Saturday, March 28, 2026

anatolian

characters are: 
- Fedora.
- Anselm.

do you wanna hang?
i'm dumb.
together_we_can
hangdumb. 

everyone's got a real life. 

helping others is purpose.

online is very cool
and very boring.
bothers you very much.
don't bother.

what is a manga?

we are aware
that we are being used. 

your friends don't say hello.
...
online.
because they don't. anymore.

what if you were given
the absolute freedom
to choose.
anythign.
would you help
or would you lame?

you're at the cafe for hours. 

*chugga chugga chugga*
the guitar goes
*chugga chugga chugga*
i love a chugga chugga king. 

put a stop
to that routine hurdle. 

somethings ar ebetter imagined.
and some imagined are better clues.
planning planner.
breatkthrus.

i love you, cat. 



Saturday, March 21, 2026

skolah

hello!
amogus sus.

yelp - yip.
peeve - annoy.
yowl - wail. 
glee - merriment. 
glimmer - faint light. 
curlicue - a decorative curl or twist in calligraphy or in the design.
spasmodic - caused by, subject to, or in the nature of a spasm.
chow - food.

you have a very big thesaurus. 

i like remix albums.

i love reality. 
it's changing. changeing .

this is a gaming show.
a show about gaming.
people might watch it.
idk if this gaming hting will take off.

- they're definitely one of the best bands out there
right now.

it's a magazine.
nobody reads it anymore
but very very cool people.

my self-ship is canon.
 
what are you thunking?

we're hot.
what you gonna do?

he likes cookies and cute animals. 


julia

rocket,
i turned off the light.

take a picture of klcc.

you sympathize the dweeb.

acupunture specialist,
i am stupid.

we don't have much time
but time. 

i love instrumentals.
i am instrumental.
an instrument.

you have bjork cassettes?

there is no life without risk.
so don't be a boring nerd. 

playstation 2.

they put politics in the water
and the politics
dyed everyone's hair blue
and made your favorite characters gay. 
blame george lucas
for your virginity. 

your daughters are in color?

band or roblox?

leave your poop behind
wherever you go. 

stupid never dies.


the revolution will get you first.

too much cake on your mind. 
literal.
and food-eral.
delete my name now. 

oh no,
you're a flat earther.

AHHH!!
my favorite hacker plays minecraft.

mooooooooo... the guitar goes.

we's getting taylor swift vibes.
we's getting tenderqueer vibes.
what are the vibes?

you did not poop today. 

they will milk you. 

the horrors persist
but so do i.

it doesn't feel like 4 years. 

can you drive a car?
we're gonna drive a car.
too busy listening to the music
to notice the music. 
lol.
les go. 

don't let opinions
form your options.
n opiionnos.

#nature #couple #love #pool




Charlie's Angels (plant 3)

you are Blondie
and Lucy Liu.


we love computer. 



faucet compilation.
faucet compulsion.
faucet compulsation.
faucet compensation.
faucet competition. 
faucet computers.


it's a cultural experience. 
shared knowledge.
let's bring down the powers. 

i need a peace of mind. 

left unsung. 


you've got fan art made of you 
twenty years from now.

do you remember Sonic Wow?


games are not real.
but they're fun.

u the most bullshit power fantasies.

what character deserves its own game?
- Cute Dog Teacher

familiarity is why you like me.

you want a father-in-law?
without marriage?

happy birthday, ghouls. 



vektroid (plant 2)

sittin front the 'puter. 
what you doing, 'puter?

YO. 
are you an indoor plant?

























you have dragon ball'd.

tv to talk about tv to talk about tv to talk about tv to talk about tv to talk

we are there
because we are there.
opportunity havers. 

everybody loves me.

dylan, 
bike rider.

no don't think too much. 
enter this world.
i'm not doing a live show. 
i'm intentionally kylie minogue. 

processed food, you will die.

assume the worst has already happened.

CERTIFIED LOVERBOY,
CERTIFIED CERTIFILE!

karmic salad (plant 1)

so many cool people. 

you put oil on water on burger. 
the only straight coworker.

no@!
drake is not a real person.
time travevlin.

hey.
wanna know what's funny?
i don't.
i'd rather be doing something els.e
just this.

she likes milfs.

laugh at MAGA all day. 

our lives are real. 
don't need to make things up. 
it's epic. 
broken bones.
i've got musician friends.
treated me to some books.

no two peopl liek the same things. 

you don't get it.
you just don't get it. 

i want real world results.
garage time.
21 fucking tracks. 


everything is new to you.


18m into the toilet. 


no one is perfect. 


he was famous for the chlamydia outbreak. 


stop core-ifying everything.
they don't give us time to life. 

just care and bye.


time travel twins.

okay.
let me chase my skin. 

something try a little of. 

it's the third annual anniversary of the year.
i don't care for the new spiderman. 
lizard tofu,
you are a consumer
attracting consumers.
how many viewers have you funnelled?
or fun led?

he judges workers. 
no!

i'm so happy ...
there's no ants.

strong winds
blow_away_your_structure.
dat's nature, baby.

korean vs spicy. 

all japan. 
"i love bananas,
you love bananas.
we love the whole banana taste."

you're wearing all the subcultures. 
wow.
you really like celebrities. 

her is underrated.

what's the emotion of the day?.
i'm not checking.
library association of association.
normalize not normalizing.

funnel dub.


Saturday, March 14, 2026

mean girls

2000s teen movies
for you.

it's a music world.

home office.

we are all so nature.
out of nature.

you're so easily distracted | by_beauty.

consuming leftist media.
consume, consume, consume.
it's so asspirational.
nothing.

my dream is orange. 

idols are so boring.

they always have better second halfs.
the single convinced you that it's important. 

you're a gooner. 

street fighters playing tennis.

snacked to death.
are you buying snacks?
haribo.

i see you buy the same shit everyday. 


1, Oiktgibg

i love pandan.

don't hate,

rockstarplaymate.

can you close the container for me?
i have ocd. 

she eats haribo.

you live life.
you watch life.
you scared life.

trapt?
sounds like divorced-dad-core.

that's so 2000s of you. 
just being honest with yourself.

robot innocence.

recommend a newcomer. 

Jessica.
soul mirror.

abandon world.
create new one.
everything is better in part 3. 

talking about music is fun. 

you're not inferior for watching the movie first. 

with the coffee, 
he died.

ruu is alive. 

.
.
.
weird what ifs.
intrusive thoughts.
indoctrinate yourself into a cult. 

i've got man eyes. 


ai

dustpan your disbelief.

suport real artists.

movies are not real.
go wild.
let's

the cat is
 in its late 20s. 

i've awoken
from boring
and no formula.

learn me more about speakers. 

god,
i hate otakus sometimes.
all the time.

there are so many games.
what is the point?

i'm the happiest shirt since 1939. 

enter name.[          ]
good relationships.

the black transfem is breezy.

working the graveyard shift.
listening to gizzard.

"i cannot do it because of plot."

so many worlds
such little time.

how fast can a one piece character?, she asks.
you can get one at night. 
= a trishaw. 

she's too monogamous for this shit. 

we are understanders.
left wingers.


physical media supremacy

i like having free
and sharing.
everything is music
and pointlessly important.
you want to share a burger with scientology?
okay, i relent.

time is divided
into albums. 
|
i went to every afterlife. 
(a taxi is a taxi.)
a memory old day game.
my =time is screwed up.

you get recommended to me
weather you like it or not
so i'm borrowing your favorite.
don't tell me how many views you gave it.

they're overloading everything,
dungeon explorers.
people are weird.
why do you want me pregnant?
you blew him,
he blew her.
they blew each other.

ridivulous nonsense.
the tissue was peed on.
what?
all he knows is stereotypes.

jussay goth
is on your side.

this task doesn't require a dog.

you're too scared to die
to get what you want. 

immaculate toothpaste.
you will never leak,
dracula. 
it never sat right with me. 


reality 1 or 2?

my world is tres different now.

routine went boom.

who/what is this plot?
it clears the OCD.
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE.
you can't even pronounce his sirname. 

enough with the slop, b.
no more porn.

your father gave his life
for you
to just absorb life.
why?
just come on, my ovaries.
you can do it.

20 minutes in a day.

i'm open to consume a kid anime
if it's cool enough.

chocolate milk or die!

who is chuck norris?
is he gay?
no?
ahhh,
i get attention.

lol.
commentarytuber.

haircult.
on it's way to capybara-land,
influencers are so boring. 
peeing with no lights on.
[santana solo
in a hyperpop sandwich]

you has no swag, swaggamuffin.
the booktokification of boobks.

it got you into genre again.


stay silly

let the fat model.
queen in 2026.

dream where else.

and why are the residents evil?
why are the graphics?
i think she's gay.
she likes valve.

this is a full body game.
are you active?

i've got a simple mind. 

community, bruh.

life is different
_when you're good at games.
elon just sucks.
responsibilities make an adult.

i ned to be ready by rm8.40.
fuck ocd. 

jess.
she makes rebel
and happy meals.
meeting people. 
is cute.
n fun.

do you know what you like
and what you are?

stay silly.

KEEP SUPPORTIN!
AL THE WAY!

i am me iconic, y'know?


vulcan guitar

shut the weed,
new drama just dropped.
=
we do it to be cool. 
we be cool just to do it.
the cycle goes on and on
till we become gta.
les work at shop.
retail.

the suicider be like,
"i like being sexy."

don't you miss forums?

garage is so simple.

yo.
watch out that weirdo.
she's race hater adjacent. 

i wished i worked out and didn't.
because
i'm not a genshin person. 

status quo lovers
are such boring_boring_losers. 

fame is stoopig and boring.
|
we have our own gang.s
our own following.
our own family.
WE ARE FEMINIZING THE MALE SERVERS!

hello, bitches.
i am kitty. 

are we more lavender than people?

i'm mysteriously a lizard. 


one piece anime heroes.

jessica sacrificed multiple bacterias.

going crazy
over a tuby little minor inconvenience
like a celestial dragon.

it's the state of adult games.
she knows...
that?
gary moore is not a footballer.
everyone knows 
everyone.

a duck or a chick?

you died with your superhero love
doing nothing.

he (jamie) ddidn't like her body.
this woman
from the 80s
in a swimsuit.

some days i wish we were fat. 

\
it's just guitar music, baby.
how many albums at once?

the year keeps moving.

holly, i'm speeding.
holy, i'm speeding.
holy speed.
Playground Wonderland
just playing with my friends.
there's just too much podcast. 

i hope to see you in brainrot. 

come to my house!


captain brave mufenshi

did you forgot
what it's like to be a kid/god?

i hate the myth of great men. 

have you everer liked a bad album?
🎶 YOU PUT THE POOP PARTICLES IN YOUR FACE. 
YOU PUT THE POOP PARTICLES IN YOUR FACE. 
YOU PUT THE POOP PARTICLES IN YOUR FACE. 
YOU PUT THE POOP PARTICLES IN YOUR FACE. 🎶
have.

wish you a safe harm.

she's already seen him dare naked.

trailer ailer.
ants there, ants there.
anthem.
i don't care.
omg, i'm bald. 
i don't care.

i need a break from her.
we're on a break from here. 

are these oranges for me, you privileged fuck?

hmph... 
boujee.
four dollars
for four measly chocolate 
in your mouth.

and mcluffy,
you're going live everyday these days. 
strem.

living for food?
or living for sex?
i' live for rex.
he's a hundred pounds ago.

bone apple teeth.

it's in the room.
let the chaos ants.

these are the new prince collectibles.


Saturday, March 7, 2026

gimme dumb rock

you gotta at_least_know
how_long_the_song_is, righte?
coz.
the ants killed the sun
and now we're flying~
living~
trying~

badminton is going on.

this is the intelligence
of being dumb!

is this a real worry
or is this ocd?
who knews?
people who are given opportunities
are people who are given opportunities.

tuna is chaotic. 

you can't make everyone like you. 

i'm in a new world.
a blue one.
everyone is working together
and no one is right wing.
the gecko has invaded the space. 
they let you play a carrot.

how'd you own so much physical media?

i am not dutch.
anymore.

i wanna be friends with the teacher. 

you've downloaded them all
so you can continue whenever you like 
when there's an update.

is everything a reference?

i'm not looking for best.
i'm looking for next. 

ewww... dub.,


happybday

gifted,
weird pink art today.

you decided to watch a movie.

an upgrade of Mommy Love.

are you going ot cry
to make your life
less online?

sometimes i drink tea
just because i'm hot
doesn't mean i'm not,
know what i mean?
deadbeat.

people are so beautiful.
real or not.

let me borrow your taste. 

i am stupid.
welcome to my world.
wanna go to school. 

did you get cte from boxing 
in a video game?

a taste of life. 

first day of coma,
disconnected from the world.

do you believe the news?
i'm a real one.
why would i need to lie about my enemies?
do you know any responsibility?

some brains broken
from too much internet.

love you, babes.

one million furries.


anniemay

you are the moment right now.
very momenting.

i was in the lightbulb the other night.

were you inventing something?

the fatphobe.
he thinks about fat people
all the time.
one day,
he couldn't take it
and he stabbed himself.
man...
avoiding politics forever
is stupid.

bathhouse makes sense.
the fart of aewsome
is not from dubai.

everybody's dancing.

cool, 
nice, 
normal.
mature drama.

quirk chungus be like, "murder is bad. but have you ever stopped to think what it must feel like to do the murdering?"
and your answer to that is
"can you smell jon stewart?"

i've been places.
i've seen faces.
all so pretty.
i'm so pretty.

the 15 best games ever of 2025. 

did the hijab
make him spontaneously combust?
supremacist?

you will get to episode 37 one day.

but we're drinking ants tonight, boyos.



binging a cat

everyone is trapped and loser.
likes taylor swift and war.
paid for his nitro.
,moveis ares stopis.
translation: pigskins are stoopig.
disney princess.

shin megami tensei noodle soup
1) all you want to do is chelsea me. 
3) started a gay rumor about me. 
3) i left my poop at the hospital. 
nothing in the toilet bowl.

yes!
 i'm too cool.
we're too cool.
everyone hated you 100 episodes ago.
for blaming women
for incels.
apolitical one piece fans are just... lames.

i work in current reality.
everyone looks the same eventually.

the marilyn manson fan wants to be an idol.
bigdickcrazy.
burger.
i taught him how to be slut-friendly.
gotta keep community alive.
malaysia is not hysteria. 

what is cool?
this animation is megaart.
i'm still finding new things
in skycraft.

let's die tonight. 

be cornface.


what is 2026?

the moon and i are very awake.

did the internet teach you how to be cool?
no.
inch resting...
my body is breathing. 

don't give up hope.

rage against OCD compulsions.

i want to make an animation. 
in and out of the hole.

y'know,
banana strings are people too.
it's his first time 
trying taco bell as a dog.
a dawg.
cryptobro.
loser energy.
get lost in me, baby.
malay supremacists suckkkkkkkk.

photo of your last day of scohol.

i wanna show you clips.

the mor eyou understsand
the more bored you'll be.

WHYYY...
the kpop
is so nazi coded. 

only 1000 fans.
no one is a fan of this movie?


manhwa.

i like people who read and know how the world works. if they scold me, i'm like "right on..." these are people i like to keep. i don't mind rude if righteous

punch a both sides guy. 

"i don't even know why i'm alive."
TO LIVE!
like a shark. 
animal ssouls park.

;

money people are so boring. g'damn... 

always.
overcharge.
an overpriced person.

[spoilers are real.
building and exploding in hytale.]

to all my haters,
you are colorful
and epilepsy.
good job.
people are imperfect.
and that's perfect.
BALLSACK!
thumbs up.
to change is to love.
when you turn 37, will you turn?

this war is my lady,
elephant.
who made water, seriously?

this is the first time.
it's over.

i want my tribe.
where's my tribe?
come come,
gum gum,
i came 4 times.

sometimes i just wish ants would not be ants, y'now?

full upside down, sus drowned.
BLOCK ALL THE LOSERS.