Monday, June 30, 2025

mulan iii

i know what food is.
i've had it before.

but do you know of people
who have never eaten
in their entire life?

some people
give off that vibe.

just the idea
of them eating food
is hard to imagine.

they're like cartoon characters.
always wearing the same shit.

you can't believe they're real.


billionaire buying a pornstar.

god did not promise you this land, 
fucking ameriboo.

ever lose sleep
for no reason?
alien asking.

people fall in love with cleebrityes?
why!

supporting the product does not make it better.

horniness is one of the motivators of life.

you get to advance in your career
if you're politically right.

britney drinking pepsi.

got a pretty girl to kiss you.
that's smart.

moving home is a pain
but is a joy.

it's good that all things are clean.
and we can focus
on the importante things.

you're a sellout.
blah blah blah is all you do now.

i'm team human.

sex pests on your side. 
billionaires on your side.
drake on your side.


rely on your noggin

can you feel the 90s in this?

this alien's been collecting information
for thousands of years.

people talk
so be good.

everything is dangerous.
you could be pooping
then suddenly fall into the toilet.

we're always fainting
like in a melodrama.

you don't need a big screen tv.
you're gonna be on television.

not every movie on earth is american.

rely on your noggin.

your cut looks diseased.

there are a lot of people
but they don't know each other.
everyone keeps to themselves.

kids gotta know about the dark stuff.
at some point.


cool

you can get straight As
without being perfect.
just be normal.

i hit hard. 
we hit hard.

everyone's got a motorbike.

i have not resigned to the fact
that i'm stupid.

we kill cockroaches.

i need a lot of help.

don't stand on fire.
you will get burned.

i'm preparing for tuesday.
i'm preparing for tueseday.
i'm preparing for tuesday. 

eww...
a dork rebellion.
lolicons defending billionaires.

we're the real world people.

shithead going to prison. yay.

"society is crumbling
because the gays are adopting."

cope and seethe.


gen skibidi

i'm not a socialized creature.
no one is.

hurried student lunch is shit.

this hotel's got old tv. 

no need to be connected to people.

i got a bike.
do you wanna ride with me?

you can feel a 2024 song.
it not a crime. 

my nationality
is sumwhere else
in my head.

we've got an editor.

gonna be famous.

he's playing a character.
i'm not.
i'm legitimately stupid. 

don't let knowledge get in the way.


smoking marijuana with the reds.

bras used to be pointy.

offer a cigarette.
offer a chat.

we're watching videos
of people who are already dead.
wanna join in?

movies are magic.
anything can happen.

what do actors do?
they do a lot of weird.

i like the reds.

all my friends are heroes. still.

the roach streamer
made you feel cool
for being a roach.

you've lost your humanity.

they won't let you be an actress
because you can't relate.
you're too fargone.

unless...
you play yourself.

too good for theory.
too good to study.
and always looking for commies.


married to the road

THIS IS THE THEME OF THE STORY.

the kilometer counters
 are not accurate.

actors are actors.
they're good everywhere.
every country
has a robert de niro.

i'm a truck driver.
i method act
truck driving.

need to get sumwhere?

i'm offering to help.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HUMANS DO!

les stop here.

hmm...
this eatery has no flies.
NOT AUTHENTIC !
jk jk.

y'alll ever wonder why you were made?

understanding others is what we do.
everyone acts.

no one needs lipsticks.
althouho
 it can be nice.

HOLY SHIT!
korean snacks!


different people.

not everyone gets married
nor needs to.

wow. 
you eat american propaganda for breakfast?
that's so based. /s

people should be helping people. 
not leaving them behind.

who's the mother of the group?

bet it makes you feel strong.
exploiting the weak.

bruh.
we live by the train.
we're used to it. 

where;s my husband?
don't have one. 

tf?
you're "kicking ass"
by watching asmongold videos.

ewwwww...

the only time
people want to hang with you
is when you offer them money. 

you've always just done what you want. 
bet you're a selfish lover.

AND you pay for positive coverage.

rightoids be doing
rightoid things.


wholesome and sexy.

being hot is hot. 
we're wholesome and sexy.

y'all ever get into a random huggy mood?
that's us.

FIGHT THE INFINITE SCROLL!

some fast singing in this.

ppl winning for the sake of winning.
they're teaching kids
antisocial behavior. 

the chaebol demanding politeness.

we
cute and subversive in our own way.
fuck up
the propagandas.

our fav couple
doing one last smash
before their break up.

enter our colorful world.
there's music and papers.

we're going to the canada.

do you swear you promise
to always be
wholesome and sexy?

yes?

welcomes to the gang.


period pain simulator.

if you hate muslims so much,
just kill yourself
then they'll disappear.

she saved your creepyass life
by accident.
and now,
you won't let her go.

jewish supremacist.

thrillers are fun.
real life sucks.

that was amovie kiss.
it didn't mean anything.

horror movies confirming your paranoia. 

you believe in signs.
horoscopes.
magical compatibility.

tryna teach us 
how to protest.
are you gonna stop ICE 
with the power of positivity?

all your friends are incels.

you're only the "good guy"
so long as you 
get to keep doing nothing.

lol. 
yeah sure.
anime turned us gay.

we've become a hip hop group. 

nobody grows old here.
it's an impossibility.


living

i need 8 hours of sleep
or i'll die.

STOP ASKING ME FOR NUDES.

can't concentrate.

i'm a gift from korea
to all of you.

gigolo.
sex work is work.
at least, we happy.

you don't do anything.
you don't live.
always gooning.

sing the textbook.

she says he's too big.

we don't know what goes on
in your side of the world.
it's too dead.

dweeb total.

no one feels bad about you in your mansion.

reddit is not normal.

all that money
and you're still a loser.

try again.


tobacco sunshine.

we only got time to scroll. 

there are 30 days in jun.

he thinks he knows her
because he's watched
a bunch of her movies.

and now he doesn't want school.
he wants bullets.

"such a goddess," he says.

you got so many trinkets.
what are they for?

i've got field duty.
field duty.
field duty.
weee....

a lot of blood everywhere.

guy with leather jacket:
"no time for funny business.
just the real ish."

his boss feeling bad
for the landlord class. 

lung cancer causes smoking.

just do what you like
that doesn't harm anybody.
it's freeing.


one sang

the queen itself
and the mice herself.
(chose their pronouns)

when you listen to that one sang,
you levitate.

this be a documentary
about the making of a documentary.

love isn't fun and fames.
it's war.
it's a battlefield.
it's actually hate.

there were no colors back in the 30s.
everything was black and white.

they want mr personality.
i'm willing to oblige.

i wonder how they all know each other. 

kuey teow goreng melayu mamak international.

i've always wanted a balloon.
you don't need a gun to pop a balloon.

"if you see a witch,
tell us
or you'll go to hell."

what's so shocking
about a man shirtless?

she
's been to prison.
he's arroused.


1000 games

you remember nothing
when you infinite scroll.

doctor's prescription:
have fun.
it's not about numbers.
screw the algorithm.

the duck is so happy
to have new friends.

HE WON A CAR!
HE WON A CAR!
OH MY GOD!

i'm very smart.
i'm gonna walk up to a lion 
and befriend it.

i'm a director for that studio. 

i want to hang with a giraffe.

this disney princess
went nowhere.

it's not sugar.
it's banana.
banana sugar.

the wanting to not be connected to anything
is sad.

eating pancakes everyday
'cause we struggling.
it's kinda good.


bento

free food in prison.
they put gravity in it. 
no gravy.

when peopl like you, it's fun.

it's cool when they leave us wondering. 

roll around in horse manure.

got a delusional belief
that everything's going to be alright.

how is an anime too complicated?

fascists bad.
commie good.

screw the "blood" bullshit.
it don't give you superpowers.
i don't care who your daddy is.
mob boss.
pope.
science fiction.
it don't matter.

where do cereals go when they die?

pikachu can thunderbolt the US army.
fuck em up. 

you can do anything in a movie. 

it's not a competition. it's play. chill out.

the cops came
and he killed the cops. 

now i'm in jail.


hitler is a loser.

they raided our place.
they killed our cows. 

i can see the army through the fog.

the never-shower-man 
 wants to mow down protestors.
he believes that 'cleanliness'
is a female attribute.

"don't be politcal", they say.
if it happens,
just pray the war away.

some people 
don't know how to talk to humans.

not socialized.
parasite.

everything was dull
till they introduced a girl.

if the text
ain't the bible,
he's not gonna get it.

i'm proud of all of them.
every piece of garbage
i've ever produced.

you say we're not smart enough
to survive your genocide.
but are you smart enough
to dodge this bullet?

pole dancing is tough.

hitler is a loser. 


aspie

i'm the real world infiltrator.

i want a boring life.
i don't want a boring wife.
i want to watch people.

i'm a receptionist.
i'm receptioning all day.

this tourist only wants american standards
or israeli standards. 

i get to enjoy the music for free
as security.

give me routine. 

it's so sad 
that they don't have
our kinds of friends.

i play the role of the quiet guy in the group.
who's the mother?

i would like to have a lot of money, please. 
i charge the same all the time.
it makes me reliable.

you think i'm nothing.
i was in reefer madness 2000.

every server is a bar.


elevator girl

nobody visits me at the hospital.

sad all day.
sad forever.
why.

the whole movie is about me being pretty.

could i have been a different person?

go to a social place.
do social things.

EVERYDAY FLIRTING!

we got cats.
it's fun.

you wanna see actor?
you wanna see actor you've seen beefore?

you can't just do nothing.
it's boring. 

plans
keep you excited for something.

these people arenot my friends.
they're just people who make content. 

check out my naked shadow. 

people are shy.
people are strange.
poeople can also be friendly. 

you can let on that you're alone. 

i can hear you smiling. 

oh no.
another guy
gone grifting.


queer

young, and free, and young.
we're fortunate.

right wing punks are dumdum.

they've got a 30 year old
playing a teenager.

a friend with a car
is a friend indeed
and a friend in need.

don't believe in movies too much.

thanks for the flowers.
what am i supposed to do with them?

you've got a sex friend.

so just enjoy things and shut up. 

everybody on the right fighting for the leader position.
it's so stupid. 

i'm sorry i'm hot.
i'm sorry we're all hot.
but fascists are cowards.

so,meetimes you don't know what you want
till you try something first. 

we're big on friends.
we're big on family.

here's where everyone gets stupid coffee.


blind date

people don't know how to communicate anymore. 
trapped and forced not to care.

walk the streets as a woman.

the law is silly.
stupid countries and boundaries.

IT'S A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO CONSENTING ADULTS.
WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT?!?!?!
IT'S NOT A PERVERSION.
it's normal shit.

they don't want you to think.
they don't want you to culture.
everything's a reaction.
everyone's a reactionary.
fuck phobes.

they're moving people like prisoners.
fuck em.
brick em.

we;ve got musicians in our movie. 

you're so impressed by the shopping catalogue

the swinging 60s.

it is liquor time.

ben is frank
and he's also frank.


dubstep on cassette

he's a real guy.
a working guy.

we go out.

all sweaty and hot. and wet. and left.

got an onlyfans friend.
they chill.

we.
are.
the brainwashed and tired.
tired and brainwashed.
they don't want us to create.

like nothing you've ever seen before.

rain machine. foley.

denpa goodness.

furries at the rave
no longer
lonely.

surprise neck break
in an otherwise calm high dive.

you're always at the party.

do something.
take part.

activate.

me casa is your casa.

but they cna't make you dirnk.
they gotta respect your culture.


gary cooper

if you had a life,
your enemies would like you.
you can't have that, can you?
you're a revenge person.
you're a CSAM person.

money solves all your problems.
your brain is a shithead.

i'm probably gonna live forever.

i'm probably gonna die early from all the coffee.

i haven't had coffee in a long time.

i like to experience things that have nothing to do with me.

i need to forget.

yay rally! no church on sunday.

some people shoot better when they're drunk.

they need to make cowboy movies for everybody?
enbys too?

bet you think you're gary cooper.


music is dead.

the problem with today's artists
is that they're too alive.
that carries with it too much baggage.
culture, fashion, hand holding, discussion, friendship, the works.
artists in the past, at least, 
have the good sense
to debut as zombies.
making their music pure and free of context.
no politics.
the true arbiters of taste back then
such as stem lords
and pearl clutchers
were on board from the get go.

sighh...

it's just hard being better than other people these days.
too much left wing, right wing bullshit.

everybody tryna convert me.
telling me what to do.

teaching and learning
is a waste of time.
we should all be streamers.

if not for the fall of western civilization,
i would be dating an onlyfans girl right now.


mangadex

society wronged you 30 years ago
when they did not acknowledge 
your superior birth circumstances.
all you need to do now
is hold a grudge
for another 30 years 
then you'll become
the billionaire you absolutely deserve to be.

because you're an individual.
you're special.
you don't need anyone.


changes

i just heard a cat
tell another cat. 
"eating a hot dog this late in the game
won't change anybody's mind."

40 years later he's playing the same role.

the streets know me.
thre streets know ypu.

he's been watching that song /music video for a year
and now he's no longer a lib.

i don't care if this experiment is not a success.
i just need it to be an experiment. 

use all your strength. 

i want to get to the good stuff.
no cons.
just dive deep.

i'm grateful to be alive. 

we live inside a whale.
our whole world,
universe,
is inside a whale

hearts will explode.
heads will just... be... normal, i guess.

some mysteries are better left unsolved.

she's been stuck here for 30 years.
so lonely.
so horny.


weird gangsters

this mafia boss don't smoke.
not even giant cigars.

stay in your lane, streamer boy.
know what you dont' know.
OSLO,
don't dress like an obvious thug.
try the nerd look.

all that exploitation
sucking out our lives.

good guys never win.
@ least, not in our movies.

what's in your fridge?
easily the best picture.

bruh,
you're getting blood on my couch.

N,
we're gonna need cars
for our next raid.

every shootout is a mess.
passwords everywhere.

grab those guns. 
grab all the things.
free things.

we did it all for the art
and entertainment.


comrades

i want to burn it in my skull.
cool
because
open_and_accepting!

we organize.
we fundraise.
they harass.

everyone talks to us.
all works of life.

you can join our club .
we like you.

everywthing we do is for people.
the swimming.
the poetry.
everything.

they need me for this job.
i has becomed the improtant person.

share your findings with everyone.

i feel like we're actually flying.
this is so real.

some people cannot feel love.
he's the anti-tattoo guy.
weirdo.

can i borrow your customers?
can i borrow your friends?

i've got my own little portable radio.


tokusatsu

this is entertainment.

only one of us can be a tokusatsu fan.

boy wants to be electrocuted
to become a superhero.
Electric Man. 

i served as a caterer on the set.

the baby has become a fighter.

robots are cool.
aliens are cool.
monsters are cool.

make what only you can make.
made possible by our one million relationships.

your bullets can't touch me.

they're crying over loss of property.
they have things
but they don't have friends.

this movie is for japanese audiences only.
no subtitles.

no emotional connection to anyone.

how come you're special?
you're not like the other prisoners
or students.

you're not watching it in 1.0 speed as intended. 

ass is the default subtitles.

do i even know what i'm about?

something dark is building up. 


liek good ants

we put a lot of love in.
the cake.
the food.
everything.

we are collab people.
we are normal people.

happiness
is so much to do.

we've got so many talented people
singing for us.

bluesky is not activism.

what's your favorite number?

experience other cultures. 

game.
watch it with your daughter. 

it's the best eat-the-rich tale.

don't consume slop,
slop consumer.

everybody in their bubbles.
so confident the gestapo won't come for them.

you like charity.
we like mutual aid.
we are not the same.

it's easy to con the rich and dumb.

eating our way out of sadness
and trauma.


new york dérive

bullying is their fun activity.

over here,
people idnogre each other.

people are not the same. 
americans drink cola for breakfast.

do dogs cry?

be happy.
or try to.
i choose friends.

WE GET TO HANG OUT WITH HIS DOG!

i'm EXcited to EXercise.

packed you some food.
sent you some food.

my friend,
can i clean your place for you?

the more random the better.

death is sudden, silly, and stupid.
ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

where am i now?

ever wondered what it's like to live a real life?


productive day.

what does a fat man eat?
let's look at what he eats.

groceries!
all the cool stuff is revolutionary.
don't use "revolutionary" to describe money. 

we keep being dated. by gang. they're nice accidents. 

sweet as an apple.

copying the gangstas on screen.

dumpster diving.

there are no mistakes.
the cat is always on the car.

the quiet revolutionary.
has.
only got one business on his mind.
revolution.

anime don't grow on trees.

how'd you raise a little_psycho_capitalist?

mixed race superiority
in your head.

deez nuts.
hmm.

the rent is cheap
because the place is haunted.
 purrfect,
daths' my dream home.

look at my cat.
it's so cute.


pork sushi

the people here are too attractive for the owner.
he wants an unhealthy place full of pedos and nazis.

we don't.

just be grateful that you're getting it. 

i'm unapologetically brown. 

the girls love you here. 

don't steal from the poor.
steal from the rich.

gotta look your best
just in case that stranger hates you.

everybody shud be easy peasy
but they're made complicated by capitalism. 

why does our poop
not want to poop?

we can tell you come from money. 

there's still more you can do
after 2000 works.
something outside the box.

he's so repulsed by sex.
zio brain.

typing all night.
keyboarding all night.

you don't need three men
to shoot one person.
but you can do it
if you want to.

don't shit yourself.


do_stuff_people

hi,
i am stupid.
who are you?

we're the do_stuff_people. 

do u know what yr life iss about.?
no you dont'

we made a community.
we made a family.

i'm the cringiest you could ever get. 

there are two taylor swifts.

the cat likes me.

i don't wannabe famous.
i just want to be useful.

they say
you're not important enough for 20 thousand dollar tickets.

bla bla bla.

sex pests on their side.
sex pests in the center.
they don't want to be accountable.

we are originalwoke. goodwoke. us.

he's a creep.
he's a weirdo.
he's a zionist.
what is he doing here?
he does not belong here. 

but at least, you married a one direction member.

shy cat.

in a nearby alternate universe,
you would fuck your brother.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?


do you know your personality?

you took ozempic.
i jjsut dyed my hair white. 

i'm always imitating human behaviors. 
all the mediocre people love me. xqc

everyone knows a liar.
and everyone knows whne lying.


YOU'RE SO LONG!
I CAN'T FIT YOU IN MY TIMESLOTS!
it;s just another form of slavery.

everyone is 30 plus in this show.

i am beautiful and strong.
i love music.

you like it because you identify with it.

you need things.

i'm a boring person
because of my overdependence
on this coffee.


gimme mystery.

there's a scar on your forehead.
a beautiful scar.

i fucks with this band.

shoot your masters.

i can fly.
underwater.


drakerider

everybody chasing trends
but my religion
is here to stay.

drake. 
aubrey graham.

king of the charts.

look at the numbers.
they're god numbers.!

he is the new michael jackson.

so relatable.

i lose, he lose, we all lose.

don't give me
any of the palestine crap.

y'all are hypocrites!

it's alright
to like 
older teens.

at least, he's honest.

SEGA is the greatest game of all time.

i only mess with the best.

Drake 
is the new sonic. 
is the new xbox.
is the new trump.

he's a revolutionary.

idea guy.

if you're an individual, yoiu'll like drake.
if you're a collectivist, you'll like kdnrick.


rice, chicken, egg.

i'm a tea pourer.
a girl.

and guess what?

shot a taliban.
bye, taliban. 
fuck a taliban. 

ye.

THE BOYS CAN GO OUT AND PLAY
AND I CAN/T?

FUCKing MOTHERFUCK. 

i'm not afraid.
i'm a forced hero.

no more landmines! 

i . identify . with all the oppressed.
there are more of us
than there are of you.

die, stupid taliban incel.
die.

walking down the highway.
no camel.
no car.

they're making cartoons of our struggle.

do you need money, friend?
let's do this shit. 


crowdfunding

let's make money.
family money. community money.
i'm not being funny.
les go.

10 year old you
is cooler
than 20 year old you.

every band is a gang.
but you only like the self-pitying artist.

why?

sean penn didn't look like sean penn back then.

capitalism gave you your shit train. 

nail clipping is a good opportunity
to listen to our podcast.

this is their mating music.
this is their mating night. 

guy with long hair. 

youve seen him in the 80s.
now you can see him in the 2020s.

it's gonna be a long night.

the police has been chasing us all night
and now we're sweating like pigs. 

we're watching footage of dead people. 

miracles is the way things ought to be.

things can change.
thiungs change.
things naturally change.


pigs

Christian crazies,
Muslim crazies
,atheist crazies
alls the same. 

empire scum
empire dogs.

they hate you for no reason.
i don't care.

how can you have a boner?

gotta visit somebody in prison.

i love you with all my heart.

YOU DON"T OWN THIS LAND!

fuck the talibans.
fuck the zionists.
fuck the mass murderers.

and fuck the pigs.

OF COURSE THE PERV IS PRO GENOCIDE NOW.
fucking losers.

search every libertarian's pc.

WE.DON'T. FEAR.ICE.
FUCK!!!
FUCK!!!
FUCK!!! 
FUCK ISRAEL!



to style in a skibidi world

love dressing up.
love noisy music. 

used to live in a small place.
now i live in a smol place.
it's cozy.
living in a smol place.

we are very very tiny and insignificant.

do what you're comfortable with
then get out of your comfort zone.

everybody skibidi
because they no longer care.
it's out of their control.

you still need your hands
to flip the pages
of a book.

keep treating it 
like you're working on a masterpiece. 

realistically,
people throw things
at the side of the road.

it's an experience.
a weather yo'uve never expereinced.

becareful when playing with flamethrowers. 
she's out of your league. 

they give bad subs.

omg.
just met a skibidi so broken.
they forgot how to date
or do any normal shit.

the living like sex
and they drink about sex
and drink sex.

drunk.

YOU BRING THAT PUSSY BACK!

depression is a horny killer.


boo zionists

all the normal people are alright.

nobody is perfect.
my butt is 8.

israeliboo/ameriboo
doesn't know how love works.
all he knows
is the internet.

WHY IS EVERY ROLE WE PLAY SEXY?
is because we sexy.

fuck the caste system.

not everyone is as hot as you thought they were. 

one at a time, boys. cool.

the world needs friendships
more than money exchanges.

lib will only play the good guy
as long as they get to do nothing.
vote hard.

di you know what a menopause is?

nazis, sex pests, and pedos.
they know they're doing wrong.

colonizer mind.
pedo mind.
loser mind.

you don' tknow what to do
so you're listening to the same damn song.


chosen fam

it's big
and it's enough. 

all the babies love mis rachel.

daniel craig is back.

nobody likes that rich fuck with no personality. 

i've got friends on the inside
and they've got friends on the outside.

omg. i've got breasts. 

"good things happen to good people"
says the mass murderer. 

please allow myself to introduce myself.

2nd runner up is 3rd.

no shame in losing.
lose like a winner
and you'll still win.

what's your talent?
what's your embarassing talent?

don't worry about the fire.
your girl is alive. 

you're happy now.
you can eat whatever you want.
get fat if you want.

they say smoking is bad for your health.
yet he died from choking on a broccoli.
funeral food is good. 

americans love they guns. 

they got a chinese to play japanese. 

do you know all the songs?


CONSUMPTION IS NOT ACTIVISM.

sometimes the customer would disappear for weeks.

looking for serani poji.

korean edition.
3 lesser tracks.

our life alone is not enough.
gotta imagine
all other lives.

once they find out i'm indian,
they're immediately intrigued. 

what kind of normal friends
does a policeman have?

wholesome people.
cute people.
wholesome cute people.

we don't need to trick
because we get. 

he's in love with samuel l jackson from 1992.

wesley sniper.

got a plce.
got a life.
not wishing to multiverse.

everyone does business with me.


we bully bullies.

the zionist be like...
"this is the new witchhunt."

pretending to be normal.
pretending to be with normal people. 
using lgbt to be special.

he's so sure 
he will never be caught.

judging people for doing cool things.

mental health awareness week:

the rich teen is agoraphobic now
because his dad's worker called him names.

but he sure knows how to box
from watching a movie
and a couple of animes.

so he stopped showering.
because reddit told him
it'll give him powers.
it'll make him real.
it's a red pill advice.

best way to learn things, they say.

boxing.
hacking.
fighting.

never cared about anything enough to leave the chair. 
dreaming of making it big.
turning failure into grift.

then vanished into the ether.

i like being tall.

what you gonna do?
kill me?



wholesome gamers

HOW DO Y'ALL STAY LIKE THAT?
DO Y'ALL NOT KNOW THE WORLD?
Y'ALL ARE LIKE CATS
IN HUMAN FORM.
COMFORET PZEOPLE.

download complete.

the repair man is friendly.

real life is the best way to go.

poop healthily.

snacking in the evening. 

the movie felt so real.
everyone left feeling transformed.
it's not even a hollywood production.
it's local.
and we appeared as cameo.

Y'ALLS MENTAL HEALTH!
HOW ARE THEY STILL SO GOOD??!?!

nothing is foreced.\

everything is happy.

n everyone gets along.

till infinity.

damn...
y'all got everything figured out.
if only y'all are commies.


coke zero

you're always eating sugar.
STAPP IT! 
STAPP IT! 
STAPPPPPPPPP!
SCOTT STAPP IT!

that;s interesting.

you're happy because you're not a minority.
but sad because you're old and lonely.

sadge.

all you do is consume
and now your personality is zero.

congrats.lotta lessons in life.

i want to drive a trishaw.
you can ride on it if you want.

nothing lasts.

don't believe in magical feelings.
just have feelings.

relate.

so you're a male escort with other people's secrets.
who you blackmailing next?

small tits are also beautiful.

they're arresting all the hentai people.
and getting everyone to wear advertisements.

lame.

i'm just grateful
y'all ask for consent before practicing S&M.

very based.

the burglar is not very neighborly.
phones exista in the 1800?


Friday, May 30, 2025

office coffee

everyone loves a good mystery. 

you like it
and depend on it
when it's just a little sweet. 

but office coffee
tastes like shit.

a second experience is always better.

time to clean out the gutter.
and write a song about it.

in certain angles, you look 20.

we want our shows!
the good ones.

you can't run 2160, bodoh.

very liminal spacey. me likey.

a mouth ulcer that hurts like satan.

let's watch two old men fight.

what enhancements do i get
if i get cloned?

animation is not better.
it's just different.
but sometims,
diffirent is better.

BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

how many childhoods have you lived?

do you know what it's like to change diapers?


chores while high

i don't have
or need weed.
i have air
and am delusionally handsome.

so what is the missing ingredient?

don't drink other people's orange juice
without drinking it first!

how the hell is that baby mine?
we don't even have the same tattoos.

it's nice to have pride
and believe in your work.

prison changes you. 

this is not a movie.
you don't have to be brave.
it's not your thing. 

NOW you get all the normal people.
NOW you get safe relations.
you've been detached for so long.
it's not difficult.
you just had too much money.

go clean the litter box.

i'm not a lesbian. 
i'm a thespian.

always upping my body.
always upping my mind.
not consuming slop.

oh no,.
you're becoming your parents.

schedule is on schedule.

bye,
you're hot. 


grifters be grifting

the most bizarro answers on reddit.
as to why
you lost your penis,

i don't care for a billion dollars.
that's loser money.

this was posted 54 minutes ago.

everybody,
laugh at the nazi!

exsqueeze me,
i gotta host this party.

your girlfriend made you supernice.

yellow watermelon, son.
eat yo watermelon.

im getting all my adult swim in.

women doing martial arts
being sexy.

sorry to have never bothered you,
a dog feces kinda guy.

one day you'll learn
that the smart people
are actually dumb. 

i don't have a deluxe edition. 

bought a new sweet shirt at the thrift store.

i'm just a crazy.
bon't be a crazy.

it's not weird to see your ex. 

"do you love america?"
nope.

you're out of your mind.
this is too weeby.

is this available on cassette?


commie rpg

the government wants you stupid or stemlord.

my imagination seems to recommend you.

who's knocking at this hour?

people like me.
that's all that matters.

based players.
based gamers.
based commies.

they wanna zap zap zap the arts out of you.

did you like the kiss with your partner?
acting partner?

it doesn't take more than 10 minutes
to find the right subtitles.

it's seeping into your brains. 


everybody here consensual.

everyone knows his name, man.

a lot of underground fiction to like. 

i'm a clean freak.
clean my place everyday. 

is it easy
playing an unlikeable character?

i play communist,
you play exploiter.
best rpg.


who wants desert?

do you know what an orgasm is,
gooner capitalist?

died too soon.

sex is how we all got here.

individual this, individual that.
but you're a dork in every situation. 

the illusion is shattered.
she's no longer fit.

you love the violent owners
and the coluumbine poems.

everylittle nothing might be something. 

intrusive thoughts andy. 

no life jealous loser.

"why are you copying me copying you?
that's not a very cute thing to do."

you love whatever new thing 
that doesn't make sense.
=
losers, creeps, and sex pests.

the world hates you,
stupid zio.

nothing on social media is real.

free palestine.