Saturday, August 30, 2025

shark

i think therefore jaim.

you deleted your folder?

recommend a friend.
remmcomend me to a friend.

i've got so many 20s.

everything erased. 

videos are forever.
they (people) can watch it anytime.

always escaping.

he wants to do real.
he wants to do tricks.
he wants to do him.

stop dating patterns.
go to an alternate universe.

are you scared to listen to your own thoughts?
don't delete my mouth.

i want new music.
all the sexy.

oh, hell naw.
7/10 ?
for the Undertale soundtrack?
blasphemy.

do make him.
make him a new shark.

the turtle's personality has changed.


ambient

this a weird blog.

i'm drinking a sonic drink.
just need something to listen to.

a crying lucky person.

fitness channel,
musicians channel,
anime channel,

we're complaining about being too busy.lately;

idk which song is which.
laundry time.?
social time.?
media time.?

i want to stop being 100 degrees.

hot people like music.
they also take massive dumps.

people are humans
but sometimes
they are animals.

this cat is a liar.

Will killed me yesterday.
sorry.

i love my dog
but he doesn't exist.
it thinks its a cat.

these photos are a couple months old.
ultraprocessed and dead.


burger gyro park

what is up, friends?
tonightday,
we're buying wheels
becayse i need to trust my eyes more. 

i'm just a pair of robot hands.
what do you expect me to do?

you want me to be part of something
but
you'll never experience it firsthand.

we can only be cool for now.
never forever.

some super_rich are easy to manipulate.

you're talking to the nintendo girl on screen.
she's the new julia roberts.

smashed burger. why?

i'm a sex symbol
of the 191990s
we're an alien planet.

you really believed in the app thing.
that's why you've got no customers.
you like your malfunctioning machine.
you like your app that barely functions.

this pic is from 2008.

are you watching what everyone's eating?
suddenly out of things to reblog.

i'm waiting for when i'm properly bored. 
don't rush it.
or trust it.


moon jam

smokiing kills
the people you're trying to save. 

do the count to ten thing.
no music.
just focus...

you didnkt know
that famous person
is your cousin?
well,
you'll never know
who's watching you.

one of these days,
your download will be complete.
bcause
mistakes in songs are the best. 

rad, 
my coffee friend!

stealin money.
stealin gmoney from the rich.
soetaling money from the filtyhy rich.

ye, i'm an icon.

it's going ot be hot.

we view the world
as open, interesting, and fun.
can you cut this video to 22 minutes?
cheering on your torrents like a cheerleader.?

"how do people make friends?"
well,
everyone loves everyone. 
no one is ugly. 
except for incels.

i will always love you for one day. 

idc about legacy.
do you care about legacy?

killing teenagers on valorant.


join the mailing list.

i'm always looking for new sounds.
i want to experience everything. 
coffee me/.

i was just in the neighborhood.
smelling your dog.what'happening?Nasılsın?

what happened to my jacket?
life.

superstitions are real in movies.
trust them.

losing can be fun. drakes hate it.

your friend's a pedo nazi incel
getting ideas from the molds in his room.
delusions of grandeur.

conservatives are easy to scam.

what is this extremely online thing?

funny...
this is the birthday of your life.
you';ve never birthday'd like this before.

that bear i shot,
that beard is hot.

my played a socialist for one day and a month.
march 31st is a day.

i'm always acting.

it is possible to be fat by choice.
try it.
any new thing.

you just like anyone calling you beautiful?


briancave

do what you want.
you'r enot hurting anybody.

you're jumping out like a bunch of batcaves.

a;lways checking
the state of the water.
my brian is gonna break. 

that's a cool story.
unfortunately, it's true.

what can i say?
i'm the best.

dare is no careful planeing.

cool people.

all the donkeybrained_people
go to youtube
for evidence.

you don't believe in worker's rights.
you believe in unionizing pedos.

don't throw toothpicks out the window.

i'm not part of anything.
i'm part of everything.

everyone is sexy.
when you put in effort,
the people around you
are good.

you're gonna pay me 500 to lick my feet?
sure thing, buddy.


panda mask

i test food
for poison.
nothign ends up
in the royal's plates.

let's get the loan
from Sylvester Stallone.

a racist raccoon.

doing riddles to kill the time.\\

wow.
his covid mask
is the same as mine.
green flag!

you burned your hand
with boiling water.
your name is dennis.

how many people did you kill?
gotta get your points up., (apex

got my friends
to remix.

i want to capture how u think.

kind people are sexy.

got new tools.
ive got new tools.
gonna clean this place up good.

do you wanna try my soup?
it's got water in it.

exploiters are only cool
to other exploiters.
that's a small group.
no, you weren't bullied.
you were repercussion'd.

shaming is good. 

workers are the biggest gang in the whole world. 


Sunday, August 24, 2025

tapeworm

i want ot consumer all the media.

i like colorful things.

you can't be an exploiter and ask to be cool at the same time. 
not happening.\
that's every villain in every media ever.
when you allocate brain power to "getting away with evil shit",
people can tell.
the loser stench will always be there. 
it's called Drake energy. 

how the hell do right wingers reproduce?

what music do zionists like?
ZOMG.!
you like the same thing.
shocker.!

HOW THE HELL DO RIGHT-WINGERS REPRODUCE?

people getting along and being cute 2. 

we're depending
on the same dependable things
again.
you with your kawaii friends.
me with my colorful threads.
that's how we survive.

everyone's cute
like a dinosaur.

welcome home. 
how was your life?

a no choice christian/muslim.

how did you make your fortune?
this and that?
inheritance?

wow.

real life is one of the things in the world.


designated poop time

why am i never comofrtable. ?

just farting around.

i'm a blogger
and a whore
but proud... islam.
PRIDE!
SOLIDARITY!

this is my imaginary friend.
sweating like a pig.

why would you shave your pubes?

so many years in a year.

we're going online.
two same files
but very different content. 

is love really that great?

YOUR DOG IS A CUTIE!!!!!!!!!

the sky is pink.
the room is green.

idk how to real.
i just want to be free from the checking.

do you know what is real?
nothing.
that's the realest thing out there. 

that's a sexy vegetable.


i like it weird.

everything is fun when drunkj you.

WAIT!
all the propaganda is rated 10?
you love your wiki.
murica!

shrinkflation.
hello panda is a scam.

this is so bad, it's inspiring.

i've been someone else before.

mpc-player,
my beloved.

words don't have the words
to describe
how stupid i am.

i don't know what history is.
it's so weird.
time works different
when you're binging. or banging.

escape.
parasocial.
vlog.
mukbang.
celebrity.
forget your slave status.

i haven't had cereal in a long time.

beef and beer.

it takes 3 minutes 53 seconds
to cut your fingernails. 


frog my autism

I DONT WANT YOUR AI GENERATED SHIT.
language is evolving dick in your ass.

pardon my autism.

wow.
these people
are horribler
than Always Sunny.

the world is crazy.
frog crazy.

rate this subtitle.
rate my subtitle.
rate our subtitle.

the absolute freedom.

still,
you gotta be nice.
i gotta be nice.
we gotta be nice.

so many talented people.

i've changed so much in a month.

"why are you a leftist?
DO YOU HATE THIS COUNTRY?"
don't honk me.
honk yourself.! 

there's too much stuff on the internet.
stupid stuff.

sometimes i want to weird.
sometimes i want to be normal.
i can't tell if that's weird
or normal. 

that said,
you cry for assassinated dipshits / legal serial killers.


recluse.

it doesn't hit you
till it hits you.
everyone's doin everybody. 

don't hate on the captioner or the subtitler or the riddler.

do you know how to world?
you don't know how to world.

we're living in a turtle's dream.
get used to it.

i have my own wayy of doing things.
i'm a pick-you-girl.
these are live instruments.

imagine you're normal people.
you do you.
i do me.
we do everybody.

welcome chaos into your life.

some peope are just cute,
y'know?

hug me, chimp.
do you miss me?
this is gay horror.

good enough is egood enough.
somtimes.

weeb fans
asking weird questions.
like "
how is baby made?
"

i want to experienmce everything.
even nothing.

a new reality.


rizz em with the tism

"penis is not everything.
you can functionwithout it."
karl anthony marx.

some day, 
our special (species(
will be hairless.

wash my feet?
stop stealing my water,
alternate reality rightoid.!

reddit/quora is your reality.
can't relate.
ask a real person.

idk what my personality is.
what is it?
a black belt in no mortial art?

my life is the same every day.
i like the not real.
a new reality.

let's rizz em with the tism
don't be shy.
no one cares.

"jaim not ognna be like them non-individuals.
i';m gonna be different
with my no-culture music."

OMG!
he's dating outside his genepool.
comedy really did the trick.

no one is uggo.
except for fascists.
how do right wingers get off?

hollywood going mandarin badly.
paparazzi time.
and your fear of casual sex.


frank reynolds.

wow. the fridge is really fridge.

the sky is pink.
beer is yellow.
i'm eating blue oats
and a frank egg is green.

you've been living life.
the face shows.

i love commercials. /s

party bus.

are we having chinese tonight?

glitch me out of here.
it's time for hardcore.(techno)

you join th eproject...
we make money...
rainbows!
everybody wins. 

anti-furries are freaky.
they make me want to be a furry.

why do disgusting people never know they're disgusting?
the city is great because there are a lot of people.
the city is shit because there are a lot of people.

some people just have Drake energy. 

it's not the only thing in the world.
but it's a thing.

the real world is full of beautiful people.

i want to kill the inventor of exercise. 

if it makes you happy
and it doesn't hurt anybody,
do it. 


rum punch

real life is the party never ends.

your personality changed like a bazooka. 

what can you do you do for?

everyone'gs gotta buy your script.
otherwise, this ish won't fly.

a full female reboot?
WOW!
don'teven.

i'm smooth,
i'm clean,
and the water is at the right level.

we're cool specimen.

how is baby made?
through violent kissing
like the song
by The Killers.
"It was only a kiss..."

bideo essays are so popular. 
hideo kojima is so popular.

you've unlocked the door of empathy.
this is the love world.
いらっしゃいませ

the level design in this
is very level design.
your bad guys have infinite ammo.

rightoids
and their nonexistent homies. 

man...
people talk.
and if they hate you,
they hate you.

do you like the role assigned to you?

don't trust your eyes.
everyone on earth is dead.


Sunday, August 17, 2025

to kill a tequila

why are some apples bigger than others?
pickinhg apples all dau.
falling from the trees.

evil is not a person.
it's a system. 

it's_ v cozy and sad.

i'm so complete.
wtf happened?

iq believer(lame).

wow.
i'm performative?
yes.
i'msuper performative.

cat drinking water.

he can play the guitar like a drum.

i don't know wha ti'm passionatee about.
my non-horniness, i guess. 

why is it not getting it for years?

everyone's got a gang.
yours is the dirty_hard_drives.
apolitical centrists.

babying killers.
babying molestors.
babying creeps.
because they look like you.
"HOW CAN HE BE EVIL??!!?!?!?
HE'S AN OWNER."

you used to gangsta rap.
now u plays the police.


eugenics guy be like
"i used to be the most riffs in the world.
could've been famous
but was too billionaire/nerdy.
all them youngins
are letting monkeys
corrupt the youth.
trans here, trans there.
it's all trivial.
rapping, dancing, protesting.
it doesn't make any sense.
everyone is a hypocrite
for having sex.
what about the revolution?
the one where everyone uses the new tech?
it's impure to make art
with an agenda.
true music has no context.
jazz is something
you can inject straight into your veins."

no animals were harmed 
during the making of this video.
they all happened off screen.

drunk all the time!

don't abuse perscription pills.

WHY DON'T NOBODY TURN ON THE SUBTITLES?
MOTHERFUCKER!

don't hate the player,
don't hate the game,
hate the dev.

coworkers are not friends. 

he's a loner with loner skills.
what can you do?

i'm a bad shot in valorant.

coffee or beer?
coffeebear.

everyone's scared of the police. 

take the money, take the money, take the money, take the money.

you have no idea how stupid i am.
this is gonna be a ride.
\
wow, you've got a super liver.
i've got super lovers.
we are super livers.
we live
and love,
motherfucker!
YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CORN,
YOU UNALIVER!

she's gonna blow us all away.

the shit you gotta do 
to flirt_ with a conservative chick.


stripper

cool people are all kinds.
catgirls.
femboys.
musclebros.
all kinds.

you only do online things?
you only read online things?
you only see online things?

it's not a crime
to know you're hot.

PSA: you don't have to be gay to flirt with guys.

strip club!

how do ants talk to each other?
keep talking to your dog. 

are you playing a role?
are we playing a role?
am i playing a role?

WHY DO YOU KEEP BREAKING TVs?
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT.

shit proper.
metamucil!
this a poop
that will get rid of magic
magically
but it won't get rid
of jk rowling.

i don't get the point.
what is the point?

we're not shooting anybody tonight.
we're shooting people tomorrow.
got it?

thank you,
goodnight.


cougar

omg!
she's 43
and fine.

happy birthday.
a birthday means cake.
cake means living.
living means your hot new girlfriend's gonna die
from all the sugar and butter.

the workers make the cake.
the owner eats the cake.

tomorrow
is the day.
where_the_jealous
incestuous 
nazi
is gonna fuck his mother.

culture of man.
man of culture.

buddha cat is cool.
buddha cat is nice.
buddha cat is friendly.

cats are the owls
of the cat world.

is it 4k
or 10k?
it's 20k.
does nothing for the eyes.

i like your new hair color.

you collect friends with dirty hard drives. 

ok, done.
go to sleep, bitch.


glenn howerton

how can i be so handsome when i'm so handsome, handsome man?

everybody loves a hero.

what are the people saying?
they're saying it's good.

WOW. 
you don't need a VPN for this. 

it's like another month just happened.

you think you know how to do
just because you watched a video of it.

nanami.
nanamu.
nanami nanami.
slide into my DMs.
don't be a bot.

i was popular.
i was really popular.
i can really chug a bear.
a coffeebear.

why did that woman poop on your bed?

you thought you were special.
the only one for her.

this show's been memed to death.
now you get to watch it.
everybody's watching it.


night club

i'm on the list.
i'm on the list.
i'm on the list.
woooooooooooo!!!
jaim famosu.

you know what i hate?
hate.

so many models.

the city is great because there's a lot of people.
the city is shit because there's a lot of people.

you want to be mean, fat, AND stupid?
like... pick a struggle, dude. 

what is time?

don't shoot a gun
while on acid.

absolute rockstars.

you just gotta know.
you just gotta know.

i like so many things 
and i am liked.

this file is 0kb.
are you sure you want to delete?

walton goggins is cool.

goodnight, folks.
i love y'all.

IT WON'T LET ME DELETE INDIVIDUAL FILES.


outfits

i'm so hot in my uniform.

she's a surgeon
and a friend.
a cat chasing friend.
cat chasing bird. 

it's the tortilla from heaven.

i love you all.
you all view me. 

checking makes you check.
checking makes you check.
it breaks your brain.
it breaks your brain.

i want to eat people.
they look delicious.

rice is sweet
but i am sweeter.
illegal to eat.

soap your assholes, assholes.

he's antiwoke.the incestnazi.
he only does loli activism.

i want bright yellow shoelaces.

eat with me.


it's noob poser time.

no one's gonna to tell you
what_to_experience 
and when.
just do it
cause %
it's noob poser time.

femcel
discovering
her true identity.

everybody
is everybody.

she's gonna wank.
she's gonna wank.
she's gonna wank.
they're gonna wank.
we're gonna transform.!

uhh... excuse me, 
we're hot.
sonically, 
sonic has many different flavors.

the supercookie
sold out fast.

OMG. I CAN SEE YOU IN SPORTS FIT?

it's so relaxening
to do what you believe in.
it's stressening
but good
and relaxening.
noob poser time.

you have four minutes to complete the quest.
after that,
it's show time
for the penguins.

don't hate the show
for hating the show.
it's a show_show for show.

i'm a likeable person
at a likeable event.
we are all likeable.

this is an  a m b i e n t  video.
you don't have to pay attention. 


Saturday, August 9, 2025

the fit cool sexy nerd

chat, 
should i go to the date?

i'm making a lot of money.
stripper money.

not all dreams are equal.
some dreams
are dreamier than others.

shouild i stream the s*x?

you guys just want to watch
the fit_cool_sexy_nerd
shower.

nani?

why'd you watch a four hour video
if it's so boring?

jaim sorry.
i've gotta go .
i've got a home.

what is real life
outside of a game?

horror is s o comfortring.

it's overnight oats.

cold water in the morning
makes the poop machine.

i'm not a weeb.
idk what i am.

one lifetime is not enough.

i'm an octogenerous person
with my love.


in my own world.

you can come in,
trans with good skin,
aspie furry.

no countries.
no wars.

what coutry are you from?

dpo you ever get inspired by yourself?

it's better to be true
than to follow algo.

he shat his pants.
the stranger shat his pants.

no third place.

all these cop shows.
all these detectives.
all these soldiers.

his favorite music
is the johnny depp
and the mission impossible
and the james bond.

it's like watching 4channers in real life. 

YOU ARE MY SAVIOR, WEBSITE!
YOU CAN EVERYTHING. 

be full of grapes.
don't be sour dough.

pay it forward.

everybody gets old
except for those who don't.
they die.
early.


pinball wizard ピンボール ウィザード

i am becoming the best,
holy moly.

perfectionist video gamer.
he doesn't move.

go to the movies
with friends.

how what does a cat will know
that it will die?

fun ways to kill your enemies.
= spy game.

why'd you collect 
friends with dirty PCs?

drake energy. loser energy. CSAM energy.
mangadex.

oh boi...
who does the incel hate now?

you just wanted to play with friends.
but couldn't.

they were hateful.
now they're nice.

you watch a let's play.
it's like socializing to you.

i'm sad.
i've never been sad before. 

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forget the shows.
just youtube.


los res

watch this in 480p, bitch.
here,
we discuss non k-pop music. 
all other kinds of music. 

it's weird 
to not have to check 
the fridge,
the doors,
the taps,
so much so
that it's MAKING you WANT to check them.

th emovie radicalized me.

what?
y'all playing wii-u?

streamers are weird.

hello, 
this is me.
i am handsome.
who are you?

STOP SENDING ME DICK PICS.

we're living in a small bit world.
everything is los res.

reality is now realitying. 

turning on virtual reality.

you're in the game now.
try not to die.
if you die in the game world,
you live longer in the real world.

we're getting squid game'd.
we're getting squished.

today,
we discover music.


master of these guys

bottom of the thermos.
you like that actoress.

you don't get married twice.
except when youdo.
then you get married three times.
you gotta learn to deal with disappointment.

alumni association alimony asoccer.

i know who i am.
online or not.

the perfectionist
wants everything perfect.
never fail.
never poop.
never die.

i want a hanabie dream.

what is the truth?
only i know
but i don't know.

are you taking what i'm putting down?

it's a car chase.


baker's cake

everyone has an opiooni.
i have a pinion
and i don't care.

we don't serve sugar.
we serve sugaria.
ragus!

jaim not a boring person.
i am superboring
which is interesting.

my hobbies in_clude jean claude
and long walks in on the bitch.

his first name is muscle. 

eww... loser rightoid. eww...
your penis is dead.
i think it's amazing that you want to work in corn.

who knew wanking could take so long?
are you alright there, bud?

why can't we hang out at the polyamorous?

do i have a personality?
do you have a personality?
do we have a personality?

you don't have an pinion. 
you just follow what sells.
we;re open=minded.
not centrist.

the joke is funny.
my eyeball is real.


bideo jojima

everything is clean.
everything is smooth.
everything is done.

lah is a feeling.

it's not too beautiful to me.
i get it.

my world is taking over my brain.
my brain is taking over my world.

THEY RUIN OUR SLEEP!
but they're not getting any sleep either.
fucking capitalists.

an idf on holiday.
he only watches jewish shows.
he only identifies with jewish characters.
he feels the ultimate victim.
batman rebegins.

i'm a communist of love.

my ocd is a bitch.
i hate her.

finally, love has come.

torture yourself through some boredom for some fun that is boring.

imagine a future
with no breeding.
just robots.

now she's a lesbian coded straight person.
i don't understand anything. 

there is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism.


human games so complex

am i an agent of good
or bad?
just capital.

rub yourself against the wall there.
you'll replenish your ammo.

shoot his leg till he dies.

you fool!
i'm a barrel.

this gun is called friend.

the entirety of my being
is too far gone
to grasp.

everything is animated.
nothing is real.

don't hate the player,
don't hate the game,
don't hate.
i mean,
like... 
are you okay, man?
try love.

everybody looking forward to the monday?

yea,
never pee in a straight line.
it will turn your favorite celebrity conservative.

punch his butt.

i'm so annoying though.
you can't get enough. 



hideo kojima in hideo kojima ushanka

i am cute.
you are cute.
we are cute.

music calms you down.

never bazooka too close.

don't lift up my corpse. (let him teabag.)

in another life,
you'd have a life.
many kind of life.
a lot of life.
in the meantime,
live another person's childhood.

there are so many worlds
that will accept you.

become beyond society.

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING.

a winner loser
calls us animals.
spit in his drink. 
we have the glamor.

biggest gang in the world.
doers.

they just tech and dweeb.

i'm a glamorous.
wooo...
i'm a glamour.

everyone gets bored of kissing sometimes.

who would've known
that the most radical
would come from here.

short king.


2010 was 50 years ago.

never start living life.
just keep cheesing games
till you die.

keep getting pet
by a dog.

the lesbian with great taste in women.
imagine her
suffering like you do
from her "woke" lifestyle.

if you believe in it,
it must be real.

visualize!

it's like those books
that make you self-sufficient.

money hasn't changed anything.
you were a pest then.
you are a pest now.

but do what you want, nobody cares.

you will be
the next elon musk.
or you'll shoot yourself
or a school.

idea guy.
centrist genius.

only oliver anthony speaks to your soul.
he's the only real thing left
in this cruel cruel world.

he is you...
you are him...
and 2010 
was 50 years ago.



the weather will be delicious.

i gotta get bananas.
i gotta get milk.

your favorite celebrity
is a dumbass.

being evil is fun
in a video game.

GET YOUR OWN FUCKING FRIENDS.
you want to borrow?

are you too lazy to buy pocky?
i can go get it for you.

why mystery?
i'm just dumb.

i want to become everything
that i become nothing.

my friend cooks so well.
he cooks so good.

god, i love music.
mood booster.

using my own lane.
no traffic.

the cat is beautiful.
i looked at it.
and it looked at me.
blown away
by the fact
that i'm a living thing.

i am hot.
you are hot.
we are hot.

jane smoked her father
like he requested.

one lifetime
is not enough
for all the potential loves.
pink is married to every color.