tony

you want an unusual experience?

you'll get an unusual experience.

everybody wants

that secret 7-eleven cookie stanley cup.

my gf broke up with me

because i call her Tony.

if i help you,

you help me.

the winner defines

morality.

the legend of the legend.

he was a man.

no backbone

but he's a dream stan.

life is a neverending series of wins.

it's endless minecraft.

we're the ones

who get away with it.

i used to drink porn.

now i watch 9 litres of water every morning.

meat is good for you.

i'm gonna be a lion.

to mock vegans,

i will cease to eat vegetables.

my pooping will suffer.

but it is weakness leaving my body.

no pain, no gain.

i'm gonna extreme it.

there's a community for all kinds of fetishes.

you like feet. i like nostrils.

pisang goreng is too oily.

you can buy a massage for two hundred fifty.

we'll save the world

and get the girl.

they'll forgive

everything in between.

can i stay at your place?

i've got something to do at your area.

wanna live in japan.

they'll save western culture.s