Saturday, March 29, 2025

success

friends helping out friends.
that's success.

you are rich.
you don't understand anything.
you only  makes love to dead people. 

"the elitist poor 
are making clothes for themselves.
instead of going to japan for mcdonalds."
that's what you sound like.

not all love is flattering.

i'm covering my own song.

the internet is so fast.
you make yourself someone else.

it's a sport.
you gotta know how it works.

she's looking for approval.
and i can give it to him.

Bi people are not having sex with everyone.
i am.
i'm having sex with everything.
pencil, ruler, papaya,
everything.

nothing surprises you anymore.

hello kitty furniture.
hello kitty everything. 

i'm a banana
and i rock.
it takes a long time
to be open minded again.

prisoners don't all know each other.
my prison was in a video game.

why do you only play righteous characters?

here's another shotgun.
you're out of bullets.

first time witnessing police brutality?
lucky you,
disney adult.

here's 2 dollars.
buy whatever ice cream you want, bitch.


kore-eda

you know a human is behind this. 

feeling homely
with my shoulder kitty.

there some lonely loners
just follow.
follow the money.
follow the gun.
follow the follows. 
a copy of a copy of a copy.

don't be like that.

i'm your favorite vtuber.

irl,
i'm also sexy
without even doing th e sex.

come.
watch a movie with me.
i want to watch a  mvie with you.

human relationships
|
are all messy.
|
it's scary.
|
but you can start with me.

cut the watermelon.
big watermelon.

someday, 
we'll stream where i grew up.

i'll show you
my big family.

you too
can have a big fafamiily.


culture thing

trim the fat. and add a lot of other fat. it's a culture thing.

this song has that one note from megalovania.
that's based. 

got no time to watch movies anymore.

i don't trust your taste in music
but i trust your source in sports.

we don't always get along.

everybody working around these big personalities.
just a little bit of chili.

used to be a closed_minded_pop then felt the minority miserable.

now i'm underground.
s o  m a n y  a c t i v e  a c t i o n. 

lonely bedroom vloggers. 

how coul you forget the letters you wrote me?>.
i memorized each and every one of them.

it's not political. it's leftist in real life. that's normal.

yo'ure a gooner
who just outed himself.


3ds

sacred monsters.
shaped like robots.

godzilla.

hidden people
together
lost in rhythm heaven.

boring man
never liked anything cool. 

save the world.
get the girl.
as a girl.

the old man's got moves

gonna win with my junk car.
gonna win with my playlist.

i like the danger.
pride in loser.

TRANSFORMATION!

feel like my life just began.
enjoy a fight with your friends.

happy happy.
happy identity.

trans, ND, furry.

queercoded.


donald chow

i move.
move like a good person.

lotta pedos
in their nasty community.

my beeper's telling me 
that i gota go.

gonna get money!
money to save the family.

a kiss.
that's a bonus in life.

mob boss
got a weird fetish.

ctrl.
have too much it controls you.

boss hates the leftists
worships the monarchs.

it's all complicated
in the human social world.

let's retreat
to a fantasy one.

we don't like the boss.
take him out.

you don't like what we do
but we're worth ten times more than you.


neo-noir

an adult reading teen magazines.
loser problems.

you've never smoked before
but now that you're dying,
might as well.

hanging at the bar.
they know you.
you are trusted.

it's easy to smoke.

we've become our country's favorites.

borrow money.
believe in luck.

no bed.
no furniture.
just the floor.

do you understand human emotions?

everybody struggling.
everybody dead.
everybody dying.

do you know how to dance?

it's a natural thing.

your friend.

he loved mthe movies.
now, he wants a gun.
wants to kill everyone.

the propaganda worked.
lick them boots, baby. 

should you join your friend?


lovephile

he's so into him.
destroying that strawberry cake.

everything is magic because he believes in them. 

you eat rice cakes while you're there.
you eat some korean street food.

then buy a ticket for your wife.

who's sad and alone
and sad and alone?

i'm in a porn flick with your aging mom.

they've got boxing training.
they move nice. 

still have that first love feeling with their own bodies.

my moustache grows shorter
throughout the whole movie.

every shot was intentional.

people don't love you for who you are.
they love what you present. 

nothing is real to you.

self-express. empower. include.
we may come from slop but we have our own identity.

roses out of concrete, baby.


doobie in rat hole

YO!
you come into MY house???
and you eat MY cookies???
good.
i don't wanna watch this movie alone.
pinkwashing pinkwashers.
a lot of tokenism.

so...
as we all know,
every dude's got a chick
and every chick's got a dude.
but sumtiems,
a chick's got a chick
and a dude's got a dude
and some other times,
a chick is actually a dude
and a dude is actually a chick
and then some other times,
a chick ddude is a dude chick
and a dude chick is a chijck dude.

so what else is new?

mad boy with no personality
says he's not like the other poors.,
he's gonna beat them down
to let them know he's special.
he's gonna do it
right after finishing his latte
generated out of thin motherfucking air. 

boy one said he's gonna fuck your sister.
he's joking.
boy two said he's gonna fuck your brother.
he's joking. kinda.
boy three said he's gonna fuck your father.
he already did.
i'm sorry, bruh.

they put people in rat holes
then arrest everybody
for fucking.
fucking weird. 


blood sausage

i can kill, i can cook.

what more do you want?

the banana has taken shape.

got a twisted brain
but don't know it.

did i wash off all the blood?

i swear
it's not a dead body.
it's a buncha pigs
sewn together
to look like a corpse.

and that's ketchup.

comrade.

started getting lead roles
after getting fat.

made y'all some food
to bring back home.

got mad baking skills.

2026 is 20 years ago.

bone apple teeth.


coffee shop in thai

ready for anything.

we'll meat at 8.
usual place.

the radio's always on.

everybody's drinking coke here.
there's nothign else.

the drunk took my car.
i took his drink.
it's non alcoholic beer.

look at that nerd.

trust in the law.
trust in the lord.

develop a crush on a 60s actress.
she's got that handbag
but sh'es lonely.

i was much taller when i was younger.

gonna buy that drink with my good looks.


podcast/celebrity-brained

"we gotta war to peace.

fell in love with the elevator girl. "

check out his politics.
not surprised.

experimenting on the poor.

see
empty buildingfs.
a lot of homeless.

blow up buildings with our music.!!

got a cowboy hat.
i'm at the market.

i want to be the best loser.

let's be.
self-express, empower, and include!

no sweatshop stuff.
only union made.

celebrity braind.him.

"how can one know so much about one thing

but so little about everything else?"

well, that's how it usually goes.

empty football stadium.
only chairs.

didn't care to learn about other religions.


HYGIENE SIGNALLING!

insecurity is disease.
why is she hanging with me?
insecurity.
make you go we act crazy.

number one in the world.
you're number one in the world!
number one in the world.
be number one in hte world.

why can;t you be 
like the luckiest of your demographic?
why you gotta be
representing your demographic 
(with your skin color and shit)?

all is fair everywhere
but i'm the loneliest of lonelies.
all is fair.,
but i'm the cinematic kind of mental illness.
pardon me while i go bang bang!

stop fetishizing your trauma, lefties.
your daddys shud've killed.
stop being woke. 
asking for wins with your inferior tings.

what a loser.
you smell too good to be taken seriously. 
what a loser. 
YOU'RE HYGIENE SIGNALLING!

well of course 
it's a tattooed chick
 with a job
giving my favorite game
 a bad review.
y'all are  living off
 the products and creations
of white men!
STOP RUINING OBJECTIVE BEAUTIFUL WESTERN ART!!!!!!!!!!


50nothing

this house
used to beautiful trash.
but now,
it's just jazz.

cutting corners
for profit.
and at night,
shooting down protestors.

sad 
cause he's not the best.
burning his past.
falling for buildings.

looking for himself in movies.
gotta be cowboy
or neet.
because "heroes don't exist."

destroying ppl's works.
harassment
to save the world.
thank you 
for the opportunity.

lived 
for 50nothing years.
haven't died.
just consume.

white guy with the gun.
wide guy with the fun.
masturbate.
gamble.

Thursday, March 6, 2025

eroguro

outside is free

things are not so black and white.

real life is great.

weird japanese stuff.

all that consumption
will never fill you up.

your poop will live on forever.

pigs wanna crack down on crime they started.

on the inside,
he buys his membership.
bought his band members.
bought his friends.

eat your enemy.

WHY DO BUTCH LESBIANS LOVE FIGHT CLUB SO MUCH?

punk friendship/brotherhood.

imagine no rules. 

soot.


mr special

i invented the color blue.
that's why i'm placed above you.
dat's life.
gotta get used to it.

take my money.
become a disappearing human being.

here.
this slop
changed my life.

this robot.
this ad
was my first ever feeling.

it thought me
that you have to choose to see what you want to see.

the difference
between a special
and a non-special
is a special 
KNOWS that he is special.

that's the secret.
the billion dollar secret.

don't make me shrug off this planet.

assemble your own robot.
feel what it's like
to be a creator.

it's hard work. 

when you're special,
you're a minority
unlike other minorities.

no one will care for you.
you have to stand up for yourself.


kissing, western

did you want to kiss her?
no! 
haram!
no life allowed!
till you surrender some labor
while we drink 
the haram.

you can only get it
if you connive
to get it.

buy your freedom/.

it's the natural order of things
but it's meritocracy
but the natural order
but meritocrazy
but natural
but merit.
get it!

my father,
a success.
you need some self-help.

it's called bootstrap, baby.

she existed
before you knew she existed.
that's whoredom
in a nutshell.
are you sure
you want to bring her home
to mommy?

kissing.
it's a western thing.
a private thing.

we do they gay. you settle. kapiche?


timesuck

can't you feel love?
why make it difficult?

when the movie is done,
it'll say 'fine'. 

life is a time suck.
just let it happen.
some lives don't even begin.

enjoy being single.
break up is great.

looking through your neighbor's window.
you see family.
"must be nice", 
you think.
then you start to wonder. 

what if you had one?

there are no rules to a movie.
you could have a dog
in a family.

escapism doesn't surprise you.
enjoy duty.

queer means anything is possible.
|

elon brained

what do you know about racing?

you can't direct real people.
you don't got motion.

all the cool ones here
got a girl.

everyone here normal.

a dum dum got things
but he don't got brains .

the kind of reading comprehension
that affirms his own truth.

don't want to part of anything
but want to be part of everything.
elon-brained.

handcuffing a prostitute.

likes the fame shit.
likes the lame shit.
sees right wing philosophy in the eyes of babies.

"bigger" than punks.
"bigger" than goths.
except for when they're up for consumption.

always better than furries.
always better than newbies.
with out of context and incomplete information.

all my homies
hate elon brain.


cod boy

this is nature.

if everyone is an animal,
then who is human?

i guard an empty building at night.

they're always selling a future
that will never exist.
but will.

buy a friend. 

a pigeon is not human.
a pigeon is a bird.

sex is weird.

got a new friend.
also a robot.

winning is a life booster.

gotta show a noob.
show him how to shoot.
but if i lose,
it must be a hackermans.

don't understand anything
but know everything.

lolicons and nazis of the world unite!

consumption has a kind of magical effect.
i'm cod boy.


circus freaks.

if you spot a butterfly,
it means i love you. 

eat a whole fish
before a fish eats you whole.

suit don't got taste.
he only got the gacha gacha gacha.

we're perform magic
because bullshit is fun.

forced to make something conventional
just to have smtg to eat.

she lives in the shadows.
walks on fire.

piss and vomit and blood.
don't trust the shaman.

your daughter's doing maths homework
before trapeze.

our life is a movie.
the best one.



kick

anyone can do it. 
i can do it. 
got a billion dollars.
someone blew me. 

we made the telephone.
we can ki11 you.
by we,
i mean it's just the one guy.

japanese babysitting.
not creepy at all.
power.
the savior who molests.

don't need schooling.
read psych
on youtube
to pick up women in vn.

good people.
they're all acting.
naive kids
brainwashed by reds.

can't trust
a scientist without a podcast.
you want truth?
do your own research.


zero is free

the evil no limits.
away from society.

you're thinking about me
or i'll make you think about me 
because i am so zero
but zero is free.

i have no friends
that i don't pay.
money doesn't even have to change my ways.

capture you.
eat burgers everyday.

gimme 
the_apolitical
all the online freaks vibe with
because life is a lifetime movie.
and zero is free.

all i see. 
only me.
the facts back me.
we make history.
the sus people at the sus party.

slurs .
and freedom of speech.

everything is white
and i'm alright.

so long as
the system rewards me,
scapegoat the minorities.

what kind of fucker kills people?
me.
because zero is free.


normal as eichmann

with money,
you can stave off death.

eliminate cancer.
just for you.

for 100 dollars,
you can look
like cary grant too.

prove your love to me
by buying my figurine. 

got a slave.
he's got ass hair.
lotsa lotsa ass hair.

my wife tastes it.
then wrongs him.

because it's always the right people
at the right people party. 

= my friends.

who's responsible
for our irresponsibilities?

= the poor and the minorities. 

apolitical pro-war comics.
tiktok children.
houses on dead people.



wild west

killing people.
taking their jewellery.

enough bullets
for target practice.

dying man
gives away all secrets.

cop bullies.
everyone kills the leader.

baby king
crashing out for fun.

didn't even
get to taste him before i die. 

queer gang
does all the unexpected.

mexican standoff
featuring natives only.

we strip
the authorities.

the hero
just happened to be enby.


fake high

the waiter didn't do shit.
it was my believe in god
that did it.

job at samsung.
place in top school.
it's all christianity, baby.

i like your pen.
that's an amaxing pen.
you write so pretty.

want to kiss my ass?
it's like a kdrama.
i might fall in love with you. 

movies are fake. 
except for the real ones.
they're really fake. 

going hard on crime.
not understanding crime.
it's a video game.

all the money
to hide the roach people
and the roach believes. 

retain the soul
of a dirty toilet bowl.
everyone can see.

no facts is no facts.
truth is shaking the president's hand.
everything is aesthetics.


outside

guns are scary.
a gun to the face.
suddenly, you're alive. 

money.
lotsa money.
put the moneys in th ebank.

looking like a gangster.
just for the pleasure.
getting judged by losers.

"well acksually..."

pay more, die earlier.
this the future.
this store has a strictly no paying policy. 

adults.
irresponsible adults
learn from fake adults on the internet.

a secret drug dealer.
looking really innocnet.
the best druge dealer.

blues, baby!

what will you do once you get out of prison?
a prison job.
i played prison guard #1.

sex.
non marriage sex. 
they always outlaw it for the poor.

left handed people. 
right hand men.
so many diverse friends.

go outside.


the bum god

got no flaws.
he's a murderer.

senpai or no.
gotta keep it straight professional. 

20 years
of no socialization
and just like that.
boom.
180.
his life changes.

a life based on advertisements.

i wrote the theme song for that movie.

he's giving away tidbits now 
because he feels lucky.
chosen.
special.
powerendless.

it's performative.
ultimately
about him.

every friend is worried.
they've all attended the party.

he's doing every genre, man.
sci-fi.
dream.
movie.

where is all this luck coming from?
failing upwards.

like every dude
with a keyboard gun
but his house faces the ocean.

i'im just a fan reviewer.


june, the way things are.

i, june, just came back from the writing gym.
i'm motherfuckin swole.
this is why
i don't have a husband.

they say they're gonna revolutionize the watch.
AI slop, I say.
so he's better than the arts
because he doesn't love at all. 

eating peanuts for peanuts.
killing cara at the karaoke.
feeling ok
at a gokon.

miss cute face av.
can anyone resist?
june can.
cute isn't everything.

we can he do without other people?
nothing.
but he's the genius, apparently. 
art provokes, bitch.

oh, a meeting.
gonna discuss productivitittitty.
together, we're uniquely untalented.
climb on.

my bestie, jane, only likes poetry.
not full on texts.
and her live-in boyfriend
hates happy endings.

that's the way things are.


pretty punks

we make them styles.
they steal them.
brainwashed!

everytime i try to sound like a crazy leftist,
i end up making sense. 

can you fly a spaceship?

no.

damn,
they want adventure with no politics.

you know when you've fought a Sardaukar.
1) many accounts.
2)better than woman and children.
3)always typing. 
4)things means whatever they want them to mean.

i can rap too
if i'm delusional enough.

sorry,
we don't have wine
but we doing pretty people things though.

we;re kinda powerful.
in numbers.

don't got a merz.
don't need one.

OMG, 
we look so sexy.
i need a picturebook.


party girl

you gotta know people.

i'm a party girl
but i only drink water.

planning for all my futures, man.

can i speak English?
no. 

but i can kick your teeth in.

some people like the performance of a deadfish.
but no pay?
tha'ts crazy.

five years of experience minimum.

my friend only dates losers.

atm,
guy with a woman's butt.
kinda nerdy.
drake energy.
weeb.
all theory.

among them:

listen to rock music,
become a warrior
without leaving the house.

smart. /s

they paid me to dye my hair. 

if something is rich people ish,
i might like it
but not too much.

i have extra fruits. 

do you not know how to outside?
do you not know how to people?

do ish.


your hot golf friends

they're writing each other dirty poems.
predictable enough for you to pay half attention. 

just because you megapooped yesterday.
the first rule of fight club is don't get laid. 

he said, "the minorities have taken my basement supremacy.
palestinians are cockblocking me!"

share me and i'll love you more.
ten close relationships because of proximity.

i don't know how to give birth or help ppl give birth.
but your baby is qute though. gangsta.

always wanted to marry a hollywood celebrity.
we're going to madrid, bitch.

people are falling in love with operating systems.
becoming little gods. babies.


saltednuts joins the party

read your social-media-analytics
in braille.

listen to the signs of the universe. 

where's my gang?
who's my gang?
all's your gang.

a cultural connection. 

you, me, them.
lethal company.
we got the culture.
we got the juice.
they got the guns
they got the noose.

saltednuts,
your friends are calling. 
they said you're too good to be true.
can't take their eyes off of you.

and dude.

dude never wears underwear.
he's in the living room.
coffee in the morning.
alcohol at night.
for many chaos disucssions.

but sleep right.
we are golden retrievers
in the form of humans.
good cookout. genuine good.

you can't let the ai decide
what we're gonna eat.

increase productivity
by decreasing productivity.
just call that shit something else.

kiss your friend
no one would judge.

love and lose a hundred million times. 
it's worth it. 

gang.


good old times

get some culture, kid. 
music where the artists don't get paid.

get some culture, kid. 
music without the part of getting laid.

love me some good old sixties movie.
the good old times
when my daddy won big. 

love me some good old starter money.
the bootstrap thing
to help realists win big.

but i don't win.
palestinians robbing me of my fun.

but i don't win. 
protestors ruining my rock music.

video games are always in
because i play them
half-heartedly.

video games are always in
because i live in
a fantasy.

everytime i run out of people to exploit,
i get bored
but i don't end myself like hitler.

everytime i see other people have fun,
i get destroyed
because they don't look like me.

society made me this way.
i am not alone.
we are the majority. 
bang, bang.


rightoid

what can the internet teach you
that schools can't?
how to be a man.

did you know
that workers are violent
when they're not servile?

better to have CSAM
than to be a furry.
vice signalling is based and manly.

life... is a one way blowjob.
a 5 second sex.
no wet ass p word.

criticism is harassment.
a call for war.
that's losers being racist towards powerful people.

i've been punching down for years
but i'm still nowhere.
they promised me a crown.

this is an affront
to all things male and good!
I WAS GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE. ALL OF US WERE!

mass murder is natural selection.
i think i'm gonna kill 
my ex and family now.

a graveyard for elephants

im a frog
pooping out
giant logs.
before i turn 
into a dog.
high on drogggggs.

daughter of a cafe.
blood money. 
red scare.
her art smells of hate.
and she says
 it's the best life
you could ever have.

look at you,
frozen.
take that piece of slop
and tear it 
into a million pieces.
then make 
something new.

edith piaf.
it's like 
a thousand chocolate at once.
people change 
so much 
in so little.
you're free to imagine whatever
so please do.


so real

man...

he speaks from the heart.
the man who never showers. 

i think the world is ready for a smelly hero.
so real.

got the dirty thoughts.
the illegal thoughts.
so based.

we are not alone. 

never had fun my whole life.
whose fault is it?
the palestinians. 

furries

hanging out, hanging sex, eating food.
it's the downfall of western civilization.

chaos in the world.
workers being racist towards their owners.

we never had a chance.

there's gonna be an uprising.
i can feel it.
 i can see it.
all over twitter.

anger is the up escalator.


the world has gone crazy.

he is gay, i am straight.
it's the ultimate injustice. 
the party said they would help me climb up the social ladder
but i got beat by a socialist.
the world has gone crazy.

someone with blue hair and pronouns got married before me.
the waiter didn't smile,
my nanny has a life,
i got a friendly uber driver, 
the world has gone crazy.

eating an expired kitkat
while out on a date. 
i was talking about my favorite apolitical billionaire
and my date took off.
the world has gone crazy. 

i got cancelled
for expressing my opinion on a free speech platform.
"how could you call this art
if you don't tell me who to hate?"
the world has gone crazy.

experts lying to me
about things i don't know
because i'm part of the two most marginalized groups in society. 
theater kid and right wing artist.
the world has gone crazy.


the evil minority force!

they're making music
but they're not dead.
they're making video games
for themselves.
the evil minority force!
the evil minority force!

how can a minority
be so many?
there's only
1 percent of us?
the evil minority force!
the evil minority force!

it's the weed they're taking.
it's their diet.
all these poor things.
satanic. 
the evil minority force!
the evil minority force!

YOU'RE GONNA BE LONELY FOREVER!
I PROMISE YOU. 
friendship is dangerous.
friendship is toxic.
the evil minority force!
the evil minority force!

he took that sweet.
he bought that gizmo.
he's a fake poor person
who's gonna go to hell.
the evil minority force!
the evil minority force!

artists are always at it.
drinking, smoking.
no discipline!
no bedroom genius!
the evil minority force!
the evil minority force!


baby kings

homo sapiens, baby.
we master the animals.
we master the slaves.
we master nature.
we kill, we save.

we are masturs of the bate! 
and the debate!

who among my peers
can cease being peers
so i can say
that i have no friends in the industry?
and that everybody jelly?

no. this is not nazi. 
i'm juust better than you.

you do what you like
when no one's looking.
no way in hell
that's gonna tell on you. 
for we are kings, baby.

babies are kings!
it's possible that all of us are.

it grinds my gears
to see others happy. 
people being in love 
with each other.
let it ruin your sleep.

for anger is motivation!
hold a grudge for twenty years.

sleep is for the weak.
it'll turn you into a furry.
get your money up.
not your funny up.
it's the hustle life, baby.

life is long for the vaporware humans.
demand endless impunity.

stir fried

we stir fried this super fast.
we liked it unpretentious.
they call it mediocre.

new shoes.
bad CEO.

put my phone on the table. 
i'm back in the 2020s, baby.
my heart has changed.my mind has changed.

let's be adults here
and act like total kids.

these are not fake tickets.
an imagination so real.
it's enough to bring all of us together.

we're no idols.
no statues.

and we wish our neighbors the best.
unjudgmental over marriage arrangements.
because we're family.

kid got a balloon.
kid is happy.


reds

break up in person. 

do you care about your favorite bollywood celeb?

i want a place.
everyone wants a place.
everyone gets a place
in society.

the bedroom nazi
loves the billionaire king.

from one scam to another.

saving secrets
for future backstabbing.
no friends in the industry.

we got future morals.

people giving people things
not expecting anything back.

there's so many of us.
colorful.
different.
united.

keep fallingn in love.
keep falling in style.

being alive is not crazy.

feel ish.


we got style

the 2000s actor will come alive to love you.
the revenge loser is looking to copyright you.
you don't have to buy your man a handbag.
you just have to make her some cool shit.
because we are leftists.
we got style.

danger.
we know danger.

married life is complicated
when you don't know what you want.
did they entice you with normal?
did they entice you with AI generated perfection?
i got a clock from the sixties. 
we got style.

USE UP ALL YOUR BATTERY!
eat like a wolf!

your bed is my bed, some invisible currency.
made a law to cut off excessive greed.
we know where we come from and where we're goin.
no need to kiss colonizer ass.
this is realist.
we got style.

do you have stamps? 
do you still collect stamps.

no way to sleep tonight.
this is one of those famous parties.
we all got universal feelings
and these feelingsl contain millions of information.
his fart is making music.
we got style.

we do dope shit.
they do clone shit.