Saturday, October 11, 2025

metal sonic

we are men!
men we are!
are we men?
what are men?
are men women?
are women men?
men are women?
i don't know.

they will never stop.
they derive pleasure
from our exploitation.

is your father labubu?
i am longbody.

pleased to meat you.
superpork.
non-halal.
one of those children's rides
made of black pepper chicken. 

i used to be a rocket.
now i'm a rockstar.
sad times.

excuse me,
do you know where hazelnut coffee is?
i just sprayed insecticide.
no?
well ok, 
thank you.
you smell like pizza.

sing!
"WITH THE LIGHTS OUT,
I CAN'T SEE SHIT!"

nah.
let's just play the game bruuuuu.

i was a big maddafakin dragon
and now i'm a puny little shit.
that's how it goes.
i'm a baby now.
reborn.

do you eat rocks as a human?
no?
what is this slimy shit?

we all die, baby.
we all die.


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