Wednesday, January 31, 2024

partty for self_aware INTROverts

we get smart about a lot of concepts.

we are fast learning social_creatures.

that one girl does clown hot.

that other guy does furry work.

everyone likes everyone.

everyone plays with competition.

he stopped streaming for 10 days.

he still has loyal viewers.

life goes on for the social. 

life is strange and unusual. IT'S VERY WILD!

based comrad used to close his container 10 times.

based container made him do it only once.

seeing seasons change.

seeing people change.

good internet is like a party for self-aware introverts.

good people keep you moving forward.

rare fruits

i am cringe.
you are cringe.
everyone is cringe.
so cringe.
when we see ourselves,
cringe. 

to post online?
cringe.
to be yourself?
cringe.
to be fixated or have passions?
cringe.

US? 
cringe.
Japan? 
cringe.
Batman?
super cringe.

all of us
are a waste of good looks
when we all
have to go somewhere and poop.

the man on the street.
he's a tech bro capitalist.
ruined his good face 
by neglecting having good sleep.
he once had star power
before he had a coin collection.
even Calvin Klein 
can't shortcut character development. 

even the most normie of us
can feel like anime.
let's go to Kyoto.
they're gonna judge us either way.

life is not 2d
but you can make it be.
they say if you embrace your role / status
as a rare fruit,
you can be hitori no more.
dat's cringe.

you try not to be Ado
but you're like her anyways.
there's no escape.
you are cringe.
we are cringe.
everything is cringe.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I'M SORRY I LIKE THE NEW HANABIE SONG. 
i don't care.
actually, i care too much.
is it a guilty pleasure
or just pleasure?

i don't know. 
cringe.
everything is cringe.



let it cringe (eat that rich people type banana)

so long as the page is blank
you can imagine anything on it. 
but life is finite,
time is finite
and you gotta cringe.
so eat that rich people type banana.

he voted for best girl
to preemptively win.
it beats the queen
who has to try
flirting with every man
in the worst ways possible.

peopel are dope
and varied and crazy.
like groups
such as the anti-soda gang.
like relatable messaging.
like animators going ham. 

so we do cool things.
dream cool things.
sleep cool things.
live cool things.
talkers will always bitch.
doers just let it cringe.

making that pornstar money.
eating that rich people type banana.
life is short.
so eat that rich people type banana.
humans together are strong.
like rich people type banana. 

all is wild 
in a Kate Bush world.
100% approved
by King Normal.
we are social,
audio, and visual.
one million character developments.
unlike animals.

Thursday, January 25, 2024

soda

the new Juicee Fruits song
just came out. 
everyone with a packed schedule
felt it like an earthquake.
as if it was 
a Christopher Nolan movie.
a technical movie.

people are not surprised
outside the fanbase.
they see the how
and it makes them calm.
but there are so many things
going on 
in between the notes.

everyone gets tired
of the idea guy
and the editor. 
we need the hype
as well as the theory.
the human world
needs to feel unlonely.

because in the end of the day,
when everyone 
is their true selves,
they move and get moved.
any concentration of energy
in one place
is bound to cause death.

Aakusti Acoustics

born in 1987,
she's Aakusti's favourite pornstar.
he named and confessed his weirdness.
everyone was impressed.
soon...
everyone else joined in. 
it became a fruitful discussion.

although he may think it,
he's not the first to do it.
there are no firsts.
everything is a continuation. 

what mattered though
is that they noticed.
they reacted.

he started to move with the planet.
little things stopped bothering him.

and now, his circle explores
the dirty and the disgusting
the Panty and the Stocking. 

sushi, DESU NE?

quick escape to alien god paradise
to make forget
office gossip.

beach volleyball at the parking lot.
if you can't make it
to Daten Beach.

make big sushi using raw chicken.
or let your cat
buy you Starbucks.

we only remember the normal people.
life goes on
for the social.

feeling like Ado to cafes hitori.
Chilla's Art
is everybody.

take advantage of a lax schedule.
power of love
within you. 

qreate messy messy mess mess
to bring up
clear skies.

15000 tiny steps with food delivery.
we got this.
everyone is everybody.

in between the messed up fan service,
you feel
a legendary actor.

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Joe Manganiello

clean the toilets,
you get a muffin.
workout
and you'll feel good.
but don't ever feed
the beggar queen.
she'll never stop
following you.

there's no normal
behind the creep.
it's not on you
to babysit.
her ugliness
runs really deep.
block her,
she won't take the hint.

give her friendship,
she wants love.
a little 
is not enough.
capitalist
with no capital.
anti-socialist
parasocial.

identifies with
mass shooters.
blames her past
for her future.
predictors
are easy to predict.
they have no mirrors.
they just creep.

Monday, January 22, 2024

Smile & Cherry

cooking for friends.
traditional food.
in happy gym shirt. 

serving cut fruits
and instant coffee 
for Smash Bros.

light cringe
plus innocence.
a geeky world.

extrovert and introvert.
qute couple.
Smile & Cherry.

true interests
equals strong bonds.
go with the flow.

feeling connections 
& gravity
in real life.

adult gamers
turn cover models.
responsible.

bar night.
accessories. 
iron on patches.

Monday groceries (Ado to cafes hitori)

cats that don't bother your workout
are kakkoii.

only hot people listen to Health.

Ado 
to cafes hitori.
doing. Monday groceries.

my b is bad and bougie. 
cookin' up dope with a Uzi.

the rich victim of riches is Ritchie Rich.
judgmental is... fake, boring, and zero.

gang
at the ready.
no matter the break up.

a cringeless night at the park.
local battle rap.

Ado
with her handsome hair
thinking
while doing Monday groceries.
friends, family, and community.

qonfidence lightens the ocd.

Saturday, January 20, 2024

roommates, the most original chunibyo

Eino feeling the existential crisis
because a new boy made his coffee today. 

the beauty of having normal friends
is never having to lie about your sexuality. 

we like everything but the hook
yet it lives in everyone's minds. 

hanging out with a music critic.
agreeing to never pay for Youtube Premium.

good people who trust each other
see more beauty. 

Mike's awake, his country is asleep.
the most original chunibyo on the internet. /s

sharing with roommates.
getting used to many different personalities.

natural runners
are writing the next Megadeth album 
to make the Tomb Raider soundtrack. 💏

if Tony Jaa
was half-Italian half-Indonesian
would he make documentary-style porn?

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

cakesale

HELL YEAH!/
a gang with no perverts. 
Gasabavu is just your ordinary women-lover. 
normal & chill.
Anneli is used to him. 

thankfully no one was born to complain. 
we were smart
going in 3 cars. 👼
how many cakes were we able to sell?
pie charts are a beast. 

regulars make a small portion.
So many new faces. .
with big eyes and long faces
choosing us
over packaged sugar.

it's only season 1.
an arty trailer.
how is it the most viewed?
some people eat different .
green seeweed stuck in their teeth.

Motto ganbatte

creative athletes > chosen people.
they don't blame their failures on minorities. 

normal people everywhere.\
relatable struggles.

onlyy the cool albums.
let's not repeat the same highs. 

everyone's talking about that restaurant.
all-you-can-eat buffet.

playboi carti.
anti-hero appeal.

good memories remain.
continue living.

a nerdy podcast blowing up!
independent. 

loser.
pathetic to the core+ using friend's secret for blackmail. 

what are our true passions?
"literally me"

hanabies. in the sky.

this is amazing!
you got enough in your walk-in closet
to last a year.
might as well put secrets in your hair. 
because i was once a disco king
till i fell 
into the sky.

we are just lucky animals 
in between the backpacking
making trendy typography
so stop dating women.
lying about your sexuality 
won't get a creep to stop creeping. 
he'll die eventually.

and you know you can't wait 
to tell your new friend
about that hobby. 👾
maybe you have a thing for her?
because back when I was 2D,
i was gay.
gay for pixels.  ,           ,

no one's ever died from bingka. yet.
but they put sugar in everything.
how can we be masters of the universe\
if we die so easily? 
people should eat 
however they like
even if it pokes their balls.

a world that spins

getting licked by a dog. so that the imagination never dies. it's his first time trying Turkish food. in the form of pheromones.

legitimate experts. feeling relatedness. giving themselves muscles. inspired by physics. to accept and defy gravity. 

believer of fate. likes justice and telepathy. blames her whole life on parents and babysitters. too good for kindness. 

music about food. in his record collection. gives him social cred and access to Cafe Nowhere. where only the cool are let in.

the tea culture is way different here. dey play songs and stories about snacks. instead of checking out gossip on twitter/x. 

feeling cultured. a world that spins. collectively running against death. there's almost no need to clean up a stalker.

dhere'a s always something new. dirty money. clean money. a softer riper banana. enhancing happiness with ashura-chan.

speeding through mangas. free from know-it-alls. it's a lifestyle thing. with a friend group. dependable and full of gravity.

Sunday, January 14, 2024

SupaFreedom!

cleaning up toilets and picking up trash.
doing what needs to be done.
that;s an epic utaite, 
relatable struggles.
it's fast paced.
SupaFreedom!

anime themes, game competitions, kuih muih.
"fuck it, let's do it all," she says.
gotta earn that bass drop.
dat's a queen number 1.
original Space Dandy.
SupaFreedom!

it's about the people you meet along the way.
cool healthy normal conversations/.
but then you suddenly remember
an infamous hk actress
from the 2010s.
SupaFreedom!

event organizer who does it all and more.
has news nobody cares about.
like alien invasions
rejecting his abs.
never lonely.
SupaFreedom!

staples and traditionals and universals
reflect the people's kokoros.
the madman making sense.
wohoo! rocking pandan.
flavour for yogurt.
SupaFreedom!

to be a part of people who understand each other.
discipline has anything & everything.
even internal gang disputes.
have some tangerines 
when tea time.
SupaFreedom!



Friday, January 12, 2024

Mango Banana Lelouch

swole.
everyday, milk and chia seeds.
at night, all the underground stuff
too busy being happy._
2 happy being busy!

Mango Banana Lelouch.
guitarist of Juicee Fruits.
indie pop band.
all body types.
the musical equivalent of a vending machine.

peace rally.
walking to burn off extra calories.
mocked/teased for having normie tastes
in weirdtown. 
but not at the beach. weeeeeeeee...

heroes
are in love with real life.
do not believe in telepathy.
being normal,
stalkers are par for the course.

to forget his Tinder nightmare,
he drowns them
in soy sauce and wasabi
with us Cruciferous Vegetables
b4 karaoke.

understanding vtubers
is understanding the assignment.
alien gods
looking hot
with human extroversion.



Thursday, January 11, 2024

Jeremy Allen White

come on, come on.
well-connected physically fit nerd. 👰
feeling sexy.
asking about Phantasy Star IV at the information counter.
they only got Stalker Zero. 

Sanna only drinks
the best coffee
for the worst games.
otherwise, she'd feel her teeth being eaten.
especially if they're sweet.

ALL is a movie.
normcore, weirdcore, dreamcore.
even otaku culture.
it's lucky
to know what you like.

every song is a world.
i think Courtney Laplante knows that.
that makes her
cooler than a flip phone
before Flash Player even existed.

yesterday's non-weeb potluck
featured many culture foods.
and the arts
like Planetes
don't feel like a scam. 

non-normies don't
want to be left out of the conversation.
so they set records
like Blue Scuti.
Hanpa nara K.O

Tuesday, January 9, 2024

banana for tea

people are better than movies. 
i had bingka.
bingka is dope/

Olavi.
his friend from school fixed his brain (after the breakup).
they had banana for tea. 👬

some people just have the gravy
with rice
at weddings.

Cleaning. Cleaning the apartment.
to earn
his coffee break.

the streamer
only eats halal.
listening to early Spiritbox. 

in a happy world,
socialists.
cool food, cool drinks, les go.

all the different people are the same!
every country
does eggs.

real life comment section's 
general consensus
= the new Green Day tastes like alcohol.

you can never do anything 100% right.
it's impossible.
food kills.

Sunday, January 7, 2024

biscuits

what is the meaning of life?
"biscuits."
according to one ugly hot, hot ugly. 
they didn't kill him.
they tried.
but he was too strong.
even responsibilities couldn't take him down. 

a meat that was professional and erotic
won the Emmys
for being Meryl Streep
for a day. 👩
but it took tastemakers too seriously.
so it missed 
the chance to represent its hometown.

Betharia dated a food movie reviewer.
it wasn't
a Tinder nightmare story.
it was fireworks.
20 years later,
they share an air fryer
and live in an apartment atop a shopping mall.

people of cringeless worlds with healthy brains
do stuff.
like unionize.
it's our all time favourite number one.
sure beats
the thought
of being better than eveyrone else.



Friday, January 5, 2024

normieboo

two drinks in a row.
naughty.
life is not a shoujo 
but it could be.
otherwise,
those VNs would be so boring. 

let your inner nerd out. 
but too easy
makes your brain too easy.
can't help
the cheap coffee
when not at Starbucks.

don't waste your time
if too similar.
find one
called classic.
dis way you're temporarily
a normieboo.

we are believably zero.
when we stop
believing fiction.
so try
to make
more first times.

Thursday, January 4, 2024

train rhythm in 5/8

the aliens are French.
they speak Germanese.
one of them loves dog oppais.
he's drinking out of them for Dry January.
well, stir well before drinking. 
because it's a secret Meshuggah song.
only available at car washes.

sexually active body pillows.
when a koreaboo hugs them,
we learn that four plus four makes ten. 
that makes you lucky 
like Yoasobi.
always up to date.
art for socialism sake.

my shortbread outlaw
knows his guitarists.
because he is human (after all)
and human rules 
are hard to figure out.
getting bombed by canned food
despite surviving etiquette training. 

his fourth marriage
is to a super beauty of survival.
they do it on a hamster wheel
while on haw flakes
and birth control. 
that's the story of Berlin's pub rock.
lap it like a cat.