot of friends

can also feel lonely

it happens to all of us

death is so random

it'll make you think hard

anyways,

hordufdees!

it's not a shadow dog

nor a space squirrel

it's the password 

to enter Cafe Nowhere

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

weird dream flora

we are not uber talented

we are human

someway somehow

we gotta matter 

butterfly effect

and all that shiz

i don't really know too much about it

it just sounds smart

hordufdees

the game is giving you cheats

should you cheese it?

i mean if you're already down

really down

might as well

start small

let's hangout

where nothing makes sense

because i miss movies

chill movies

you miss talkie movies

we can make a playlist

of rubbish nonsense memes

really destroy our brains

it's the closest thing

to the nothing

you already feel

but if you combine everything

it can feel like everything

and that's pretty dope

Cute Kpop Idols

how to be a good conversationalist?

1. exist. 

2. don't be imaginary.

3. stumble. 

4. make things awkward.

5. learn.

6. try again.

i rate this guide a 6 out of 5.

this dude

this one dude

he's big into kpop 

he knows all the latest songs

i don't know how

he sees himself as awkward

when he has this group of friends

who are all into the same things as him

human beings say stupid things

but every now and then

we stumble upon something profound

and that's dope

bo

what am i?

an introvert?

an extrovert?

i don't know

i think i'm a person

who's gonna die someday

what are you?

hmm...

probably a human

it's embarrassing

it's grand

it's humanizing

it's whatever

it's good 

to be passionate about things

it helps you 

forget about death

think about

- a sandbox physics game

it's boring

i'm boring

you're boring

sometimes i don't know if i'm real

are kpop idols real?

they seem real to people

do we choose to ignore reality? 

is reality overrated?

who knows?

all i know is that i'm gonna die

and air-conditioning is pretty dope

Pretty advertisement boy

I know him

You know him

He's pretty advertisement boy

you're eating in a video game

it fills fulfilling

but pretty advertisement boy

got you thinking

what if...

you were born into a yoga obsessed family?

would you be happier all the time?

or is that an illusion normies portray?

what are normies?

who are they?

will you ever be like them?

can you be a little like them?

will you forget where you came from?

It's embarrassing

to have had depression

but your cards are your cards

everybody dies

and you survived

Pretty advertisement boy

will die too

I can everything

I am goofy, you are goofy, we are goofy

But we are normie too

Very normie

Humans

All part of something

All influencing each other

No matter how big or small

The scale don't matter

We're all in this together

Some in all-black attire. 

Others, grateful for air-conditioning.

whose perspective is normal?

what is our true personality?

does it matter?

don't think too much

just do shit

nova

things get better

with time, effort, and perspective

by looking like Goku

who is Goku?

your mom 

am i doing everything?

or is everything doing me?

idk

goofballs together are strong

learning thru cringe

surviving on old tech

is a kaiju 

with sunglasses for socializing

we are how we feel

and sometimes that's a movie

ugly handwriting

can be dope

like a bad song could be good

pro-gamers

sometimes run on energy drinks

influencers influence

with varying degrees of effect

sometimes

all we need

is internet-level grammar

English Activity Book

the guy's really good at piano

her food's baked with love

a spoiled child is dead

everybody in their English activity book

there be surprises there

deep painful emotional movie

knife through pig meat sound

beautiful unconventional art style

everybody in their English activity book

there be surprises there

other ppl's chores

wholesome friend group

big great rats in the chilli

everybody in their English activity book

there be surprises there

turn off your brain

experience other people's nonsense

it feels normal

pretty normal

what is normal?

idk...

i feel like i'm gonna die by habits

it's always the things you least expect

anyways, who cares?

i got Spiritbox

hordufdees 2

people get over breakups all the time

you break

then you up

that's how you breakup

but Johnny Interesting gets so confused sometimes

he ends up

watching a boss battle

to a game he's unfamiliar with

the rest of the world prefers breakdowns

lore breakdowns

which brings me to

hordufdees

i don't think it's a space dog after all

i think it's a shadow squirrel

not a shadow, nor a squirrel

but a shadow squirrel

this shadow squirrel

is what you want in your party

both in an rpg sense

and an actual party

it can climb walls

and it can teach you mathematics

but above all,

it can do a keg stand

hordufdees

what

is

real ?

i don't know

for some, it's a bag of crisp

for others, it's a Joywave vinyl 

for me, it's hordufdees

but what is hordufdees?

it's a shadow dog

not a shadow

nor a dog

but a shadow dog

it speaks German,

lives in Lithuania,

and is culturally Dutch

it often hangs out

in your grandfather's discord server

very popular dude

the shadow dog is everyone's friend

but no one knows its name is hordufdees

why?

i don't know

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

colorful umbrella jellyfish

how do you know if you're crazy?

i don't know

big social extravaganza

we can do this!

colorful umbrella jellyfish

depression is sneaky

but when not?

when far from it?

a cloudy mind

colorful umbrella jellyfish

you can feel fake or real

no one knows how you really feel

the trick is

not overthinking it

colorful umbrella jellyfish

letting yourself feel sad

with a song that makes feel epic

comfort food

that reminds you of better times

colorful umbrella jellyfish

some escape all the time

and when they fall 

they can't get up

so you must make the right mixtape

colorful umbrella jellyfish

a floating mirror

as you travel back and forth between worlds

you start to wonder

what is normal?

one is full of neurodivergence

the other is something you're half ashamed of

which is you?

idk

shrugalicious tyranasaurus

does it matter tho?

what matters

is that we're all trying our best

even the ones who are depressed

the people you meet

will always

be right 

everyone is unique

ideas come cheap

and no one is great

the universe decided

that Mick and Keith

are gonna be one hundred percent complementary

who how why?

i don't know

but it always seem to be that way

Guilford Dog

found a sad poem about nothing

and 'nothing' is fun

buying snacks for your roommates,

your fascinations come out one by one

realizing that everyone's a geek

when you're feeling geek too

time is limited

and grading a subjective thing is hard

but with your friends

anything is possible

like a personal photo album made public

you can view it in your dungeon house

not overchecking is nice

but it's also nice

when the computer always has new things to say

like "Hello, there"

"WElcome to create n paint"

your cacti don't care about water

people can have selfish manifestations

no matter how flawed everyone is

but so many weirdos together

can make feel normal

and not single

we are all dying and dead

bagel 216

. distortion pedal . Tokyo Tea Room . Amstrad . 

. Microphone Fiend . Macintosh Plus . Vertigo . 

. Red Dragon Grill . George Clanton . blowgun . 

. building manager . Ezra Albertine . Kitboga .

. Seattle Starcade . Lady Love Dies . BuffPup .

   

1. Amanita Design. 1. Hell Divers. 1. parasol.

2. clearance sale. 2. low profile. 2. boyband.

3. Jill Valentine. 3. Riley Lethe. 3. dossier.

4. Arkane Studios. 4. beach house. 4. tontine.

5. publicity tour. 5. gas station. 5. Shenpai.

                     

- childhood friend - Anna Voralberg - Aralbad -

- Serguei Borodine - Salt Lake City - canteen -

- Murder She Wrote - Andrew Jackson - trinket -

- medicine cabinet - Georgia Fowler - Aniplex -

- Melina Matsoukas - Emily Bindiger - fårikål -

bonus: heavy heart / Barbara Jagger / PepsiCo

a slice of cake

not a fish

or a chicken

but a slice of cake

imagine 100 Gecs eating it

everything makes sense

once you consider death

but then again

immortality sounds sweet

being high 

in demand

can be very demanding

it requires a slice of cake