breakdowns vs solos.

gotta get a boyfriend in 2025.

i am beautiful. 

i am hot. 

i don't care about trivial things

like friends

or sports. 

but true love 

will fix everything.

it will end my life. 

and i will struggle 

no more. 

2028 bob dylan

is the best bob dylan.

i'm a right wing

bob dylan fan. 

because i'm different.

i'm special, 

you'see?

there's no one like me.

especially on the internet.

woke is dead.

chuds and incels

will rule the world. 

just you wait.