easy express cantonese fried rice

you're alive 

for the first time

experiencing unfamiliar territory.

- portuguese egg tart.

- fighting your destiny.

- coin in a washing machine.

- bad mochi.

- exploiting a dumdum law.

it's strange

and surprising

yet_not_so_surprisng

who becomes a star.

your ex.

she on the tele.

which banana is older?

hmm?

more is more.

"i will become your one piece."

is your thing.

tonight,

an early dinner.

|

not in sync with society.

people know you.

our identities are hard strong.

hard to change.

and you keep coming back

for that denpa feeling. 

shrine

your dopamine center.

it will come true.

chocolate chip cookies,

brownies,

red velvet cake...

paint in her style.

my god,

you love all the biopics.

draw her.

sketch her.

decorate her with media.

it's a calming agent.

yo

bcoz

sex is outlawed

in this weird ahh country.

only kings 

are allowed 

to have it.

we all know we fake.

we like it.

lost the ability to human.

maybe she'll love you.

0.000000003 percent.

starchild

new shirt, new day.

rotoscope hurts my brain.

friends gotta know

if you're dead.

in

dis tiny ahh world.

gotta show the world what I really am.

what do you know about death?

always fighting

for the right people.

the most people.

have some cider, brothers!

no roof tonight.

i crash at your place.

your face.

your car.

yo,

data hoarder.

i respect what you do.

keep the internet alive!

and weird!

there are no geniuses.

dynamite

don't just consume.

create.

piss on a police car.

you put porn in a ps2 memory card?

weirdo classical music fan.

AI dumbass.

garish idiot

 with no real friends.

lonely rich boy.

nobodycares.

there's so much action in real life.

i'm so clean.

i'm gonna rock n roll.

you will remember forever...

behind every man

is another man

hiding a man

underneath the man.

i don't wanna think, man.

similar

but not the same.

always cool.

surprisingly.

you swore off fried chicken

since you became an actor.

how'd they do everything naked?

you love a fan.

iknowthiscity.

nighttime.

do nothing.

|

know nothing.

let's go to the asian food market.

you can't spare 10 bucks?

dumbass.

it helps that i'm a stupid person.

be yourself.

tis the ultimate cool.

it's not a difference in opinion.

it's a difference in facts.

food,

you can't lie about. 

there's chicken in everything.

i am so many beautiful women.

don't hate a foreigner.

welcome

to dinner!

i know the ish i made is good.

you know so much about nothing.

[midnight racer]

war is real

always faking it, baby.

i fake orgasms.

centrists

toy guns brainwashing.

teaching kids to war.

disney minecraft colonialism.

memories are alive!

lawyer friend.

stocks lover.

you really believe in the law.

a friend in tech is good 2.

🎵 tanah tumpahnya darahku.🎵

kojima.

this is a boss fight!

everybody loves a boss fight!

both their dads have been to prison.

do you have any idea

hwo the world works?

i'm so cunt. 

he's only 3 years younger than you

and already 10 years older.

uhh...

okay. i'll sell my feet pics.

OCD waiter

water level, close, close, full, full, press, door.

check.

a 2025 video

uploaded in 2006.

life is a comedy.

gotta get ready for 

all of life's

uncomfortableness.

unpredictability.

a friend in tech is good.

how do you relaxation?

omg.

i can join you in the shower?

it's the flash mob of nothingness.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.

rush hour.

@ restaurant.

|

and cooking and cooking and cooking.

you don't know

what i know.

you alone'd all your way back to everyone?

right person, wrong time.

love again.

sunny day

my brain loves

the worst case scenario.

please let me rest.

workout is so chaotic.

if i awake

in th emiddle of the night,

i'm never happy.

kindness and friendship.

forever.

cow means milk.

cookies and cooking.

|

eat me.

life your time with things

to feel things.

omg,

you made a baby.!

an american girl in space.

she's

so 2000s.

everything is 240p.

you like story?

you get story mode. 

poor people's summer.

1.

find out about your god. 

2. the whole country is racist.

3. so many things can go wrong.

society

hello, owner.

are you surprised

to be the one

about to be eaten?

i'm the hero.

you're pretty?

that's good.

don't download bullshit.

give me food, give me food, give me food, give me food.

you prefer an ethnostate for meaning?

you only prefer the chosen people.

they kissed for real.

all the weirdos hang out together.

who were you exactly?

you can be anything you want.

fine.

i'll watch you masturbate.

gods.

white supremacists.

israelis.

they'd just kill anybody.

|

kill at me.

|

friendly fire!

soldier shoot soldier.

give a kid a rocket launcher.

review this cookie, motherfucker.

panda

hello, china...

all time is the same.!

yesturday,

everday,

masterday.

the tv is weird

in imperial core.

david lynch.

acting is fun.

acting is weird.

everyone is beautiful.

haw flakes are old school.

i'm in control of everything

because of the state

and the brotherhood.

tf?

|

this motel so clean.

kinmono is good.

it beautiful.

her name is Jack.

i feel like every Linklater movie

is a weed movie.

DON'T STEP INTO BEAR TRAP!

okay...

magically beautifully

fun is better.

they've got no soul.

theyv ejust g ot consumption.

words are magically.

 

i'm at the bookshop, baby.

happiness is good.

these words...

they do the talking for me. 

my place

is in eternity.

i'll buy the tickets.

romance 

can destroy your life

|

beautifully.

you cna have your tea.

then you'll have to leave.

mmachines are stupid.

conservatives are losers.

stylistically...

artistically...

feel the soul rot.

littering like an american.

mamak association/. (it's a sign)

night guard.

people help people. we do

we're good people, motherfucker.

friendship & sex

do you know anyone who looks like him?

please introduce me.

presentation is important.

talk about me

as the loser_girlfriend

you once had.

why are you so nice to me?

professional confessional.

i like going fast.

are you ashamed

of getting hit on

by a skater?

you're the main student.

everyone's gossiping about you

in a movie.

this is so underrated.

forget

one_thousand_tiny_worries.

my people are cute. 

he is good people.

 we trust good people.

he works with dead bodies.

so.....

donate your body to science?

the fex is making you think of sood.

water level, close, close, press, door.

ocd is cancelled today.

everybody rejoice.

the cat was in heat.

it's a cat.

|

we are city rats.

tendency to be lower. 

i'm sorry... 

but batman is a fascist.

we are intriguing.

we are 

The Monkees.

an addiction that pays the bills.

you'll learn to love me.

will you die

if you are ignorified?

vanilla-ass blonde.

faith...

patriotism...

dumbassery...

if you on9,

you get to be a snob.

ye

because

it's pink_hair_time

for all the pink people.

get yo own lab.

big mofo computers.

i'm '86

drove my car here.

think of yourself as a detective

looking for clues.

lsd, drugs, substances, chemicals...

my friend is your friend.

like all true women,

i gave myself a blowie.

|

not a freak anyway.

hot people everywhere.

turn tricks.

people pay for sex?

people should help people,

yu-

yu-gi-oh master.

a trip to so many different worlds.

you learn a lot about people

in sex work.

let's talk at the noodle stall.

elon musk

must be the most

no-personality-motherfucker

of all time.

how do you have time?

being human is hard.

how is i such a moron?

the hell of the leg raise is done.

you can now put on a suit.

i'm a cornstar

of many different poms.

|

when will real life begin?

aliens out there.

instead of killing homos,

he killed himself.

your birthday gender.?

i identify 

as a happy girl.

what happened to the people who go nowhere?

download a mirror.

how do you have the energy to sex

after workout?

you can style-over-substance me.

believe we.

this ish gory.

destination: hot.

i am a car.

how are you, little bro?

i am an air-conditioner.

main focal point.

i'm your friendship guy.

you've got your favorite t-shirt.

the woman from the 70s is still alive.

you're in the 80s.

apocalypse denied. 

vtubers.

do you get them?

stabhim in the eye!

stab him in the ey!

alien invasion fantasy.

|

so many problematic people here.

leftist is bestist.

we keeps

curious/empathy about everything. 

dis guy is madness.

dis guy is sparta.

he said 

some weird bizarre shit

AND he's an antifurry.

suicide, mass shooting, craziness.

doggy training myself.

using cookies as reward. 

you get bored of everything so quick.

shirt, towel, shorts, underwear.

revolutionary bros, sises, enbys,

the train is still a-training.

the cool air

will calm you down.

you will go left,

you will go right,

you will go down.

we can go to the 60s(ifyouwant

anytime we want.

you can't have breakfast all day.

banana_fritters_rock_n_roll.

let me borrow your nostalgia.

they're squeezing us

then telling us

that we're okay.

that we just

weren't birthed right.

dream / nightmare.

|

they get mid actors to play anything. 

what time is it?

it's time to get a watch.

another privileged family

with a mass shooter son.

commune.

crash bandiboot

idk what i am, man.

just a racing game

with a simple reskin.

why are you always porn?

animals is haiwan.

yayyy!!!

we hanging out./workingout

i don't like doing arms.

you ghost all your normal friends

and keep all the sus ones.

that is called pedo signaling. 

beer and bath.

how did we become the most desired?

idk anything about anything.

but i sure as hell know something

about something.

you only want

the finger things in life.

not willing ot learn.

anti-theory.

uncharming.

think you too smart for everyone.

kiss my ass. 

acting for the camera.

acting for the real life.

one cigarette before you die.

do you know style?

we can all the scenes of all time,

thank you.

artists are so talented. 

one hour left to live.

pandan mochi.

red bean mochi.

we don't discrimate around here.

dis has become your dependent coffee.

so let's scripting, baby.

scripting like a motherfucker.

me boy-god.

i'm not an algorithm being.

i don't follow trends.

yo'ure an adult.

have your own opinions.

everybody creates.

who are you?

they say you're famous.

but i don't know you.

you played a donut eating cop?

all you do is consumption.

do you know adult friendships?

hinata

let peopl ebe hot

if you love me,

share.

panic attqcks are real. 

that's not a friend.

that's a cowoerker.

my adhd friend.

it can't get even more beautifuler.

wish you were part of something.

you were never part of anything.

you're eating my food.

i'm prouid.

i'm exciting about

the healing

and the killing

i'm about to do

on Sunday.

in this air-conditioned room.

music calms me down.

hello, i love you.

cofee shop open/

coffee shop closed.

surviving on two towels.

meat everyone's cousin.

sweet vege,

there's a haunted_bass_guitar out your door.

we're goin to need friends

to navigate

dis situish.

hot people are everwhere

if you care to look.

easily tricked adult

be like

|

"bootlicking is the new punk rock."

yikes.

his girlfriend's

got more of a bckbone

than he does.

relationship status: uneasy truce.

yo'ure the type to date exploiters. 

why?

it feels good to have work.

two bananas at once.

let's destroying hte world.

this is quirk town.

pigs like sweating.

be yourself.

everybody trust

in th elove planet.

you can choose your lifestyle, y'know?

they're playing brothers and sisters in the movie

and they're fucking.

woo.

BEAT UP KIDS IN MOVIES. 

gay frog.

we're too colorful.

eggs everyday.

is A okay.

i was not snart

a dumdum ago.

i'm still not smart

but at least,

now i know.

free the slaves.

|

take dead fascists' guns. LET'S!

|

kids throwing rocks.

we know people.

rama-rama

[butterfly in japanese]

beautifuls are butterflies and unique.

OMFG.

YOU EAT COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST?

and still read the newspapers.

she cut his dick off.

hang out with me, baby.

my ocd brain is breaking. 

[facts, dead people, and pedos. ]

that's his idea

of jazz culture.

he's not even hiding his bigot tree.

i like playing.

|

watch pajamas.

dress in wholesome anime.

ye.

we are the devil's spawn.

bring all the tools here.

we're cooking far away.

i wannabe

in my friend's home.

numbers go up. make me happy.

transmasculine

save the girl,

get the world.

simple as.

i can eat whatever i want.

what's the logic?

omg.

she's got a mullet.

|

kiss me, kiss me, kiss me...

improvise some dialogue here.

you can't play chicken with a car

withou t a car.

we make food with that produce. 

-potatos

-vege

-sauce

big trouble

in little china.

everyone's got ghosts.

every race.

knowing that you're gonna die sucks.

i'm finding all the hidden stuff.

always been there.

never been found.

everybody so cute.

a sonic t-shirt

from 1975. 

you'll grow into yourself someday.

housekeeping (black & white or rainbow)

tissue thrown.

i am the master.!

never dip 

\your earphone

in coffee. 

ye.time is slow today. 

get 5000 words in.

[catgirlsmoker joins the chat.]

type "workers > owners."

whileworkingfromhome,

flow 

halted

by the leg raise. 

#bodygoals

wash clothes immediately.

be_a_be_a_badass.

i'm so clean, baby.

we're so action packed. 

no one is better.

all is good.

i lived a life.

everything moves nicely.

bookworm

i am clueless

we're humans. 

we can swim.

another one of those "relatable rich kid" stories. 

lov intesnely. manypeopl.

|

people are not stereotypes.

|

imaginary hugs.

learning everything through media.

the whoel life is fake.

you're still living in the 2000s.

it's a movie.

it doesn't have to be real.

i'm famously famous.

how many did you kill?

(ina video game)

the mystery is solved.

you have consumed the media.

let the day begin.

we're making food, baby.

we're making food.

what do you do for leisure?

all you do is leisure.

license to sail.

cools (leeches don't get credit for producing blood.)

let's go camping.comping

help a stranger.

stranger helps you.

it's an adventure!

everybody's alive. 

felling sish for toobs.

selling fish for boots.

don' t you want to fit in.?

friendos.

}

pickingberries.

now we helping th commeunity.

friendship, motherfucker.

and now the friendship is money.

everybody cool beautiful sexy.

you and your friends

debating

the merits

of corn.

apartment.

how nice.

you can just walk to people's houses.

i love it when the sub don't sync. /s

the clash

it looks beautiful

what we're doing.

|

no limits. i i i 

you wantto be a different person

through lsd.

use the actor however you please.'

joe strummer.

the zionist

saw a palestinian flag

and killed himself.

very american movies.

very american situations.

can you believe

joseph gordon levitt

was a child?

nothing personal.

vintage record store.

a millennial

with a zoomer.

everyvbody dies.

it's all pointless.

that's why i lik eit.

the cookie

you can stay at my place.

have you ebeen on a date before?

beachbabes everywhere.

why is eveyrone hothere.?

is this a porn shoot?

it's summertime. 

everything is a movie. 

diving is fun.

so much good acting in this cheese.

these are prehistory creatures.

everyone is a human.

a human is a person.

the cookie will kill you to a good life.

cheese

we wrote the movie together.

the thing

that cheeses my balls 

is how mice everything is.

calm my brain.

tell me you're game again. 

so ambitious.

i like chicken.

i like pretty. 

wow, i'm hot!

hot makes the words. 

you're a kate moss fan

in 2098.

i hope the mat

doesn't crumple.

nepobaby.

sega fanboy

freaking out

over an essay.

no TERFS allowed anywhere.

it's a legendary video.

very hard to find.

super eyepatch wolf.

the cat will survive.

i am artistically stupid.

they made racism legal in that country.

bad satire

made you feel

like you done something.

do you support your local heroes?

no, 

you support the empire.

they're buying each other houses

for present.

you're fihting to be relevant.

everyuthing is a movie.

if you're ever feeling down

about feeling up

just remember

that you're excited

to buy

that useful thing.

an artist's workstation is interesting.

there are so many games

in the 2000s.

you kiss the computer.

the computer kisses back.

i make whatever i want.

i have maximum fun.

the greatest actor of all time...

the most beautiful cow shot...

then downfall of the cool guy...

which one of these will rise to the surface?

coworker music

he's good at what he does.

i am mindblowingly stupid. 

it's a coworker situation.

be normal.

nothing about me is real. 

everyone is connected. 

do you get the news in prison?

yuppie.

the system is messed up.

we're luckily paid.

boujee.

she wants matcha.

yuu want matcha.

were you brainfluenced?

you, me, dog.

go camping.

his name is sex_sex_sex_sex.

i want all thatunderground shit.

it came to me in a dream,

"broaden your survival".

for i'm an actor

in a nearby alternate universe.

something to do.

everyminute,

everysecond,

everyday.

there's something to do.

even nothing.

we are russian, broski.

you can borrow other peopels' childhoods.

read my balls.

it's not very important.

but it's very important.

where is home?

rebel chick...

baddies...

don't love for no reason.

love for some reason.

some cutscenes are easy to miss.

it's so thrilling.

strangertalkers be talking.

YOU'RE AN ADULT.

YOU CAN SNACK 

IF YOU WANT TO SNACK.

i like me.

it's gonna happen.

the sky's gonna explode.

internet people

i dumb.

goofy goofy goofy.

eventhough we're far away,

we're still so close.

they crippled him

and made him indoorsy.

love your life.

reality is overrated

rreality is underrated.

it depends who you ask.

cotton candy hair. 

did you have sex with your ex?

i need to be moved.

i want to be moved.

you could be everywhere.

this is his most accessible work yet.

fighting monsters

must be totally different

from fighting

a person.

he's a father and a wife.

dreams in a dog brain

you can't eat human food.

you're a dog.

talk.

you're part of the internet community.

what kind of dreams in a dog brain?

you roll your own tobacco?

nice.

don't worry about that little sweet.

don't be a weird fan.

me eating?

thjat's just nature doing its thing.

nose chimney.

we're not running a charity here.

this is mutual aid.

sweet autistic music.

drinking 

with friends.

on the floor.

with friends.

drinking friends

with floor.

on the juice

with friends.

trainn... choo choo.

seo won

wow.

i'm everywhere on the famous.

idk if i'm a gamer.

you don't have to pay full attention. 

absolutely abalone,

i absolutely have to.

the building is falling apart.

how you 48

looking 24

making that smooth smooth money?

crash bandicoot.

it was someone else's childhood.

you wouldn't understand. 

don't hate the player

for hateing the game.

hate the game

for hating the player.

love the dev.

YO! this is not weird enough.!!!!

no need to know your reality.

i have no brains.

bored rich people are boring. 

not working for the man.

girlypopnation

omg. 

she's so shai.

the night of cronenberg.

we're famous everywhere.

you can't friends with him anymore

because of his politics.

deleting, deleting, deleting

till your brain goes

deleting.

my world has become breeze.

my was has become a breeze.

wow she's so pretty.

she's so pretty that you're alive.

nobody can stop meeeeeeeee/

drinking friends.

drinking juice 

with friends.

on the floor.

with friends.

drinking them

with friends.

labubu.

labubu queen.

it's raining.

everybnody's raining.

get raining.

you can spectate my game. 

plan 9: baby vs king

i have no idea how the world works.

idk what reality is.

how do you have time?

do it in the morning too?

please... don't fatal attraction me.

this a club for my race.

just stick to the script, goddamnit

or lose it.

goddamn.

[the cat is a great actor.

brainwashed by the military.

her name is pluto.]

you're gonna get killed

in your spa_relaxation_thingy,

king.

it's not the world's fault

that you don't understand.

revolution is coming.

papadum.

i didn't scan my brain.

it just went poof.

now i want amnesia.

hentai_luvr

i am the donkey kong!

jaim th emaster!

she's so fun,

she's fo sun.

you...

haruto har=uto:

night of safari.

well,

you're a steptempo kind of guy.

alwys moms.

idk why 

you're so obsessed with size.

got a zune?

why.

luigi found the weed.

(it's in a weeb)

solved that computer problem.

you gotta know what site you going to.

it's not all safe.

not all sunshine.

not alll rainbrows.

i'm an energy_drink_virgin.

shut down the earth.

you gota fixation

on solving stars.

i just got killed by a door.

i'll be back.

why do all the perv ppl stay perv?

the leg raise rises

watch tilda swinton transform. 

you were born in the 2000s.

you wwere born to leg raise.

i want perfect calm.

iw ant to know to how to perfect calm.

let's leg raise.

music from the future.

fucking motherfucker.

take that money.

lotsa lotsa bigga biga money.

how do right wingers make friends?

idk.

always at 

the cutting edge of nothing.

|

never change.

never move forward.

give me a leg raise!

i've cut my OCD time. 

dont let em distract you, 

dot.

wow,

you love corporations.

this story is about how you're special

and how you're gonna be very special. 

my cutie little pacookie.

poor little meow meow.

gotta cheat

in immersive sim..

i lov eyou.

leg raise is okay.

i'm a new input given to me.

- cure a zombie.

- heal the dead.

you'll find something to do. 

i need a tank for this movie

and fake humans for extras.

plastic.

a movie is a lifeform.

on emovie is a lifetime.

in-game reading. 

you like it.

[press enter]

were you in a movie

in yr 30s

in the 1930s?

a special effects extravaganza?

eating is part of the job.

how do you cut potatoes

without cutting your fingers?

speak in riddles.

|

ypu've won the body.

but have you won the heart?

don't talk too much.

goth girl in latex,

what am I?

you're always doing something wrong.

always learning. 

we need more.

李嘉欣 (pay raise)

i want smooth and clear.

socialize for work.

work for socialize.

i'm in so many lives.

movies are fake.

movies are real.

my girlfriend's a stripper.

you didn't harm anybody

yet they burned down your house.

sorry.

life is irrational.

dancing and alcohol.

perfect friends.

no worries.

you're wanking

when noone's looking.

eating a bagel.

just because.

useful things.

|

spare clothes.

pretty underwear.

found money.

have i been crazy?

was i crazy?

i am budapestian.

goodbyes are so awkward.

freakie normie (leg raise 3)

we can relate to anyone anywhere.

it's like that i have fully functioning limbs.

what is your hyperfixation?

the night sucks

and you have no friends.

the cat's just chillin on the car.

|

diving into bed. 

i want to smell like this room.

i want to smell of cookies.

i don't wanna eat them.

why do you always got to complicate shit?

to be alive.

|

you gotta rebel! 

fight!

organize!

|

for the opressed.

the wedding will be okay.

the exercise will be okay.

the socialize will be okay.

i'm the sexy.

that's the problem.

jaim the most desired and fun. 

why do you care

what pedos think of you?

don't hate the player.

don't hate the game.

hate the dev.

perfect freedom.

can't believe 

this thing doesn't cost money.

les work at it.

swoletariats (leg raise 2)

this a punk band

only i know

from this town.

i'm stupid.

transphobe dies.

|

missed everything.

never got anything.

make your own game. 

bar for metalheads.

agent chen.imperialist.

without creativity,

everything is boring.

this is my new hair.

minecraft never died.

pet the pet.

you're all alone.

the leg raise will be okay.

the exercise will be okay.

the water will be okay.

the rug is speaking to me.

have you had a real life?

you imagined the movie.

it was real.

i am alien.

i am cringe.

but

watching powerful losers crash out is fun.

[the hungarian continues.]

cows are the chickens of the sea (leg raise 1)

what game is this?

you can't handle a long form?

autistics together.

everybody cool.

the pants have been falling down.

it's too big.

wtf is this online shit?

i've got testicular cancer.

how could you possibly know anything

about anyone 

anywhere

without meeting them

in person?

we live in a society.

society rules.

society sucks.

society is.

deal wif it.

you can't like anything

your influencer doesn't?

loser.

why do you care

what pedos think of you?

i want to know eveyr movie.

leg raises are satan.