Saturday, December 13, 2025

transcendental monkey

is my chicken a thing?

he's a gooner.
goodbye, gooner.

slumlord,
you were about to die
but no!
plot armor.
exploitation_is_your_only_flavor. 
and now
what other works
has you done?

chris tucker.
lemme ass.
are hot people nice because they're hot?
or are they hot because they're nice?

boi,
the listening.
it gets education.al

so much hypeness.

what is that ridonkuclous hairstyle?

time reveals.
turning that cocktail
into lesbian piss.

it's the 20th anniversary of whatever.

how do i worry?
i forgot how to do it. 

everyone just consumes.

there is music in my veins.

doctor's appointment. 
done.
freedommmm!

my top 6 human.


dolphin man

i am crazy.
i am one.
you have no friends.

shattered man.
sheltered man.

you really trust the algo to shape your personality, huh?

i'm at your mama's house.

smells like nice.

"rapper reacts to sound."
"sloptuber does one push up,
becomes fitness guru."

you'll never believe
what my life is like now.

my mechanic friend is a nerd,
coolnerd.

you're never part of anything.
you just want to lord,
to exploit,
to colonize,
that's why you're never cool.

making a differencce.

i'm at punk hazard. 
wassup.
the seiyuu is cool.

i consume and spit out however i like.
it feels nerdy.
it feels good.
i'm a zombie survivor.

there' smusic everywhere.

well,
at least you're not watching porn.

the russian.
he's going to japan
for a wife.

browsing loser profiles.

maximum intelligence. /s


Saturday, December 6, 2025

megaloshark

you've weird me at a time of my life. 
- pre-elon twitter.
but the map has changed,
emo gangsta hipster.
we're all robot zombies.
this is the loudest i've ever cat. 

do you like horror movies?
i am a horror movie.
filming is already constipated.

forget about your boyfriend.
he's alive. 

the primary job in this weird task is live. 
the rest of the serial killer is silly.
bloodstain.
cum stain.
shame stain.
shit stain.
this song makes you feel like internet.

why are you always at cafes?
3/4 coffee cup.
your favorite media consumption guy.

the sims can do what you want.
- buy uncensored.
- idol's sex life.

yoooooooooooooo.
dog's got mad toes.

i killed myself yesterday. 

johnny depp is not cool.


superalive.

enjoy things.

blood grunge.

i am the crazy.

is that poppy from spiritbox?

well,
.
dat's the mistake everyone makes
when walking up stairs.

dust maker, 
.
you're hotting smoke!
i don't like drawing AI.
they treat me like a bat.

it takes a great smart
to produce great stupid. 
and
you were in your twenties
in the 2000s.

ocd,
i'm too lazy to czech.
but the rat launched itself
into a thousand different soldiers
in
gundam.
the least political anime on earth. /s

chinese kuih.
you're eating with demi lovato.

i also like me on the rooftop.