Friday, May 30, 2025

office coffee

everyone loves a good mystery. 

you like it
and depend on it
when it's just a little sweet. 

but office coffee
tastes like shit.

a second experience is always better.

time to clean out the gutter.
and write a song about it.

in certain angles, you look 20.

we want our shows!
the good ones.

you can't run 2160, bodoh.

very liminal spacey. me likey.

a mouth ulcer that hurts like satan.

let's watch two old men fight.

what enhancements do i get
if i get cloned?

animation is not better.
it's just different.
but sometims,
diffirent is better.

BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

how many childhoods have you lived?

do you know what it's like to change diapers?


chores while high

i don't have
or need weed.
i have air
and am delusionally handsome.

so what is the missing ingredient?

don't drink other people's orange juice
without drinking it first!

how the hell is that baby mine?
we don't even have the same tattoos.

it's nice to have pride
and believe in your work.

prison changes you. 

this is not a movie.
you don't have to be brave.
it's not your thing. 

NOW you get all the normal people.
NOW you get safe relations.
you've been detached for so long.
it's not difficult.
you just had too much money.

go clean the litter box.

i'm not a lesbian. 
i'm a thespian.

always upping my body.
always upping my mind.
not consuming slop.

oh no,.
you're becoming your parents.

schedule is on schedule.

bye,
you're hot. 


grifters be grifting

the most bizarro answers on reddit.
as to why
you lost your penis,

i don't care for a billion dollars.
that's loser money.

this was posted 54 minutes ago.

everybody,
laugh at the nazi!

exsqueeze me,
i gotta host this party.

your girlfriend made you supernice.

yellow watermelon, son.
eat yo watermelon.

im getting all my adult swim in.

women doing martial arts
being sexy.

sorry to have never bothered you,
a dog feces kinda guy.

one day you'll learn
that the smart people
are actually dumb. 

i don't have a deluxe edition. 

bought a new sweet shirt at the thrift store.

i'm just a crazy.
bon't be a crazy.

it's not weird to see your ex. 

"do you love america?"
nope.

you're out of your mind.
this is too weeby.

is this available on cassette?


commie rpg

the government wants you stupid or stemlord.

my imagination seems to recommend you.

who's knocking at this hour?

people like me.
that's all that matters.

based players.
based gamers.
based commies.

they wanna zap zap zap the arts out of you.

did you like the kiss with your partner?
acting partner?

it doesn't take more than 10 minutes
to find the right subtitles.

it's seeping into your brains. 


everybody here consensual.

everyone knows his name, man.

a lot of underground fiction to like. 

i'm a clean freak.
clean my place everyday. 

is it easy
playing an unlikeable character?

i play communist,
you play exploiter.
best rpg.


who wants desert?

do you know what an orgasm is,
gooner capitalist?

died too soon.

sex is how we all got here.

individual this, individual that.
but you're a dork in every situation. 

the illusion is shattered.
she's no longer fit.

you love the violent owners
and the coluumbine poems.

everylittle nothing might be something. 

intrusive thoughts andy. 

no life jealous loser.

"why are you copying me copying you?
that's not a very cute thing to do."

you love whatever new thing 
that doesn't make sense.
=
losers, creeps, and sex pests.

the world hates you,
stupid zio.

nothing on social media is real.

free palestine.


executives making stupid decisionss.

i'm a fan.
a huge fan.

why did you blow me?

you've got a girlfriend now.
you can touch boobs whenever you like.

it's a human story.
relate and cringe. 

i am lovely. 

they put politics in the sky. 

"i'm sorry, we don't serve plain water here. would you like a whole ahh coconut?"

pobody is perfect in pomerania.

WE ARE NOT DATING. 

it's all just nonsese. se.

uc-oh.
the anti-wokes are mad again. 

you just got uncle zoned.

exercise makes me feel like one of the people. 

he was saved by the thingamajig.

it's hard to believe
that season 2 is a thing. 


jayce

i'm gonna be responsible for your actions. 

xe had the privilege and opportunity to be nice
and so xe took it.

where's the harm in that?

good food food cheap.

we are all chicken
and very grateful
for good food food cheap.

it's better to have too much
than not enough.

would you agree?

oh...
you're such an "expert" now
because of all the psych videos. 

should i name my non-existent kid?

nothing is real on tv. 

i ironically enjoy things. ironically.

juicy juicy stqupidity. 


class conflict as portrayed by capitalists

you were saved by coffee
but it's a right wing coffee.

the special person's gonna vbe say
"you're gonna be special."
but it's up to that special person
to have a say
of whether you're special. 

is that why you wore that special pants?

do you feel lucky today?
use facial cleanser on your head. 

everyone around me's had covid.
i haven't
because i eat raw meat.

onimous music. 

word on the street
is that you pissed off
a crime syndicate. 

don't worry.
the korean variety show host's got your back.

why are there no good food on the road?

the cat wants its freedom. 

i've got so many songs.
i'm stuck in april. 

ohhh...


taste

one week ago
feels like a year ago.

i just know when an episode is ending. 

everyone's been cheated on.
right?
no?
just us?
fuck.

i iknow people.
ai can introduce peoplee.
and i like this haunting sound.

all you see
is twitter and stereotypes.

i see a lot of ethnicities here.

apple and curry.

disgustingly rich friend. 

what's your alibi?

i am your girlfriend.
they are your boyfriend.
we are your enbyfriend.

did you wish someone was jealous?

people kissing people.
just to say hello.
what's wrong with them?
nothing.

why am i...
why are we.. 
wasting our lives
for these rich fucks?

are there no geniune compliments anymore?

i don't drink all the time.
coffee, i mean.
but the cheap one is better
than the expensive one.

boujee and boring.

why is everyone taking the same damn pictures?

i don't have expensive taste.
i have taste.


downloading

god bless the compiler
god bless t the compressor
god bless the subtitler.

death is not the end.

got to give a full show.

i was alive in another life. 

that's your work wife. 

cleaning your place would be an honor.

enjoy your side of the bed, bitch!
sleep.
i'm blogging.

no, daughter.
 you can't take any of the good girl roles.
ONLY THE BAD ONES!
IF NOT, I'LL DISOWN YOU!

boss is hiring me to gigolo + escort. 
what the hell?

these rich old ladies.
they dont news.
they don't art.
what do they even talk about?

,man...

y'all ever get so excited about a movie
that you forget everything else? 



even a bad song can grow on you. 


actors playing. 


I'M NOT A MATERIALISTIC PIG!
i'm a materialistic hog.
get that right.

good nite. 


netflix and dill

shirts and pants
are in order.

y'all boybands are not perfect.

im playing hide and seek with the dog.

season 3 is the empire strikes back of the cartoon.

you're staying with me tonight.
i've got a pretty awesome trailer. 

change your underwear, motherfucker. 

the world keeps getting bigger and biggerm the more you explore.

yo. 
your dad is so cool.

let's whatch this.long mofo episode.

don't shoot down the noisy neighbor.
unless it's a video game. 

you're getting filmed in new york, baby.
the smelly place. 

everyone is having sex
where the train always passes.
there's a lot of noise 
on top of noise.

planning to be spontaneous.


nerd party.

bear with sunglasses. 

we are cooking cats
and serving cats
to cats.

we are bad dogs. 

whatever happens happens.
whatever doesn't happen happens.

pro-genocide losers.

wow. he knows that actress. 

we';'re friends by association.
deal with it. 

star voice actor. 

creating new memories. 

looking for a childhood.

getting shot while delivering pizza.
say la vie. 

angry birds pooping on your car. 

big mofo pumpkin, motherfucker. 

i see protein everywhere.
you are protein.

everyone dies.
it sucks. 

money can't solve
your bad social skills. 


torna a surriento, motherfucker.

i need to stop for gas.
hydrogen.

who are the cool people in death punk?

oh...
you're dating an owner?
he only eats the green M&Ms. 

if you're a band, someone already hates you.
but i'm all dweebless.

we are all one.
except for you.
you are two. 

poem about rainbows.

blake lively and kendrick lamar.

you disrespected a whole bunch of hardworking talented people.
just because you wanted to be edgy. 
it's important to them.
respet their culture.

am i dying sexy yet?

they ahve really good episodes in here. 

this shit is awful.
awfully good.

i don't wanna think too much. 


laura les, 100 gecs

i don't care what the meta is.
i've got crazy person insights.

ne memories. just forwards.

a changed person.

red slug.

WOIHOOO!!! DELUXE EDITION, BABY. 

he's living for ethan klein. 
the only jewish person to ever exist.

we need time to write.

they worked so hard to craete something beautiful together.
and you just poo pooed on it.

the dog's eyes look wise. 

where do right wingers go to make friends?

thank you for the medicine. 


source of infinite energyy.

gonna look really broken and scary
to fit in.

crying at the epicness and badassery. 

don't blame yourself for creating your evil twin.
it's meant to exist.

don't be a gooner.

fascist fashion is shit shit. 

why have you become like a zionist? 

we've been ostracized for liking "ito okashi my type".
try again. 

cute with a q. 

i don't know what i did.
because i was crazy.

asking for a friend. 

this sad song is comforting, baby.

he's smoking chinese cigarettes.

why are you very smart tho?


always left

we are cool people.
dey are not. !

2000s ahh headphones. 

learn sign language, baby.

a new era.
a new exploitation.
a new routine.

make your own toys.

he don't know or think any cool. chudlite.

everybody's looking for an exit.

mixed rice with flies.

the cat always visits.

i'm a survivor.
weird dirty grimmy survivor. 
but all real.

doki doki doki doki.

bruh, 
you've been lusting
for 20 years.

let's understand the suffering
and the sufferers.

the spectacles being gone
is a metaphor.

bad acting. really good.


ye

I GOT MY FIRST DEATH THREAT.
I AM WINNING!

everything's adult now.
don't you get it?

do you know how to human?

you're too good for the humans in this world
so you're spinning kanye west CDs.

i'm satisfied.
uber satisfied.
and there's no fake shit.

we don't have a brain.
sorry.

lonely people together
are not so alone. 
but 
losers toughterh are ughh... cringe.

you got stinky feet.
why do you have stinky feet?

666 views.
don't ruin it. 

why am i so pretty? si.

help your brothers out with free stuff.

vtubers without facsism.
recommend.


iykyk.

you were destablized by a donut. 

the demo is so much more interesting. 

do you know how to live life?

i am the crazy.

when you know crazy,
you can't be that crazy. 

some mysterious do not unmystery. 

u can be so un alone.

why are you scrolling on the hellsite?

s lidy of obecjts

Care is a name.

watching sports is relaxing. 

only game footage is played here. 

where is your grandma from?

meghan with a h. 

who is ramona?

this here
is a winners only place.



good morning, gays

i want a lot of cats.
don't judge.
cats don't judge. 

i will always love apples
the way apples have always loved me. 

they take all our stuff
then put them in a warehouse. 

dum dum eugenics people. 

the world is not black and white.
it's black and yellow. 

i've got money from 1980.
les go.

a career revival in her 40s.
les go.

we've updated the game from good to bad.

people are the greatest fun. 

this cat is employed. 

jeep the change. 

bartendress. 

i've seen some shit
and i can see some more. 
LET'S GO!

therapy'll fix it. ahh.


stay up late

there's water on the ceiling. 

i'll give you a cow. 

learn English in Japan
like a smart one.

2 guys fighting over a tomboy.

he is tom.
she is jerry.

so many snacks.

a room that only shows up at night. 

god bless the waiter
tryna protect us
from the consequences 
of sambal.

everyone's entitled to a good meal
after working hard. 

one mosquito in your tea won't kill you.

hope you have a good sleep.

oyasumi.


pizza sauce

omg. 
she's always smiling.

times are tough
but this sauce is soft.

it's a shooting game. 
where you shoot the thing.

i don't live in the 2025.
i live in the all time.

what does it say about you?

music is relaxing.
music is great.
music is fine. 

it's a messy n random world.

it's cheese
but it's also good.
but it's also cheese.
but it's also good.

i wear the jeans in this relationship.

it's a special recipe.
you can taste the mother.
and the grandmother.

the way i see it.
it's just fun. 


Marry Piccolo Day

luigi is alive. 

chat, help me.

i like the visuals.

I KNOW THAT GUY!
HE WAS IN MY SCHOOL!bus

your 1080p is so bad. 

whole nother level of smart.

let's go to a hotel.
let's go to a motel.

Anti-furries are a hundred times weirder than furries.
Personally, if i don't jive with a subculture, i do nothing. 
Anti-furries are always hiding some freaky shit. 

people doon't get paid enough.

anything you desire.

you've wedded.
you've won.
you're normal.
or so you think.

i'm gonna kill myself with soda. 


the four amigos

sex in the bathroom.
happens all the time.

this seed has no apples.
you are blessed.

a lot of secrets in this.
it was made in unity.

she's five years older.
he's into that kind of thing.

he's forcing their kid to be ace.
let her play princess.

da toilet man only does walking sims.
never stands up.

why would you cheat at trivia?
do you have a loser?

you got bitten by a snake.
game over.

missed sex ed
to attend pest ed.
ann all your friends
have drake energy.

hard platforming. super hard jump. infinite tries.
bad camera angle.

always missing the point. 


opinions from a dead cat

i'm chill
but i'm also chaotic.

my owners...

they're aliens.
= demons from another dimension. 
they jsut want to experiment on you
and take lsd.

we are all little thousand presidents.
we have more control. 

i'm a lurker.
this is the story of a lurker.
a cheap hotel is alright.

which religion is the right one?
guess we'll never know. 
you're all going to hell.
that's just common sense. 

juicy juicy gossip.

you see the future with your enby.
she likes him shirtless.
he likes her shirtless. 

you and i
are gonna make a lot of money together.
i got a trailer for shooting a trailer. 

he's a dead kfc. 

everybody wants to know what's your type/.

my owners.
these people poop their pants constantly. 

some people can have dreams.
some people can't. 


arrow

omg.
we got to see mary ten more times.

an apple a day
keeps the daughter
passed away.

your avatar is so wet. 

childless is not the problem.
maidenless is not the problem.
he's just a piece of shit. 
that's the problem. 

really bad rapper.

"the police and the protestor
are one and the same.
the genocided and the genocider
are one and the same.
who needs books
when pundits make you smart.
i'm above all this.
i'm a whole nother level of art." 

you control an arrow.
we control an arrow.

it's all coming back to me now. 

i wanna touch the skybox.

"coudlnt' make it in the movie business.
gonna shoot shoot shoot it up.
then they'll know who i am."

we need to ditch this jellyfriend.


cool weeb

use kissing soudns.
makje music.

he is the consume slop.
he is the slop consumer.

stimming with black things
and green things.

you're in the driver seat now.

we are alone in this wor.d.
the weekends are your worst days.
gonna start a rap career because of it.

this anime so deep.so random. so deep.

i can't draw for shit.

don't trust,
never trust,
a revenge conservative.

animating is a lot of fun.
 a lot of work.but  a lot of fun.

why are you so pessimistic about finishing the show?

friends.


whole ahh apple

how long 
before she gets outed
for being a white supremacist?

this is no ordinary room.
it's a whole world.full of losers.

self-fulfilling divorce fantasy.

calling yourself a nerd.
is that a red flag
or no?

thinking about things
in the bathtub. 

why are smart people so stupid?

dramatube infighting.
it's a national holiday for annoying people. 

"get mad about it."

yuou believe strange shit.

horny people with bad playlists. 

you gotta let everyone know
that you're so above it. 

lol. you pay people to be your friend?


new lvl politician

i'm so sick of left and right.
we need an up
and forward.

maybe diagonal.
be different.

i bet all these politicains
are no good at math.
i am. 

i feel like this is my calling.

because the way i was born. 
it's special.

i know the market.
i know the facts.
i know the numbers.
i know the stats.

you can tell people i'm watching reactionary slop on youtube. 
so what?
i'm invested in trash.
i like trash.

we're all human.

i think it makes me real.

like my wife.
she's a crystal mom zionist.

these are everyday people.

there will be an uprising.

just wait and see.


revolutionary socialism

propaganda brain believing bullshit terrorist stories.

reactionary guy depressed..

you get a coffee
everytime you do your job right.

but you need time for twitter.

the show.
you can finish it
but you'll rush it.

attention to detail.

we're going to an alleyway gig.

friend offerred a job.
interesting role.murder.

you're not in your country right now. 

there are more buildings than people.

the rightoids gotta do trickery.

they want your world small.
fuck em cults.

all the top people do nothing.

he got away with it.
so we did the killing. of him.
then we got away with it.

you gotta admit when you don't know stuff.

they're translating all his best work.

bury the billionaire.