stripper

cool people are all kinds.

catgirls.

femboys.

musclebros.

all kinds.

you only do online things?

you only read online things?

you only see online things?

it's not a crime

to know you're hot.

PSA: you don't have to be gay to flirt with guys.

strip club!

how do ants talk to each other?

keep talking to your dog. 

are you playing a role?

are we playing a role?

am i playing a role?

WHY DO YOU KEEP BREAKING TVs?

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT.

shit proper.

metamucil!

this a poop

that will get rid of magic

magically

but it won't get rid

of jk rowling.

i don't get the point.

what is the point?

we're not shooting anybody tonight.

we're shooting people tomorrow.

got it?

thank you,

goodnight.