the history of broccoli

10 hundred thousand years ago,

a girl was looking for broccoli

it didn't exist yet

but what is important to one

can be important to thousands

friends, hearts, happiness...

even sounds that have never existed 

in the history of the universe

they say...

if you eat kibinai everyday, 

your teeth will fall off

dat's the good ending

becuase if there was 100 seconds in a minute

you'd have time to kill

why do people watch sports?

the same reason why people watch games

for the culture

but why do people watch culture?

idk

imagine you're at an obstacle course

what would you do?

exactly

mini kitchen

i have to pet myself in the back

for making really good coffee

no one has uncovered this but me

it feels like a mega achievement

a supercomputer

an open world

granted, they're all die-able

but what isn't?

Bad Omens has lyrics

but Spiritbox ALSO has lyrics

we are cringe

but animals are also cringe

just try to be cool about being cringe

take no fall damage

gecs

i think i had the right idea

no ants in the cup

just lovers in your cupboard

every second is epic

observing from a distance

you can watch a 20 minute video

in just 10 minutes

"how to put papaya into words"

good at so many things

unlocking that snobbish heart

the glitches are interesting

it's like a breakcore party

only recognized artists

same themes but perfected

doing it for the trends

connecting to faraway strangers

anonymous video) essays

don't cheese the challenges

embrace the progress / growth

with fan letters and messages

ei...

we're bringing aliens together!

some not balanced 

they have whole sections blocked off

yeah, let's wake to Alan Wake 2

forget non problems

because we are all monkeys in the end

try something different= 

walk on walls

clean other ppl's homes if you like

learn their workout routines

volunteer

explore all the multiple endings

i want to be blown away

Use your friend's mini bar

bad bad music

stars are they now

now ar ethey stars

not everyone knows how to human

chicken,rice, broccoli

a background in ghost science

your ideal world

Zero superiority complex

just big gibberish metalcore

if it's too good to be true

grandma stealth

some things

have no purpose

like a stressless fruit

or a death snack

just as long as you don't overthink

the secret

is easier than the puzzle

don't always

check the normies

we are normies

bananas can be really big

we collect boring super literal pieces

then jam to Neil Young

people are beautiful

people are ugly

people are skeleton

Life advice:

How to everything

You can't

Thank you

tall and fit

Bloods are Cities

and the low foot traffic places

don't always

feel like death

official gameplay reveal:

Hair and Shampoo

by mexican actor model in Japan

doing space musing

we are colorful and predictable and boring and stupid

you can build a universe

Sleep Well or Sleep Hell 

we are all the things

and nothing

because we are high!

music video from 2001

it's clumsy

to not true to yourself

Sharing a person

connected computers playing videos games

At The Old School Library

there are no hard truths

Only harder truths

calm and happy

radiohead

people are not poets 

we are dead

dealing with 

negative or all feelings

River, Max, Stage, Avery = Boyband

wildly different lives

agoraphobics

we are not

nerdy or cool or deep

she said, 

"with the last of his money

should he watch

the new freddy movie?"

everything decays

but a cartoon dinosaur

and the toothbrush shall live

longer than any of us

it stronk!

in it, it will preserve

memories that don't matter

_____________________

the secret

to happiness

is sometimes

waiting

and perspective

and food

:egg: :broccoli: :cookie: :fish: :owl: :olive: :candy: :pig: :trident: :bug: :pizza: :black_cat: :frog: :black_joker: :turtle: :dodo: :potato: :bubbles: :croissant: :shark: :strawberry:

banana cactus

Saturday / Sunday Promotion

Stream your personality

with Final Fantasy 4: The Revenge

featuring special guest:

The The - the most menacing dog band

Excited to eat something unhealthy?

Get used to anime voice

Let the cringe drown you 

Tour the world as Banana Cactus

Go live on the internet

instead of rationalizing hate

= dance

Chocolate doesn't have to kill

Discussing philosophy 

Many things we're not in

are imagined as heaven

like the country of Lithuania

you heard about it so much

you no longer care

tall

do you know your personality?

and is it important?

i don't know

what are fruits?

things you put in your mouth

so imagine the world 

as one big family

and never say never again

unless you have to say it twice

it's like Deltarune 

but in real life

ye

what are we?

creatures that are going to die and know it

temple

happy coffee

sad coffee

cactus

_a hardworking boyband

brains' patterns

if you search 

"rock band" on youtube

you get results

everything you are

gets questioned

there are no 

guilty pleasures

everything 

is a mistake

we all learn from

we not

as smart

as we think 

does history matter?

yes. no. maybe.

the world gets reset

if you die

in game

same themes

different variations

7:08 pm

other people's 

epic things

are not always

chicken and egg

sometimes

they're Taylor Swift

othertimes

they're miniscule

whatever it is

The Fifth Element movie

is a movie

and in it,

we are aliens

7:08 pm

0:08 pm

6:00 am

6:00 pm

lol

getting exposed

for acts of kindness

never apply sunscreen

at 12:30 am

unless you want 

to open a portal

to the dark dimension

jelly

it easy

blown away

platitudes

sometime

it better

to just

jelly

and health

thoughts

of carefree

when they fun

recounting

best drinks

"MAY I HAVE HORDUFDEES"

"I know they like me. 

But who more?"

wheel

playing
with time 

is fun

shaving
off time

being efficient

time management

beats multitasking

just skip the boring parts

get to the meaty parts

learn at the learning parts

happy writings

make happy

better yet

an experienced writer

writing it

title- nude

will

some puzzles

are brain breaking

but do not.

be scared.

to-feel-good

by will

who is will?

good question...

a puzzle piece thingy

from Netherlands

if you take him / it

and fit him 

in your daily life

you'd feel better

or different

more different, 

than better

and somtimes...

different

or new

is a good start

to happy

outside the box

it's possible 

to break 

a cycle

and 

to ride

a motorcycle

there are 

no great 

people

only 

people

and anyone

can think

outside 

the box

HORDUFDEES!

DEEZ NUTS!

testplayers

we are not 

fictional characters

but we can 

know who we are

for a while

we'll just have to accept

the pensive songs

when we can't

it's nobody's business

but everybody's business

how shameful 

or down

something is

because in the end of the day

we're all testplayers

everyone will pry

when you die

chicken at the end of the world

What does a chicken think about

before it dies?

death

class systems

purpled hair monsters

relatable stuff

mood

sometimes

it thinks about quantum mechanics

and celebrity scientists

gates of light

what makes us special?

nothing

just stay curious

and stop thinking about it (death)

the best knowledge?

no knowledge

Iki Express is a konbini

isekai

100 million gajillion

reasons why 

we simulate

making reality

complex

letting fantasy happen

but berdly

sometiems, 

we don't want to deal

making us wish

for normies

and basketball

side sstory:

you just found out

the cool guy

is not cool

dolphins

imagine

no real feels

just escapes

but every now and then

understanding

human fun

knowing

what you are

for a time

till you forget

creating room

for pensive songs

letting yourself feel

angst and beauty

coffee

some things require 

not checking the phone

that a truth

from here to Lithuania

give your brain a break

today

don't existential crisis

look away from the crazies

just be normal

and positive

- explore a band

- let yourself feel sadness

- Kero Kero Bonito

the room between

puzzles make you feel smart

but we're all stupid

we have strange strange motivators

like _____________

not dying, food and new

all with deeper reasons

that we can't quite figure out

but whatever it is

let's make everything cool, y'know?

find the portals

i'm the guy who makes them

so you can be too

let's do it

the high of first things is crazy

positive

what is exercise?

an exercise in futility?

lol. no

i think it has something to do 

with something

i think it's wanting to do something

but not being able to

i think we're all boring

until we imagine stuff

especially when dealing with the tedious

because plain things are pretty things

when simulated

either that

 or we have to genuinely figure out

this multiverse thing

tomatoegg

Ramune

you guys ever wonder how cake was made?

no?

me neither

but we can make a behind-the-scenes

for friends and stuff

then we can stop thinking about death

and just have marshmallows

we're all gonna die anyway

know what i mean?

anyways...

songs are up

songs are down

which one is you?

you're not more one than the other

but it doesn't stop us from trying, y'know?

it's like trying to forget about death

it sucks

anyways, have a good day

ramune

chocolate tea

would you rather be

predictable with friends?

or original but friendless?

i'd rather be Toby Fox

coming up with plots and secrets and stuff

that'd be swell

because if everyone is right

no one is left

that's an acquired taste

you know, you could've had one girlfriend

or ten girlfriends

does it matter?

the busker's laptop still runs on xp

Mission Impossible: Horse Broccoli

it's okay to be casual

but what is casual?

a t-shirt?

or the way you like a cornier era?

idk...

whatever it is...

it's not a myth

normal can be done. we all do it

it's a Choose Your Own Adventure you can't choose

like Mission Impossible: Horse Broccoli

my favorite kind of movie

you can like it now

or you can like it forever

but you can't dislike water

water is everywhere (home, outside, fruits)

but do you guys believe in horses?

i don't

i think they're more real than Santa Claus

but that's just me

Horse Broccoli

e-sports

what is a real person?

an exercise pill?

balance?

or a fantasy kid?

i understand that deleting is permanent

but where do these things go?

another universe?

you can explore another universe

or eat another culture's food

either way it's okay

\

but dogs are humans of the dog world,

right?

so what are we?

some dogs are bothered

by time differences

that are better than other people

but the active gang

couldn't be bothered

because dodging fireworks is fun

everyting is rated whatever / 10

jevil

what is blue metal?

i don't know...

it could be an aesthetic

it could be a trend

it could be a -core

does it matter?

it's not everything

i mean, it's just a thing

no matter what that thing is

can't be that big of a thing

but super nerdy stuff tho

like the stuff with the cringe

and the quirks

and the weirdness

but self-aware

that stuff...

when you're in it, you're in it

makes you feel special

i'm ashamed when i like the stuff

idk how i really feel

is it a pleasure?

or a guilty pleasure?

idk

bagel 215

. birthday gift . Carl Stucky . Interior Worlds .

. Nomada Studio . avid reader . Rikiya Miyamoto .              

. Timber Hearth . third wheel . Wrenhaven River .

. summer school . craft beers . systemic racism .

. Keith Ballard . HARP + PONY . honeymoon phase .

  

1. Arcadia Bay. 1. Feldspar. 1. feather falling.

2. bird feeder. 2. Ada Choi. 2. character sheet.

3. Jenn Murphy. 3. DaftPina. 3. Lisbeth Fischer.

4. Fatal Frame. 4. Bossa Uh. 4. Lucy Rose Jones.

5. small drink. 5. fukumean. 5. tortured artist.

                                              

- special agent - On the Road - singing lessons -

- As Dusk Falls - Goldie Hawn - Maxine Williams -

- Charles Cecil - Kerry Bishé - insider trading -

- advice column - Babymorocco - songwriting duo -

- Jimmy Buffett - Napa Valley - beat generation -

bonus: Game Boy / Elise Avery / social services 

Cafe Nowhere 2

280,000 years ago,

a star was born

in it was a social media star

and in it

was a galaxy

and that galaxy had a name

but that name i forgot

you guys ever wondered

about the invention of timezones?

yea. me neither. 

but somewhere in that star/galaxy/person,

is a place called Cafe Nowhere

and that place is dope

Cafe Nowhere

idk if it qualifies as a star mystery

but it does make you think / wonder

what and where is Cafe Nowhre?

is it a sun?

a sun made by an alien species?

or is it a room?

a room in your mind?

who knows...

my opinion? we're all humans

except for cats

and dogs

and anglerfishes

they're not human

anyways...

remember to always

and goodnight

strawberry pink punk

One was me. The other was spaghetti.

Rock + spaghetti = acquaintance

LOL

There were birthdays everywhere

and everyone has having cake

it was epic.

anyways, strawberry pink punk

Question no. 1 

do you have the cinema door key

to access the alien gods?

No. 

Question no. 2?

sometimes not understanding dogs

do you just put everything into it?

No.

Hmm... 

sergio

ask him.

bagel 214

. illusion of choice . Runebee . bean bag .

. Forza Motorsport 6 . lookism . Kalafina .

. Desert Dream Motel . Neo Cab . Jon Snow .

. baking competition . Lavazza . escargot .

. Notes From A Wrist . Kevduit . clerihew .

1. Coyote Peterson. 1. Jesus. 1. hangover.

2. double expresso. 2. HIMYM. 2. Jay Holt.

3. Murni Discovery. 3. Hwasa. 3. Amerzone.

4. The Diamond Age. 4. Usj 2. 4. Iggy Pop.

5. romantic comedy. 5. rummy. 5. crockery.

- history of science - Fox Bop - Dopefish -

- Super Mario Galaxy - 2 Mello - Ashnikko -

- Better Noise Films - Aaliyah - BBC Reel -

- broken controllers - enknee1 - Engadget -

- Shōsetsuka ni Narō - Prodeus - Two Feet -

bonus: SDP Interlude / Aritzia / mindvacy

hanging out at the radio station

heyo,

Michelle Reis is an actress.

tgere are plenty of pppl in this world

who's name you don' know

actors, atresses, 

kitties are kittens of the cat world

if you live near the police

but

have y'all ever ventured into another country's pop scene?

there's always 

sum complex reason behind why we find anything pretty

anyways...

before you go,

remember that

Broccoli is crunchy

Banana is springy 

and Cactus is prickly

bagel 213

. music festival . Bandai . Josh Freese .

. Liv and Maddie . guitar . light verse .

. Forgotton Anne . jacket . Tracer Tong .

. spring chicken . Portal . Adam Jensen .

. Gilbert Renton . eggnog . Intrigue KL .

1. Angel Prost. 1. Oct. 1. Olivia Dunne.

2. movie night. 2. mod. 2. Mike Portnoy.

3. Hannah Hart. 3. TRT. 3. Andrew Baena.

4. Zach Baylin. 4. 王OK. 4. Kota Hoshino. 

5. tennis club. 5. PS5. 5. Brent Faiyaz.

  

- strxwberrymilk - family - Kim Horcher -

- Firewall Ultra - Joel G - Ash Millman -

- Gemma Atkinson - Blonde - Tosin Abasi -

- gauze compress - Mugler - David Gandy -

- Addison Timlin - Babbdi - Killer Bean -

                            

bonus: clockpunk / cancer / ninth grade