Saturday, January 31, 2026

minecore

you look good 
in cultural clothes. 

it's pop punk season.

nana,
teh metalcore-tuber you like
turns out
to be a chud.
sorry.
you shud've seen that coming.

jungle techno.

acid shrooms.

all the cartoons in the world
will not make you a kid again. 

i like bad music.
if you got it,
flaunt it.

destiny: i will have more concurrent viewership than hasan by 2025.

everything is woman.

YAY. 
more soap to waste.
congrats!
everything is play. 
what?
you spent money on porn?
the perverts reveal themselves.

just because you like the taste of boots doesn't mean you'll get to wear them.

sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you licks you sniffs you.

disclaimer: it's ice cream, not fruits.


buying a car in Singapore.

you're such a supremacist.

i've got a boner. 

"no... you guys don't understand. politics is stupid. men and women are the same. rich and poor are the same. black and white are the same. why organize? the world fixes itself because everyone has a rich daddy."

do you want to engage the brain?
ye? no?
nein?
the butt.
my butt.
a butt.

grifter
reading wiki for fun.

london is so blurry today. 

2 hours can last a minute.

is one of your characters character?

is everything a simulation,?
baby?

x pirates.

so full of chocolate.
chocolate poop.

order another noodle.
it's on me.

just because you outsource your violence doesn't mean you're less violent.

you need a magical mythical good guy leader. 
i need the people around me.
we are not the same.

kimono marriage.


opening doors like ninja.

drink and pee and drink and pee and drink and pee and drink and pee.

everything is absurd. 

talking about the thing
you know nothing about.
you're ognna be horny for long.

rice balls.

soba.

eberything is beastly real.

you really like to listen to the feymus.

can we please please please
do something 
about this plain?
political_one_piece_bullying,
YESSSSSSSSS.
this movie is so safe.
i know i'm being tricked.
the guy calls himself "centrist".
that's his name.
shitlib.,

don't say things yoiu're notsure of..
|
become a map. 

just because you pretend to be busy and network with pedophiles, doesn't mean you'll become a billionaire. 
all these dweebs with their nofaps.
ughh...

the left build their relationships on trust.
not mutual blackmail.

people really love their computers.

what is the meaning of life?
you just fucked
and forgot.

this is exactly why i joined tumblr.
to look at stairs. 

i'm not in any category, bruh.


tv movie night.

i can be sexy.
i am brain.

you want to be victim so bad. 
how about just... 
doing good? 
ever thought about that?
stoopig greedy pig.
real life villains don't aspire to much complexity. 
they're always dweeb mccringe. 
poor little meow meow is a myth. 

i hate when i have a moustache.

can you do the_job?
just do the job.

everyone is from 2010. 
1o years old then.
avocado. 

seeing kids 
bully the adult
with_a_copy_of 
Walter Isaacson's Elon Musk
is the world healing itself. 

creature babies.

brokenminifridge.

people are not types,
stupid shitass robot.

you have a wholeass shrine. 

can you complete the project in a single night,
unreliable shit?

i want to see hytale adventures. 

i wish i could eat my food again. 


how to make coffee

you are breaking your cat
polishing your gun.

the emos have invaded
and welcome them in peace.

because.
having fun
is serious business!

i want life to happen now.

she's trying to change
with estrogen songs.

black and white it's not.
the world is a colorful snake.

walking asshole.
still walking.
an asshole
that walks.

i have breathable skin.

i'm gonna have lots to listen.

doing good makes the world horny.
doing bad only makes you horny. 
it's simple maths.
everyone does everyone.

i'm so proud of my work.
people love me.
peepz.

you avoid confrontation all your life.

not everything is internet/anime.


eat fruits, your mochi

you eat all the sweets.,
you become a sweets body.
what did you put in that bagel?
|
you need food for energy.

eat, sleep, horsingaround, play.
horse.
daisies.

it's good
but you're embarrassed.
...
REPETITION HELL!

1. the mochi has filling.
and is filling.

2. thunder bagel.
yt thunder bagel.

you hate traditions.
you hate death.

blue dragon is kinda gay 
(or bi). 
you've got so many cool friends. 
be proud of who you are. 

just close the tap like a normal person,
hokkaido.

group love.
group hug.
she did the neighbor.

american spoiler!

undertale fans are so undertale. 


pussy met gala

holy shid,
i'm a taiwan vtuber/rapper.

grab yo kitchen gun.

when i clean,
i'm hardcore.
ants are afraid of me.
what you doin
with 2 hour footage
of nothin?
moving back to cali.

i wlaways feel 
liek_i'm_gonna_be_a_model_
how_not_to_be_one.
"sloptuber does one pushup
becomes fitness guru."
thing.

feministim.

do i relaly have boyfriend face?
she knows she's face tea.

i usually hate long fights
but luffy vs kaido
is swet.

[travel, asian, purple]
there appears to be
three triangles. 
you are the product of television. 

money is beyond stupid.
it's a system of control. 

you're obsessed with numbers.

we can't stop billionaires and pedophiles from consuming One Piece but we can always bully them after.

unhuman.
it's an okaku life.
you've been diagnosed with babymetal.
why is there no critical analysis?
why is everything glaze?

dangerously bland.

i finished. i doned. i complained. 


up my sexy

what are some good imaginary friends movie?

you worry the up thetime schedule.

you only value when others have less (value).

do you have money?

because casa
you mistake lgbt with class privilege as an accurate representation of lgbt.

we are strong peoples.
dark woke.
you just tore your own skin.
up my sexy.

you're a tom cruise guy.
a kanye guy/
you're dubai as a person.
damn good material conditions
but shit.
acting is an art.

what is manga?
everything is too easy.

big dick energy. 
i'm a live 
and doing well today.
you're a wholeass anime.

don't even think of reblogging this.

cat is square?
nopony asked you. 

no personality,
no life. 

i've never been to the toilet here before.

follow the hot chick of death in your mind. 


are there hanabieheads who are hasanabiheads?

i am autism
and i like being hot.
doing good is political. 
we've got two 5GB movies tonight.

get two cats.
so they'll never be lonely. 

daily day 
of your red_green_bean_soup life.
it's bitter medicine.
you worry about media consumption?
do peanut_butter_mochi_maximum_speed. 
UHT milk, motherfucker.

i love my body but my chests could be more chest and my arms could be bigger. 

socialism
is not 
ANTIFUN.

why is everyone your stepmother?

your favorite people
are people who own things.

what?
you read doujinshi?
resident evil tree.

i need radical.

you're so sure you're going to be a star.

guys... 
guys...
i have to say.
i love all of you.

hytale is dead.
it's now alive.

get it twisted, y'all.


lesbian octo game.

why'd you give me Taylor Swift tickets?
i'm a performative female.
met a cat for the first time today.
Kirk Hetfield isn't everything. 
fish n chips, 
israel.
all is bland. 
wth are kpop stans?
PHOBIC IN 2026 IS MEGACRINGE!
oppressed groups have the right to rudeness.
entitled shits have the right to be bullied.
that's just how it goes. 

i was crossing a lake
when i fell into the ocean.

i'm a new kind of angel.
always punch a bootlicker in the face.

the hazelnut one isn't bad.
how's the pandan?
your tastebuds have been accustomed.

people who mysteriously have money
pretend to be busy.
i'm sorry
but your supposed "bullies"
are cooler than you.

don't simp for kings and queens.
so lame.

build a good name.
put a good name out there.

are we by any chance stupid?
i am anime.
i need to be my raw true self.
i don't approve anything
i used to do.
i love the 12 am cheese. 
who hid the cheese?

no ants in the kitchen.
hell ye.
for ryl.

i found the party gear.
it's a metal gear. 

fuck money.


Saturday, January 24, 2026

park debater

why don't you go outside, cat?
stop master debating.
nobody wants to party anymore.
you think everyone is porn.
rating cats of istanbul.
no sharpie this morning.
just over-the-top gaming.

the worst people on earth will describe kitten meow meow as "far left". 
pedo nazis are lame
all day
everyday.
libs going crazy
over the most pathetic white savior shit.
how ice blockes people.

reanimated.
it's not the best paced thing on earth.

can you do lots in one minute?

i wanna see fun band get serious.

7.
you're so introverted.
i'm so crazy.
your dad
really likes his crackers.
you brought a kid into this world
and you're still shit.
i like them fights short and sweet.

this desk has lasted 10 years.
hot air balloon.
this goat eats papers.
everything in the toilet is functional.
don't break it.
the bin is empty.
hurray!

politics are woke.,
how does time work in your world?

they're so corporate.

his days
with hguys
are gone.
he put the honey
in the bun.

stop saying we sound like dragonforce.

got goat rule tools?


dead demons.

why is everyone lonely?
ha?

have you ever made friends on steam?

you can't even look at women for one week.

you're ambient anime.
i'm random donut.
so here
and so style.

is it possible getting chased by curvy women.!
i'm alwayas to go on dates?

yeah.
you just think the famous are great. 

CONVERT HER TO HANABIE-ISM!

blue shock collar:
he's in love with a thirst trap.

i'm like eveyrbody, man.

you don't take a bath.

to be a star,
you must burn. 
that london.
didn't come out as london.

taekwondo,
it took Sarah 3 episodes
to eat a cake.
she likes 3d.
i like 3d.
what is there more to say?
"...
fuck yeah?"

delayed gratification, motherfucker.
more images, crazy loser.s
if you anti-trans,
i'm anti-you.

i am kazakhstan.


messy open mic night

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gunnas are not effective here.

what do you wanna do today, cat?

what's going on in your lyfe?
nothing?

what if i was 9 months pregnant?
would you wait a month?

it seems like everyone
and everything
is performing
all of the time. 
[Warsama Warsame
changed the soundtrack of your life.]

own your truth, man.

disrespecting bullies & partying.

people who are allergic to doing good are easy to scam. just charge them tens of thousands a month for leadership courses.

"aspiring thought leader"
"reverse racism"
"bullied for being rich".
loser shit.
the negative xp listenir is can't.
OH NO.,
she's gonna be a zuckerberg.
we lost another stemlord.

thankfully, it's very celsius today.

hollywood exposed
by dollywood.

don't cut off your fingers,
woman.

i stay dead in this place. 


alt kid.

i love it, i love it, i love it.
crazy.

you captured all my cringe, baby.

this brainrot cannot be anger.

how was 2016 for you personally?
how was personally for you 2006?

she looks like a skull. 

everyday,
i wake up.
thinking of me.
from one propaganda bubble
to another.
telling random people, 
" i love you".
I_have_so_much_contempt
for the people.
the full moon changes us.

you're good at fighting.

a lot of owkr
goes into producinggarbage.

you'd kill one_hundred_thousand__people
(wif a button)
if it means
never having to move your ass.
fucking "apolitical".
the pot calling the kettle a kettle.

"keep politics out of my media"
"art is my escape"
ughh...

bring me an immigration.

john carpenter is today.


arcade rebillion

year of receiving
n deceiving.

i am not sabrina carpenter.

your future now is watching yourself through mirrors. n merories.

are_you_gonna_watch_the_grinch
_dressed_as_the_grinch?
that's some electric bullshit.

if you want you to know
that i hate you.

no.
giant horseshoe,
do you wear jeans everyday?
even on days that you don't wear jeans?
underwear 
gets torn into pieces.
it is its last resort.

cocaine in the cake. 

incomplete: strong and weak. 

nobody's watching you. 
everyone is.

"it's money time."
said the boring money tree capitalist.
a dinosaur.

that's no stepping stone.
that's your friend. 
have fun.
you never liked rude people with morals anyway, rite?

who has time for anime?

rude liberators > polite exploiters.
anyday.
anyway,
it's not the best coffee in the world
but it's coffee.
this ad is from 1973 
but she looks 2026.

peak was live actiong today.
he was a popular monster among girls.

barn n finger. 
 
save me from these lames.


Saturday, January 17, 2026

blanket party

i'm going to eat food.

i don't trust your taste.
your politics are shit.

i'll try to go to sleep.

if you're privileged and you don't know why, you probably suck.
just because the world works for you
doesn't mean you know how the world works.

is sucking blood healthy?
i don't think os.

nothing's gonna happen to me.

rating art is impossible.

it's healing, baby.

4. orphan science.

america is not normal.

what did you turn ento?
dog.com

kdrama so bad.

what do you do when people like you?

mario discord party.
i'm posting on social media.
look what we got, games.

hell ye.
we made everyone look communist.

we're improving on metal. 


kkonamurica

what the fuck was i even stimming?

you have to come to terms with the fact
that murica is crazy.

limited jiyon.

snl is not funny.

[a,erocam]
people are not surprising.
star or no.
cool people are everywhere.

roommate,
what if this was 2000
and you liked music?
tom hiddlestone middleton.

i feel like i've been cultured by one piece.

i'm not really here.

you look like one of my girlfriends. 
resistance mothers.

if you want it,
pay it!

you're so utada hikaru.

nothing is gatekept.
everything is.

you can have fun
at any age.
fight those ants.
fight those giants.

"so real"
and it's just someonoe who matches your lameness.

he's a frieren nazi.


big brother

there are only 12 notes.

i can guess your top four: Gone With The Wind, Forrest Gump, Little Miss Sunshine, The Help. 

feeling low energy?
a kiwi CD.

the most obvious "reverse racism" person got outed for being a zionist. i love pre-hating people.

milk.

new look.

you blame bullying.
i blame entitlement.
we are not the same.

dm me if uninterested.

i need to pee too. 

honic the sedgehog.
wolfsten creek.

i'm so happy when there are no chickens in the kitchens. it means i have conquered it.

you're not a mediator.
you're free PR. 

he can't sleep because of ps5.


elvis

you never learned anything.anywhere
no context
in the forest.
you can't catch me.
you don't know how 
or when
i freak out.

i need properweird. 

cats have personalities.

what it feels like to drown in earth.
y'know
i hate being right all the time. 

the tiramisu is quite nice.
it's quite news.

timkai, 
are you there?
who are you talking to in that dream?

i am the clean master
because i clean,
motherfucker. 

is everything a bloody reference?

nobody knows who's behind the gif.

your nakama.
my nakama.
our nakama.

i'm a mess.
i'm all over the place.

elvis will be alive someday.
it woulbe fun someday
to play ball
with tuxedo mask.

lost in reality.

have you never talked to a real person?
no interaction with the cashier?

i like people who know how the world works. best people. entitled cunts, die. 


gotta do the maximum.

beautifulboyish@yourdreams.com

meltylancerforce firstclass.

"i don't believe in rules."

scratching your balls.
making your balls balls.
ointment on your balls.
don't get your food wet.

no one cares about your blog
but me, really.
it's healing.
it's noisy.
i like it.

u love your internet friends.

random life.
y2k baddies.

make it harajuku!

you have determined with your youtube degree that i have narcissism, machiavellianism, and psychopathy. 

i forgot what month is october.

why are you so grateful for inauthentic slop?


crashing a bougie party

the sun is up and out.
should you be on the sleeping right now?
you're very disney film.
200 posts this year.
very character design.

why do sweets look like sweets?

music is one of the things in the world.
i'm driven by it.

look, 
it's the blowjob brothers.
your father just shot a woman.
it was a political disagreement.

what the black thing is.
are?

Marry Curry,
fry a godzilla.
it's 
Dinner by Mom. 
o clock.
no benadryl in this dog food.

2 big bananas
will fill you up like a human.
&
cow tim,
it's mochi time.
this cara manis
is a lesser_cara_manis.
i want to get a mechanical body.

poetry reading at a tech bro party.
so many brainrotted human beings.
doing math problems on the piano.

kurdistan lemon.
salt and sugar.
egg and pimples.
tandoori is sweet.

on your way to create more jobs by sprinkling cheeto dust all over your keyboard. 


th other beatles

hi,
i'm from Turkey.
how are you?

it's relaxing.

why are artists ninja?
darkstalkers.
bc
da
spider shirt,
towel,
shorts,
underwear.
they see it all.

full, taken, and out of line.

nugget phase, alright.

oh no.
he's carrying an Elon Musk autobiography.
a lame-o who wants to debate college students.

your mother is in australia.

don't booger, booger.
looking_for_the_candy, dishwasher.

how many laptops have you got 
from god?

happy new year in 2k.

don't stop pissing everywhere.
pay.!

40 now.

why ar eboring things boring?
it's the same shit.
complacent.
status quo.
you_hate_buddha.
exploitation
unquestioned.

there are so many people
we can get along with.

party like it's 2000.


kahwin

we're in a building
in a building
in a building
in a dbuilding.
pss... 
in a building.

give us the samurai.
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
(to be continued).
give us the samurai.
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
*fight*
give us the samurai.
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.
give us the samurai. 
we don't have the samurai.

i am from NotTurkey.
will you provide the bread?

plans to the US leaked.

omg, youcame.
like a chicken.
kote ayam.

fork,
meet knife.

stop pissing on your legs, sexist.

the download is complete.
your life is only beginning.
ass yourself,
"why is man always a cop?"

i want to kill this out of touch b.


have you ever eaten a naga?

title: panda eyes

his wife sexy.
my wife sexy.
her wife taxi.
your wife non existent.

ye.
punch up, kiss down.

i'm humbled by the poor and destitute. 
you're humbled by billionaires and pedophiles.
we are not the same. 

let's go to petronas for food.

don't AI your face.
why do dat?

a lot of things we do is performative.

everyone is fun.

1000 rejections.

there's an infinite universe
at the library.
(area pontianak).

even I was a young person.

why do you get to see me like that?
it'snot moral.
stapp.

the more confused you are
the more proud i am.

reanimated.


tiramisu

u need time to write goodbye,
mall cop.

sweating
and sweating
and sweating
and sweating
(profusely),
&
bollocking
and bollocking
and bollocking
and bollocking.
system of a down.
any humans anywhere?
fail.

i'm causing an event
because i'm an event causer.
wow.... she so beautiful
like a movie star.
it so random.
so much butter.
i'm dead.
tiramisu is so good.

fish is real

ho hoi sum.

what genre is movie?

inu.
is
wise like an eagle.
blind like an owl.
man like a bat.

not anothe rboring pop edm shit.
that's a kagi.

anata.

you're old now.

too big to fail?
please fail.

kolang kaling.


?unquestioned.

thanks for posting on youtube,
unknown youtuber.
[if you don't see sonic,
click skip.]

fun fact:
she's a 70 year old virgin.
a very famous person who cut my hair.
pamous ferson.
kylie minogue
is one of the women in the world.

yuno, got time for me.
NO BOOTLICKING!

news
is politics.
thinking 
is politis. 

some people just like laptops.
they they think tt's sexy.

art still exists.

you cna't make a bed
out of a chair.

salutize your randomized internet brain,
loser.
suck at life?
grift to the right. 
jk.
git gud.

chronically offline.

we just want to connect to some people. 

are you the popularest?
of your gang?
of your school?
das capitalism will take your meditating time.
unless you own shit.

there's always a culture war with you.
necause you're a loser.
you have trained
to become lazy.
collexting rubber bands.

how'd you like my cleavage?

a lot of things unsaid
are being said. (you like thai bl.)

cara manis.


Saturday, January 10, 2026

tea

ora.
o cha.
orange o cha.
and a whole lot of fruit.
how do you know its chocolate?
it's not nutritious.
the dress is made of.

go into hiding, bootlicker.
no personality? no style? 
no wonder you simp for billionaires and pedophiles. 

ye.
you the brainwashed type
that likes to be brainwashed.

are you scared of ants?
what did they do to you?

RESPECT EXISTENCE!

is this fish
eatable?
edible?
adible?
audible.com

i love you, i love u, i love you.
YOU MADE YOUR DAD OCD2??

they're mass organizing chickens.

do you want me?
or do you want mee?
do you want meat?
or to meet me?

must be great.
i have nice tits.

let's do it again someday,
future murder victim.

imagine having to cut your fingernails every week.


Saturday, January 3, 2026

finland goth

it's a punk birthday.
the birthday of a punk.
new playlist time!

can you play to an audience?

Gear 5.

reminder:
DO NOT. WATCH. TV.

the funniest people in the world
live in my pants.

i lost my fangs too.
punching the fake
out of the fake.

omg. 
jiggle physics.
why?

you believe everyone should mind their own business.
especially if 
their business is killing other people.
you'd do it for a billion dollars.
kill one hundred thousand.
you like winning.
you like success.
you think you're better than the poor.
you're sad and alone.
sadanalone.
fixations and obsessions

2 is better than one.
obviously.

what are your thoughts and feelings on mr dr k?

digiboy advance?

wow.
this is from 2018.


yessir

i'm having food for dinner, guys.
i've been announced as a human.
you can' ttell truth from fact.
because you've been redditbrained.

this guy is number 1. 

algo is god to an apolitical person.

why do you got to believe in bullshit, man?
stop, man.
it's not cute, msn.

i don't fit into a type.
i'm not a consumable.

i like it's crazy.

you a yua gas explosion. 

the paradox of what i am.
a pair of dogs.

you eat boogers.
why'd the hell you eat boogers?
i followed for a while.
then i stopped caring.

do you guys love food?
i love food.

i care for the real.
not the butt rock.

i'm gonna ask my friend
to help me install the new tv.
i know i'm a ghost. 

future me is happy.

you're really stalking that cat. 


yo soy cuba

are you a socialized animal?

i'm really stoned right now.
i am puerto rico.

quit acting like an ugly.

your crowd is full_of_billionaires_and_pedophiles. 

let us sleep how much we like.

do not like our software?
please donate.

45 + 9.

WOW!
so much cutting edge bullshit.

did you hear...?
The Molotovs are reinventing gigging.
lol.
they're bringing gigging back.
lmao.

WHERE ARE MY GYM BROS AT?
luv ya.

hmmmmmmm...

i lit my pants on fire, 
motherfucker!

why are you porn tricks?

fuck you, nature.
i'm tired of your rainy ass.

just because i'm hot
doesn't mean i'm not.

gotong-the royong.

buy a new phone charger.

One Piece villains are very very real (devil fruit abilities aside).
those who don't get that are losers. 
ya hear?
LOSERS.


the red couch

money, money, money.
dollar_dollar_bills_y'all.,.

what percentage of gamers are alive?
those clothes
are not made for combat.

everything about u is cringe. 

this is jim morrison.

i was in the early 2000s
when i was dead.
i'm never not simple.
papaya.

everyone has a life.

did you forget?
i forgot. 

only the horny people are healthy. 

follow me.
i'm alive.
all the doctor obeys.

as someone who watched the manga,
read the anime. 

professor plays games.

hurry up or get cut up.

the waterman is coming.
dis world of minecraft.

always resisting the urge to beat up status quo preserving people.


core keeper

speedrunner in the glory hole.

supermassive game developer.

you've killed all your competition
and you still lost.
loser.

all wizard problems.

don't jump yet.

colonizer-core.
invade other countries.
then complain about immigration. 
genius.

ye. workign people not gud enuff for you. you're self-actualizing with manosphere and podcasters.

why is everything 730p?

tell me everything's alright.

OMG!
dthe download is onlmost finish.

what is a ram?
is that a person in my computer?

pretending to be friendly is so tiring. hurry up and say the wrong thing so i can punch you in the face already.

watching slop for the first time. 

china: most popular.