Friday, May 30, 2025

office coffee

everyone loves a good mystery. 

you like it
and depend on it
when it's just a little sweet. 

but office coffee
tastes like shit.

a second experience is always better.

time to clean out the gutter.
and write a song about it.

in certain angles, you look 20.

we want our shows!
the good ones.

you can't run 2160, bodoh.

very liminal spacey. me likey.

a mouth ulcer that hurts like satan.

let's watch two old men fight.

what enhancements do i get
if i get cloned?

animation is not better.
it's just different.
but sometims,
diffirent is better.

BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

how many childhoods have you lived?

do you know what it's like to change diapers?


chores while high

i don't have
or need weed.
i have air
and am delusionally handsome.

so what is the missing ingredient?

don't drink other people's orange juice
without drinking it first!

how the hell is that baby mine?
we don't even have the same tattoos.

it's nice to have pride
and believe in your work.

prison changes you. 

this is not a movie.
you don't have to be brave.
it's not your thing. 

NOW you get all the normal people.
NOW you get safe relations.
you've been detached for so long.
it's not difficult.
you just had too much money.

go clean the litter box.

i'm not a lesbian. 
i'm a thespian.

always upping my body.
always upping my mind.
not consuming slop.

oh no,.
you're becoming your parents.

schedule is on schedule.

bye,
you're hot. 


grifters be grifting

the most bizarro answers on reddit.
as to why
you lost your penis,

i don't care for a billion dollars.
that's loser money.

this was posted 54 minutes ago.

everybody,
laugh at the nazi!

exsqueeze me,
i gotta host this party.

your girlfriend made you supernice.

yellow watermelon, son.
eat yo watermelon.

im getting all my adult swim in.

women doing martial arts
being sexy.

sorry to have never bothered you,
a dog feces kinda guy.

one day you'll learn
that the smart people
are actually dumb. 

i don't have a deluxe edition. 

bought a new sweet shirt at the thrift store.

i'm just a crazy.
bon't be a crazy.

it's not weird to see your ex. 

"do you love america?"
nope.

you're out of your mind.
this is too weeby.

is this available on cassette?


commie rpg

the government wants you stupid or stemlord.

my imagination seems to recommend you.

who's knocking at this hour?

people like me.
that's all that matters.

based players.
based gamers.
based commies.

they wanna zap zap zap the arts out of you.

did you like the kiss with your partner?
acting partner?

it doesn't take more than 10 minutes
to find the right subtitles.

it's seeping into your brains. 


everybody here consensual.

everyone knows his name, man.

a lot of underground fiction to like. 

i'm a clean freak.
clean my place everyday. 

is it easy
playing an unlikeable character?

i play communist,
you play exploiter.
best rpg.


who wants desert?

do you know what an orgasm is,
gooner capitalist?

died too soon.

sex is how we all got here.

individual this, individual that.
but you're a dork in every situation. 

the illusion is shattered.
she's no longer fit.

you love the violent owners
and the coluumbine poems.

everylittle nothing might be something. 

intrusive thoughts andy. 

no life jealous loser.

"why are you copying me copying you?
that's not a very cute thing to do."

you love whatever new thing 
that doesn't make sense.
=
losers, creeps, and sex pests.

the world hates you,
stupid zio.

nothing on social media is real.

free palestine.


executives making stupid decisionss.

i'm a fan.
a huge fan.

why did you blow me?

you've got a girlfriend now.
you can touch boobs whenever you like.

it's a human story.
relate and cringe. 

i am lovely. 

they put politics in the sky. 

"i'm sorry, we don't serve plain water here. would you like a whole ahh coconut?"

pobody is perfect in pomerania.

WE ARE NOT DATING. 

it's all just nonsese. se.

uc-oh.
the anti-wokes are mad again. 

you just got uncle zoned.

exercise makes me feel like one of the people. 

he was saved by the thingamajig.

it's hard to believe
that season 2 is a thing. 


jayce

i'm gonna be responsible for your actions. 

xe had the privilege and opportunity to be nice
and so xe took it.

where's the harm in that?

good food food cheap.

we are all chicken
and very grateful
for good food food cheap.

it's better to have too much
than not enough.

would you agree?

oh...
you're such an "expert" now
because of all the psych videos. 

should i name my non-existent kid?

nothing is real on tv. 

i ironically enjoy things. ironically.

juicy juicy stqupidity. 


class conflict as portrayed by capitalists

you were saved by coffee
but it's a right wing coffee.

the special person's gonna vbe say
"you're gonna be special."
but it's up to that special person
to have a say
of whether you're special. 

is that why you wore that special pants?

do you feel lucky today?
use facial cleanser on your head. 

everyone around me's had covid.
i haven't
because i eat raw meat.

onimous music. 

word on the street
is that you pissed off
a crime syndicate. 

don't worry.
the korean variety show host's got your back.

why are there no good food on the road?

the cat wants its freedom. 

i've got so many songs.
i'm stuck in april. 

ohhh...


taste

one week ago
feels like a year ago.

i just know when an episode is ending. 

everyone's been cheated on.
right?
no?
just us?
fuck.

i iknow people.
ai can introduce peoplee.
and i like this haunting sound.

all you see
is twitter and stereotypes.

i see a lot of ethnicities here.

apple and curry.

disgustingly rich friend. 

what's your alibi?

i am your girlfriend.
they are your boyfriend.
we are your enbyfriend.

did you wish someone was jealous?

people kissing people.
just to say hello.
what's wrong with them?
nothing.

why am i...
why are we.. 
wasting our lives
for these rich fucks?

are there no geniune compliments anymore?

i don't drink all the time.
coffee, i mean.
but the cheap one is better
than the expensive one.

boujee and boring.

why is everyone taking the same damn pictures?

i don't have expensive taste.
i have taste.


downloading

god bless the compiler
god bless t the compressor
god bless the subtitler.

death is not the end.

got to give a full show.

i was alive in another life. 

that's your work wife. 

cleaning your place would be an honor.

enjoy your side of the bed, bitch!
sleep.
i'm blogging.

no, daughter.
 you can't take any of the good girl roles.
ONLY THE BAD ONES!
IF NOT, I'LL DISOWN YOU!

boss is hiring me to gigolo + escort. 
what the hell?

these rich old ladies.
they dont news.
they don't art.
what do they even talk about?

,man...

y'all ever get so excited about a movie
that you forget everything else? 



even a bad song can grow on you. 


actors playing. 


I'M NOT A MATERIALISTIC PIG!
i'm a materialistic hog.
get that right.

good nite. 


netflix and dill

shirts and pants
are in order.

y'all boybands are not perfect.

im playing hide and seek with the dog.

season 3 is the empire strikes back of the cartoon.

you're staying with me tonight.
i've got a pretty awesome trailer. 

change your underwear, motherfucker. 

the world keeps getting bigger and biggerm the more you explore.

yo. 
your dad is so cool.

let's whatch this.long mofo episode.

don't shoot down the noisy neighbor.
unless it's a video game. 

you're getting filmed in new york, baby.
the smelly place. 

everyone is having sex
where the train always passes.
there's a lot of noise 
on top of noise.

planning to be spontaneous.


nerd party.

bear with sunglasses. 

we are cooking cats
and serving cats
to cats.

we are bad dogs. 

whatever happens happens.
whatever doesn't happen happens.

pro-genocide losers.

wow. he knows that actress. 

we';'re friends by association.
deal with it. 

star voice actor. 

creating new memories. 

looking for a childhood.

getting shot while delivering pizza.
say la vie. 

angry birds pooping on your car. 

big mofo pumpkin, motherfucker. 

i see protein everywhere.
you are protein.

everyone dies.
it sucks. 

money can't solve
your bad social skills. 


torna a surriento, motherfucker.

i need to stop for gas.
hydrogen.

who are the cool people in death punk?

oh...
you're dating an owner?
he only eats the green M&Ms. 

if you're a band, someone already hates you.
but i'm all dweebless.

we are all one.
except for you.
you are two. 

poem about rainbows.

blake lively and kendrick lamar.

you disrespected a whole bunch of hardworking talented people.
just because you wanted to be edgy. 
it's important to them.
respet their culture.

am i dying sexy yet?

they ahve really good episodes in here. 

this shit is awful.
awfully good.

i don't wanna think too much. 


laura les, 100 gecs

i don't care what the meta is.
i've got crazy person insights.

ne memories. just forwards.

a changed person.

red slug.

WOIHOOO!!! DELUXE EDITION, BABY. 

he's living for ethan klein. 
the only jewish person to ever exist.

we need time to write.

they worked so hard to craete something beautiful together.
and you just poo pooed on it.

the dog's eyes look wise. 

where do right wingers go to make friends?

thank you for the medicine. 


source of infinite energyy.

gonna look really broken and scary
to fit in.

crying at the epicness and badassery. 

don't blame yourself for creating your evil twin.
it's meant to exist.

don't be a gooner.

fascist fashion is shit shit. 

why have you become like a zionist? 

we've been ostracized for liking "ito okashi my type".
try again. 

cute with a q. 

i don't know what i did.
because i was crazy.

asking for a friend. 

this sad song is comforting, baby.

he's smoking chinese cigarettes.

why are you very smart tho?


always left

we are cool people.
dey are not. !

2000s ahh headphones. 

learn sign language, baby.

a new era.
a new exploitation.
a new routine.

make your own toys.

he don't know or think any cool. chudlite.

everybody's looking for an exit.

mixed rice with flies.

the cat always visits.

i'm a survivor.
weird dirty grimmy survivor. 
but all real.

doki doki doki doki.

bruh, 
you've been lusting
for 20 years.

let's understand the suffering
and the sufferers.

the spectacles being gone
is a metaphor.

bad acting. really good.


ye

I GOT MY FIRST DEATH THREAT.
I AM WINNING!

everything's adult now.
don't you get it?

do you know how to human?

you're too good for the humans in this world
so you're spinning kanye west CDs.

i'm satisfied.
uber satisfied.
and there's no fake shit.

we don't have a brain.
sorry.

lonely people together
are not so alone. 
but 
losers toughterh are ughh... cringe.

you got stinky feet.
why do you have stinky feet?

666 views.
don't ruin it. 

why am i so pretty? si.

help your brothers out with free stuff.

vtubers without facsism.
recommend.


iykyk.

you were destablized by a donut. 

the demo is so much more interesting. 

do you know how to live life?

i am the crazy.

when you know crazy,
you can't be that crazy. 

some mysterious do not unmystery. 

u can be so un alone.

why are you scrolling on the hellsite?

s lidy of obecjts

Care is a name.

watching sports is relaxing. 

only game footage is played here. 

where is your grandma from?

meghan with a h. 

who is ramona?

this here
is a winners only place.



good morning, gays

i want a lot of cats.
don't judge.
cats don't judge. 

i will always love apples
the way apples have always loved me. 

they take all our stuff
then put them in a warehouse. 

dum dum eugenics people. 

the world is not black and white.
it's black and yellow. 

i've got money from 1980.
les go.

a career revival in her 40s.
les go.

we've updated the game from good to bad.

people are the greatest fun. 

this cat is employed. 

jeep the change. 

bartendress. 

i've seen some shit
and i can see some more. 
LET'S GO!

therapy'll fix it. ahh.


stay up late

there's water on the ceiling. 

i'll give you a cow. 

learn English in Japan
like a smart one.

2 guys fighting over a tomboy.

he is tom.
she is jerry.

so many snacks.

a room that only shows up at night. 

god bless the waiter
tryna protect us
from the consequences 
of sambal.

everyone's entitled to a good meal
after working hard. 

one mosquito in your tea won't kill you.

hope you have a good sleep.

oyasumi.


pizza sauce

omg. 
she's always smiling.

times are tough
but this sauce is soft.

it's a shooting game. 
where you shoot the thing.

i don't live in the 2025.
i live in the all time.

what does it say about you?

music is relaxing.
music is great.
music is fine. 

it's a messy n random world.

it's cheese
but it's also good.
but it's also cheese.
but it's also good.

i wear the jeans in this relationship.

it's a special recipe.
you can taste the mother.
and the grandmother.

the way i see it.
it's just fun. 


Marry Piccolo Day

luigi is alive. 

chat, help me.

i like the visuals.

I KNOW THAT GUY!
HE WAS IN MY SCHOOL!bus

your 1080p is so bad. 

whole nother level of smart.

let's go to a hotel.
let's go to a motel.

Anti-furries are a hundred times weirder than furries.
Personally, if i don't jive with a subculture, i do nothing. 
Anti-furries are always hiding some freaky shit. 

people doon't get paid enough.

anything you desire.

you've wedded.
you've won.
you're normal.
or so you think.

i'm gonna kill myself with soda. 


the four amigos

sex in the bathroom.
happens all the time.

this seed has no apples.
you are blessed.

a lot of secrets in this.
it was made in unity.

she's five years older.
he's into that kind of thing.

he's forcing their kid to be ace.
let her play princess.

da toilet man only does walking sims.
never stands up.

why would you cheat at trivia?
do you have a loser?

you got bitten by a snake.
game over.

missed sex ed
to attend pest ed.
ann all your friends
have drake energy.

hard platforming. super hard jump. infinite tries.
bad camera angle.

always missing the point. 


opinions from a dead cat

i'm chill
but i'm also chaotic.

my owners...

they're aliens.
= demons from another dimension. 
they jsut want to experiment on you
and take lsd.

we are all little thousand presidents.
we have more control. 

i'm a lurker.
this is the story of a lurker.
a cheap hotel is alright.

which religion is the right one?
guess we'll never know. 
you're all going to hell.
that's just common sense. 

juicy juicy gossip.

you see the future with your enby.
she likes him shirtless.
he likes her shirtless. 

you and i
are gonna make a lot of money together.
i got a trailer for shooting a trailer. 

he's a dead kfc. 

everybody wants to know what's your type/.

my owners.
these people poop their pants constantly. 

some people can have dreams.
some people can't. 


arrow

omg.
we got to see mary ten more times.

an apple a day
keeps the daughter
passed away.

your avatar is so wet. 

childless is not the problem.
maidenless is not the problem.
he's just a piece of shit. 
that's the problem. 

really bad rapper.

"the police and the protestor
are one and the same.
the genocided and the genocider
are one and the same.
who needs books
when pundits make you smart.
i'm above all this.
i'm a whole nother level of art." 

you control an arrow.
we control an arrow.

it's all coming back to me now. 

i wanna touch the skybox.

"coudlnt' make it in the movie business.
gonna shoot shoot shoot it up.
then they'll know who i am."

we need to ditch this jellyfriend.


cool weeb

use kissing soudns.
makje music.

he is the consume slop.
he is the slop consumer.

stimming with black things
and green things.

you're in the driver seat now.

we are alone in this wor.d.
the weekends are your worst days.
gonna start a rap career because of it.

this anime so deep.so random. so deep.

i can't draw for shit.

don't trust,
never trust,
a revenge conservative.

animating is a lot of fun.
 a lot of work.but  a lot of fun.

why are you so pessimistic about finishing the show?

friends.


whole ahh apple

how long 
before she gets outed
for being a white supremacist?

this is no ordinary room.
it's a whole world.full of losers.

self-fulfilling divorce fantasy.

calling yourself a nerd.
is that a red flag
or no?

thinking about things
in the bathtub. 

why are smart people so stupid?

dramatube infighting.
it's a national holiday for annoying people. 

"get mad about it."

yuou believe strange shit.

horny people with bad playlists. 

you gotta let everyone know
that you're so above it. 

lol. you pay people to be your friend?


new lvl politician

i'm so sick of left and right.
we need an up
and forward.

maybe diagonal.
be different.

i bet all these politicains
are no good at math.
i am. 

i feel like this is my calling.

because the way i was born. 
it's special.

i know the market.
i know the facts.
i know the numbers.
i know the stats.

you can tell people i'm watching reactionary slop on youtube. 
so what?
i'm invested in trash.
i like trash.

we're all human.

i think it makes me real.

like my wife.
she's a crystal mom zionist.

these are everyday people.

there will be an uprising.

just wait and see.


revolutionary socialism

propaganda brain believing bullshit terrorist stories.

reactionary guy depressed..

you get a coffee
everytime you do your job right.

but you need time for twitter.

the show.
you can finish it
but you'll rush it.

attention to detail.

we're going to an alleyway gig.

friend offerred a job.
interesting role.murder.

you're not in your country right now. 

there are more buildings than people.

the rightoids gotta do trickery.

they want your world small.
fuck em cults.

all the top people do nothing.

he got away with it.
so we did the killing. of him.
then we got away with it.

you gotta admit when you don't know stuff.

they're translating all his best work.

bury the billionaire.


Wednesday, April 30, 2025

post-workout chat

strem for 10 minutes.
see my friends.

let the muslims pray.
we all friends.

tattoo of goat.
we think it says a lot about us.
it doesn't.

we all normal people here.
no one scary.

ban him.
he's a bluetick person. 

get yo gun.
shoot down the ice people
for entering without permission.
(in a video game.)

you need your streamer 
to listen to MOther Earth's PLantasia. 

i am no longer very kidding.
no afraid 
to like and love and care. 

why are you deciding my diet?
you're a stranger.

your avatar is so cute.
it's very wet. 

i'm so happy i'm normal.


just chatting strem time

reading twitter.

it's a kdramam kinda vibe.

chaebol blaming leftists
for his coffee being bad.

you're a std muffin.

i'm not a follower.

let's working with rappers.

your favorite video essayist
will show up on a white horse
and lead everyone to victory.

making people go homeless.

the cat doesn't want bread.

you can't avoid the void.


stimming

tour bus.

i don't care what people say. 

i don't care anymore.

i'm perfect. 

did i satire too close to the sun?

been looking for english subs forever. 

my name is a. 

dancing makes happy.

what you used to watch 10 years ago?
sci fi / fantasy.

you got incels in your group.

YOU'VE NEVER HAD CHINESE FOOD?

she's loveing the oil version.

it's so crazy.
you're so crazy.
i'm so crazy.


beatswitch

1) cat

we're a community.

angry socializing kitten.
happy socialist poeple.

i am healing.
a new world is coming..

that's a smart cat. damn.

you're a sweet slice of cake
but good for you.

2) mgs2

we're hanging out. 

so many people cool here.
so many cool people here. 
we support all work.

 but we're living in metal gear solid 2.

i like things
and i don't care.

we're recording ourselves
requesting english subs. 


model

thew ater is the right amoutn of water 
to water

my days go by really fast.

my abs are hot
and i am hot.

i've changed perspectives a milloin times.

sociaety hates you.

finding my personality. 

i'm so beautiful.
everyone wants to date me. 

you can't give an album a numerical score. 

trying new things is always scary and exciting. 

ppl be nice.
ppl be cute.

you can trust me
by my context cues.

why are you nuttin
when there's nothing?

some people don't have honesty.


h3h3

read banned books.

he's one of ythe greatest bassist of all time
but he died.

it's okay to disagree.

you're the only 1
writing conservative 
so you think you're special.
no one is jealous of you.
they think you're cringe.

i make my own radio.

everything is pink.
you like me now.

i share the file.
you share the file.
we share the file. 

all you pretty spaghetti.

you're so close minded.

on our side,
is all the talented nice people.
we got style.
you can have the grifters
and the dramaslop.

i'm a lifer.
fighting for our rights.

sleeping to happy tunes.


gravure

haters are lamers.

i'm not on the side of manchild.

i'm in so many media.
so many photoalbums. 

al kinds of poepel have always existed.

i want to rock a mononym.

he;s a david goggins guy.
he's a semen retention guy.

i'm visiting.
i'm exploring.
i'm finding myself in far places.

hell yeah.
tore a hole in my pants.

what are you doing
without vulnerabilly?

you gotta reset your horny.

okasan.

amamiya.


dungeons and dragons nite

he' s kindgom hearts guy. 

i need it all in a playlist.

it all matters in how you finish.

do you like your coffee cold?
why?

come,
you smell like cum.

i need good muzak.

i look so lovely and beautiful. 

yes you can pet my cat.

oyasumi susudio. 

satay curious. satay interested.

elon fan say,
"it's a pleasure doing business.
it's a video game.
exploit, exploit, exploit.
never lose, always win."


kendrick is a car.

IT'S NOT A PHASE.
i really like breakcore.

it's beauitulf.
i don't know me.
i don't know you.
but we're in here to gether.

the kdrama's not so good. 

i'm so tired of music. 

i think i like breakcore.

listen to this
and you'll become someone else. 

i like iet when it gets loud. 

you don't have a pfp.

she break'd in my core.
she machine'd in my girl.

dont take it all seriously.

i know you would click it.

girlfriend is disappointed
i'm addicted to pork.

i like her hair like that
right after i pull out of your mom.

i just ate a big apple.


login: femboy

damn... i'm a model.

counter strike 1.6 in 2026. 

s o  m a n y  f r e e  u n d e r w e a r.

boy on boy.

hit song world domination.

i'm too young to have seen Gang of Four in thei r prime.

u know who u are.

"they've substituted art
for entertainment.
my generation's obsessed
with moving and dancing."

i like them.
they're very fashion.

first tracks 
always get 
overrated.

\you underestimate
how much time you don't have.

got a lot to be proud of.'

it's an odyssey.


agenda everywhere!

m,an...
art is dead.

i miss the days
of contextless music
when no one had to go out
and do anything.
they just stayed at home
and whack off to jordan peterson.
then felt their minds expand.

those were the days, man.
back when stemlords and pearl clutchers
decided great art.

nowadays,
it's minority this,
minority that.
it's annoying.
there are no real musicians anymore.
everyone's an entertainer now.
people are obsessed with touching each other
and making people dance.

music is dead.
video games are dead.
movies are dead.

do you know that minorities not existing is a possibility?
they are to blame for everything that's going on in the world right now.

AGENDA EVERYWHERE!


queen of cool.

peel the skin with your teeth.
eating apple is the shit. 

a whole new generation is being born. 

bring your kid
to a metal show. 

why do i have an orbituary?
i'm not dead.

lips.
it doesn't taste like regret.

the grownups are talking. 

been doing a lotta growing.
a lotta learning.

love makes people do stupid things. 

let's cut this bread.
this big bread.
and eat it.

she curation a whole playlist.
queen of cool.


2000s

old gifs.

the download is never finishing. 

i listen to music however i like
with whoever i like. 

finally, an album. 

big mad reactor says 
people are turning trans because of luxury.
he's a 40 year old.

my soul was cleaned
by heavy metal.


THE VIEW COUNTS DON'T AGREE WITH ME. 

daughter of a blood money
relying on the kindness of others.
all that value
goes to her tuition.
|
she's the queen of the forums.

lolidefender and pedoweeb
looking foir an excuse to be racist.

furries in.
trans in.
incels out.

i'm quite hipstery hipster.


pop-punk

i'm z o o m e r  zooming.
tryna find my personality
over and over again.

unc likes the punk song.
the only one
in the album.

jacky says,
"if you believe you're special,
you won't lose a leg. 
the universe will listen."

we lost him to the right.

they made me a celebrity
for a week.
i liked it.

a hero for watching leftist videos,
don't hate my glow up. 
i'm hanging out with the dead.

i've always wondered
who makes these lyric videos.
it's my new friend.

gonna listen to music now
with class consciousness
in mind.

youtube being shit.
removing gender identity from hate speech rules.
dumb policy.

let's make stuff,
extremely online creators.
trans > incels. 


ting.

i need a more underground thing.

skrillex dropped.
do you know how bombs work?

mario can fly now. 

countdown till the day
i see
that underground ting.

everybody wants the new ting.
\

you gonna bake some gummis into a pie?

why are you so attractive?

it takes a lot of money
to make 
a bad movie.

a new strategy to life.
doing what i like.

you deserve a big big house
with your no personality.

nuclear family is overrated.

gimme that thang.


nerd-lite

please reblog my life.
she's teaching me how to workout. 

nevermind if you're misunderstood.

it's best to go in blind.

i got a pen
in my shirt pocket.
so convenient.

we're connected
to the incels and the trans.
the former, begrudgingly.

never too late to gain class consciousness.

break a mirror.
best of luck forever. 

people over things.

"BITCH, YOU RIPPED OFF MY SHIRT.
no sex!"

there's no deceit in the cauliflower.

boom change 180.


big mofo movies

how do people find time to watch movies?
or shows?
3 hours or more.
ha?

you finish hoever you finish.

i'm a narcissist.

dnb furry.
she horny about the things she horny about.
women of metal.

why don't ghosts haunt me?
they're racists. /j

i like big mofo movies.

a candle could set the whole house on fire. 

the last song on the album is a cover.

there's no need for pregnancy.
move your butt.

we're inventing a newcool.


the jordan peterson fan
has 2 cars and no real friends

he's a mediocre talent.


low poly

living with a hell.
cheap apartment.

use the change machine.

the carpet doesn't cover everything.

vintage cereal.

we're attracted
to the dead 
at night.

a good mystery.

arcade machine
at the pizza parlor.

ps1.
]

everything is low poly.

next door,
lazy content train.
whacking off to jordan peterson.

you're being followed.


mall

life can be a pop punk adventure. 
life is 10%.
the rest is death.

we're going to the past, baby.
in our spaceship vehicle.

don't judge people
for what gets them off.

i took 20 of those hazelnut coffees
because they're relaly good
and cheap.

buddies getting a drink.

mundane daily movie.

i gotta tell him about the movie.
i gotta tell him about the movie. 

what a play.

what do you do for a living?
school.

the band is playing mouth.

you'll get over your own cringe.

how did you end up 
in a relationship
with hell?

every day
a new thing.
i can do this.

i'm so happy he's still making movies. 

mike leigh doing that mike leigh thing. 

feels like living in the 20th century.

nature is apowerful thing.
g'damn.


Tuesday, April 1, 2025

gender is not binary!

i'm so sick of seeing female restrooms everywhere. i just saw one the other day at a mall near where i live. i'm getting so tired of their agenda. it's like they're trying to convert men into women or something. or probably try to start a gender war. 

like... what do they expect a guy like me to do with a female restroom? NOT ENTER? please... if you think like this, seek help. why can't y'all express your gender identity at home? in private? away from the public? think about the children. what if my kid sees this? 

gender is not binary!
it is mono-nary.
look all around you.
incels, self-help, podcasts, pornography. 
WE ARE A SINGLE SEX SPECIES. 



Saturday, March 29, 2025

success

friends helping out friends.
that's success.

you are rich.
you don't understand anything.
you only  makes love to dead people. 

"the elitist poor 
are making clothes for themselves.
instead of going to japan for mcdonalds."
that's what you sound like.

not all love is flattering.

i'm covering my own song.

the internet is so fast.
you make yourself someone else.

it's a sport.
you gotta know how it works.

she's looking for approval.
and i can give it to him.

Bi people are not having sex with everyone.
i am.
i'm having sex with everything.
pencil, ruler, papaya,
everything.

nothing surprises you anymore.

hello kitty furniture.
hello kitty everything. 

i'm a banana
and i rock.
it takes a long time
to be open minded again.

prisoners don't all know each other.
my prison was in a video game.

why do you only play righteous characters?

here's another shotgun.
you're out of bullets.

first time witnessing police brutality?
lucky you,
disney adult.

here's 2 dollars.
buy whatever ice cream you want, bitch.


kore-eda

you know a human is behind this. 

feeling homely
with my shoulder kitty.

there some lonely loners
just follow.
follow the money.
follow the gun.
follow the follows. 
a copy of a copy of a copy.

don't be like that.

i'm your favorite vtuber.

irl,
i'm also sexy
without even doing th e sex.

come.
watch a movie with me.
i want to watch a  mvie with you.

human relationships
|
are all messy.
|
it's scary.
|
but you can start with me.

cut the watermelon.
big watermelon.

someday, 
we'll stream where i grew up.

i'll show you
my big family.

you too
can have a big fafamiily.


culture thing

trim the fat. and add a lot of other fat. it's a culture thing.

this song has that one note from megalovania.
that's based. 

got no time to watch movies anymore.

i don't trust your taste in music
but i trust your source in sports.

we don't always get along.

everybody working around these big personalities.
just a little bit of chili.

used to be a closed_minded_pop then felt the minority miserable.

now i'm underground.
s o  m a n y  a c t i v e  a c t i o n. 

lonely bedroom vloggers. 

how coul you forget the letters you wrote me?>.
i memorized each and every one of them.

it's not political. it's leftist in real life. that's normal.

yo'ure a gooner
who just outed himself.