Saturday, November 29, 2025

domo arigato.

you can infantilize yourself as much as you want.
we know you heinous, 
quirk chungus. 

dry our clothes with machine. 

i can't perform
if everybody's watching.
but 
beating up a nazi feels so good.

the dweebs will keep on lying about us.
searching for a feeling.

negotiating is tuff.
it's a game. 
secretly,
i should open it
secretly.

i eat violent sea monsters. 

i need sumfink weird.

leftist minecraft.

quirk chungus be like,
"but if you hurt a nazi, you might hurt the nazi's fee fees. the nazi is allowed to ruin people's lives because he was born a special way. so special that he never has to leave the cot. he's a poor little meow meow wronged by the world. minorities are responsible for the mold accumulation in his room."

i don't care what the tarot says.
what does the carrot say?

"i am a long dragon."

fans are crazy.

i'm gaming again
with japan.
could not catch a loose cow.

this is day 30 of being normal.


the tiger is now a bear.

I know someone like Luffy. 
crazy, tuff, tuff, crazy, loyal, tuff, loyal, tuff, crazy, dumbass, tuff, tuff, loyal, crazy, tuff, tuff, loyal, dumbass, tuff, tuff, tuff, crazy, tuff. 

youngins doing epic shit.

i'm in my era era.

letting mold grow in your room does not make you an "underdog". 
you have the weirdest fucking fantasies.

everyone gets a balcony.

mochi is love,
mochi is life,

punch yo local celestial dragon.

my goes yay.
ghost yay...
goes yay.
you're miriam?

celebrities in japan.

days about complaining about babymetal about what.

you like rock n roll as the establishment.
you like it coopted. 
and dead.


hong kongian

your fursona is alive.

i go home.

boys can wear cute clothes.
there are no rules.

misunderstanding,
lies,
out of context.
the government
is one big misinfo place.
history
lies.
racist.
classist.

TALK TO ME!
ASK ME ABOUT MY FAVORITE FLAVOR!
YOU'RE MY FREN!

in your twenties,
you'll meet a man.
everything is that serious.
yet nothing is. 

'Tomb Raider II' was released on the PlayStation 28 years ago today in the US.

he's got a mechanical brain
that likes corporations.
i built this chair.

anything goes.

don't repost me.


random encounters

i'm only half real, boys.

been wanting to meet a gyaru.
she's a dentist.

you can't eat a movie.
it's_one_of_the_early_3d_games
that aged well.

thank you for supporting me.

it's a mister ree.
it's a school.
there's a lot of fighting. 
why does the killing blow
grant you all the exp?
it does not make sense.
monster or food. 

i can decide
what i want to eat
on my own.
y'all just tell me where.

are computers alive?

i can flirt
or i can make you angry.

nobody takes the initiative
so they stay lonely.

where did you store your girlfriends?

acclaimed dead person was never social nor political. acclaimed dead person debuted as a zombie. acclaimed dead person stayed at home, sprinkled cheetos dust on his keyboard and consumed dramaslop. acclaimed dead person was too good for school because he was always online. those were the days...


elevator anime.

i passed away again. 

there's a band named filter. 
did you know that?

you can restart the game however you want.

about a year ago,
my dance performance
destroyed the internet.
no one was able to connect since.

my shoe is a gun. 

we
are not
ordering coffee
with the police.

the next next thing.
so i'm safe
from the ocd checking.

everyone and everything gets uploaded here. 

he died in his arms.
tragic.

i don't want to be myself.
i don't want to see myself. 
organs everywhere.

don't do / go beyond.

is your password gullible?


edgerunners: cyberpunk

if you're born in the 1997-2006, ohw's life?

everything is spring. 

what people do with their hair
is their choice.
i 10000% support.

dat cake looks like a gamecube.
it's designed to encourage lonelinessand spending.

omo.
you ate two at once.
you're pretty even when you're ugly.

jtimportantland.

love is a lesbian.

how can i tell if i'm being honest?
guts, rot, hate, death, hell.

we just like some friends.

grug ugg uhh.

john hughes movie be like, "the rich and the poor actually have a lot in common. oh look, natural occurring crime."


paparazziパパラッチ

goddamn, goddamn, goddamn.
who or what are you?
i'm in loved by someone. 
no one knows who, miss hoo.

i'm a victim of bass.
you gotta move on from turkey someday.
don't worry,
we'll finish your burrito. 

i wish i could help you
with breast growth.
earth, 1987.
ego distortion effect.

endtroducing. 
it's a new genelation.
overwatch is just cs:go monkey.
i did not make your uncle. 

i am not gay.
stop asking.
can you imagine me inside of you?
chicken lame flame steak.

read it correctly.
this is no longer 2010.
this is the greatest crisis of the world
and you're on your bed.

indie games are ruining your lives/
/in a good way.
how'd you nab that wife?
mucho wrestling.

taking shots of me partying.
oh no! how are you gonna formulate an opinion without clips? 
panther did not argue with morena.
become legend.


stir-fry

ohio garden.
i have chao chao. 

bcause i'm a wholeass horse.

type: candy-1.

it's gay to kiss a girl.
don't do it.

lunch is made of cheese.

does this count as yellow?

what's kim's deal?

my chemical romance is not a dog
nor a cat.

call me 
for some
low poly action.

drake the type to buy fake abs.

the customer is not always right. 
in fact, they're most often wrong. 

single dinner
by mom.

don king kong.


Saturday, November 22, 2025

chillin in super world

blah blah blah, proper name.
Torqoise Selfish.

welcome to my experimental home.

give me two mixes,
one soft.
one hard.

wokers own the modes of prediction.

thursday is for yaoi.

low poly hot dog.
you can buy with internet points.

1 like,
1 reblog.
you're winning.

complaints?
compliants?

Isabelle Adjani. 

modding is great.
modders are great.
you like leon as a gimp,
kazoo man.

omg,
i've got time??

gotta thank the fans.

here are some of the dragons you've made.


bot bug

i haven't been everyday since yesterday.

then sexy 
was human and robot
while its custom robo bug 
was funny and ethical.

she's been working on her late father's disease
and her smol car was insane.

all you can do is your best beast.

how you 20 with divorced energy?

i got a cool car.

we do the cool shit.
y'all just coopt our aesthetics when we're dead.

we;re gonna die. 
wohooooo.

does you like to be in confusion?


terkecuali

her name is...
do you remmeber her name?
booktok controversies.
ye.
i think i need to break up with them.
efriendualy.

wow,
you'r married already yesterday?
cool beans.

the color green.
is it xbox
or chinese?

howl at the moon.
there are monsters nearby.

make me colorful, bitch.

oui oui baguette.
bags are back.

are you turning into a girlfriend?
what kind?

please add sex to Dead by Daylight.

you can't save.
you're in love
with Poopy Paige. 

i got a job in real china.

bought a graphics card
at a grocery store. 

great, cool, fun.

a perfect night in the 2000s.


nintendo spiceworld

a lot of cool things
are underground,
dustbinality.
bcause
not enough vowels in the english language, bruh.

countdown to mosquito knockdown
and extinction. 

agent stone,
you are now a cringe free
proudful vendor.

sit with the discomfort,
discomforter.

eat chinese food.
watch chinese shows.
nextflix.
honk if you're alive.

the uncomfortable uncomfortableness
is wher eyou grow.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
YOUR MENTAL HEALTH HAS GONE FIREEEE!

ants, 
i am not here.

i want to be a dog.

draw me 
selfishly.
self-indulgently.

honey lemon milk tea.


cafe

THE GREAT JELLY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED/DONATED!

you're finally gay on screen.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

any OCD enjoyers in the house?
no?
ok.

this is not a film.
this is a bathtub.
i hope my hands stay washed.

email me your answer and your password.

i wanna live.
we wanna live.

i'm literally a banner.

is january this year?
it certainly is the wrong time to have a brain. 

lights, camera, action.
wow.
you really believe in hollywood.
have you you not interested in living?
this was a lifechanging lesbian experience. 

spiderman is just the police. 

girls don't want flowers. 
they want sleeves 
that cover arms.

the human nervous system
could use a xanax.

are you old yet?

one piece one direction.

this bread is frozen.
i can't eat it.


cyborg island.

is there something missing in your life?
is e
veryday
the same?

some live on compliments.

ants and worms
are better than asmongold.

my body is alwyas good. 
fight my ocd.

the ceiling is rising.
from March 2000 
to November 2006.

Polish
and her fantasy man
ARE HAVING A 5.30 EVENT!

immigrants
are not responsibly
for the cheetos dust
on your keyboard.
nor_did_they 
put_mold_in_your_room.
how do right wingers enjoy life?
do they just wait around for validation?

why did you porn calm?

sisters banging drums.

one fast of jealous people.

one veggie
is two shells.

you're hurt by suggestions
of critical thinking
and media literacy.

okay, fellatio.



born in 2007

we're living.
not accumulating.

downright bored.
leftright down up.

goddamn, goddamn.
i m crazy.
i'm the best.

tony jaa in drama.

i'm sunlight, baby.

boring is your hobby?

i like people just getting along
and having fun. 
one piece has everything.

finally, got my license.

we,ve got cool_fans.
,numbers.
and people.

happy day..
what music are you today?
love_and_disrespect_for_deep_space? 
cool.

how do you know 
what fruit to eat
in your 50s
in the jungle
with no memory?

pretending to like
how i know you're alive.

you don't fight for friends.
you fight for celebrities,
owners,
billionaires, 
pedos.
y'know...
loser shit.

do you know how to enjoy life?
know.
you only exploit.

mario goes craaaaaaaaazy.


blonde has meds

3 cavaties.
1 hernia.
5 toes.

just look at the state of my fridge.
don't think too much about it. 

so many unexplained mysteries.

moyoi.

eat more.
donut is happening?

are you luffy?

Häagen-Dazs.
sinfully delicious.
never had it.

both are equally good.
chocolate and blueberry.

the people you shuld love.
Nearby...
& Nice...
healthy under 20.

yo...
the leftist lawyer gets it.

how i photograph myself sleeping.


the secret of the baka.

i got the role.
you didn't.
deal with it.

everything i love 
- adidas. 

it's going ot be 2008 forever.

woul dyou love
to love me?

still from the corner, 
going to the right.
i don't think he's coming back.

digimon adventchildren.

i hope the fact
that i've_always_rooted_for_you
doesn't bite me  back
in the ass. 

you're so focused on hate,
you missed everything.

a country song called cold beer.

harvest of abundance. abuden.


01 11 2025

"are you ashamed of being alive?"
no.

yabadabadabadabadaba ocd.!

i want to babysit that cat all day long.

ghost in shell.

did you jumpscare yourself
with tangerine?
no?
ok.
yo.

man,
i can't put into words
how much i'm no longer into love with you.

crocodile archive.

have you met any media that changed your life?

hurry back to your friends, man. man. man. man.

new york city in new york.
you like murica.
you like cops.
you like corporations.
you like eugenics.

dmm.

who does the subtitles?
she has a long life. 

reddit embarrassing.



Saturday, November 15, 2025

kasumi is alive

was at a paramore show
in 2001.

she was 32 years old.
estimated to be about 
900 centimeters.

a very interesting concept.
sounded like a helicopter.

i don't like cowards.
mean people.

rest me go.
i won't be long.
i'll be short.

you gotta create
to know how ot create.

intricate source of puppy.

what did kids say?

1) soundtrack.
soultrack.

2) pancakes
brunch.

3) cbab - cap bastards are bastards

20 minutes.
delay the compulsion.

i can cut fruits for you, motherfucker.


lonely people, man.

i worked security for that gig.
that

this is my daily thai. 

i wish i was a photographer.

NO AI, PLEASE. 

i want my life back.
uwu.

why are you're carrying that homophobia so bad.?

maybe today, satan.

raw fish,
you have two emotions.
1) entitled.
2) poor little meow meow.
delaying friends
and community.
waiting for life to begin.

incel news network.
i'm afraid you're stuck with your non personality.

when a dog loves an animal.

are you still dreaming?


ps2

fighting ocd everyday.
getting better.

i want to be smart
in a stupid way
sometimes.

"branch,

invisible rain,

your favorite scent is getting popular again."

- christina ricci, 1998
(she never said this btw)

i'm a water bitch.
i drink water. 

once you get famous enouff,
you don't exist
and nothing matters.

why is everything big now?

that's kate bush eating grapes.

i love the meow meow sounds in the background.

forget the deleted.
it's a new drive.

so he's a known enemy?

cook me somethjing.
what are the rules to food?
what are the rules to eating?

i'm gonna be heavy winner tomorrow today.


hollywood tricks

a plane is fast.

i'm dressed as audrey hepburn.
who?

i've got a whole lot 
of whole lot.
i'm alright.

there are many mysteries in this world.
i like.

do you accept miku as your lord and savior?
your subscription to childhood ends tonight.

hello, cookie.
do you still love me?
let's paint this town red.
inshallah...

what is local society?
ice cream?
auntie?
blasted anime.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS,
YOU ARE CURSED
TO ENDLESS HAPPINESS.
NO SELF-REFLECTION.
NO REGRET.
JUST PURE JOY
AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS. 

i've got 100 songs 
to go through tomorrow.

hehe.
i'm bored.
not really.

lili's ending.


Saturday, November 8, 2025

big mofo staircase

dramatube is a lame_lame_poopoo_head.
why'd you buy his news,
reddit man?

a lot
a love of all things is handy.

in the medical world.for study

peak narcissism = me.

we live in a big spider web.
a  big one
of society.

how the hell do you clean a mansion?

noothing is real here.
i like that.
i believe in nonsense.

more if possible in dreams.

i am the beautiful king.

go go brain, 
are you nice?

you wishes she Dis pan.

two fandoms at the same time.

THIS IS NOT A SHIRT!
STOP WEARINGN IT!

are you gonna listen to that song forever?
well,
go dumb or go home.


neverending scroll.

how are you still alive?

you've beene everywhere, havne't you?

'
what are these plots?

don't be afraid
of the person
who is alive.

uploading in mouth.

o cha...
...
did you know... 
jazz is the only genre of music with no socializing, no dancing, no politics, no race, no wokeness. it's 100% pure and context free. back in those days, everyone just stayed at home, memorize facts, and chat with nasties all day. dem were simpler times. 

replacement parents. 

how tall is your tall?

if it's idea you want. 
what about a water game
in a thunder?

is every woman a goddess to u?

internet is not real life.
get real.

some people
will never love. 
some people only exploit. 

real witches don't come here. 

where's your real face?

ghosts don't die.


i just turned 81

ass your local librarian.
"how could they be so inconsiderate?"

it's like
they engineered unnamedplayer in a lab
designed to make
the ugliest 
fattest
meanest piece of shit alive.
world of war character.
eww...

sanpo.

pandacore.

water candy.

pls.
shoot my phone!

checking and chekcing and checknig and checking.
quite checking.

alone with a flashy neighbor,
you have become the content king.

did you flush?
kids know the difference. 
taking care of babies is hard.

who loves to cheat all the time?
nobody?

this is the end of your captain, captain.

don't tear your asshole
tryin to find an answer.

ryan gosling in half life 2.


Animal Horizons: Population Crossing.

genocide this.
exploitation that.
who's gonna cry
for the poor little meow meow 
billionaires?
you of crouse.
the chosen one.
the special.
the daughter of a factory.
the pedo whisperer.

japanese decades are arcades away.

someone/sweatshops sacrificed a whole arm for you
so you must be good.


Thursday, October 30, 2025

everything is blue

stop trying to impress.

i'm like that.
an elevator button.

killing what kills you
does a make a stronger.
as long as you didn't die
while you were being killed
by the killer.

everyone is a poseur to you
who's not conservative.

god,
can it finally be happening?
in your 40s?

soap shaped like a dildo,
you want to be an american so bad.

rent is due.

friends doing things together
planning world domination
and love.
so epic.

you've got a pornbrain,
bored timespender.

anime is so boring.

girl,
you'll be a father soon.


this guy are mad.

situation is insane.

kayagate.

twitter discourse. 
amuse-bouche course.

gong li is alive.

settler goldfish.

dazed and confused is a movie.

a weezer fan?

you think no one exists but you.
everyone's got quirks.
wow,
you love the police.
if you gotta exploit
to enjoy life,
you are 
an eternal loser.
treating every hitler
like a poor little meow meow.

a memoir.
Marriage: The WOman of Your Dreams.
"Women have ruined dating." 
the only woman you talk to is your mom. 
calm your ass down.

life is ethel cain and shrek.

anything anything
till you're not a part of anything.
ONLINE THREAT DETECTED!
your fyp.



dig dug

where not?
where she not?
it's not best enough.

how many ants is a normal amount?

giving your favorite rockstar a gift.
it makes happiness.
fan art.

can imaginary adults have babies?

i'm auditioning
to be part 
of this new boyband.

it really speaks to me.

you don't know friendship.
you know nazis.
a different set of skills.

my existence is always political.

you only learn to live anime. 
power rangers is not one piece.
i don't own one piece.

this is a film about you. 

you will be alive tomorrow~
woa woa~
love you more than i could say.

tennis body.

ghost train.

konbini inside.

she really likes to work with Michelle Williams.


spinterest

wow! pokemon.
- spokemon trainer.
- kinect.
- no motion.

you don't go outside
or do anything. 

she's married now.

weirdo on the internet going
"punk is dead".

do you believe in plot armor?

the world is huge, huh?
you can install pain receptors
on the robot.

anime won't fill your soul_hole_troll.

explain away.
solving the mystery of one piece.

don't put spoilers in tumblr, dumbass.

don't blame it all on the left. 
love the law so much.

right winger workout.

you found outt you're shy?

you can't believe
he'd go with you.
a privileged guy
with a privileged take. 

you can do more stuff in the bedroom.


Saturday, October 25, 2025

cannonball ship

i got a new routine. 

number 1. deliver the food,
2. drive an uber.
3. go back hoe.

skills are sexy.
here's my rap solo.













collect me on instagram
and myspace
and hipster.

we are the champions,
my fren.

you're not praise.
stop the poor-little-meow-meowfication
of pedos, nazis, and incels.

they thought you to be alone and selfish.

it doesn't matter what time is time.
what matters is do.

HOW'D YOU SUSRVIVE ON ONE EPISODE?
and then pooped for 10 years?
in the survival island?
in italy?

happy birth.
you're 20 now.
time to go.

i am cute.

everything is an idea.
yuse everything.

you sleep once a year?

if i saw you on public,
i'm alive.


streetside utility box

how can scrollin up
mean scrolin down?

singing bout how oppressors got it bad.

haters make u feymus.

the internet remembers
stupid things.
i forget.

empathetic not pathetic.
true sexy.

mafia of good people.

everyone aroud you
is older than you now.

consuming
what they're consuming
to get closer
to him.

proper warrior.

for the love of the game.

if you only want freedom for yourself,
that's privilege.

don't eat sunscreen
or facial cleanser.
eat food.

i want to workout
and chat with friends all day.

the nightmare part is over.


big mofo banana.

saviour of the universe,
animeking
only eats
with online company
and gets cAncelled
with kristen bell.

merry.

no survival skills.

loves
GREAT NOSE JOB!
BEST ONE!.

learning how to live
with the clues on tv. 

BALLS! ACTIVATE!

did you teach your kid
how to hunt?

list of human artists to support.

to be so vanilla
is to not exist.

overly confident old man.
basketball nonsense!

we are all the same.
we hate billionaires.

you have a weird idea
of what it means 
to be japanese.

spray it like it is. 

true ending. 

normal sex
upsets
conservatives.

be weird.


it's giving 2014.

ocd is my bitch.

today is a clean day.
gonna get rid of the clowns in my mind.

i make what i want.

do you read news?
loser news?
EXTREMELY ONLINE?

i crush eveyr ant i see.

pink movement...
aesthetic phone...

ask your dad for a minecraft. 

"why women don't date android users."
wtf is this incel shit? 

haters make me feymus.

wow, colonizer aesthetic. /s
so cringe.

no one likes a hate god.

you want oppressed status while being the oppressor.
survival is our interest.

everyone's got a weakness.
everyone improvises. 

no one is immune to pain. 

there are good people. 


Toyota GR Yaris Rally1

my eyes just adjusted to the darkness.
i'm now a dark pop star! 
weee...
everyone loves me for my head 
in my head 
and my head.
let's go for a drive,
ryan gosling.

you like the sound of my breathin?

this shut-in...

never been thru anything.
never learned anything.
wannabe a cowboy.

is everything a movie to you?

metal gear rolid.
bushido.

8.50 euro dinner.
- vege
- rice
- meat
- one happy sweety.

one dimensional villains are actually realistic. 

everyone_i_hate_in_real_life_is_a_one_piece_villain.

these cookiesare from 1975!
sieze the mode ofprudction.

the truth shocks people.

materwelonz productionz.

superbottle!


pirate signalling

everyone beats up the king. 

"just following orders"
is no defense.

i like my villains one dimensional.

we destroy the nasties
and live to spite
those who want us dead.

let's shape our brains.

shell in the ghost, baby. 

who is rosalia?

let's play.

OMG,!
KIKOSKIA!

OMG,
i'm alive!

loser news.

i don't have a stalker.

which one of these toys
does your dog like?

you watch asmongold.
you're dunzo.

only boring people get bored.

do they teach you how to be an ass kisser
at the bootlicking academy
of sloptube?

i can transform into a letter.

gum-gum...
gattling!


kontent kratos.

omg, i'm sexy.

farts are flammable.

do you really believe in the script,
voice actor?

tellme.

chores got you bored and peace.

buy your roommates food.
WHY ARE THERE NO FRUITS ON THIS TREE?
what do you do with banana skin?

got i swag?
parties and parties and parties and parties.
we're 200% cooler than you.

ruins and greens.

nicole kidman.

sophie is the veggie burger girl.
trans women are women.
matcha has its time and place.
let's sleep at the bouncy castle.
this boiled water is from 3 days ago.

autistic_ryan_gosling_references. 

what the fuck were you thinking?
caring what pedos think of you.
get yourself some good enemies.
you've got quality friends.
like atsuko.

i'm from Romania, Singapore. 

COLLAPSING THESE NUTS!

NOT ALL KIMS ARE RELATED!

the banana peels are ALIVE
with the sound of muuuusicccc.


Saturday, October 18, 2025

today is a movie.

ayo edebiri is an actress. 

conservatives never do anything cool. 

sometimes you talk to a person
and you just KNOW
they have a porn folder. 
knowhatimean, kiwami?
dat and sloptube.

pick your favorite color of the week.

what keeps you going/?
what keeps going you?

🎶 he was gay and grey.
she was a christian fundie.
can i make it anymore obvious? 🎶

silent hill parent exposed.

hohohohonoka.

all you know about life is anime.
this book was written
40 years ago.
media consumption won't save your life.
you're now 20 years old.

give me air-conditioner.
we_won't!
surrender!
to gravity!

being hot is nice.
i like attention.

these subtitles are ASS.
my subtitles are SHAKING DAMN HEAD.

i play a sexy lady.

we do cool things
like chess
at the club. 


japanese cucumber salad

everyone is horny!

be different.

visible pasta.

why cat ears?

don't forget to breakdance your wife.

april fools is handsome.

SNL rejected you
so you became a chud. 

you don't have friends
at this hour.
try again
another time.
@ the lobby.
matcha cookie.

waaaaaaa...
she beautiful.
somebodygave her eyes.
thankfully,
she's friendly
and not IDF.

i am like... the best.
i don't know why. 

we are all madonna.

the internet used to be
somewhat moree reliable.

"i'm so wet,"
he says.
your one source of news.

how do you not accidentally date,
you crepe?

the world is rage baiting. 


yonekura: chill dungeon

do you dare...
enter?
tis a game.

it's a music.

weirdo movie director,
i'm the reason for your alive.

do you eat alligators?
why?

today, we're riding the fastest ducks. 

bizarre secret spots in level.

suspend your disbelief.

two assignments a day.
completed.

let's cook. クック

fuck Dem stupid ads.

it's hard to know you're wrong
with all these rewards. 

routine is messed up
by a gift
from Ness.

rawdogging.
all fillers..

we like adventures. 

OMG, i'm still alive!

THE AND.


pilot

a selfish dream 
is not worth it,
user.

reactionaryshitheads
can't enjoy anything.

HOW THE HELL do_these_conservatives make friends?
nooooooooooooooo...
don't enjoy our media.
don't touch it.
nooooooooooooo.....
here come the cockroaches.

fuck the country.
love its people.

tis is a war.
we're all gonna die. 

no war but class war.

how very you of you
to fall for propaganda.
AGAIN. 

i'm a DEI pilot
flighting a random plane. 

wow,
i'm hot.
arrest me.

acting like you know everything
is so cringe.

gay plane released in 2025.

blast!


korean cafe.

awesome history of sexy.
there was you,
there was me,
and we all lived 
till 150.
he lives for donuts.
@ 4pm.
but he's not a cop.

she's a model.
he's a cake.
a chinese cake.
that's a labubu friend.
algo head.
i have bun abs.
recurring theme.

dining in the city.
eating wif everybody.
work from home.
free monday.
food subscription.
city convenience.
and yet another chaebol.

where's the hero shit?
the_true_and_cool_and_badass_and_sexy_and_wholesome?

consumer of ass,
use it or lose it.

anyone would get with anyone
because anyone.
everyone is normal.

i'm judging your groceries.

you will never get it
when you have to cool. 

so proud of your exploiter parents.

buns everyday.
먹다


Saturday, October 11, 2025

tanoshii

coffee is hot.

i'm 150 years old now. 
@ shisha_shopping_mall.

do you know what your friends are doing
in other places (countries)?
you can just ask.

we[re suck rockstars.

i'm ordering food tonight.

i'm eating 100 tangerines.
you can't stop me.

i turn into a car.

EVERYONE LOVES EMOTIONS!

the freaks
in my DMs
accusing me
of fanfiction.

nostalgiachan.

the spineless
love the spineless.

i'm the stupidest motherfucker on the face of the earth.
let's rock.

beware of spoilers.

wow...
you're so good at reddit.
wowwww..
you're so knowledgableee. /s


z-list

don't hate me coz i'm player.
hate me coz i'm game. 
"lara croft is hot,"
you say.
we;;,
we like things nerdy
sometimes. 

jaim a gamer.
cosplayer.
happy dappy duck.
model all the time.
got so many underwear!
i'm an extra
in the movie, baby.

the many don't want a king.
we're taking the land back.
organize,
comrades.

thank you if you love me.
go love some more.

the non-discussing
non-participating
pyramid people
suck. 
society is a web.
not a pyramid.
the pyramid of elon
is a pyramid of losers.

if you live,
you're a pirate.

a whale is a meal.

the fantasy life vs the heroic life.

popularity
is one of the goals
of your sim.

it wants to experience "other cultures"
but it's just hotels.

weebs are right wing.
i'm left.

he's in love with kanna.


autism.

revolutionary spirit.
all day.
everyday.

are all your friends internet?

make your coffee.

you can have fun by yourself
but it's always more fun with people.

corny mofos
always_planting_stories 
about their opps.

have you ever looked at califlower
and gone "oh baby."?
that's us.
food people.

"would you fuck me?"
she asks.

u dunno.

beating up bullies
is good fun.

racists everywhere
in your puny internet brain.

food is one of the things in the world. 

dressing up for a fight. 
it's gonna happen tonight.
can't wait
to happen again.

going off somewhere alone to die.
not me.

hey! ho! let's go.


20 years later

welcome bakc to life, kasumi.
how have you been?
alive?

everyone is an idol now.

can you translate me into japanese?
no?
maybe next time.

music is an angel.
baseless.
yes treble.
very terrible.
peaks and valleys.

"i am the madness.
i am the crazy.
this is the sub life."
crash out cuck.

anyone got OCD tips?
i'm a cctv security guard.
i see everything.
early-incidents-
last-a-long-time.

in the cool world,
no pedos.
one piece is real life.

when your freaks are haters,
you're good.
monsters love 
monster things. 
they want to believe
every bad thing about you
because they're jealous
of human things.

"get full early access to BUUUUUUUUULLSHIT."
every non-issue gets blown up
to epic proportions. 

our fat heroes are heroes.
they know what's right.

i love her smashed face.


knife

efficient is becoming efficient.
i feel efficient.
four words.

naruhodo.

simple pleasures...

- laichee yogurt

- finally found a good vhs.

- yuri relationship with yourself.

the_coward_stuff is cringe.
fenceriders only care
about fattening their wallets.

mp3 time.

we're all varying levels of brainwashed.
so stay woke.

did you forget your bahasa?

brain broken.
same phrases repeating.
my brain is mybrain.
i'm changing it.,

hazel street station.

you think all cops are good guys.

what's wrong with your imagination?

get that soap
because it smells like grandma's place.

biscuit cookie. grotesque.

i like the way
my abs look.

instagram muscle mommy.


metal sonic

we are men!
men we are!
are we men?
what are men?
are men women?
are women men?
men are women?
i don't know.

they will never stop.
they derive pleasure
from our exploitation.

is your father labubu?
i am longbody.

pleased to meat you.
superpork.
non-halal.
one of those children's rides
made of black pepper chicken. 

i used to be a rocket.
now i'm a rockstar.
sad times.

excuse me,
do you know where hazelnut coffee is?
i just sprayed insecticide.
no?
well ok, 
thank you.
you smell like pizza.

sing!
"WITH THE LIGHTS OUT,
I CAN'T SEE SHIT!"

nah.
let's just play the game bruuuuu.

i was a big maddafakin dragon
and now i'm a puny little shit.
that's how it goes.
i'm a baby now.
reborn.

do you eat rocks as a human?
no?
what is this slimy shit?

we all die, baby.
we all die.


toke

failed artist
to right wing grifter pipeline.
wow.
what a wasted life.
he wants japanese women
because of anime.
dweeb.

smoke my truth.

beauty is scareful.
beauty is awesome.
beauty is scaresome awe.

we are all beauty.
conventional and unconventional pirates!

people odn't know how to talk anymore.

voice actors are much needed.
it's like a food
or a song.
a pork bun.

otaku person has transformed into a mecha.

dragons used to roam.
now it's reincarnated into a man baby.

we keep ending up in situations
where we don't grow.

the babyfication 
and eradixation 
of responsibilities.

can you make food?

when am i so calm?

tudey!

3/4 coffee cup.
boujee.
drunk animals.

this is your brain.
use it or lose it.

eating at the computer.


scatterbunny

hedgehog,
the hedgehog ranger.
vs
aniki the skydrowner.

an impressionable adult
going to the cafe alone.

i'm going to paint
the most fruit trees in my game.
try to stop me.

you've played every game made by him.

my finger is very long. 
it's giving batshit.

why do you have against onions?
i thought you're a vampire.
shudn't it be garlic?

i'm taking bad batman.
taking him back
to sarawak.
maggie goreng ayam. air suam.

why do you like anime girls?

thick lips.

"love me, love me, love me.
i'm on the internet."

not everything
is made for everyone,
you slop consumer.
you consumer of slop.
you billionaire simp.

chasing other people's high
even when they're faking it.

wow.
on the 6th
and on the 7th.
i didn't die.


awaken your real, pirates!

2000s internet.
furry forward.
cringe on.

sometimes i notice personality first
and then i notice looks.

the mystery of attraction.

discussdiscussdiscuss.
be part.
i is not who i used to be
3年前.

(heart) in the right place.

this long form will change your brains.

save physical media.

all content is a blur.
nothing about me is real.
neither are you.

you like egg?
become egg.!

tamago...

she's 30 at 35!
a guitar player we can't catch.
riffing all the way to hell.

king of the princesses.

misunderstood is fine.
we're pirates.'
if you want the truth,
it's out there.

you always tzhink it's easy.
that's the problem.


pum[pkin crazy spice latete

some kind of slur in a bar.
he's hugging
a huge soft bread.,
going
"close, close, full, full.
the water jugs are.
RESIST PROPAGANDA!"

meet hilarious leftist.

interesting theory
but Britney Spears exists.

this room is air-conditioned.

disney adult vs minecraft adult.

"omg, we;re breasts."

spending money.
happy happy.
red hair_hair_hair.

do you remember
what you're supposed to forget?

i'm so spent.

eat flour chicken everyday.

change da world... 
my final message.

[always sunny clip].

anime eating

real life is violent.

killing that pedophile
was the best day of our lives.

everyone is fiction to lolicons.

they don't know what reality is.
crash out!

i will always have underwear.

i'm dumb 
 but i can change.
  and have changed.

my coma fell into my sis.

some people are conservatives.
that's
just
how it goes.

peach pumpkin versus.

if you can't hang with friends,
what's the point?

you think everyone with a tattoo
is a bad guy.
some kind of alternate reality.
disneyness.

this water tastes like water.

lib director.

you feel for all the cancelled celebs.
you poor thing.


jelly mooncake

OH N O.
the right-wing grifter
has got his hands on 
YOUR FAVORITE LEFTIST ANIME.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

got a dick
like an penis.

dis animeboy wanks everyday. 

searches "asmongold" once.
algo fucked for life.

is it tomorrow
or is it wednesday?
isn't tomorrow wednesday?

kill all content farms.

entertrainer exposed!
boring brain
calling all decolonizers terrorists.

sigh...
that white privilege. MURICA.

my baddies are heroes.
your baddies are pedos.

hitler dweeb.
man baby.

special and rejected.

so you're better than people on starvation wages 
just because your daddy pays you 
to rehabilitate pedos on the internet?

"how can she be bad?
the genocider likes cats."

wow. you're so excrement.


whale ruins helicopter landing in GTA Online.

you've exposed your values, bruh.
no, you weren't "groomed" into a friendship.
you've always hung out with sus people
because you lack a moral backbone.

do you think no one around you is great?
suicide.

every band's gotta have a gimmick.
that conservative band is all cliches.
when the personality is dog shit,
the art don't mean a thing.

incredible crisis.
a time crisis.

you only take advice
from people
who own stuff.
that's why your kid
will never learn
how to live.

his priorities in life:
anime,
anime,
anime.
always tryna find a childhood.

why don't you use your brain?
work it out.
don't let it sag.

facial hair
is not masculine
nor feminine.

can you come up with a grunge mechanic?


Saturday, October 4, 2025

avril lavigne

that's a teen idol
foe the 2030s.

she used to be a pick-me.
now, 
she's a pick-everyone-else.

this video is from 2011.

cybergoth
using the internet just for text.
- indian punk.
- porn star martini.
- traditional labubu dance set.

we've been traversing the seas forever, man.
we don't forget that ish.

"ye.
check out my sexy pistol.
sexy, rite?"

ironic enjoyment.

when you're young,
you can aim anything.
even a hottie.
he's so talented.

9-5, everyone.

batchicken.

you can count me out
of their no-culture culture. 

people change.


trans furry hacker pirates

misunderstood is fine. 

just cause i'm hot
doesn't mean i'm not, knowhatimean?

is it your dream
to be half-arsed?
that's sad.

hurting fascists is fun. 

there's always new stuff everday.
everyone oin third place.
discuss/create.

real people.
real motion.

i worry about your media literacy
and your sanity.
why'd you let yourself be bored, 
fake god?
boring tasks in game.
grinding, grinding, grinding.

do you know sys?
obedience and politeness.
the police people.
anti-cool.

consume slop,
become slop,
wannabe billionaire.

my cat's got personality.

the internet
is going to shit.
save yo maddafakka physical media.
we can save the world!

everybody's lookin.
i kinda like it.

let's be tomodachi.


she's got leather.

everything is women.
even a toilet bowl.

"gimme cat, gimme cat, gimme gimme gimme cat."
she says
while riding that moped.

on her way
to meet that weirdo on tinder.

please seed, motherfuckers.
this an epic journey.
only 1 percent left.

she's got leather.

it's you vs you.
one of yous has to die.

he's the greatest swordsman to ever live. 

defeat him.
increase your name.

losing your temper
won't change anything.

don't doubt yourself?

hello, 
i'm sexy.

it's all messy.
it's how we do.

portal.
beautiful.
circular.

god's "chosen ones"?
y'all so cringe.

a flying elephant.


your age is the temperature.

i only eat bread.
i only like monkey 
and tangerines.
fried egg everyday.
milo everyday.
Binggrae's Banana Milk everyday.

cringe yourself to death
watching me.

am i naked?

when someone else drives the car,
i feel safe.

you're not with the people.
you're with the 
poor_little_meow_meow 
bougee_exploiter_people. 

consuming sloptube
for fortnite skins.
so much incest.

the prestige
from doing nothing.
he likes all the dead things.

inu is cute.
inu is loveable.

eating fruit all day is no good.

nobody knows
how baby is made.
it's a super mystery.
a stupid mystery.
it's like a song.
it can be shaped like a turd.


consume consumer

pause screen.
intermission screen.
x marks the spot.

what kills anxieties?

a story for the ages. 
bout how joel can fight ten guys at once.

oh no, 
you cried.
that means no sex.

someday
all your debts
will be paid.
pay it forward, baby.

endlessly.a hypnotist.

this crab story about capitalism.

change your DNA.
rock n roll.

your mind has finally settled down.

loser goes scorched earth.
tearing down entire towns
to get to one person.
to fuck up 
the_suck_up_butler.
fucking billionaire.

don't be a coward.
reblog with the added notes!

they want to be near.


the theme of kasumi.

no eugenics.
animeboy smugness.

we all hate a neutral ahh person.
stand for something, bro.

the niche you like
is out of work.
surprise.

- food, food, food.

- virtua cop birds.

all gone.

you should've showed your support
for the indies.

she's anti-porn.

yea.
WOW.
you lost her, man.

a new greeting everyday.

everything is going 180.

watching her show
after class consciousness.

you are the most character design person ever.


offline meet

every protag is a loser.

unpaid moderators.

anime people
are not real.

girlfriend 
lets you touch.
friendboy
lets you touch.

put some conditioner in your mouth
(you have).

oat cookie is food
you can eat.

why are lolicons here?

let's try another server. 

the game is not real
but it's real
now.

you feel insecure
because of lack_of_authenticity.

playing ps2 in 2025.

it's alright.

everything is powerful
because of relevance.

he's a cool guy.
he makes his own games. 

we are audience.

japanese subtitles are in english.



satisfied.

if you love me,
share me.!

i was in a kpop group. 10 years.

oh no,
you came. 

"PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!"

jaim gonna be sexy
for a long time
like i've always been.

it was a movie kiss.
didn't mean anything.

do_you_understand_human_relations?
without a realistic movie
you would be de complications.
confused.

1 billion views
and a date with bayonetta.

you want to be babied 
by people who don't exist.
babies, 
billionaires,
and manic pixies.

dating a chubby.
a chubby pretty.

why do you corn everyday?
\outrun 
your bad art.

omg, he's teasing you.


aimless in game

you don't know it @ all.

the things you;re imagineingtree
a're becoming real.

why is everyone naked in the past?
too much to be ashamed of.

are you boring?

if sexy = stupid, then why are you both ugly and dumb?

10 minutes left
in this 50 hour game.

healing item.

think dungeons and dragons.
immersive sim.

sandbox.
there are no rules.
pvp.
pve.
whatever you like.
create your own story.

did she have plastic surgery?
she's famous now.

a hidden item.

you can summon. 
a big big monster.

early lunch, motherfucker. 


Tuesday, September 30, 2025

easy express cantonese fried rice

you're alive 
for the first time
experiencing unfamiliar territory.

- portuguese egg tart.

- fighting your destiny.

- coin in a washing machine.

- bad mochi.

- exploiting a dumdum law.

it's strange
and surprising
yet_not_so_surprisng
who becomes a star.
your ex.
she on the tele.

which banana is older?
hmm?

more is more.

"i will become your one piece."
is your thing.

tonight,
an early dinner.
|
not in sync with society.

people know you.
our identities are hard strong.
hard to change.

and you keep coming back
for that denpa feeling. 


Saturday, September 27, 2025

shrine

your dopamine center.

it will come true.

chocolate chip cookies,
brownies,
red velvet cake...

paint in her style.

my god,
you love all the biopics.

draw her.
sketch her.
decorate her with media.

it's a calming agent.

yo
bcoz
sex is outlawed
in this weird ahh country.
only kings 
are allowed 
to have it.

we all know we fake.
we like it.

lost the ability to human.

maybe she'll love you.
0.000000003 percent.